PS: The text is full of 3500 words, and a few words of gossip are not money. Wahaha, my father-in-law's prostate problem is not strict, so I found an acquaintance doctor in the hospital and showed it to me, saying that the prostate can be treated conservatively; The hernia is not completely entrapded, and it can be retracted after resting, surgery is necessary, but it is not necessary to go under the knife on this hot day. The father-in-law was a little hesitant and thought about it after the summer.

In this way, there is no need for a daily change of light and darkness, and two changes will be restored today, and I calculated it, I owe one more yesterday, make up for it tomorrow, and make up for it tomorrow, and three more tomorrow!

What I am most worried about is actually my father-in-law's prostate, which is the most troublesome, there is no special zhòng, it can be treated conservatively, I am very happy

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Bai Dong's vigorous flower courtship caused a sensation in the entire Liyang, it is said that even Li Jiang's eyes are red, if it weren't for the fact that Lao Yinglian's body is getting weaker and weaker, she will be sober for a while and confused for a while, she can force Yinglian to buy a bouquet of flowers, think about it, she is wronged, she has lived for most of her life, and she has never enjoyed this kind of romantic proposal

Moved, when he heard that Bai Dong and the bitter wine had a good day set for tomorrow, he was the first to express his support, this girl was too shy, if she was replaced by bitter wine, where would she wait until tomorrow, she would throw herself into the flowers on the spot, and tie this man firmly to the waistband of his trousers. How many women are staring at Liyang, it is said that the generosity of Ruyue Lu has written a new song for Bai Zuo's more romantic courtship process, and they will sing for the benefactors every day, and their eyes are watery when they sing the lyrics

On the day of Bai Dong's wedding, Bai Jiazhuang began to get busy early in the morning, carrying tablecloths and chairs, and setting up cups and plates. The white-style high tables that are popular in Liyang are lined up from inside the village to outside the village; I don't know how many people will come to the flowing water banquet for three days. Remove friends and family. The nobles and doctors of the Manchu Dynasty, the people who came to take advantage of the joy from several nearby villages, even if they didn't know each other to eat and drink, they were all the same welcome, and the Bai family was not short of these money.

The various trees inside and outside the village are full of small wooden cages with exquisite handicrafts, this era is not popular to play birds and insects, and a high-end bird cage that sells hundreds of thousands of RMB in later generations has not yet appeared. The young officer of the prince entered the Qinling Mountains with a vote of Bai Jia Ding Zhuang, and stayed in the mountains for a whole day and night, catching hundreds of flower magpies, and the public loser drove out hundreds of wooden cages containing birds overnight, and put a few in each cage, and early in the morning in the branches 'chirping', listening to it is festive.

Mrs. Wucheng Linghe was also invited by the young officer of the son, and the 'mansion' of Lord Hum was built in Baijiazhuang, which is said to be a mansion, but it is actually similar to the panda room in the zoo in later generations. There is a rammed-earth wall in front and a one-man high room in the back. The fresh meat and milk eaten every day, as well as the iron smelting that helps digestion, are all allocated from the state treasury.

Hum lived happily in the 'house' for a few days, I felt very depressed, I would go out for a walk every day, and I would take my wife to find grass to make love, recently this little couple and fleas are also getting along well, humming like thunder, humming Wei is not much worse than her husband, fleas are first-class light body kung fu, two pandas and a big beauty often catch cats in Zhuangzi.

If the two of them are caught by fleas, Hum will act as her mount and spin around the Zhuangzi, if the fleas are caught, Hum can get a fragrant kiss; The longer I spend with humans, the more my aesthetic is inclined to humans, although I know that Sister Flea is a beauty with a peerless face who can't help it give birth to a child like his wife 'Hum Wei', but I know that Sister Flea is very fragrant, more fragrant than fresh goat's milk, and it is keen to be kissed by fleas, thinking that it is a great enjoyment, but there is a little bit of a bad thing, every time I am kissed by a flea, ' Hum Wei's will express Yan zhòng protest, and her way to express her protest is to grab the young official of the son and kiss a few bites! The breeding expert is too responsible, since the hum and the two of them had a round room, he has not missed checking the private parts of the 'Hum Wei', and then has to have a more professional discussion with Qin Yueren, Lao Qin is now about to become a veterinarian.

