After a while, Li Chunfeng went and returned, but there were two more things in his left and right hands.

These are two porcelain bottles, about the size of a wine cup, Li Chunfeng hurriedly returned to Guo Ye with one in one hand, handed it over and said, "Oh, this is this thing, it will definitely help you!" ”

Guo Ye took the two porcelain vases curiously, and asked puzzledly, "What is there here?" ”

Li Chunfeng said with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "You open yourself to see, smell yourself!" ”

"Oh......"

Guo Ye shook the porcelain vase in his hand, and initially judged that one should be filled with water, and the other seemed to be filled with clay or something, and then nodded his head suspiciously, bang, bang-

Uncorked the two porcelain bottles in succession, held the two bottles under his nose, put his nose forward, and sniffed fiercely.

"Gott~ my god!!"

Guo Ye screamed strangely, almost didn't throw the two bottles in his hand on the ground, and shouted with a painful face: "Li Chunfeng, what the hell is this?" Why is it so fishy and so stinky? ”

"Flutter~"

Seeing Guo Ye's embarrassment at this time, Li Chunfeng showed a victorious smile, full of revenge.

Yuan Tiangang, who also saw Guo Ye's embarrassment, also asked Li Chunfeng in puzzlement: "Apprentice, what did you put in the bottle for your uncle?" ”

Guo Ye immediately stuffed the cork back into the mouth of the bottle, as if he was being played by Li Chunfeng, and looked at Li Chunfeng with an indignant face.

Grandma's, dare to yin Lao Tzu!

Li Chunfeng automatically ignored Guo Ye's eyes, and replied to Yuan Tiangang respectfully: "Master, didn't we meet an ascetic monk in the Western Regions near Hexi last year?" I wonder if the master still remembers? ”

Yuan Tiangang recalled thoughtfully, nodded and said, "You mean the ascetic monk from the Western Regions who came from Gaochang Kingdom in the Western Regions on foot, practiced barefoot, and brought this colorful tiger by his side?" How can a teacher not remember? At that time, the teacher also debated with him about the allusion to the dispute between Taoism and Buddhism, right? ”

Li Chunfeng snorted and replied, "That's right, it's that ascetic monk from Gaochang Kingdom in the Western Regions!" ”

According to legend, the name of the ascetic comes from the Buddhist holy land Tianzhu (India), which is one of the Buddhist monks, who do not take meditation as a means of practice, but take asceticism as a means of practice.

The so-called asceticism is willing to be hot in Tianzhu Sanskrit. Because the climate of Tianzhu is generally hot, these monks regard heat as the main means of asceticism, in order to achieve the state of self-control and self-training, rejection of material and temptation. For this reason, ascetics are also called ascetics or ascetics.

They are the true fearlessness of the Buddhist monks.

Just when Guo Ye was thinking about it, Yuan Tiangang suddenly came to his senses and asked in surprise: "Oh, I know, could it be that this bottle contains the feces and urine of the tiger carried by the ascetic monk in the Western Regions?" No wonder it's so smelly and angry! ”

Li Chunfeng didn't answer again, but the irrepressible smile on his face had betrayed his true thoughts in his heart and affirmed Yuan Tiangang's guess.

Hearing what Yuan Tiangang said, Guo Ye almost ran away in anger, and scolded angrily: "Li Chunfeng, you bastard, you actually let me smell the tiger's shit and urine, you, you bastard." You are very disrespectful to my uncle, what is your intention? ”

Guo Ye is a mouthful of uncles and bastards, and the muscles on Li Chunfeng's handsome face twitched involuntarily.

Knowing the son is like the father, and knowing the apprentice is like the teacher.

At this time, Yuan Tiangang obviously guessed that his Li Chunfeng's move was indeed suspected of playing tricks on Guo Ye, but the real intention was indeed to help Guo Ye.

Immediately, he explained: "Senior Brother Guo, don't be angry, Chunfeng's temperament is exaggerated, but his original intention is still good." Senior brother, think about it, if you smear the tiger feces and urine in this bottle on the good dog, what will be the effect of the Snow Mountain Lion when it fights against it? ”

Well?

As soon as Yuan Tiangang said this, Guo Ye suddenly calmed down, and smeared the dog's feces and urine with the tiger's feces and urine to deal with the Tibetan mastiff?

There was a saying in the dog ring: "Three Tibetan mastiffs can kill a tiger." ”

This is intended to highlight the ferocity and fierceness of the Tibetan mastiff and determine its position as the overlord of the fighting dog species.

