Bai Dong seems to have a kind of magical magic, Ying Shu is much better now, after the old Ying Lian went to see his daughter in person, the happy Ha Lu Ha Da Lang smiled, took Bai Dong's hand and asked him what princess would suddenly recover, Bai Dong immediately stood on the same line with Li Jiang, and asked Ying Lian with wide eyes, has the princess ever been sick? The kid really doesn't know what to do. Ying Lian could only touch his beard and look at him, and then suddenly realized, boy, you are right, you are really a widow and an old fool.

Lao Ying is confused, Li Jiang is not confused, the people of Jing Jian have already returned, the princess is really well-behaved now, she will not go to drill the dog hole every day, she will not stun people and tie them up in the cellar, and now she is in love with the chanting of words, and sometimes she will go to the courtyard to embroider and embroider, do female red or something, by the way, she will not refuse the etiquette officer now, and will obediently take time out to learn etiquette every day

Li Jiang is too curious, she also had this disease when she was young, and she didn't find a doctor in private, but there was no way to treat it, and it was only after the age of thirty that she gradually improved; Now that her daughter is in her youth, according to her experience, it should be the craziest time, what method did this kid use to make Shu'er return to normal?

Eating the marrow knows the taste, Li Jiang understands too well how attractive 'that kind of thing' is to young people, it is impossible for Shu'er to be good by herself, it must be this kid who used means, you must ask clearly and keep it in mind, in case your grandson also has this problem in the future, it will be easy to treat.

Bai Dong said very firmly that the princess's recovery had nothing to do with him, and he didn't say anything about killing Li Jiang even if he was soft and hard. What are you kidding, if you tell Li Jiang that he sent a pair of small and cute handcuffs and leg cuffs to Ying Shu. She still can't swallow herself alive? The public who helped him make this thing by himself asked him several times, but he didn't say. It's a scourge to say it. Now I'm really afraid that Li Jiang will ask about it. As soon as he asked, a sleek little princess would appear in front of him, with a sleek little princess jade body lying on the embroidery bed, wrists and ankles with small wooden handcuffs given by herself, and a man would have a nosebleed.

Fortunately, I have to leave for Qi country, and I don't have to be harassed by old beauties all day long; With Bai Dong's cleverness, he can't think of why Li Jiang cares about this 'prescription'? Let's go, I'd rather be harassed by the little beauty on the way to Qi than stay away from the old beauty in Liyang, it's terrible!

The 'Zuo Geng Incident' came at a timely time, and the future King Qi Wei was just sixteen years old this year, because Qi Hou Tianwu was getting sick. According to the rules of the Jun family, he, the future prince, should be promoted to the crown in advance, and half a month ago, the Qi State sent a messenger to come, hoping that Lao Qin would send the princess as soon as possible, and it was best to perform the knot ceremony when the son was crowned by Qi.

Marriage is different from alliance, in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, it was normal for countries to marry, and later generations said that Qin and Jin were good, but they didn't know that Qin and Jin marriage was the same thing. It's one thing to beat your head and bleed, and it's not uncommon for a father-in-law to beat his son-in-law and an uncle to beat his brother-in-law.

The state of Qi was strong for a while. It's a pity that Jiang Xiaobai is close to the villain and far away from the virtuous minister, and he was starved to death in the palace after the most reluctant, although there is Yan Ying Daxian, it is still difficult to reverse the decline; After the Tian dynasty of Qi, the country was turbulent and weakened, and gradually despised by the countries of Shandong, although the Marquis of Qi is also a capable monarch, the first to open the Jixia School Palace to recruit the world's celebrities, but not yet the peak of Zhongxing, although the salt is known as the first power in the East, but also the Wei State is deeply jealous, the three Jin Dynasty has no good impression of the Qi State, the Yan State and the Qi State have the deepest hatred, the Chu people do not like the Qi people, the Qi people look down on the Chu State even more, and now the prince of the Qi State has to have a daughter-in-law, and there is no other choice for not marrying the old Qin?

