(Cat flutter Chinese) "I said a few brothers, the excitement around the fourth watch yesterday, did you see?"

"You mean to beat the dozen or so people who came out of Tsinghua Park with a bare fart?"

"Aren't they the ones? Good guy, the master who is short and strong, covering his crotch, when he first showed his face on the street, he still wanted to run to the corner of the wall and slip along the street to sneak around, but he didn't think that he didn't know where the characters walking on the scene in the city came out on the street, and Hula surrounded those bare masters! ”

"I really know a little bit about this - don't I have a third uncle who has not come out of five suits who lost his family business, stayed in the flower shop in Sijiu City to fight big jade, and sang lotus flowers to survive? That is, at the stall of the second watch last night, someone sprinkled flying leaves for the master who could play big jade and sing lotus flowers in the flower line in Sijiu City, and brought a piece of ocean sole money for one person, and invited these characters in the flower line to stay outside Tsinghua Garden, just waiting to see the excitement after making up the lyrics and singing the lotus fall! ”

"Huh....... So according to what you say, my neighbor next door went out in the middle of the night in a hurry, and he also went to this bustle? ”

"Your neighborhood is also a big jade seed and a lotus flower in the flower shop?"

"Where?! My neighbor is a serious reporter of the Beijing Morning Post in Sijiu City, and a pen can grow flowers and thorns, and the pen is twenty oceans of pen polishing and picking fees, but it is not the master that ordinary people can easily invite! If you look at this morning's newspaper -- the article with a big red headline is his masterpiece -- there are no stupid things in Tsinghua Garden, and scum can be allowed to run rampant under the ivory tower?! ”

"I said a few brothers, the characters you two know are okay, and the ones who showed their faces in that lively scene later are the ones who no one in Sijiu City dares to offend!"

"Yo...... You are a master of the moon, what great characters in Sijiu City can you know? ”

"You know I'm a stinky coolie here, a handlebar type. But you don't know which house I pull the monthly subscription for, do you? ”

"Hey....... You're still selling off, aren't you? Come on, don't talk about this idle article today, the big guy is bored to pull the cart and run to the meal! I said shopkeeper, please add a pound of haggis to this master who pulls the moon, and then burn six taels of old white dry, so that this master can sacrifice to the temple of the five organs and moisten his throat and eyes! ”

"You're breaking the bank. Thank you here! Tell the truth to my brothers, it's not that I pretend to be a child, it's really the person in the family who I pulled the moon ordered, and wait for the idle people to talk out about their family......"

"You still say you don't pretend to be a disguise? Who the hell is it? Can you say that you are pulling a moon for the emperor's family? ”

"I really asked you to talk a little bit - the old lady who personally wrote the abdication edict of Emperor Xuantong in the four major writers of the capital!"

"My Emperor....... This master is really a true Buddha in Sijiu City! I've heard that those high-grade officials in the Beiping Municipal Government come to visit, hand over late students, and protégé posts, and enjoy a cup of tea in the concierge room, which can be regarded as a face-appreciation! What's the matter, this master was alarmed last night? ”

"It's not just this man. The characters of the ancestors of the four major writers in the capital, the masters who can palm their eyes and speak in the eight major gold and stone calligraphy and painting lines, and the thirty-two masters of the Qing noble family in the forty-nine cities, all arrived at that scene last night! Seeing the dozen or so bare-haired characters sneaking out of Tsinghua Garden, several old ladies who were ninety years old were holding dragon head crutches and beating them......."

"Isn't that just a scene? It's all ninety characters, Sensei said it's a dragon's head crutch, and the ninety hit it with a mace, I'm afraid it's out of energy, isn't it? ”

"So those bare-haired characters are dying on their own, aren't they? If you really hold your head and ask those old ladies to beat and scold them once, you don't think about those bare-nathan characters. There is really the master who has been blinded by lard and dares to fight back! ”

"Huh....... Didn't hurt those old ancestors, did you? ”

"Where can I be? The noble families who have played a prominent role in these four or nine cities, as well as those houses with great careers and famous names. Who doesn't have a few Ding Zhuang in the family who guards the house with kung fu on his body? The bare-haired master had just stretched out his hand, and among the figures who were waiting for those old ancestors next to him, two iron waists and four judge's pens smashed the outstretched arm into a hemp flower on the spot! ”

"The! In these forty-nine cities, regardless of the military, civilian, official and business, black and white, it is reasonable to run for anyone to reach out for wealth, but they can't touch the noble family and the gentleman of learning! I said a few brothers. What happened then? ”

"What else could I do? Those ancestors have personally started it, and those juniors behind them are still rushing upward? When Duan Ye, who was in the top position in the patrol police station, rushed over to suppress the scene, there were more than a dozen white flesh worms lying on the ground! ”

"That's not all! I heard that on the spot, someone publicly pushed the ancestors of eight highly respected Qing nobles in Sijiu City to complain that the Beiping Patrol Police Bureau was ineffective in inspection, causing bandits to run rampant and corrupt and corrupt! Dozens of characters with signatures and knots are brushed on the top. Which one is the master who stamped his feet and trembled three times in the forty-nine cities! ”

"Then the Beiping Patrol Police Station can be regarded as sitting on wax this time........ But I said a few brothers, we've been arguing here for a long time, who are those bare people who came out of Tsinghua Garden? ”

"I'm really going to tell you - last night, those characters who played a prominent role in the scene in the city of Sijiu had two sheets, and one of them accused the Ju Society in the city of Sijiu City colluding with bandits and hiding evil intentions!"

