Chapter 310: Teasing Xiahoudun

Xu Chu once taught with Xiahoudun, when he was on the way to welcome Emperor Xian back to Jizhou, this Xiahoudun killed from the middle of the way, as an interception trend, so this Xu Chu has no good impression of Xiahoudun, but because Jizhou and Jizhou have formed an alliance at this moment, and they are in charge of Xudu, so the personal resentment in Xu Chu's heart has nowhere to release, but today I bumped into this Xiahoudun, Xu Chu said with a smile, "I haven't seen Brother Xu Chu for many days, I don't know if the ability in Lu Dao's hands is unfamiliar?" ”。

Xiahou knew that Xu Chu had bad intentions, but said, "Yuan Rang is on the orders of my family today, to report the matter of Prime Minister Zuo, don't stop each other!" ”。

Xu Chu stood on the horse, with two watermelon hammers pinned to his back, which pressed the horse to fall, and he wanted to make a gesture, and Xiahoudun also held the knife behind, ready to parry at any time!

Just when Xiahoudun thought that a vicious battle was about to break out, Xu Chu laughed and said, "Xu Chu and Yuan Rang joked, how dare you do it, please let Yuan Rang enter the city!" ”。

Xu Chu is indeed not a reckless man, he naturally knows that his personal grievances will affect the overall situation of Jizhou and Gunzhou, so he just made a joke that is not big or small, and that Xiahoudun seems to be suspicious, until he sees Xu Chu and his people turn over and dismount, and get rid of the watermelon sledgehammer, he is not at ease!

Xiahoudun arched his hand and said, "Thank you, General Xu Chu!" ”。

Xu Chu saw Xiahoudun enter the city, but secretly said, "I'm afraid there will be another war, and the world will be difficult to peace!" ”。

However, it was said that Xiahoudun drove his horse into the high-flying assassination mansion, and bumped into a housekeeper to stop him, Xiahoudun said, "I am the right prime minister Cao's family, Xiahoudun, on the order of my family, to send a message to Gao's lord!" ”。

Gao Fei's butler in the Shifu is Liu Ji, this person is notoriously brainless, and he doesn't know how to be flexible, so he said, "My family is taking a nap at this time, and it is inconvenient to meet guests, and I also ask General Xiahou to leave a message, and I Liu Ji will convey it on my behalf!" ”。

Xiahou Dan said, "The matter is not small, Xiahou Tang categorically does not dare to trust others so much, he must meet Master Gao in person, so as to live up to Prime Minister Cao's trust!" ”。

Liu Ji thought so, so he said, "In this case, please also ask General Xiahou to wait in the mansion first, and when my family wakes up, he will definitely come to see the general!" ”。

Xiahoudun was taken by Liu Ji to a side hall, where tea was served, and he said, "Please wait, general!" Then he retreated!

At that time, Xiahoudun secretly scolded, "There are so many things, isn't it playing with General Ben!" Although Xiahoudun was suspicious, he didn't dare to attack, after all, Gao Fei is not easy to provoke, the so-called beating the dog and destroying the master, this Gao Fei clearly wants to make fun of Cao Cao by playing Xiahoudun!

Xiahoudun sat in the hall, picked up the teacup, ready to drink tea to quench his thirst, it was noon, the scorching sun was in the sky, Xiahoudun rode a horse from the boundary of Gunzhou to Jizhou, the heat was difficult to get rid of, just saw Liu Ji send a cup of tea, Xiahoudun took it and drank, did not want the tea just to enter, this Xiahoudun spit out, "What kind of tea is this, it is bitter?" ”。

At that time, Liu Ji was already outside the side hall, and when he heard movement in the hall, he got up and entered, and said with a smile, "It's General Xiahou who doesn't know how to make good tea, why is he angry!" ”。

Xiahou Duan was already angry, but asked, "The bitter taste of this tea is irresistible, but I don't know how to do it?" ”。

Liu Ji didn't care about the anger or not of Xiahou Dun, but said, "My family, devouring tea is like life, and I know everything about the tea ceremony. ”。

Xiahoudun's anger did not subside, "Isn't it this bitter tea?" ”。

Liu Jidang said with a smile, "General Xiahou is really knowledgeable, and he found out at a glance that this bitter tea is not called 'bitter tea', the name of Fanbang is 'coffee', and I also ask General Xiahou to see it again, is it not the same as the Central Plains tea?" ”。

Xiahou looked suspicious, so he went back to see the cup of bitter tea just now, and saw a cup of thick things, where is the clear soup and little water, when even if he was nauseous, "What is this?" ”。

Liu Ji said with a smile, "It seems that General Xiahou doesn't know the goods, only when distinguished guests like General Xiahou come here, my family will take out this kind of good thing to entertain!" ”。

Xiahoudun was noncommittal, and said, "Please ask Steward Liu to bring me a cup of tea, I, Xiahoudun, am a vulgar person, and I can't afford to accept such good things!" ”。

When Liu Ji went down to change the tea, Xiahoudun secretly shouted, "Who will drink such and urine...... I'm mad at me! Xiahoudun couldn't stop feeling nauseous, but with the order of Prime Minister Cao, he didn't dare to slack off!

When Liu Ji walked out of the side hall, he happened to meet Gao Fei, and Gao Fei said with a smile, "Is Xiahou unharmed?" ”。

Liu Ji said with a smile, "Adhering to the order of the adult, then Xiahou Tang has a hard time!" ”。

On normal occasions, how could Liu Ji be so flamboyant, it would be good not to be angry with Gao Fei, but this time, it was Gao Fei's idea to let that Liu Ji lie that he was not there and make fun of Xiahou Dun!