But although the marriage, the Qi State still looks down on the Qin State as well, and this trip to the Qi State, although it is a marriage to send the princess, how can it not be a head-to-head contest between the two countries? Therefore, the princess's dowry must be rich, no matter how poor Lao Qin is, the best silk and silk and the gold of Chu are also full of twenty boxes, and even a lot of pen, ink, paper and inkstone produced by the Bai family have been purchased, showing that my Qin State is also a place of education and etiquette.

These are not enough, the envoy should not be weak, the white-haired Ganlong is not suitable, I have never heard of the important ministers of the country to send the bride, the title is too low and the young man with too little qualifications can't control the scene, looking at the old Qin Manchu Dynasty, there is no more suitable person than Bai Dong, Zuo is already a high lord, and he is a famous white son all over the world, he will not lose the face of Lao Qin, and the most important thing is that his body is tough enough.

Bitter wine did not come to see him off. She can understand and trust Bai Dong infinitely, but she doesn't want to see Ying Shu's carriage, imagine that there is a little princess who used to be naked in that carriage and behave in front of her husband? In ancient times, women could tolerate their husbands' romances, and even accept more than a dozen concubines, but they should still be jealous, which has not changed much in two thousand years, but bitter wine and jealousy will not be jealous, a poor princess who is about to marry the prince of Qi has her happiness?

The convoy to send relatives was only escorted by two hundred Qin troops, which was a major event of the marriage of princes, and the countries that passed through along the way, regardless of whether they had hatred for each other or not, were accompanied by the country's army, so there was no need for many people, let alone master rangers; However, Bai Yue's clan was very worried, and still sent Nie Zhu to come, but was driven back by Bai Dong, what are you kidding, there are two masters in Baijiazhuang, fleas are now in Lantian, and the family still relies on you to protect them, I have a large army here to support me, and I am afraid that someone will bite the birds? Out of the Qin realm is the Wei country, that is a country that is good with our old Qin, if the convoy to send relatives is lost, does Wei Ying still have a face? Don't worry, Wei is more nervous than Lao Qin.

Sending the princess to marry is the hardest and most tiring job in the world, ordinary business travel can also be done by water, the princess is a daughter, but she must be on land to make a fool of everything, and she has to worry about the safety on the road, and beware of this little princess who is not accustomed to the soil and water The most bitter is Bai Dong, Ying Shu is a crazy woman, she always loves to send Xiao Chun'er to invite if she has something to do, and she can't go if she doesn't go, she will jump out of the car with only socks to find Bai Dong.

"Mr. Bai, the princess is invited."

After passing Zheng County, the front is the fiefdom of Lord Wucheng Ling, this time it is the nearest distance to take the Wucheng Yin and Jin line, and it is faster than going to Hangu Pass to enter Wei, and it is about to enter the Wei realm, Ying Shu is estimated to be impatient, and he actually ignored the eyes of others, and ordered Xiao Chun'er to invite Bai Dong again.

Under the strange gaze of the soldiers of the Qin army, Bai Dong walked into Ying Shu's carriage with a hard head. I was also invited by Yingshu a few times along the way. This little girl is still in good shape. Just ask him about the magic of small handcuffs. Bai Dong searched for dry intestines, and he could barely cope with it every time, and finally didn't make a fuss about Lord Wei and the bastard princess.

I don't want to just enter the carriage this time, Xiao Chun'er locked the door from the outside, Bai Dong was suddenly shocked in his heart, the atmosphere of this era is open, but there is no reason for the envoy to linger in the princess car, and they have met several times in the past. They all opened the windows and doors of the car, so that the Qin army who was guarding outside could faintly see the princess and Bai Zuogen's Q&A conversation, not afraid of criticism, this time is going crazy? Not only were the windows closed, but even the doors were locked. It's over, Xiao Chun'er, who is usually honest, was actually spoiled by this crazy princess!

"What do you want to do?"

