"The king, the poor road has the Maoshan spell, which can help the king to repel the official army!" Zhu Youzhen thought about it several times in his heart, and finally made up his mind to do something in a real way.

Li Zijin also wanted to go out of the city in person, relying on the advantage of numbers to fight with the officials and soldiers. But when he saw that the officers and soldiers also brought a cannon, he couldn't help but feel apprehensive.

Because in the past, thieves mainly harassed villages and towns, and rarely took the initiative to attack county towns or even state capitals where officials and troops were stationed. Occasionally, they fought with the officers and soldiers, and most of them pursued the thieves in the field, and there were very few scenes of raising artillery to attack the city. How powerful this artillery is, and whether it will cause major damage to his own men and horses, Li Zicheng also has no bottom in his heart.

At this time, hearing Zhu Youzhen say that there was a spell to break the official army, Li Zicheng couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Dao Chief, but I don't know how to retreat from the enemy?" ”

Since Zhu Youzhen had already started compiling it, he simply made it up to the end, so he moved out the tricks of the Boxers in the late Qing Dynasty, shook his head and said: "When the poor road goes down the mountain, the teacher personally gives a charm, and swallows it with divine hydration, so that it can be invulnerable!" ”

Li Zicheng said in disbelief: "Is this true? ”

"How many heads does Poor Dao have, how dare he deceive the king?" Zhu Youzhen swore solemnly, "If you don't believe it, Poor Dao can demonstrate the spell on the spot, and immediately go out of the city to kill the enemy, and the king will know at a glance!" ”

Li Zicheng was overjoyed and said: "In this case, there will be a lot of labor to show his might!" ”

Liu Zongmin had a long heart, secretly thinking that this little Taoist priest was not looking for an excuse and wanted to sneak out of the city, right? Therefore, he smiled and said: "Dao Chief, if you have a spell divine water, is it invulnerable to anyone who swallows it?" ”

"That's nature!" Zhu Youzhen had expected him to have this hand, and replied like a stream, "Please General Liu select some hardcover soldiers and prepare some water." I first went to the gatehouse with my junior brother to refine the charm and divine water, and then swallowed it with these soldiers later, and then went out of the city. Please sit at the head of the city with the generals and see how the poor road can break the enemy! ”

Liu Zongmin secretly thought that this was fine, it was equivalent to sending soldiers to escort this Taoist priest out of the city, and he couldn't run even if he wanted to. So he readily agreed, and chose his men.

Zhu Youzhen carried half a basin of clean water and Rui'er entered a gatehouse near the city gate hole, and after entering, the door was tightly closed to prevent outsiders from peeping.

Rui'er didn't know what medicine Zhu Youzhen was selling in the gourd, so she was so anxious that tears came out, and she could only whisper: "Lord Wang, you are too good at fooling around!" How can you have any spells and divine water, and how can you be invulnerable? After a while, there are artillery in front and thieves in the back, and it will be difficult to get out! ”

Zhu Youzhen hurriedly covered Rui'er's mouth with his hand and whispered, "Listen to me!" It's a bit of a risky idea, but we can still take the opportunity to get out of town. Otherwise, when will we be with Li Zicheng? Now you can do whatever I say, take off your clothes! ”

"Lord Wang!" Rui'er was ashamed, angry and anxious, and exclaimed, "When has this been, why are you still thinking about that... That..."

"Oh, be quiet!" Zhu Youzhen panicked, "Who said I was going to do that!" I'll let you pee, pee into this basin of water! ”

"It's... What exactly are you going to do! Rui'er was even more puzzled!

Zhu Youzhen was also a little anxious, and said with a white face: "Didn't you hear that Liu Zongmin say that you want to find some soldiers to go out of the city with us?" How can this half basin of water be enough for them to drink, we have to add some condiments to them, otherwise people will drink it as soon as they drink it, what if they are suspicious? Stop talking nonsense, let you pee and pee! ”

Rui'er was helpless, so she had to take off her clothes with her back to Zhu Youzhen and squatted down. These days, although she and Zhu Youzhen have been happy every night, she still feels very embarrassed when she undresses in front of her husband. Especially if you want to relieve yourself, you will feel even more embarrassed, so you have to say ashamedly: "Don't look at it, the prince!" ”

"Okay, okay, I won't look at it, you hurry up!" Zhu Youzhen anxiously urged.

Rui'er had to turn her heart sideways at this point, only to hear a sound of rustling, and a clear stream of water had been poured into the half basin of clear water. Zhu Youzhen said that he didn't look at it, but he couldn't help but peek at it; Seeing this moving scene, I couldn't help but want to move again. If it weren't for the fact that his life was hanging by a thread now, he would really have a beastly nature and correct Rui'er on the spot.

After a short time, Rui'er finished her work and stood up with a flushed face. Zhu You saw that the basin was not too full, so he also untied his pants, took out his things, and peed heavily.

He doesn't pay as much attention to diet and daily life as Rui'er, he has eaten too much wolf meat recently, drank less water, and has a lot of fire in his body. This bubble of rhubarb urine was like a pouring of rain, and immediately stained the originally transparent liquid into a scorched yellow.

