Chapter 9 Rotten wood cannot be carved
Li Yi is embarrassed, how could he suddenly ask such a question, this Su Tianyi can't be in love with me, jealous! Hey~, although I am low-key and try to hide my personality charm, this spring garden can't be closed, and a red apricot comes out of the wall. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info just overflowed a little bit, and it was going to fascinate thousands of girls.
He said seriously: "Objectively speaking, if you just want to have a friendship with a gun, then Miss Fu's bewitching type is the best choice." ”
Su Tianyi frowned, and a voice came from his ears: "But if you want to become a husband and wife and stay together, then my Miss Su is the most suitable for this type of pure type." ”
Su Tianyiqiao's face was slightly red: "Who is going to stay with you, you are a person, you are open-mouthed, you are just saying something shameful and unintelligible, what is the relationship between you and friends, are you friends?" ”
"Eh, this, Cannon 1 friend is a very good friend, there is no secret between the two, but it is a man and a woman, two women are called girlfriends, and two men are called, eh, friends."
"Then would you like to be my cannon 0 friend?"
"Yes, I do, I want to be your friend in my dreams."
"However, I can't be your cannon friend yet." Su Tianyi had sadness and a little hatred on her face.
Seeing this, Li Yi hurriedly said: "Don't be afraid, Miss, I'll wait, I'll wait until that day, if Miss has any difficulties, what about me, for you, and for myself, I will do my best to help you." ”
"You, even Xu Gongzi calls you a brother and brother, then Lord Yang is obviously optimistic about you, but now he is engaged in my Su Mansion, my Su Mansion is not the previous Su Mansion after all, and it can't accommodate you." Su Tianyi was full of loss, and her beautiful face was haggard.
Li Yi was very distressed when he saw it, beauties need to be cared for, and he is the only man here, he stopped, faced Miss Su, and said: "Please rest assured, Miss, I will never leave Sufu, I am a man who wants to be Miss Cannon's 1 friend, and I still have a year of right to use the house in Sufu, Sufu is now my home, Miss, I won't leave if you don't drive me away, even if you drive me away, I won't leave." ”
Su Tianyi lowered his head, secretly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said softly: "Li Yi, thank you." ”
"Sister, Brother Li, hurry up." I only heard Yang Fan shouting in front.
The two quickened their pace, were speechless all the way, returned to Su Mansion, and rested.
In the early morning of the next day, Li Yi was still asleep happily with the young lady when he was woken up by a knock on the door and a shout. Li Yi jumped up, wiped his eyes, put on his glasses and opened the door and asked, "Why are you not letting people sleep!" ”
I saw Xiaorou, the maid who delivered the chicken soup that day, standing there, holding breakfast in her hand, and said, "Brother Li, Miss instructed me to take you to the study after you finished using breakfast, so that you can discipline the little master well." ”
Li Yi said in his heart, discipline! Can a scholar still discipline his master? It seems that I can't be regarded as a scholar anymore, I'm afraid that I have been promoted to the level of a parent, but looking at the performance of the little master yesterday, don't worry, brother-in-law, I won't be very strict.
Xiaorou took Li Yi to the study, and met Fushun and Fugen who went to the lantern shop on the way. One by one, he shouted: "Brother Li is early." ”
"Morning, everyone"
Fushun asked, "Brother Li, you won't really be a scholar for that little young master, right?" ”
"How could I be that scholar, I won't tell you that mine is going to be my brother-in-law." Li Yile said hehehe.
"Brother-in-law! Oh, I understand, I understand, it's still Brother Li. Wang Han suddenly realized.
Farewell to everyone, under the guidance of Xiaorou, Li Yi went to the study. But as soon as this foot stepped into the door, there was a voice: "Is it Li Yi?" This voice is old, but it also reveals the majesty of a teacher.
But Li Yi has been reading the old fritter for 20 years, what kind of teacher has not seen it, so you are scared with a word, then it is worth it. He replied, "Exactly." "And walked inside. I saw a gentleman sitting in front of the table, not angry and arrogant, holding a ring ruler in his hand, looking like a cannibal, but the light on his head made Li Yi couldn't help laughing. This short-haired person looks bald and thinks it's nothing, but this long hair and bald look weird.
Seeing that Li Yi was obviously laughing at his hair, the gentleman snorted and said; "What are you laughing at, I ask you, why are you late?"
