At this time, the scribe stepped out and said: "Sun Xunzhen, you are just a lowly man, you actually want to imitate Yi and Qin, and come to lobby me Dongwu, and you don't weigh your identity!" ”

nm01 analyzed in Sun Yu's ear: "Yi refers to Zhang Yi, Qin refers to Su Qin, both of these people are famous Xiangguo in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, have very strong strength, and have also obtained a high political status. ”

When Sun Yu heard this, he was immediately happy, this guy actually made a fool of himself, which meant that he was just a man, and it was impossible for a man to be such a big official as Xiangguo, and he was not qualified to lobby in Soochow, doesn't this show that he is messing around?

Sun Yu didn't bother to think about how Zhuge Liang in history answered Buqi, but his body shook up, and the golden word "Gun King" jumped out of his head, and the Jiangdong scribes were just startled by the word "Gun King", and they saw Sun Yu keep jumping words: golden "Bow King", blue "Assistant", green "Divine Eyes", golden "Divine Calculation", blue "Thunderbolt", red "Horseman", ...... Sun Yu used to use the martial arts skills to print his head with words of various colors, and the colorful light illuminated the hall colorfully, as strange as Mimi's mansion.

Sun Yu stretched out his hand and pointed to the green word "shorthand" on the top of his head and said with a smile: "In the first year of Zhongping, I relied on this internal affairs skill to settle in Gongsun's house and serve as a civilian. ”

Then he pointed to the red word "must hit" and said with a smile: "After a few days, I used this move to repel Zhang Chun, the king of Karasuma, and broke the 'rush'." ”

Then he pointed to the green word "Divine Eye" and said: "The two armies are fighting, and I have this skill to see everything." ”

Pointing to the blue "Assistant", he said: "In this battle of Tiger Prison Pass, I will use this to help General Sun Jian kill Huaxiong." ”

Pointing to the golden "Divine Calculation", he said: "Xuzhou Accounting Competition, I will calculate ten account books in an instant with this trick." ”

Pointing to the golden "Gun King" and said: "After five levels and six generals, my 'Gun King' is famous all over the world." ”

…… After Sun Yu finished introducing his martial arts skills, he smiled at Bu Qi and said, "I, Sun Yu, can be a state of peace, and my martial arts can set the country...... Why can't you follow the example of Yi and Qin? If I can't do so many martial arts, can you? Please also show off your martial arts skills, and by the way, tell me about your glorious deeds. ”

I was dizzy, Bu Qi was shocked, and the Jiangdong scribes in the hall were shocked together, although most of them had heard that Sun Xunzhen had countless martial arts skills, all kinds of variety, and varied, but Sun Yu suddenly lit up, and his head was full of words, which really scared them a lot.

Bu Qi is just a civil servant, and his martial arts skills only have internal affairs ability, how can he compare to Sun Yu? was pressed by his large number of martial arts skills, Bu Qi took three steps back, and a fart squatted back in his place, speechless for a long time.

Hooligans, they actually use the number of martial arts skills to suppress people, it's too hooligan!

Wenchen Xue Zong and Bu Qi have a very good relationship, seeing that Bu Qi was bullied, he walked out unconvinced and said: "Sun Xunzhen, I see that your large number of martial arts skills are also commonplace, Dong Zhuo has Diao Chan in the army, and her martial arts skills are specialized in men, and one move to 'dump all beings' will make you pounce on the ground and eat mud!" No matter how many martial arts skills you have, how can you be an enemy? It's better to surrender to Dong Zhuo obediently. ”

Wipe...... This pair of whites...... It's completely different from the Zhuge Liang tongue battle group Confucianism in history, it's biased! Sun Yu Khan, no, you can't copy Zhuge Liang's coping methods anymore, you have to come by yourself.

Sun Yu thought about it for a while, and said stubbornly: "There is a 'God of Music' Cai Yan in our army, and the song "Guangling San" can lift the 'dumping of sentient beings'. ”

"Liar!" Xue Zong sneered: "Are you all eating white food as our spies in Dongwu?" Cai Yan's 'God of Music' is only golden, but Diao Chan's 'Dumping Sentient Beings' is dark gold...... You say that the 'God of Music' can crack her, hum, it's just a fool's dream. ”

Sun Yu: "......"

In fact, Sun Yu had thought of this question a long time ago, but he never dared to think about it, because as long as he thought about it, he would feel that Dong Zhuo was simply incapable of the enemy, no matter how many soldiers and horses he had, he would be defeated under Diao Chan's "dumping sentient beings", which was really quite troublesome.

Just when Sun Yu was hesitating, the door of the lobby was suddenly pushed open with a "bang", Sun Shangxiang was wearing a red soft armor, carrying a magpie painting bow on his back, and a long sword hanging on his waist, leading a large group of female soldiers into the lobby.

She stood beside Sun Yu and sneered, "What about Diao Chan?" She can only deal with men, but I have a women's army! ”

It turned out that Sun Shangxiang heard that the eldest sister and the second sister had made a group of civil officials to rectify Sun Yu, and she felt sorry for "her own man", so she brought the female soldiers trained by herself to come to cheer.

Sun Shangxiang has loved to play with swords since she was a child, and the maids around her are all dancing knives and swords, and she also selected some women who are rough and strong, and have more strength than men, to form a women's army.