Fortunately, Ying Shu still looked neat, just looked at him with a smile, her two little hands were very honest, and she didn't seem to have the idea of taking off her clothes, Bai Dong breathed a sigh of relief. He smiled bitterly and said, "You have entered the Wei realm, don't mess around." If it is a humiliation to the country, I will certainly be punished, and you, the princess, will also be degraded. ”

"Hehe, I also said that you taught me, and I cut off your head first, don't you say?"

Ying Shu smiled, and suddenly there was a bit of Li Jiang's demeanor in her eyebrows: "Mr. Bai, Bai Zuogen, you have calculated well, my father-in-law and mother are so ruthless, I can't imagine that you are also so ruthless, do you really want to send me to Qi country?" You're trying to hurt me, aren't you? ”

What is this minx going to do? Revolting against political marriages? Isn't it, how could she have such a political ~ consciousness? I've heard of Tian Yinqi's bad reputation for drowning in the small road and not taking care of the country's righteous path? It's even more nonsense, when it comes to deviance, is there anyone better than herself? Even if you don't want to marry to the Qi State, what did you do earlier, but now you have to go to the Wei State to regret it?

Bai Dong was one head and two big, and he was in the fat powder hole, so he had to deal with it carefully: "What does the princess mean by this?" ”

"My father and mother both know that Ying Shu doesn't like to read since she was a child, and she is called the princess of a country in vain, but in fact, she can't even make a decent speech, I heard that the country of Qi is prosperous, and even the gatekeeper can write a few words, do half of the fu, but now I want to marry the country of Qi, this is not to make me laugh at it? White Door! Don't think that this princess won't know the way, along the way, someone who is loyal to this princess told me that Tian Yinqi is a famous reciprocal person in Qi country, and I will definitely be looked down upon by him! I don't care, aren't you the most capable person in Lao Qin? It's up to you to write a few words for me, and when I get to the cave room, this princess will read it to that kid, and scare him to death! ”

"Which daring guy chews the root of his tongue in front of you? If I find out, I'll definitely break his mouth! ”

Bai Dong snorted coldly, but his heart was slightly relaxed, it was rare that this crazy girl was actually self-motivated, and she knew how to learn? Anyway, Tian Yinqi is a well-known talent in the Shandong countries, if this girl doesn't have a few good words, Lao Qin will really be looked down upon. It's just that I haven't learned any dictionaries, don't say it's dictionaries, even if I can't understand the near-body poems, I can't start if I want to teach.

"What, you don't want to teach me?"

"Where, where, but the carriage is stuffy, and it seems that you don't need to close the windows and doors to teach you to make excuses, right? Why don't you open it first? ”

"No, how can the matter of this princess's rhetoric be seen by those soldiers, isn't that very shameless?"

"Oh"

Bai Dong was speechless for a while, the crazy princess who was keen on whipping was still a face-cherishing person, which was more shocking than the discovery of nuclear weapons in the pre-Qin era.

"The princess has grown! For my old Qin's face not to fall, he actually asked Bai Zuo for advice? It is touching that if this matter were to be learned by the Lord and his wife, I would be very happy, and I would be greatly rewarded. Wonderful, wonderful, I must get out of here at once, or it will be my sin if the princess finds out and interrupts her desire to learn! ”

After Bai Dong and Ying Shu finished answering this paragraph, a gray shadow suddenly shot out from under the carriage of the princess's car, and disappeared into the dense forest at the bend of the road. His body was extremely fast, and Qin Jun, who was closest to the carriage, only felt a flower in front of him, as if something had jumped by, and he thought it was a hare and pheasant.

Almost at the same time as this gray shadow flashed, a smile flashed in Ying Shu's eyes. Her father-in-law and mother-in-law really underestimated her, in the days when she was under 'house arrest', her first hobby was to be dizzy and bind, and her second hobby was to listen to the wind; The puppy ten zhang away begs for spring.

Proven by modern medical research. When a person suffers from some kind of mental illness. often has a certain strength that ordinary people do not have; For example, some autistic people, some have amazing memory, can memorize all the train schedules, and can update with the data of the Ministry of Railways, and some can taste thousands of flavors, ten times stronger than the world's food judges, this violent little princess is amazingly hearing.