However, from another side, it also shows that the Tibetan mastiff is fierce and aggressive, and it is far from being the opponent of the tiger in terms of fighting alone.

The world of animals is a very mysterious world, and they are born with the understanding of the principle that the weak eat the strong, the strength is supreme, and the strong are respected.

In the same way, they will have an unprecedented fear of their natural enemy nemesis.

It's like a pack of wolves, even if they are brave and fierce, they will never provoke the lions, and they will not take the initiative to attack the lions. This is their nature, a subconscious fear of the nemesis of natural enemies, which can also be said to be a inherited fear.

In the same way, even if the Tibetan mastiff is good at fighting and ferocious, it will not take the initiative to provoke the tiger, because there is a subconscious tradition that tells them that taking the initiative to attack and provoke natural enemies is tantamount to suicide.

The fighting ability and ferocity of the tiger are among the best in the entire animal world.

There was an experiment in which a Tibetan mastiff of the same size and a tiger's brother Wild Leopard were put together and bit each other. At first, the scuffle was difficult to solve, and after only five minutes, the Tibetan mastiff was covered in blood and pen names on the spot, and the wild leopard was the final winner even though it was damaged.

The wild leopard is still like this, let alone the tiger that is slightly better than the wild leopard?

If the Tibetan mastiff is a domestic beast, then giant carnivores such as tigers, lions and leopards are undoubtedly natural beasts.

No matter how good the domesticated ones are, how can they compete with the beasts that survive tenaciously in the harsh environment?

Guo Ye secretly pondered that if the tiger's feces and urine were smeared on the dog's body, so that the Tibetan mastiff could smell the breath of the natural enemy's nemesis beast from a distance, perhaps, it could really play a deterrent role.

In an instant, an idiom suddenly popped up in Guo Ye's mind, fox fake tiger!

Even if it's a fox and a fake tiger, but what if it can get the effect? Originally, he was a person who played cards out of common sense.

Immediately, Guo Ye carefully put away the two porcelain vases, put them beside him, nodded silently, and said, "It's really such a reason." This thing is indeed a good thing! ”

"Haha......"

Yuan Tiangang stroked his silver beard and laughed. However, Li Chunfeng, who was beside Guo Ye, glanced at Guo Ye blankly, and muttered: "I really don't know the hearts of good people, who scolded people just now?" ”

Li Chunfeng was indignant, Guo Ye felt a loss in his heart, so he had to lick his dog face and smile cheaply: "Don't be angry, nephew, don't be guilty, don't you sin?" ”

After smiling cheaply, Guo Ye asked again: "But I'm curious, how can my nephew collect this kind of garbage, oh no, this weird thing?" ”

Li Chunfeng didn't answer, but Yuan Tiangang had already replied: "Senior brother doesn't know, these strange things may not be worth anything in the eyes of the world, so I scoffed at them. But for us Taoists, it's all good things for alchemy! ”

When Guo Ye heard this, his brows twitched, and he said in surprise: "Ang? What does Senior Brother Yuan mean is that you know how to do alchemy? ”

Yuan Tiangang nodded with a smile, shook the dust in his hand, and pretended to be humble: "Carving insect skills, a little understanding!" ”

Li Chunfeng glanced at Guo Ye with contempt again, and snorted: "As a Taoist, cultivation is the golden pill in the body, the way of immortality. How could my master not understand such an external trick as alchemy? The pill is also divided into pills and powders, which are used to relieve the world, or diseases, or to drive away evil spirits, or to suppress demons......"

Li Chunfeng despised and despised, or Guo Yepu popularized the Taoist alchemy.

Belch......

After Guo Ye listened to the words of the master and apprentice, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he asked urgently: "Then Senior Brother Yuan can refine stimulants?" ”

"Doping ???"

A big pimple furrowed on Yuan Tiangang's flabby brows, and he asked with great difficulty, "What is this stimulant?" Is it also the pill refined by my Taoist? Could it be that this is also the elder brother's dream realm, and the ancestor himself passed it on? ”

Guo Ye secretly took two sips, damn, how can there be such a thing as stimulants at this time.

Immediately, he immediately changed his words and explained: "Well, this stimulant is the kind that once taken, it will greatly stimulate the nerves in a short period of time, keep the nerves in a highly excited state, and enhance the explosive power......"

Now, it was Guo Ye's turn to popularize illegal drug stimulants to the master and apprentice, and the master and apprentice were stunned again, their mouths were so wide that they could swallow a goose egg alive. , the home of reading! Unique URL: