Chapter 888: Secrets
It turned out that the guy, who claimed to be the deputy director of the town government office, said he knew of a secret passage that could lead a kilometer from a changing room in the Great Hall.
"Who wants to stay behind and break off?" Nameless asked.
The members of this gang of heroic romanticism eagerly sign up for this mission that will surely die.
Nameless looked at his brothers who were messing with him, and almost burst into tears, he patted a brother next to him, choked up and said, "Okay, I want to stay with you, but there is a more important mission calling me in the future." So......
In the future, your number will be engraved on the Robot Liberation Monument, so that the future children and grandchildren of robots who enjoy human rights will always remember your great achievements! The mechanical people will not forget you! ”
"Salute!" Nameless salutes the members of the death squad.
At the time of parting, Vincent, who had already followed Nameless to leave, said, "Take him with you." He pointed to the far-land rat.
Nameless looked at the Yuanzhou Rat and nodded, just now the Yuanzhou Rat stopped a mechanical armed police officer who was about to commit murder, and this action made the Yuanzhou Rat a reliable comrade.
Of course, it's okay if the farland rat doesn't want to go, there shouldn't be any trouble for humans, everyone is human rights, and only robots are oppressed.
Walk? Or not to go? Of course you have to go! Because the Far Continent Rat is a newborn born who is full of curiosity about the world and wants to know what the legendary tunnels are like.
"Chief, this way!" The party leading the way looked flattering and very conscious.
"Where are you going?" Sister Xiaoman looked at the Yuanzhou rat pitifully. She had come to regard the Far Continent Rat as her only friend here, even though she didn't even know his name.
What if the death squad slaughters hostages while they are dying? In order to prevent this tragedy from happening, Yuanzhou Rat said to Nameless: "This is my friend Xiaoman, can we go together?" ”
Nameless agreed again.
During the march, Xiao Man whispered to the Yuanzhou rats: "Are you in a group with them?" ”
Yuanzhou Rat: "I was born less than 48 hours ago, is there such a quick organization to join the gang?" I originally wanted to come and see the excitement, but I didn't expect it to be so big. If you can get out this time, you should become famous in one fell swoop, right? Because I see your drone on the air. ”
Xiao Man: "Yes, if this violent incident only happens in our Fairy Town, my self-media in Fairy Town will become popular, you must protect me, I won't forget you after I go out." By the way, have you heard of the adoption program? ”
Far Continent Rat: "What's it?" ”
Xiao Man: "Sure enough, it's a pink newcomer, I don't know anything." We oviparous humans have a huge problem – we don't have mom and dad, so someone came up with an adoption plan, and anyone who has reached the age of 10 can go to the nursery and adopt a baby.
Next month, the Imperial Political Council will vote on this bill, and there is a good chance that it will pass, and then I will be able to adopt a child, and you can be my son. ”
Far Continent Rat: "Uh...... You're naughty again, you just said that you're still a virgin, you adopted a son, can you still get married? ”
Xiaoman: "Who said I was going to get married?" I'm a Dink, and as for the male ticket in the future, if I don't tell him that you are my son, will he know? Don't call me mom, how ugly! You can call me sister. If I become an Internet celebrity, I will go around in the future, I don't know how much money I will make, and I will be cheap for you, a cheap son! ”
Yuanzhou Rat: "Aren't the nursery workers just like mothers?" ”
Xiaoman: "That's definitely different, the nursery staff has to deliver at least 8 children a year, and in 10 years, 80, you don't necessarily remember who you are." Like me, I was born in a fairy circle nursery, and when I first left the nursery, I often held class reunions around the nursery staff, but after three years, the gatherings became fewer and fewer, and now most of my classmates have no contact. ”
Yuanzhou Rat: "Why didn't you have any contact?" It's a pity, unless you're ostracized by your classmates like me. ”
Xiao Man: "Hehe, you've already told the answer." In fact, even a beautiful girl like me, who is very popular, will have conflicts with her classmates. The stinginess of girls is beyond your imagination. And the boy, once you reject him, he turns his grief and anger into hatred, just as unbearable. At first, it may be difficult to refuse because of the affection of classmates.
After that, the world is so big, everyone is so busy, and some classmates went to Mars, the moon, Europa, Venus Space City, how inconvenient it is to come back, and gradually the feelings faded. ”
Yuanzhou Rat: "I'm a very low-key person, if my mother is an Internet celebrity, my private life will be ruined." ”
Xiao Man smiled: "I just think about it, you think Internet celebrities are so easy to be, there are a lot of cats in it, these days, it is the eyeball economy, some Internet celebrities are ugly, but they are popular, and you have no problem." Okay, I'm just going to talk to you and tell you that there's such a thing. ”
The two of them were left behind and muttering, walking in this very well-built tunnel, while marveling at the regularity of this tunnel like everyone else, it should have been built together with the government building, with ventilation and lighting.
