Chapter 187: What's This Thing Called?
In this world, anything you get has to pay a corresponding price, such as the blessing of Qi people. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Xiaotian finally understood why in ancient times it was necessary to have multiple wives, and women had to draw a high and low first, so that men should do more things better.
The same thing, if it is a wife and a concubine, it would be good to spoil that wife, and now that he has made two wives out by himself, it is really difficult for him to die. It is said that a bowl of water is flat, this is said lightly, and I don't want to think about a bowl of water so flat, what kind of grandmother does the person in this bowl have to be tired?
Fortunately, Lu Rui is much easier than Li Yanna, when he was on the island, although Xiao Tian didn't do much, he occasionally had to move his mouth and point out what to do and what to do when he was waiting for people.
Lu Rui doesn't need this at all, the maid and the old mother, all of them are sent out by the palace, and they send three imperial doctors to do prenatal checkups on time every day, so that Xiao Tian found that after he came back, he didn't have anything to do except stay or stay.
stayed like this for a week, Xiaotian really couldn't stay, no matter what, he was also paternizing! I always have to do something for my wife and baby eldest son, so Xiaotian decided to show off his cooking skills.
As a single dog who has crossed over from the 21st century, how can he not cook at all, but in ancient times, there was a saying that the so-called gentleman was far away from cooking, and he has never been able to get started. But the more this is the case, the more we do something ourselves, doesn't it seem that we are sincere, and we can make the baby wife happy?
After thinking about it, if you want to do it, you have to do something that didn't exist in ancient times, is there anything more suitable than ice cream? Although Lu Rui is the eldest lady of brocade clothes and jade food, she should not have eaten this, so she must like it very much.
Milk, sugar, eggs, simply add together, stir well, boil slightly in the pot, put it in a container, take it outside to freeze, add jam, and finish. Hahaha, what does the master really do, I understand, I'm a genius.
Xiao Tian took the first ice cream in history made by himself with great interest, and went to ask Lu Rui for credit, full of joy and wanted to surprise her.
As a result, when I walked to the door, I heard Lu Rui and Bottler talking, and I didn't know what was going on, Xiao Tian, who had never listened to the problem of the root of the wall on weekdays, actually stood and listened to it magically, and as a result, just this ear, I heard a big deal.
Bottle: "Miss, I'm going to be pregnant in two months, you can pay attention, don't goof." ”
Lu Rui: "Hey, I know. It's just that when will it be a head if it goes on like this, paper can't hold the fire, fake is fake, I'm worried all day long. Even if it's been a while, what about ten months later? Where do I go to become a child? ”
With a snap, Xiao Tian dropped the ice cream, kicked the door open, walked into the house with a gloomy face, and said, "Come on, come on, you two talk about it, I didn't hear clearly outside the door just now."
Lu Rui and Bottle'er were both stunned, and looked at Xiao Tian blankly without speaking.
Xiao Tian was furious, slapped the table fiercely, and roared angrily: "Say it clearly! ”
Lu Rui's tears brushed and she stayed, and said; "I'm sorry I lied to you, I'm not pregnant".
Xiao Tian gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, it's really good, you have such a great ability, you can lie to me with the imperial doctor in the palace, and even Yang Jinshui will cover for you." It really doesn't make sense. ”
After speaking, Xiao Tian raised his hand and wanted to hit Lu Rui twice, but when he raised his hand to look at her little face that was captivating the country and the city, he couldn't do it. He put down his hand and scolded hatefully: "Damn! Shameful! You are simply ... It's a femme fatale, it's a liar, I... I just married such a hypocritical liar."
After scolding, Xiao Tian turned his face and left, he only felt that he had been deceived by heaven now, and he didn't want to see Lu Rui again for a minute.
As a result, the more Xiao Tian scolded Lu Rui, the whiter Lu Rui's face became, and by the time he finished scolding, Lu Rui's face was already the same as paper.
As soon as Xiao Tianqian left, there was an anxious voice from the bottle: "Miss, Miss, what's wrong with you, Miss." ”
Xiaotian thought, who are you fooling, you are not pregnant, you can still have a piece of meat after scolding for two sentences, if it weren't for your beauty, the master would have smoked you a long time ago.
Xiaotian didn't care about his body at all, and went back to his father's house in big strides, hmph, who said that going back to her mother's house is a woman's patent, don't we have two families in this capital. Tomorrow, the master will go back to the island to accompany Li Yan and his wife, and give you a good reflection in the capital.
But who would have thought that night, the bottle frantically banged on Xiaotian's door, and he didn't let people sleep in the middle of the night, so Xiaotian naturally wouldn't give him any good face, and asked fiercely: "What are you doing?" What are you two going to do? ”
Bottle hurriedly said: "Oh no, master, go home and take a look, Miss she... Miss, she had fetal gas, this sentence made Xiaotian angry, and said: "What's the matter, your pillow will also be gassed?" ”
Bottle said: "Oh, master, you listen to my explanation, this matter is all the fault of the bottle, at the beginning of you went back to the island to accompany Mrs. Yan, Miss has always been anxious, not sleeping well, worried all day long, depressed, it was all my bad idea, let Miss pretend to be pregnant, trick you back."
But.... But this afternoon, after you lost your temper, Miss has been suffering from stomach pain, specially invited the imperial doctor in the palace, this pulse only to know that it is indeed pregnant, and was scolded by you and moved the fetal gas, now the child can not be kept I don't know, it is not good is a corpse and two lives! ”
Xiao Tiandao: "You can pull the calf, the imperial doctor gives him three chakras a day, you are a fool to me." The bottle said: "Oh, no, I and Miss are fake pregnant, as far as the two of us know,
How dare you ask the imperial doctor in the palace to accompany us to mess around! The so-called imperial doctors before were all old men who were randomly found on the street. ”
Xiaotian: "。。。。。。。。 ”
Looking at Xiaotian's look of obvious disbelief, the bottle was really anxious, I sweared, "What I said this time is true, if I lie, I will not be able to marry for the rest of my life, the master will not accept me, and the wife will also give me out." ”
The ancients still took the oath very seriously, and this oath was almost the same as the five thunders for the bottle.
Xiao Tian thought about it, and doubted it, this kind of thing would rather be believed than not believed, so let's go and see. In case it's true, if you don't go, you won't regret it for the rest of your life, if it's fake, it's easy to do, just beat the bottle and ass, Lu Rui is reluctant to beat. (To be continued.) )