Feng Tao, who has rich experience in stage rescue, did not panic at this time, he put his head in front of the police, opened his mouth and exhaled, and a breath of wine quickly sprayed towards the police, it turned out that before stopping the car just now, he picked up the lesbian's wine bottle and took a big sip urgently, at this time, the pungent smell of wine made the police hurriedly tilt their heads. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Immediately afterwards, Feng Tao continued to pretend to be drunk, "Who, who looks down on me so much, says and says that I am pretending and pretending." I, I, Han Biheng, drink alcohol, never, never pretend. Look, see that my face is not red, and say that I am pretending. Tell you, no matter how much I drink, my face and face will not be red. Look down on me, huh? Mother-in-law, open another bottle, who, who looks down on me, I, I go head-to-head with him, see, who is pretending to be wrong? ”

The female comrade sitting on his right breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly smiled at the police, "Mr. Policeman, I'm really sorry, my husband doesn't blush no matter how much he drinks, whoever wants to say that he pretends to be a fool, he has to drink one-on-one with others." Don't be like him. Then, she deliberately pushed Feng Tao again. Ouch, we're out of the hotel now, so how can we still drink? Don't look foreign, let people see jokes. ”

As soon as they heard that it was a drunken man, the three gendarmes also breathed a sigh of relief, closed the safety of the barge gun, and put it back in the holster.

At this moment, the policeman used a flashlight to find the three female comrades. The female comrade sitting on Feng Tao's right wore a dark yellow short-sleeved Xia Bu cheongsam, with curved eyebrows, slender eyes, and permed hair hanging down to her neck. The lesbian sitting on the left wears a light green short-sleeved summer cloth cheongsam, with a slightly longer face, a small mouth, and permed hair hanging down to her shoulders. The lesbian who drove the car wore a white short-sleeved summer cloth shirt with a blue pleated skirt underneath, a round face, round lips, and short ear-length hair.

When the policeman saw that the three female comrades were all beautiful, he blinked suspiciously, "What is the relationship between the three of you and this man?" ”

The lesbian on the right said generously: "I am Lao Han's original wife, and they are both little wives." ”

The lesbian on the left immediately smiled, "I'm the second." ”

"I'm the third." The lesbian who drove continued.

The policeman's eyes widened in surprise, and he looked back and forth at Feng Tao's three wives, and then said, "What are you three women trying to do with a man?" ”

The eldest wife immediately laughed, "Lao Han and I are set by two parents, as for the two of them, it's not that Lao Han is rich." ”

The second wife immediately pouted angrily, "Yo, boss, you can't speak so badly." How can I be Mr. Tuhan's money? We're in love too. Moreover, the fortune teller Wang Banxian said that we were destined in our previous life and destined in this life. ”

The third wife immediately turned around and took over, "Yes, Li Daxian from Chengdu also said the same thing to me." ”

The eldest wife immediately snorted, "Ouch, what kind of new woman are you, and you still believe in the tricks of fortune tellers?" Fortune tellers can't even calculate their own lives, but can they tell you fortunes? Ouch, it's not a shame for someone who has drunk foreign ink to say this. ”

The second wife said calmly: "The boss is rare and weird. Wang Banxian said that fortune tellers can never count their own lives, this is the rule of their industry, just like those who shave their heads can't replace their own heads. ”

The third wife also continued, "Yes, boss, have you ever seen a shaver who can shave his own head?" ”

The eldest wife took out her perfume-scented hand and patted it, "Those who shave their heads can't shave their heads, and I don't see any shaved hair with braids, right?" If you shave your hair, you have to let someone else shave your head, right? At least two shavers can shave each other's heads, right? But what fortune teller have you ever seen ask another fortune teller to tell your fortune? Which two fortune tellers counted each other's lives? You want Lao Han's money, I won't stop you from entering the door, won't you get it? Why bother looking for a fig leaf? ”

The second wife was angry, "Who said I just wanted Lao Han's money?" Lao Han and I talked about literature and art, Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang, Hou Fangyu and Li Xiangjun, and Chen Yuanyuan. Can you? ”

The eldest wife crooked her mouth, "Okay, okay, don't you just know a little bit about a woman pulling sheepskin with several men at the same time?" When it comes to literature, are you better than the third child? ”

The third wife shook her head proudly, "Yes, I talked with Lao Han about romanticism and realism, classicism and the Renaissance, Venus and Mona Lisa, and it was speculative." ”

The second wife immediately glared at the third wife, "Hey, third, we are both little wives who are oppressed by the boss, don't you partner with me to resist the boss's persecution, why do you still wear a pair of pants with the boss?" ”

The third wife turned around and said, "Second child, what am I doing with you?" followed you to the boss, you helped the eldest wife, but what about me, from the third wife to the second wife, isn't it still a little wife? ”

The eldest wife was happy now, "Hey, the third child, you're right, don't listen to the second child, the second child got rid of me, in fact, it won't do you any good, don't fall for the second child." ”

The second wife glared at the third wife angrily, and turned her head to look at the eldest wife, "Boss, do you think I am the biggest threat to you?" Wrong, in fact, your biggest threat is not me, but this third child. ”

The eldest wife was shocked, "What's the matter?" ”