I saw a large number of female soldiers surrounding Sun Yu in the middle, these women were all tall and big, and they actually surrounded Sun Yu strictly, and they couldn't even splash water into it, Sun Shangxiang sneered: "Cao Apu said well during the Chen Liu War, the light will not bend, I will use the women's army to surround Xunzhen, Diao Chan's 'dumping of sentient beings' has a fart use." ”

When everyone heard this, Qi Qi gasped, and even Sun Yu sweated profusely, I fainted to death, how can a man hide in a woman's pile when he is fighting, this is too unscientific, is this helping me or pit me?

Sure enough, the Jiangdong scribes despised Sun Yulai together, and a scribe named Lu Ji scolded: "Sun Xunzhen, you are actually hiding under the protection of a woman...... You...... You...... Men really can only rely on women! ”

I rub, brother, I don't rely on women, I'm very macho. Sun Yu jumped out of Sun Shangxiang's female soldiers and said loudly: "I really can't beat Diao Chan, but what does it matter?" I can't beat Lu Bu yet! Do I have to be able to beat everyone in the world to be called a man? If that is the case, which of you will be invincible in the world? Isn't it true that those who are invincible in the world have no right to fight for justice? ”

Sun Yu said proudly: "I don't have the strongest strength in the world, but I have the courage to challenge strong enemies, and for this alone, I can proudly say: I am a qualified man!" ”

Sun Yu's words were loud, with a hint of heroism, and Sun Shangxiang next to her kept nodding, and the five-pointed star expression unique to the star-chasing clan appeared in her eyes, and she said softly: "It's worthy of being my man, it's really good." ”

Fainting, can you not dream when you are awake in broad daylight? When am I your man? Sun Yu Khan.

Sun Yu let go of Wang Ba's anger, but unfortunately Wang Ba's anger only fascinated Sun Shangxiang, a star-chasing clan, and the other female scribes were all found by Sun Ce and Sun Quan to deliberately spoof, seeing him pose with his actions and expressions, the female scribes were suddenly seriously unhappy.

A scribe named Grim shouted, "Sisters, this man pretends to be b, I see that he is very unhappy, let's beat him!" ”

Runan Cheng Deshu persuaded beside him: "Lord Yan, this man can fight the martial arts skills, we are all Wenchen, we can't beat him, right?" ”

Grim sneered: "Sun Xunzhen has a big weakness, he will be restrained by beautiful women, and now he is not beautiful to retreat, and the beautiful ones will follow me and beat him!" ”

That's a good saying, a wonderful one! What woman wants to admit that she isn't pretty? At this time, if you don't go up and beat Sun Yu, you will become a self-confessed unpretty, and after shouting in a stern voice...... The women in the hall were all in unison, thinking: The old lady is as beautiful as a fairy, how can she not go up?

There was a "boom" sound, and a room of Wenchen rolled up his sleeves and rushed towards Sun Yu, and a large number of pink and tender little fists smashed at Sun Yu together.

Sun Yu was shocked at this time: Brother made a big mistake, he actually reasoned with women, God, no matter through the ages, men are inferior to women or women are inferior to men, women are unreasonable most of the time! One crying, two troubles, and three hangings are women's lore. After the tongue battle group of Confucians, is it going to become a fist group of Confucians?

At this time, a black fist had already hit Sun Yu, Sun Yu took a closer look, this person was still with himself just now, her name is Sheng Xian, a native of Wu County, she looks black, and her hair is unkempt all over her head, and she looks like a brush used to brush pots in the kitchen...... Damn, such a person also thinks he is a beauty? And come up and punch the uncle? Sun Yu stretched out his hand and flew the brush woman's fork out.

This move suddenly angered the Jiangdong scribes even more, and the crowd became even more turbulent.

Another pink little fist hit him, Sun Yu was busy and took a look, Zhang Zhao is here, this guy looks pretty good, a beauty...... cough, it's a little reluctant to fork such a person away, anyway, her fists are pink and tender, forget it, brother ignores her.

Zhang Zhao punched Sun Yu in the back, and that strength was really no different from the back of a hammer!

Hey, it's not bad to let the beauty hammer her back and fork the monsters flying, Sun Yu thought evilly.

As soon as Sun Yu thought of this, he saw a bunch of beauties such as Bu Qi and Xue Zong, who were actually lined up in a row and rushed towards him...... A large number of beauties are also terrifying, like an overwhelming trend, all of them look a little good, and they are flying ...... Seems a little bit unpleasant!

As soon as Sun Yu hesitated, he was thrown to the ground by the beauty array, and four or five women were suddenly pressed on his body, and he didn't know who and who!

Anyway, Sun Yu felt two soft balls pressed on his chest, and his palm seemed to touch a soft waist.

Regardless of his three-seven twenty-one, you are going to pounce on me yourself, don't blame my brother for my unclean hands and feet, Sun Yu wiped it on that waist fiercely, no matter whose waist she is.

"Beat him up!" Dozens of female scribes also rushed towards the people on the ground, one pressed on top of the other, forming a small mountain of meat, Sun Yu was pressed at the bottom of the hill, and the top was full of all kinds of beauties.

Sun Yu thought with a wry smile in the crowd: The so-called upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, which can be seen from Jiangdong, Sun Ce is to kill you with one knife, Sun Quan is to cut you into seventeen or eighteen pieces, and Sun Shangxiang is to kill your whole family, so it is not unusual for other courtiers in Jiangdong to like to fight in groups! Brother is convinced!

(To be continued)