Yingquliang came early in the morning, along with Bu Rongyi, who was hiding in the carriage. The pot-bellied Yiqu princess has not really been exposed yet, except for Fan Qiang, who knows her identity is Bai Dong, who has been hidden by Yingqu Liang Jinwu Jiaoxue, this time she secretly came to Baijiazhuang to thank Bai Dong in person, the generous and righteous uncle, and said that she would see the bitter wine girl with her own eyes and be a good sister in the future.

Bai Dong quietly met his sister-in-law, so he asked Bai Chi to arrange a secluded courtyard for her to rest, and then grabbed Yingquliang's hand and said, "Second brother, tell me quickly, how long do I have to suffer?" ”

He hid an ice bag on the back of his chest, and covered with layers of clothes on the outside, he was going to die, the marriage atmosphere in this era was still good, and it had not yet formed the vulgar atmosphere of "beating the groom" and "acupuncture the new daughter-in-law" in later generations, but there was one thing, the more Lao Qin was looked down upon by the Shandong countries, the heavier the etiquette when getting married. Just that dress can make people crazy, underwear, middle clothes, outer robes, dresses, all kinds of gold hook rings, and cloth socks alone wear three layers! What is the reasoning behind this? It's not transparent stockings with black net~ socks, which are not related to sexy? When I asked Bai Chi, I learned that poor people also have a set of clothes when they go out, but they may not have socks to wear, so wearing socks is really a rich person's identity, if it weren't for the fact that Bai Dong's pair of 'foot dens' is not fat enough, Bai Chi wants him to wear eight layers and be rich!

Yingqu Liang sighed and patted him on the shoulder to express comfort: "Slowly boil Ping'an Lang's bitter wine is more tortured than you, just the various jewelry and flowers on his head, I'm afraid it weighs more than ten catties?" And she also has to wear several layers of socks, after arriving at your house, you have to worship the ancestors of heaven and earth, relatives and friends, to complete the etiquette of husband and wife, although you are the most left, but unfortunately the background is not enough, can not be regarded as a family heirloom, she also has to follow the rules of the farmer's daughter-in-law, carrying a grain bag around the house You might as well guess, what is the first thing you have to do after entering the cave house? ”

"What?"

"Hehe, naturally I helped my wife wash her feet. After walking so many roads, no matter how big a beautiful woman is, she will have smelly feet and sweaty feet."

Yingqu Liang smiled and looked stupidly standing beside Bai Dong. Two national treasures wearing red and flowers. lowered his voice and said, "But the second brother also heard about it." Some grooms have a unique fetish, and the more the bride's feet sweat and smell stronger, the happier they are. If Ping An Lang is a person in this way, then he can save trouble, hehehehe"

Bai Dong was stunned when he heard this, and looked at Yingquliang for a long time: "Second brother, no wonder when my sister-in-law got out of the car." I could see that she had high feet, and it turned out that she was wearing too many socks. Do you have such a hobby, do you know that your lord and your wife know? "Qin people advocate frugality, both men and women, bottoms rarely cover the surface of the feet, Bu Rongyi is a child of the grassland, born with a healthy body, even if he is pregnant with Liujia, he has not seen how to go out of shape, but he has a pair of 'big feet', Yingquliang This is a lot of words must be lost. I accidentally slipped my mouth.

"Fuck off! When your brother was who? Don't go to welcome the bride yet, the float is going to the door. ”

In this era, people are not used for animals. The bride is decorated with a variety of flower threads of the 'float', the groom does not have to run to the bride's house to pick up relatives, wait in front of his own door, at this time it is almost dusk, it is the ancient 'marriage' in the bride to arrive at the door, after worshipping the ancestors of heaven and earth, directly into the cave house, but there is no morning marriage as in the later generations, so most of the widowers remarry or widows remarry, very unlucky.

Bai Dong smiled and glanced at the red-faced Yingquliang, walked to the carriage and pulled out his sword, slashed at the air three times, and let out an extremely powerful cry in his mouth; At this time, firecrackers have not yet been invented, and the husband dances the sword, which means that the evil spirits are exorcized, and the young couple is safe and secure after marriage. The white powder smeared on his face is called a thick one, and there is a little red mouth with a sharp point, who made the bitter wine look like this! The 'makeup woman' next to the carriage actually came over proudly to beg for a reward, Nima, Bai Dong really wanted to kick over this old pious woman!