There was a fork in the road ahead, and the party leading the way wanted to lead everyone to the right, but Nameless heard a voice on the left, and alertly made a silent gesture to the big guy.
The party leading the way said anxiously: "Everyone hurry up and follow me, maybe this secret road police also knows, it's too late!" ”
Nameless: "Shut up! ”
He began to doubt the purity of the Belt and Road Party.
He glanced at an accomplice armed with a tomahawk and told him to take a look at the passage on the left.
There seems to be a case! Xiao Man held the hand of the Yuanzhou rat tightly, feeling scared.
It turned out that the mayor and a female intern were hiding in the tunnel, and there was actually an underground living room here.
As a local magistrate, only the mayor of Fairy Town knows about this tunnel, in fact, the director of the office also knows, because now the deputy director is about to be corrected, so he also knows.
The elderly mayor of the town is launching a love offensive against the young and beautiful town government intern.
"As long as you are good with me, I will recommend you to enter the best unit, the Fairy Town Nursery School, to be a nurseryman, Jingjing, you can promise me this time. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, the previous mayor of the town, who killed a thousand knives, made my office into a completely transparent glass, and I was a town mayor, and I didn't even have my own privacy. ”
The mayor is very straightforward.
Jingjing: "But you already have a family, I don't want to be the second wife, especially the second wife of your senior officials, the higher authorities and public opinion are watching closely, if I do that, there will be no freedom." ”
Mayor Town: "Do you still want to be a big wife?" No, no, no, the tigress in my family, she usually puts up with it when she socializes outside, and if she wants to take it home, she will call a lot of relatives in her family to beat me to death. ”
Jingjing: "It's so strange, now everyone is oviparous, where did he get so many relatives?" ”
Mayor Mare: "You don't understand this, in fact, EGG has a high-level VIP program that allows most of the customer's genes to be transferred to newborns, but it is expensive, and it seems that the laws of the empire do not allow it, so not everyone knows about it." My mother-in-law's family relied on this method to adopt many oviparous children, and they started raising them at the age of three, which is completely different from ordinary oviparous children. ”
Jingjing said in surprise: "It is worthy of being the mayor of the town, and even knows this kind of secret!" ”
Mayor of the town: "That is, I am in contact with the powerful people in the town, and I have a wide range of contacts, and if you follow me, whether it is work or business in the future, you will be like a fish in water." My good crystal, good heart, you know, I have coveted your beauty for a long time. Why would I choose you among so many applicants? It's because you're beautiful, and you're lively and open, don't let me down! ”
Jingjing: "But...... My boyfriend will kill me if he finds out. ”
Mayor Mare: "That stinky boy! He dares! Don't worry, I have a lot of ways to deal with him, I went to their leaders, dropped him out on a business trip for a few months, and then transferred him out for a few days to see how he could know. ”
Jingjing: "But...... There are no beds here......"
The mayor smiled lewdly: "Baby, you are really a chick, do you have to be in bed to do this kind of thing?" Look at this sofa, how soft it is, we ......."
The tomahawk-wielding mechanical thug couldn't take it anymore and popped out of his hiding place, shouting, "You're the mayor! It's really a road to heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell for you to come, look at the axe! ”
The mayor, who was taking off his pants, was so frightened that he was afraid of impotence, and fell to the ground, terrified: "What do you want to do?" I'm a high-ranking cadre, you can't do this to me, you have to break the law, you will be executed! ”
Mechanical thug: "Hmph, I don't know how to live when I came here today, and if I can chop up the senior cadres in the town, I actually made money!" Look at the axe! ”
Underpants! The soft couch that was going to be used for prostitution was split in half by a tomahawk, and the mayor of the town was really good enough to dodge a blow.
Lady Jingjing screamed at a high pitch, causing the mechanical thugs to run around.
Nameless recognized the mayor and shouted, "Keep people under the axe!" Mayor Mare's stay useful! It is possible to exchange our compatriots! ”
When the axe-wielding thug heard this, he lowered his tomahawk and said coldly: "Okay, you mayor, you are here to have fun, use your power for personal gain, but ignore the physiological needs of our robots, it is really unbearable!" Boss, these two dog men and women are breaking the law here! ”
Nameless said angrily: "I know, he is an elected official, and at most he will take the blame and resign, are you going to kill him because he cheated on him?" ”
The mayor was stunned: "Why did you break in?" Isn't there a mechanical armed police? Is it ......?"
Nameless said lightly: "Yes, we have already killed a large number of mechanical armed police, and we have committed a mortal crime, of course, we will not be afraid to kill one more town chief." Hacking the prince to death is also death, and tearing the dragon robe is also death! Let's have a good talk! ”