652, help! He insulted me! 【1/2】
—— Countless golden lights surrounded the soft girl, her appearance and figure began to change slightly, the original soft but heroic face, began to become a little playful, the streamlined shape of the body is more perfect, and the proportion of breasts and buttocks is more and more perfect.
Hey? Sun Yu Daqi, he has been with Zhao Yun's transformed Tong Yuan for a long time, it can be said that he is very familiar with Tong Yuan's appearance, Tong Yuan at that time obviously had a feeling of "Zhao Yun has grown up", but the soft girl became Tong Yuan, but it was completely different, it didn't look like Zhao Yun had any similarity, more like a mature soft girl.
"You, are you Tong Yuan or a soft girl?" Sun Yu almost thought that the soft girl had not transformed.
"Of course it's me!" Tong Yuan's mischievous voice sounded: "What? Can't get used to my new look? ”
Listening to her lovely "oh" sound, Sun Yu suddenly realized: I am dizzy, I see, although the treasure will change the appearance of the owner, but the changes are not many, for example, when Zhang Baiqi transforms into Zhang Jiao, only his hair turns white, and his temperament has a fairy spirit, and he will not completely change the appearance of another person. When Cao Ying used Tongquetai to transform into the prime minister of "I coerce the world to order the princes", he just wore a prime minister's robe. As for the long-legged girl Zhang Ren and Jin Yanqiao, when she combined and transformed, she only conjured up a pair of black stockings on her legs...... No one transforms into another person.
Therefore, this time Tong Yuan's transformation into a soft girl will not completely change the appearance of the soft girl, but will only make her have some more physical characteristics and temperament that belong to Tong Yuan's original. No wonder this technology will be banned in future generations, and there will really be serious ethical problems. Think about it, if a vegetative person's body is occupied by another person's brain, but the appearance is still the same as before, what will the family of that vegetative person think?
Looking at Tong Yuan, who was clearly a soft girl in front of him, Sun Yu also had mixed feelings in his heart, and he didn't know what to say.
At this time, Tong Yuan suddenly shouted: "Oh, how did you change your body with such an action?" ”
It turned out that the soft girl was squeezed in Sun Yu's arms before she transformed, holding Sun Yu with both hands and holding the gentian gun on his back, so after the transformation, it became Sun Yu and Tong Yuan hugging each other tightly, and the action was extremely indecent (of course, in Sun Yu's opinion, this action was extremely comfortable).
Tong Yuan was furious, and jumped away from Sun Yu's arms with a brush: "Wow, you take advantage of me?" I deliberately hugged the soft girl to let her transform, so that I could take the opportunity to hug me too, which is unreasonable. ”
"This ...... It was an accident. "Sun Yu Khan.
"I don't care!" Tong Yuan raised his gentian gun, pointed at Sun Yu's chest and said: "You insulted me without my consent, this kind of behavior is similar to forcible annihilation, you have to pay the price, let me pierce a few holes in you, I promise not to shed too much blood." ”
Almost at the same time, a huge fighting spirit rushed out from Tong Yuan's body, and the strong wind blew Sun Yu's clothes flying backwards together...... I'm dizzy, are you really moving? No, I have to protect myself! Sun Yu touched his back, but he had no weapons...... The gentian gun has been caught in Tong Yuan's hand, and he is now barehanded.
This time, Sun Yu's sweat really flowed, and he was in a hurry for a while.
"Flutter!" Tong Yuan suddenly bent down and laughed: "Hahaha, I'm fooled again, I'll tease you, hahaha!" ”
Dizzy, I haven't gotten along with this guy for a long time, I almost forgot, this guy likes to joke seriously the most, the last time she walked a thousand miles alone, she also excused herself by saying that I saw her taking a shower, stabbing me with a gun, and also making a show to trick me.
This naughty trick-or-treating guy! Too bad! I must take revenge!