If you really want to do this, this marriage must be smashed into the pot, Yingquliang took the reward money to the mother-in-law, and the mother-in-law glanced at Bai Dong with all kinds of charm, and then she was willing to help the bitter wine like a female ghost to get out of the car, and sprinkled the willow branch water on the brazier, and the bitter wine was about to meet the biggest test, and carried the grain bag around the house! This is to let the new daughter-in-law enter the house and follow the customs, no matter how delicate you are in your mother, you must know that it is not easy to make a living when you marry into a farmer's family, Bai Longye is leading the way, Sang Wazi and Dog Leftover are supervising in the back, the two goods are holding wicker, and when they encounter bitter wine, they go slowly, so they beat them on the buttocks, although they are not heavy, they also see Bai Dong straight up to the fire, glaring at the two boys fiercely, with a threat in his eyes: "Whip my daughter-in-law?" Are you two still married? ”

How big is Baijiazhuang? It is strange that the bitter wine does not become a way to go around in a circle, under Bai Dong's desperate struggle, the bitter wine symbolically circles the inner lake in the village, Bai Longye is a little strange Bai Dong, too distressed that his daughter-in-law is not done by her husband, I am afraid that the house will be restless in the future, Bai Dong should not see the old man's gaze, not your daughter-in-law, you are not distressed, I am still distressed

It was easy to pass the level of carrying grain bags, and the bitter wine finally boiled into the Bai Family Ancestral Hall. After worshipping the ancestors of heaven and earth, Bai Longye and his mother Bai Yue, after the husband and wife worshipped, they were sent to the cave room to wait, and Bai Dong wanted to stay to thank the guests and friends who were qualified to enter the Bai Family Ancestral Hall. The monarch and his wife can participate in the crown ceremony of Bai Dong, but today it will not come, the ancients thought that on the day of marriage, the groom is the strongest, and the monarch is in charge of the lifeblood of a country's luck, so it is inconvenient to come here.

In addition, the Ganlong mushroom changed these old Qin officials and the Yang, Zhu, Qin, and Yue people of the Bai family, etc., the ordinary guests who ate the flowing water banquet outside would not enter the ancestral hall to watch the ceremony, they ate theirs, and these distinguished guests stayed in the ancestral hall after watching the ceremony to eat the fine seat, not compared to the outside is a big table to drink, they are one person and one table, and they are not tired of eating.

After thanking these guests and drinking some wine, Bai Dong left the seat and went to the cave room, he didn't drink much, he was sober in his heart, the ancients and the present people have a tradition of making a hole in the house, this pass may not be easy, how can you do it if you are not vigilant? Seeing Nie Zhu looking at himself with his head probed, he nodded to him: "Nie Zhu, come here, follow me to the cave room." ”

"To the cave room?" Nie Zhu suspected that he had misheard.

"It's going to the cave room. Brother, the time has come for you to make a contribution, and when I turn around, I will throw whoever you want to throw out, don't be soft, my happy life depends on you. ”

"I see, Bai Gong rest assured, there are rules for the haunted house, of course, they can mess around, as long as the main family does not hurt people, there are also various ways to deal with it. I'll go with you and see which one dares to embarrass you and the bitter wine girl, one of them counts as one, and throws them all out. ”

"That's fine." Bai Dong patted Nie Zhu's shoulder: "In the future, don't want Bai Gong and Bai Gong, call me brother, when no one is around, you call me Ping'an Lang Ducheng." Okay, don't get excited, let alone say anything 'Jun treats me as a countryman, I should repay him as a countryman, I'm not going to let you be Jing Ke, uh, or drink too much, don't ask me who Jing Ke is, anyway, he is a master assassin, if you meet him, you must be very careful." ”

"Thank you!" Nie Zhu nodded seriously, keeping the name Jing Ke firmly in his heart.

Bai Dong was dumbfounded when he entered the cave room, Yingqu Liang, Bai Chong, Gongzi Shaoguan, Jing Jian , one of them counted as one, and he was staring at the bitter wine with wide eyes, and he couldn't live the bitter wine with shame. He~ Damn, what kind of friends are these guys, and they actually got into the cave room one step earlier than themselves?

Bai Dong was furious: "Brother Nie, throw them all out for me!" Don't give me face, don't show mercy to my subordinates! (To be continued......)