The master from the old Qin Palace Forbidden is also Fan Qiang's personal inheritance, and his light body kung fu is almost not weaker than a flea. gently concealed hundreds of Qin troops, but never imagined that they would not be able to hide this little princess.

Which poem or fu should I copy? Shame on you! Since the crossing, he has adhered to the bottom line of a traverser, and has never copied any poems, of course, this era is not popular in this era, even if he copies Tang poems and Song lyrics, no one will appreciate it, and now for the sake of Lao Qin's face, in order to be able to 'safely' get out of the car of this crazy princess, I want to copy it, but I am also a liberal arts graduate, and I still have some understanding of resignation.

Fu is not the same as Han Fu. There are several kinds of Fu, Sanfu, Lufu, Law, and Wenfu. It's just that it was developed to the peak in the Han Dynasty, so people in the world often think of the Han Dynasty when they talk about Fu. In fact, the origin is in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, such as the famous patriotic poet Mi Yuan, and the beautiful man Song Yu, who was lusted by countless women in later generations, are among the masters.

It is also difficult to memorize the resignation of the pre-Qin era after graduating from liberal arts, but fortunately, although the resignation is extinct early, the endowment flourished in the Han and Tang dynasties, and there are many famous endowments in the Han and Tang dynasties, and even the poets and lyricists of the Song Dynasty have no intelligible endowments.

"The princess is reasonable, I see the princess beautiful and colorful, just like the god of Luoshui, so I will make a song "Luo Shen Fu" to the princess, right? When the princess arrived, she said that she was a reflection in the mirror, and Tian Yinqi couldn't see through it. ”

"Okay, good, this "Luo Shen Fu" is made by this princess, you can tell me and listen to it"

"Well, then the princess, please listen carefully: in the seventh year of the first year of the king, Yu Youli was in the capital, and he also passed through Luochuan. The ancients said that the god of water is called the concubine whose shoulders are cut and her waist is like a su. Stretch the neck and show the neck, the quality is dewed, the fragrance is not added, Ling Bo is slightly stepped, and the socks are dusty. Impermanence is the rule, if the danger is safe. Entering the difficult period, if you go back"

It's not easy to copy this poem, the time, place, and characters have to be modified, Cao Zhi's lament that the Fu of Luo Shen was changed by Bai Dong, and it became the story of the little princess of Qin who was born of spring love, and fantasized about herself as a beautiful Luo Shen in Luo Shui, although this story is more idiotic, but most of the original text is still from Cao Zijian's hand, the article is gorgeous, Zizi Ruji, and it is still okay to use it to deceive a mere Tian Yinqi, anyway, there are many gods and spirits in China since ancient times, how can there be only one god in the famous Luoshui? There are three kingdoms in the Three Kingdoms period, and there are no flaws in the pre-Qin period.

"That's great! It turns out that your writing is so good, no wonder you can publish a book."

Ying Shu was so happy that she clapped her hands again and again, and in order to express her gratitude, she also personally picked up a cup of fragrant tea: "Drink it quickly, you have done such a long fu, look at you tired, people will feel distressed." ”

"Thank you, princess!"

Bai Dong took it and drank it all, just put back the teacup, and suddenly felt a flower in front of him, and the scene in the carriage suddenly became blurred, and Ying Shu's face suddenly elongated and flattened, just like the appearance of Ha Lu Ha mirror; His hearing became ten times more sensitive than usual, and Ying Shu's laughter roared like thunder, and every word seemed to be able to penetrate into the depths of his heart.

"Giggles, aren't you going to fall this time? Bai Zuogen, Mr. Bai, Brother Bai, you know the Tao but you don't know the Tao, people have been thinking about you all the time, right, the little handcuffs you gave me are the best, I'll handcuff your hands first, okay? Be a good obedient boy."

The figure in front of him swayed, and the flesh of the white flowers was fragrant. Bai Dong shrugged his nose, it was so fragrant, it was so fragrant that his heart was hot, and he felt like a cannonball, which could be launched at any time. (To be continued......)

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