Late! Li Yi shouted in his heart, I am here to be a brother-in-law, not a scholar, what's wrong with being late, if Xiaorou doesn't come to call me, I may still be happy in my dreams, but if I deal with you old man, I will lose. So he joked, "Dare to ask when the gentleman told me when I was coming." ”
The gentleman was angry, slapped the ruler, and said, "The bold scholar dares to contradict me." ”
This is the little young master Yang Fan shouted: "Brother Li, don't pay attention to this Tao bald, come and sit with me." ”
Tao Bald! Listening to the title of the little master, this Mr. Tao is allowed to be a fake tiger, and the fox and fake tiger are just scaring me, but the title of the little master is a bit excessive, after all, he is also his own teacher. In primary and secondary schools in previous lives, although many students gave their teachers various nicknames in private, it was rare to call teachers by nicknames. Li Yi suddenly felt a little sympathetic to this teaching gentleman, and it seemed that he was going to teach the little master a few ideological lessons.
Li Yi sat next to the little young master and said, "Little young master, do you know that the master is like a father." In the future, I will call Mr. Tao or Mr. Tao, do you know? ”
Mr. Tao was about to reprimand Li Yi for ignoring his words and taking his seat without permission. But when he heard what he said to the little young master, he couldn't say anything. Thinking that he Tao Moqi has been a teacher for many years, no one respects him, but Miss Su hired him for two years, and after half a year, the little young master has not learned anything, and he is about to toss to death. Thinking about the hellish life for a year and a half, hey~ It's all tears when I talk too much.
Looking at the little master again, he looked at Mr. Tao with disdain and said, "Hmph, what father, I haven't had a father since I was a child, but I believe that if my father is here, he will never force me to learn what I don't want to learn." As he spoke, tears were rolling in the little master's glasses.
Li Yi hurriedly said: "Little master, the man doesn't flick when he has tears, I believe that your father must not want to see you like this." ”
Yang Fan tried hard, and the tears in his eyes were held back, but he no longer spoke. Li Yi got up, walked in front of Mr. Tao, and said, "Although I, Li Yi, have not read any sage books, I have also read a lot of fantasy books, fairy books, little yellow books, and so on. I think you also know the situation of the little master, he doesn't want to memorize these poems of yours, it's useless for you to force it, you know, interest is the best teacher, why doesn't Mr. write from the little master's interest? ”
"A good interest is the best teacher, but there are some opinions." Mr. Tao nodded. "It's just that I don't know what the little master is interested in, poems, words, fu, or songs."
"This is easy to do, little master, tell me what you like to do the most." Li Yi said loudly.
A child is a child, and he was still sad just now, but when he heard this, he became interested and said, "Take a bath, my favorite is to take a bath." ”
The two of them sweated profusely, what kind of Yaxing is this, you can't ask Mr. Tao to help him take a bath..."Take a bath, why do you like to take a bath?" Li Yi asked.
The little young master is a big ghost, looking like a thief, and said: "Because every time I take a bath, Sister Xiaorou helps me wipe my back, but it is gentle." ”
Li Yi's eyes widened, Xiaorou will help you take a bath, it's so cool, I want it too. was imagining the wonderful scene of Xiao Rou helping him take a bath, but he heard Mr. Tao's angry voice: "Hmph, you can't teach your son. . . ”
Li Yi didn't think about it and continued: "Rotten wood can't be carved." ”
But immediately a child's voice came: "Bald people can't be combed." ”
Mr. Tao raised the ring ruler angrily, but he couldn't fight, looking at his angry expression, Li Yi covered his mouth on the side, and his stomach hurt with laughter, this little young master is too talented.
Li Yi tried his best to control his smile, forcibly showed a positive expression, and said to the little young master Yang Fan: "Little young master, let's change a hobby, this bath is too vulgar, come to a noble, just like Brother Li and me, noble." After speaking, he raised his eyebrows.
The little young master's eyes looked upward, thinking, and his mouth muttered: "Noble, oh, I know, it's sleeping." ”
Go to bed! Which one is noble? "Why is that? Little master, your hobby is too unique. Li Yi asked again.
The little young master replied: "Because every time I go to bed in winter, Sister Xiaorou or Sister Xiaocui will warm my bed, isn't this noble?" ”
Noble, it's so noble, I don't know when I'll be able to live such a noble life.
Seeing Mr. Tao sighing on the side, or he was already disheartened by the little young master and lost hope. Li Yi comforted: "Mr. Tao, in fact, the little master has a very good hobby, ask who in the world doesn't want to take a bath, who doesn't want to sleep, of course, there are special circumstances for taking a bath, but this sleep is indispensable." But how many people will pay attention to bathing and sleeping? The little master is different, he knows how to experience life and enjoy life, which is a great hobby. ”
Mr. Tao was speechless, this little scholar's mouth is too powerful, where is he still like a scholar.
Seeing that Mr. Tao was speechless, Li Yi smiled slightly, and said to Yang Fan: "Little master, you can say one more, but don't talk about some messy baths and the like, how about we have something to do with books?" ”
"Books-related? Let me think. The little master scratched his head.