"This thing...... Got involved with the Chrysanthemum Society? ”

"Of the dozen or so people lying on the ground, seven or eight of them are recognized as the guys who welcome guests in the Chrysanthemum Society, and one of them is still the person in charge of the Chrysanthemum Society, why can't this Chrysanthemum Society get out of it?"

"I've heard that the Chrysanthemum Society is a Japanese business, and on the surface it is a southern goods business, but secretly I can't tell you what is unseemly? I heard that there are several white-faced restaurants in Sijiu City these days, and the Caidong poking behind it is the character in the Chrysanthemum Society! ”

"Isn't this lice on a bald man's head—obviously? The one who showed his face and poked the pole in the white-faced restaurant was Sai Qinqiong, the gangster leader on the street, who had long been involved with the Japanese in the Ju Society......

"And the third master of the Qi family, isn't he also holding on to the thighs of the Japanese, and seeing Tian'er, he is lying on the left side of the Jushe....... Yo, shopkeeper, you didn't go to the wrong place with this drink, did you? We didn't want such a good meal......."

"That's right! It's the master over there who listened to your brothers talking lively, and asked me to give you a few more catties of haggis and a half catty of serious Hengshui Lao Baigan! ”

“........ Which one? ”

"Isn't that just sitting there....... Alas, I was sitting there just now listening to a few of you gossip, why didn't you see anyone in the blink of an eye? ”

Wrapped tightly in an old cotton robe he was wearing, Yan Xuda went out of the second meat shop where he was sitting just now, and immediately quickly got into the alley next to the second meat shop, according to the stealth flower monogram painted on the wall of the alley, but after a pot of tea, he stopped in front of a small grocery store, and whispered to the listless greeting guy in front of the grocery store: "Is there any Nanxiang that was lit last night?" ”

Nodding carelessly, the greeting guy who hadn't woken up for many years turned his hand back and pointed to the grocery store: "There is a lit Nanxiang, I don't know what furnace you are?" ”

Silently gestured his left thumb and right index finger to the welcoming guy, Yan Xu looked left and right at the street and saw no one on the street, and then whispered in a muffled voice: "There is incense in the furnace for a long time, and the door is to reward the gods!" ”

Just one look at Yan Xu's gesture, the listless greeting guy immediately straightened his figure and waved slightly towards Yan Xu: "I didn't expect it to be the arrival of Master Yan of the Splashing Vajra!" Please, I've been waiting for you all night! ”

Also with a slight swipe towards the welcoming guy, Yan Xu raised his legs and walked towards the deserted little grocery store, but at the same time, he turned his hand and threw five pieces of ocean into the air, and shouted in a low voice: "The five elements are here!" Brother leads the way, hard work! ”

Lightning tore off the big handkerchief from his shoulder, ready to dust off the door for the customer, the greeting guy shook his arm and shook the towel into a rolling wave, and rolled the five oceans that Yan Xu threw in the air into the big hand towel, and then put the big handkerchief on his shoulder, while reaching out and then the five oceans that fell from the towel, while shouting in a low voice to Yan Xu who walked into the door of the grocery store: "There are no taboos!" I've thanked Master Yan for the generous reward here! ”

Without answering the words of the welcoming guy behind him, Yan Xu bypassed the counter in the middle of the store, opened the low-hanging curtain on the small door behind the counter, and walked slowly into the narrow aisle behind the small door. didn't take a few steps in the narrow aisle, but Yan Xu stopped his steps again, raised his hand and waved in front of the empty aisle: "Sneak junior student Yan Xu, ask to see the big palm!" ”

I couldn't hear the sound from which direction it came at all, and a rather lazy cloud covered the moon's voice, which suddenly sounded around the narrow corridor: "Since it is a peer who asks to see the big palm, can there be a door-to-door worship post and a long incense over the threshold?" ”

"There is a sincere piece of worship post, and it is very respectful and very fragrant!"

"Between walking, can there be mud and water? Where you sit and lie down, have you ever hung nail marks?! ”

"Walking in the clouds and rain, without half a cent of muddy water, sitting on the beam and lying on the pillar, never daring to take off the armor and slacken!"

"Meet the rules of the big palm, do you remember?"

Stretching out his hand and patting his waist left and right, and then stomping his feet gently, Yan Xu responded very calmly: "Please also take a look at the Dharma protector before driving with a big palm?" (To be continued.) Cat flutter Chinese