At this moment, Liu Zongmin's urging voice came from outside the door: "Dao Chief, is the spell divine water ready?" The soldiers are ready! ”

Zhu Youzhen hurriedly put on his pants, lowered his voice and said to Rui'er: "After you leave the city for a while, listen to my orders, and put an arrow on the city, and strive to shoot Li Zicheng to death!" ”

Rui'er nodded nervously, and Zhu Youzhen shouted: "The spell divine water has been refined, and it will dodge outside the door, don't touch it!" ”

After speaking, he walked out of the gatehouse with this basin of "divine water". Seeing that Liu Zongmin had indeed gathered more than 30 thieves, all of whom were tall and strong, with big shoulders and round waists, simple minds, and well-developed limbs.

Zhu Youzhen smiled secretly in his heart, but he pretended to have a serious look on his face and said: "Please drink the divine water in turn, don't rob it, and don't drink too much." Because whoever drinks more will have harder skin; If you don't drink enough, you may still be injured by knives and guns. ”

Hearing what Zhu Youzhen said, those soldiers all believed it, and whoever was willing to lag behind wanted to rush to drink more to increase the chance of survival.

It's just that after the entrance of the "Divine Water", I always felt a little ashamed, and I didn't dare to ask the "Dao Chief", so I had to look at each other.

Zhu Youzhen didn't forget Li Zicheng, pulled him over and poured a mouthful of "divine water". Liu Zongmin saw that Zhu Youzhen and Rui'er didn't drink, and asked in surprise: "Why don't the two Taoist leaders drink?" ”

"My brother and sister have spells, so they don't need to drink them. Besides, there are limited spells, and drinking too much is not enough. Zhu Youzhen was full of nonsense, but said in his heart: Drink your own urine, my brother's taste is not so heavy!

After a short time, everyone drank the "divine water" and drank the basin of urine and water mixture cleanly, and there was no drop of water left. Zhu Youzhen was afraid that the night would be long and dreamy, so he hurriedly shouted: "Open the city gate quickly, the poor road is going into battle to kill the enemy!" ”

Li Zicheng ordered his subordinates to open the city, Zhu Youzhen held Rui'er with his left hand, dragged Li Zicheng with his right hand, and stepped out of the city gate first, but shouted without looking back: "The soldiers behind listen well: Poor Dao shouts 'invulnerable', you will follow and shout; Invulnerable! ”

The thieves behind him also said that this "Dao Chief" had profound mana, and they all shouted stupidly: "Invulnerable!" ”

Zhu Youzhen hurriedly glanced at Rui'er and Li Zicheng beside him, and his feet gradually tightened, but he kept shouting in his mouth. As he took five steps, the thieves behind him took one step, slowly widening the distance a little.

And Li Zicheng at the head of the city led Liu Zongmin and other generals to watch with great interest, all wondering if the divine water of this Maoshan Taoist priest was really effective.

At the same time, the officers and soldiers on the opposite side also discovered this small group of people, and immediately turned the muzzle of the gun, loaded the ammunition, and prepared to open fire on the enemy.

Zhu Youzhen's eyesight was okay, and he saw that this was an ordinary Franc machine gun, and immediately estimated the trajectory of the gun from the approximate length of the gun body, the caliber, and the degree of upward inclination.

Fortunately, he took artillery expert Sun Yuanhua as his teacher in the Battle of Ningyuan, and he personally fired many cannons, which came in handy at this time. In a moment, he had already counted the ** not far from ten, so he continued to shout "invulnerability" while gradually leading the thieves behind him to the impact point.

Suddenly, he saw that the officers and soldiers in front of him were already holding torches and began to light the fuse of the Franc cannon, knowing that the critical moment had come.

So Zhu Youzhen tightly grabbed Rui'er and Li Zicheng, and shouted wildly: "Invulnerable!" Then he threw his legs and galloped.

The thieves behind are still wondering: Didn't you say that you took five steps and we took one step, how did you run? How can we count the number of steps in this run?

Just as he was hesitating, he heard an earth-shattering roar from the Franc cannon on the other side. With a roar, an iron ball had already fallen from the sky and smashed into the rogue formation that was shouting "invulnerability"!

Pity these stupid thieves, and even to death they still believe in Zhu Youzhen, a fake Maoshan Taoist!

Because Zhu Youzhen deliberately let these thieves get together, this cannon was a great success, and he actually killed and injured more than a dozen thieves. The rest of the thieves were lucky to be unharmed, but they were all shocked: didn't they say "invulnerable", why did they even smash their bones and slag?

Li Zicheng, who was still at the head of the city, reacted quickly, and roared angrily: "Fooled!" What 'invulnerability', it's all a lie! ”

There was no need for Zhu Youzhen to act anymore, and immediately shouted: "Rui'er let go of the arrow!" ”

Rui'er had already been engrossed, and when she heard the order, she immediately helped the bow in her hand, turned around to look at the moon, and as soon as her left hand was released, the sharp arrow was already rushing straight towards Li Zicheng like a meteor!

Because it was still late at night, visibility outside the city was low. Although Li Zicheng has always been vigilant, he didn't expect that Zhu You would pretend to be a ghost and fool himself, but he would also have the heart to sneak attack.

When Li Zicheng heard the sound of the bowstring and knew that there was a dark arrow coming, it was too late to dodge. He had to do his best to tilt his head to the right.

But Rui'er has won the true legend of Zhou Kui, and the power of this arrow is not as small. Although Li Zicheng had reacted fast enough, he was still a little slower, and only avoided the Yintang point in the middle of his head, but he was nailed to his left eye by this sharp arrow, and he immediately screamed in pain and fell backwards.

Zhu Youzhen saw Rui'er's success, and his heart was ecstatic, and he secretly said God help me, this time I probably don't need to hang the coal mountain!