And the reason why Goofy did this, although it was a bit of a prank, was not all because of this, after all, Goofy, as an adult, would not do things without interest!

After a while, Liu Ji came with a cup of tea, Xiahou looked at it, and sure enough, it was tea, so he said with confidence, "When will your adults wake up?" ”。

Liu Ji replied, "My family has never been punctual for a nap, sometimes they will wake up in half an hour, and sometimes they will sleep all day, but there is no accurate number!" ”。

Xiahou was stunned, "Please ask Steward Liu to report on your behalf, and then say that Gunzhou Xiahoudun is here to see!" ”。

Liu Ji pretended to be surprised, "Disturb my family's nap, Liu Ji doesn't dare, he can only stare at the general for the time being, as long as my family wakes up, I will report the general's matter!" ”。

Xiahoudun was a little bitter, according to the housekeeper Liu Ji, he clearly had to wait for a day and a half before he could see Gao Fei, which was not only killing his patience Xiahoudun, but also delaying the time of Gunzhou!

At that time, Xiahoudun asked Liu Ji, "I don't know where is the room where Lord Gao took a nap?" I'll go and disturb it myself, and it's not about the housekeeper!" ”。

Liu Ji was horrified, "General Xiahou is coming from afar, could it be that he still wants to?" ”。

At this time, Xiahoudun noticed that there was still a big knife hanging from his waist, and at this moment, his right hand was also pressed on the hilt, which was a little reckless!

Xiahou said, "Steward Liu misunderstood, Yuan Rang really just wanted to report the matter of Lord Gao, so he should untie his weapon first to relieve his vigilance!" ”。

Liu Ji turned into a smile and said, "Please also ask General Xiahou to be patient, my family will wake up in no time and see the general!" ”。

This was out of Xiahoudun's surprise, "Could it be that this Gao Fei is really taking a nap?" Xiahou was suspicious, but after a blink of an eye, outside the side hall, there was a person who walked in, and Xiahou looked at it, it was Gao Fei!

Gao Fei slowly pushed open the door of the side hall, wearing a silk robe, and when he saw Xiahou Yuanrang, he said, "It turned out to be Xiahou Yuanrang, but I have been waiting for a long time!" Gao Fei turned to Liu Ji and said angrily, "Since General Xiahou is here, why didn't you wake me up?" ”。

Liu Ji confessed his guilt and retreated, while Gao Fei smiled at Xiahou and said, "I don't know what General Xiahou is here?" ”。

Xiahoudun replied, "I am ordered by the right prime minister to come to report a matter to your lord!" ”。

Gao Fei said, "Prime Minister Cao Cheng has any advice, but it doesn't hurt to say it, but there is no need to bother General Xiahou!" ”。

At that time, Xiahoudun gave Gao Fei a slight salute, and said, "Lord Ma Teng intends to send Xiliang's soldiers and horses to attack Yuan Shao in Hebei, I don't know what Prime Minister Zuo means?" ”。

Gao Fei was overjoyed when he heard this, "General Ma Teng has the world in his heart, so he naturally removes hatred for the Son of Heaven, but I don't know when General Ma Teng will send troops?" ”。

Xiahoudun said, "Three days later, it will be an auspicious time, as a sending army!" ”。

At this time, Gao Fei asked, "General Ma Teng is ready to send tens of thousands of troops, and Prime Minister Cao Cheng is ready to send tens of thousands of troops?" ”。

At that time, Gao Fei invited Xiahoudun to sit down, but Xiahoudun maintained a standing posture and replied, "Lord Ma Teng led 20,000 soldiers and horses in Xiliang, and my family sent 30,000!" ”。

Gao Fei secretly laughed to himself, but said to Xiahou Dun, "Please ask General Xiahou to go back and report to Prime Minister Cao Cheng, saying that I, Gao Fei, am also preparing to send troops to Xuzhou to crusade against Lu Bu, but when the time comes, I will see who will make meritorious service first!" ”。

Xiahou said yes and wanted to turn around and leave, but Gao Fei said, "Please General Xiahou drink this 'coffee'!" ”。

When Xiahoudun turned around, he only saw two more cups in Gao Fei's hand, and they were all filthy things that Xiahoudun secretly scolded just now, but Gao Fei, the prime minister of Zuo, had already spoken, and Xiahoudun was difficult to refuse!

Gao Fei smiled very much, "This is a foreign object from Fanbang, the treasure is very good, take it to enjoy with General Xiahou today!" ”。

As soon as Gao Fei's words came out, a teacup of "coffee" slowly melted into his mouth, but he seemed to enjoy it quite a bit, and Xiahoudun's face was furrowed, he stopped his snort, raised his head, and drank it!

Gao Fei sent Xiahoudun back, and Liu Ji saw that Xiahoudun and his people had left, so he smiled and said, "It's still an adult's ability to let this Xiahoudun drink this kind of thing!" ”。

At that time, Gao Fei gestured, and a fist hit Liu Ji's head, "This is a good thing, eye-catching and refreshing, it's just that you don't know how to enjoy it, but if you want to drink this kind of thing, you have to add some rock sugar in advance!" ”。

Liu Ji asked, "Did Xiahoudun's cup of 'coffee' add rock sugar?" ”。

Gao Fei laughed and said, "How could I add rock candy to him, it's stupid!" ”。

Liu Ji also laughed secretly, it seemed that he couldn't look past this Xiahoudun, after all, the two sides belonged to two camps, and there was no way not to fight with each other!