Thinking of revenge, Sun Yu suddenly had an idea and thought of a very critical matter. Tong Yuan must abide by the three ** rules of the Supreme Treasure, the first of which is not to hurt the master, nor to sit back and watch the master be harmed, not only the body cannot be injured, but even the heart is not sad. Now Tong Yuan's owner is a soft girl, which means that she must not do anything to make a soft girl sad.
As soon as he figured out this question, Sun Yu suddenly had the idea of teasing the naughty royal sister: "Hey, Miss Tong, I suddenly found out...... You're going to be miserable! ”
"Why? Why should I be miserable? "Naughty Sister Daqi.
Sun Yu said seriously: "Do you know who is the best for me in this world?" ”
Tong Yuan pursed his lips and said, "Of course I know, who else can there be besides my master?" ”
Sun Yu nodded and said, "It's good to know, then do you know, even if I hurt a hair, she will be very sad." ”
Tong Yuan continued to pout: "I also know this, she is too exaggerated, she won't die if she hurts a hair, so she doesn't need to be sad at all." ”
Sun Yu spread his hands and said: "Okay, since you all know, things will be easy to do, now I want to insult you, if you have the courage to violate the three ** rules of the Supreme Treasure, just stab me with a gentian gun, or beat me with a fist." ”
Naughty sister surprised!
Only then did she suddenly realize that once she recognized the soft girl as the master, she would never think of being unfavorable to Sun Yu in this life, because doing so would violate the first article of the three ** rules of the Supreme Treasure. And the first is the supreme law, and the next two must be based on the first.
The full text of the three ** rules of the Treasure is: 1. The Treasure must not hurt the master, nor can it stand by and watch when the owner is hurt. 2. The Supreme Treasure shall obey the orders of its master, but shall not violate Article 1. 3. Arcana shall protect its own safety, but shall not violate Articles 1 and 2.
To put it simply, if Sun Yu wants to insult her, she can actually use the third article "Supreme Treasure must protect her own safety" to do some acts to protect herself, but the third article cannot violate the first article, so although she can protect herself, she must not hurt Sun Yu...... Otherwise, it will hurt the heart of the soft girl.
The sweat of the naughty royal sister ran down the ground.
Sun Yu stretched out his hand and grabbed her, and said with a wicked smile in his mouth: "Little girl, come over and warm the quilt for the uncle." ”
"Oops!" The naughty royal sister can't attack Sun Yu, and she doesn't even dare to resist, in case she scratches Sun Yu when she resists, the soft girl won't be distressed to death? She has to do the third to protect herself, and the first not to hurt Sun Yu, the only way is to escape...... The naughty royal sister will run away!
At this time, the two of them were in a small pavilion, and the pavilion was surrounded by gardens, which was the garden in the backyard of Liu Zhang's mansion, it was very quiet inside, full of flowers, and the naughty royal sister swooped into the flowers.
Sun Yu's lazy voice came from behind: "Don't run, if the soft girl knows that you occupy her body but don't listen to me, she will definitely die of sadness." ”
Naughty Sister: "......"
She cried with a sad face, obediently stopped, didn't dare to run anymore, poked her head out of the flowers, and said aggrievedly: "Don't be so excessive, I didn't mess with you, you don't have to treat me like this." ”
"You haven't messed with me yet? Who was it that spoofed me in all seriousness? ”
"Ahem...... That ......"
Sun Yu laughed evilly twice, and then swooped into the flowers, crushing the naughty royal sister to the grass.
"Badass! Too bad! Woo ......" The naughty royal sister was suppressed by him, and suddenly panicked: "People haven't prepared yet......"
Cut, in fact, I didn't prepare for it, your body is a soft girl, I must be married to the media, and I will spend the most beautiful night with this body when the candle is in the cave room, and I won't eat you now, but I don't take care of you, you don't know that the pot is made of iron.
Sun Yu pressed the naughty sister's shoulder with one hand, and touched her little face with the other.
The naughty royal sister was in a hurry, stretched her neck and shouted: "Help, someone is insulting me......"
