Chapter 311: Swearing Without Dirty Words!
Everyone's eyes were focused on Cen Xiyan, and they were all looking forward to her story.
Cen Xiyan cleared his throat slightly, and then spoke, and began to speak.
The story is not long, Cen Xiyan's voice is very beautiful, when telling, pay attention to the slow and rapid ups and downs of the tone, and it is very vivid to listen to:
Once upon a time, there was a mischievous scholar who sat in meditation with a monk closed his eyes, and suddenly, the scholar opened his eyes and asked the monk, "What do I look like in your eyes?" ”
The monk on the opposite side didn't even blink an eyelid and said, "Buddha."
The scholar asked again, "Do you know what you look like in my eyes?" ”
The monk asked, "Like what?" ”
The scholar said, "In my eyes, you are a puddle of garbage!" ”
The scholar felt that he had teased the monk and stood cheap, so he was very happy and went home happily.
When the scholar's sister saw her brother coming home, she was so excited that she asked, "Why is my brother so happy?" ”。
The scholar told his sister about his teasing of the monk.
After listening to the scholar's story, the scholar's sister shook her head and sighed: "Brother, you think you won, but in fact you lost!" The Zen master is a Buddha-like realm, so look at you like a Buddha; And your mentality is like a pile of garbage, and of course looking at a Zen master is like a pile of garbage. ”
In fact, this is the story of Su Dongpo, Su Xiaomei, and Foyin, in the original story, it was said that it was "like shit", but this word was a little indecent, Cen Xiyan was afraid that if she really said the word "shit", these people here would not be able to stand it, so she changed "shit" to "garbage".
The story is very short, but it has a very ironic meaning, and everyone here is a smart person, so they naturally heard the meaning of the story told by Cen Xiyan.
"Poof......" Cen Xiqin couldn't hold back, covered his mouth and laughed.
also looked at Mo Junfei with meaningful eyes.
Just now he said that the sixth sister is a straw bale! Hum! He's the bale now!
Jin Fang also covered her mouth with a handkerchief and laughed, and after laughing, she praised: "That sister is really a smart person. ”
Cen Hongmian and Jin Muchen also couldn't help laughing.
Mo Junfei's face turned red, he was ashamed and angry, but he couldn't do it, he was depressed, he grabbed the wine glass in front of him, poured the wine in the cup in one go, and then sat there hatefully, his chest rose and fell, luck!
"What a clever girl!" Mo Junxuan also opened his mouth and praised.
However, when he spoke, he said that the person who was watching it was Cen Xiyan, and this was obviously praising Cen Xiyan.
Indeed, the really smart girl is the Miss Cen Liu in front of her, who quietly fights back at the provocations and insults of others, scolds people without spitting out dirty words, and makes people can only bear it, unable to refute, this girl is not ordinary smart, and she is a person who will never suffer losses and endure anger!
At this time, Cen Xiyan smiled slightly, and said lightly: "In fact, this story also tells us that we should not be too self-righteous as a person, thinking that the other party has suffered their own losses and taken advantage of themselves, how can they know that in the eyes of the other party, they may not really suffer losses, perhaps, everything you do is not seen by the other party at all." ”
As soon as Cen Xiyan said this, the room suddenly fell silent.
What she said was already straightforward, the meaning of her story was not only to fight back against Mo Junfei, but also to satirize Mo Junxuan's difficulties with her!
It means that she didn't pay attention to Mo Junxuan's difficulties at all, in her opinion, everything he targeted her was just a joke!
This girl is smart and bold enough! A little story, scolding the two princes, isn't it bold?!
And Cen Xiyan, she really doesn't feel that she has suffered a loss, Mo Junxuan's so-called difficulties for her today are actually in her arms, celebrating her birthday, no alcohol is boring, she just took advantage of this to get over her addiction to alcohol.
Tell this story, it's just that I can't see the arrogance of Mo Junxuan and Mo Junfei's brothers, pour cold water on them, add blockages, and hit them.
She was happy to see their brother unhappy, and it was a great way for them to entertain her.
Mo Junxuan listened to Cen Xiyan's words, was stunned for a moment, then smiled bitterly, and said: "Yes, Miss Cen Liu is right, being a man, you can't be too self-righteous." ”
There was a sense of self-deprecation in his words, and he could be regarded as apologizing to Cen Xiyan in a vague way.
Cen Xiyan told this story, although he was satirizing him, but if he cares, he will seem too petty, it is better to admit his mistakes generously, and it will appear that he has grace.
"Lord Wang, the story of Xiyan can be regarded as passable?" Cen Xiyan asked with a smile.
Mo Junxuan nodded and smiled: "Pass the test, of course you have passed the test." As he spoke, Mo Junxuan picked up his wine glass and said to Cen Xiyan: "Miss Cen Liu, this king toasts you!" ”
Although he didn't say it explicitly, this toast meant to make amends.
Cen Xiyan didn't twist it, he was generous, picked up the wine glass, and drank all the wine in the cup with Mo Junxuan.
Her performance in this way is even more impressive, and everyone present has a little more good impression of her.
It's just that Cen Hongmian, Jin Fang, etc., are still a little worried about Cen Xiyan, afraid that she won't be able to withstand the wine.
"Xiyan, you really don't care, right?" Jin Fang asked worriedly.
Cen Xiyan smiled at Jin Fang and said, "Look, I really don't know how to drink, people who can drink are drunk, but I don't know how to get drunk." ”
Everyone: "......"
Everyone was a little crying and laughing, it turned out that her so-called "can't drink" was such a "can't drink......
Cen Hongmian was still not at ease, so he instructed Yingxue to cook some sobering soup for Cen Xiyan.
Yingxue knows very well how much her young lady drinks, just such a little wine, where can she drink any decanting soup! However, Cen Hongmian gave her orders, and she couldn't help but listen, so she turned around and went to the small kitchen to make soup, but it was not a sobering soup, just a soup to eliminate food.
This noon banquet was unanimously eaten for an hour and a half before it ended! (about 3 hours)
Everyone left, Cen Xiyan drank the soup prepared by Jingshuang to eliminate appetite, read the book for a while, then went upstairs to squint, ready to recuperate enough, go out of the house at night, and continue to gather with the master and them to eat and drink.
At this time, Prince Shuo, the Nine Emperor Princes, as well as the prince and the county lord of the Law Palace, personally came to Cen Xiyan to give birthday gifts, and stayed in Jinglan Pavilion to eat the birthday banquet, which had spread in the Cen Mansion.
The people in the mansion immediately guessed about this matter, Cen Xiyan is just a concubine of the Cen Mansion, or a concubine who has been raised outside the mansion for ten years and has just returned to the mansion, why did she get the favor of these people with good status? That's not normal, isn't it?
I heard that when Miss Six returned to Beijing, she went all the way with Prince Shuo and the Nine Emperor Princes, did she have any special performance in front of them at that time?
And the two brothers and sisters in the Luwang Mansion should have been contacted by her through Cen Xiqin's relationship, right?
This sixth lady is not simple!