The second wife sneered and said: "The third wife has told me a few times, saying that you can't manage money well at all, you will only throttle, and you will not open source." When I bought something to buy an old cow at a low price, I was coaxed and deceived by the dealers with clever words, and I didn't look at the price and quality, so I didn't bring back a lot of useless things, and I was always wronged. If she is allowed to manage the money, she will not be wronged. She also said this to Mr. Han, and Mr. Han has not expressed his position after hearing it. ”

The eldest wife was immediately enraged, and immediately yelled at the third wife: "Wow, you ungrateful little goblin, it was I who agreed to marry you in order to weaken the second child." I didn't expect you to repay your kindness now, and you are still planning to usurp the power of the old lady, what a white-eyed wolf who will take revenge! ”

The third child turned around and argued; "I—Aren't I, too, for the sake of this family? Your savings are just another kind of waste. She then shouted to her second wife: "Second child, why do you, why do you bite people indiscriminately in order to please the boss?" ”

In the end, she asked her husband for help, "Sir, the eldest and the second brother have jointly bullied me, you have to call the shots for me." ”

My husband raised his two hands at this time and waved them again and again, "I, I said aunts and grandmothers, you, if you have anything to say, can't you go back and go home to say?" At this point, I quarreled, and I was ashamed, and I was ashamed. Then he said to the policeman, "Mr. policeman, you, you just take them all away, forget it, they are there all day long, quarreling in front of me, I, I am annoyed." ”

At this moment, the police hurriedly threw the four national ID cards to the second wife, and said impatiently: "Okay, okay, you guys go quickly." ”

As soon as the policeman waved his hand, the four gendarmes who had formed a human wall on the road immediately dispersed to make way for a passageway. The third wife hurriedly started the car and drove away.

After the car left, the policeman's eyes glowed green, and several police gendarmes swallowed their saliva and said: "That turtle son is really blessed, the eldest wife is driving, the second wife is escorting, and the third wife is at the helm." Oh, such a good blessing, why haven't I encountered it? ”

Several police gendarmes laughed together.

After the car drove far away, Feng Tao wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said to his eldest wife gratefully with a mocking tone: "Big wife, I escaped safely tonight, thanks to your on-site commander." ”

When the eldest wife heard this, she smiled happily.

When the second wife heard this, she pouted: "Yes, the eldest lady is in charge of the house, of course, she has the greatest credit." ”

Feng Tao heard that she was jealous, and smiled at her again, "Second aunt is too careful, tonight's play is too much without your second aunt, but it can't be performed, so you have to play it badly." ”

When the second wife heard this, she also grinned happily.

The third wife, who was driving, didn't look back, but pouted, "Yo, it seems that tonight's performance can be performed without me." ”

Feng Tao hurriedly nodded to the third wife, "Don't say that, the third aunt, you are at the helm, without you at the helm, how can this car go?" Then he glanced back and forth at the eldest wife and the third wife, and said cautiously: "Because of your tacit cooperation, I was able to get out of danger tonight." The three of you, but you can't do it. ”

At this moment, the eldest wife pursed her mouth again: "Actually, how can I compare with the second and third?" They are all younger than you and full of youthful energy. And I, three years older than you, are old. ”

Feng Tao hurriedly comforted again: "Don't be like this, big lady, as the old saying goes, female juniors, hold gold bricks." You're actually a gold brick, right? Sister BRICS. ”

When he said this, the eldest wife laughed, but the second wife and the third wife pouted together, "Ouch, husband, the boss is a gold brick, so we don't even have gold bars, right?" ”

Feng Tao hurriedly compensated the two little wives with a smile, "Two, although you are not gold bars, you are all diamonds and gemstones." Of course, you see, who among you is the diamond and who is the gem? ”

The second wife immediately said: "Of course I am a diamond, and diamonds never wear." ”

The third wife immediately pouted, "I don't want to be a gem." Husband, remember, my nickname is Little Skylark. The lark is not only beautiful, but also has a graceful singing voice, which can not only fly up to the clouds, but also fly out of the world, which is a priceless treasure! ”

The eldest wife and the second wife immediately glared at the third wife: "Phew! The little girl doesn't know how thick the sky is. ”

The third wife immediately pouted and said, "Husband, the eldest and second are bullying me again." ”

Feng Tao immediately put on a smiling face, but instantly straightened his face again, "I said what are you doing here?" You haven't been my wife yet, so you're intriguing. If you are really my wife, then you fight like this, don't you fight me to a great time? ”

The three wives laughed together. At this moment, the eldest wife waved her hand and said, "Third child, hurry up." ”

The second wife also said: "Yes, if the enemy catches up behind and hears our conversation just now, then we will all laugh." ”

The third wife said while playing the steering wheel, "Don't worry, with my aunt and grandmother in charge of the car, the enemy can't catch up." ”

The eldest wife and the second wife were suddenly unhappy, and scolded together: "Little girl, in front of whom do you call yourself aunt and grandmother?" Nothing big or small! ”

The third wife hurriedly smiled and said, "Eldest and second, don't get angry, people are always one shoulder short in front of the two of you, now call yourself aunt and grandma, relax yourself, isn't it okay?" If not, will that aunt and grandmother still live? ”

When she said this, the eldest wife, the second wife and her husband all laughed......