"You call it, no one will come to save you if you cut your throat......" Sun Yu said the famous villain slang in later TV dramas.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, the lifesaver appeared!
I saw a wave of branches and leaves in the flowers next to me, and Liu Zhang, a florist girl, walked over with a small wooden barrel and said curiously: "Who?" Who's calling for help? It turned out that she was watering the flowers in her little garden, and when she heard someone here shouting indecency, she came to see it curiously.
Tong Yuan breathed a long sigh of relief: "Hey! Villain, don't you let me go? Someone has come to save me, I don't believe you dare to continue! ”
Unexpectedly, Liu Zhang only glanced at it, and recognized Sun Yu and Gongsun Zhan, she knew that the relationship between the two was very good, and now the two were affectionately hugging in the flowers, and Gongsun Chan was screaming for help, it must be to add fun, she ran over and came out, but it became a good thing to break people's hearts.
The florist girl panicked, the bucket in her hand was overturned, and she blushed and said, "Oh, I didn't see anything...... Seek the truth, you continue to be indecent. Lord, you continue to call for help, I don't hear anything, I don't see anything...... I'm going to disappear ......."
The gardener girl ran away with a roll on the ground.
At this time, Tong Yuan was completely dumbfounded: "Hey, is there anything like you?" I'm calling for help, it's indecent assault, why do you look at it and turn around and run? It's too much! I protest! You indifferent fellows, if you are insulted one day, I will never save you. ”
"Save it, no one in this Gongsun Army will come out to meddle when they see me being a rude soft girl, and you still have time to criticize others?" Sun Yu smiled evilly: "Come, let my brother try eighteen touches on you." ”
The naughty royal sister was really anxious now, and said repeatedly: "Don't! I was wrong, I'm not naughty anymore, spare me! ”
"Well, it's okay to be naughty, but don't tease me." Sun Yu said seriously: "I can only play tricks on other people." ”
The naughty royal sister pouted pitifully: "Okay, okay." ”
"Listen to me obediently, or I will be able to insult you again at any time." Sun Yu continued to teach.
The naughty royal sister said resignedly: "I know." ”
This is about the same, Sun Yu is finally satisfied now, and plans to get up. The two of them are now overlapping and pressing in the flowers, and their postures are extremely ambiguous, and after pressing so much for a while, he is really afraid that he will not have enough concentration.
At the moment when Sun Yu was about to get up, the naughty royal sister suddenly blinked and said, "I can't fight you, apply for a replacement!" She suddenly let go of her hand and threw away the gentian gun...... The next moment, the naughty royal sister who was pressed under Sun Yu's body turned back into a soft girl, and as soon as she changed back, she immediately found herself pressed under Xunzhen and pushed down in the flowers.
The soft girl's face immediately turned red when she couldn't figure out what was going on: "Oops? Find the truth, it turns out that you are so anxious about Tong Yuan, you can't wait to change into her...... I...... I seem to have a bit of a snack vinegar. ”
This...... I'm dizzy! Damn Tong Yuan, at this time, you have to fix me one last time. Sun Yu hurriedly explained to the soft girl: "Wronged, this is a misunderstanding......"
"Okay, there's no misunderstanding." The soft girl said softly: "It's normal for a man to behave like this, I understand you, who told the two of us to wait until the night of the candle in the cave room, it's human nature that you can't stop it, so I advise you to take a few more concubines." ”
"Oh, my good soft girl, this is really a misunderstanding......"-
The Witch Says:
I was in a bad mood today, but after sending someone to play the 83rd 200 board, my mood actually slowly improved.
This was a good sign, so he sent someone to beat the seventy-fifth with two hundred boards...... Unfortunately, this time, the mood did not improve even more.
Visible...... A move that has been used once against Saint Seiya cannot be used a second time.
Hey? What is Saint Seiya? Why am I writing like that? Alas, no matter what, it's written, it's written, and it's not changed!
Dong Zhuo remembered in the early summer of the third year of the demon
(To be continued)