CHAPTER XVI
"How's that, awesome?"
"That's amazing. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Li Wuyan said while rubbing himself with a bruiser: "Being able to give up my strengths to fight with me fairly, and being able to cry so happily after the game, I found out for the first time that Yu Shengping is really a more powerful person than I imagined." ”
Yueyue, who was sitting on the side, was puzzled and asked, "Where is it fair?" No matter how you look at it, you're on the weak side. ”
Li Wuyan shook his head with a smile and said, "Yes, everyone thinks like this, and I thought the same way at the beginning. But halfway through the fight, I felt that something was wrong, the speed and strength of this guy's legs were there, and it looked quite scary, but the accuracy was getting worse and worse, and I guess I couldn't control my strength. So in fact, the more I went to the back, the easier it was to fight, but he could only take me down with the first breath. ”
The more Yueyue listened, the more confused she became, and continued to ask: "Then how is this fair, why don't I understand?" ”
Li Wuyan explained: "Because of the immaturity of his skills, his physical exertion has also intensified, and his physical strength advantage compared to me is gone; It is precisely because of the immaturity of his skills that his speed and power in making moves and the advantage of dodging are gone. You see, didn't it take away my weight disadvantage in one fell swoop? ”
"But you're going to be attacked, it's going to hurt, he won't."
"But that's how I can win, and if I use all my punches, his skill and physical superiority will wear me down."
Yueyue was still dissatisfied and said: "If he really has such a competitive spirit, will it not be long before he directly asks Fan Zhutou to unload your burden?" ”
"Although he has strong self-esteem, he also respects his master." Li Wuyan pinched the muscles on his thighs and said, "That's why he will accept that he has an innate advantage before he starts fighting, and then abandon all the advantages when he fights." You say yes, Master Fan? ”
Fan Zhutou glanced at Li Wuyan in surprise and said, "You kid haven't gotten along with him, why do you seem to know him so well?" ”
Li Wuyan stood up and moved his muscles, and said disapprerovingly: "Because I can't speculate on a stranger with malice, I think about the bright side, and the final result is like that." I guessed right, right? ”
Fan Zhutou looked out of the door and said with a distracted look: "Congratulations, you guessed right, he has always been an upright child." ”
"Integrity?" Li Wuyan suddenly laughed when he heard this, and said: "Actually, it's not so upright, if he hadn't provoked me before the game, I wouldn't have taken the lead at the beginning and chose to take the initiative to attack." ”
"Provocation? What did he provoke you? Yueyue asked curiously.
"Hmm......" Li Wuyan sat on the chair and shook it for a while, then looked at Yueyue with a serious face and said, "He said that I am very compatible with you." At that time, I was not convinced, how could I be a dignified seven-foot man, how could I match you, a little blind man? Isn't this obviously laughing at me! So I ......."
Before Li Wuyan finished speaking, Yueyue smashed over with a punch. He immediately changed his tone and shouted, "Oh, what are you doing, I'm injured now." Oh, don't move your feet, you're injured. Pain Pain Pain Pain Pain ...... How can you use a pinch, it's a foul. ”
Fan Zhutou looked at the two people who were playing there, and couldn't help but shake his head, and ran to cook alone.
"By the way, if Yu Shengping is an upright person, why did he come to trouble you first?" At the dinner table, Yueyue suddenly thought of this question and asked curiously.
"This ...... I don't know. Li Wuyan made an innocent look and shrugged his shoulders.
"Oh, this thing." Fan Zhutou said calmly while picking up vegetables: "Because his childhood sweetheart fell in love with Li Wuyan, he couldn't get angry, so he came to trouble him." ”
Li Wuyan was stunned for a moment and asked, "Childhood sweetheart?" Who is it? ”
"Tofu Li's little lady."
Li Wuyan suddenly realized: "Oh, it's the little sister who often sells tofu on West Street." ”
"Is her tofu delicious?" Yueyue asked with a smile.
"It's okay, it's sweet...... No, no, what kind of questions are you asking, how messy. ”
"It's okay, don't worry." After Yueyue said this with a smile, she immediately changed back to an indifferent expression and continued to bow her head to eat. Li Wuyan felt a little weird, but he didn't bother to think about it, so he lowered his head and continued to eat.
When Li Wuyan was about to stretch out his chopsticks to grab the meat, a pair of chopsticks suddenly stretched out next to him and took away the piece of meat in front of his chopsticks. Li Wuyan glanced at Yueyue, who was still eating calmly, so he didn't care, and turned his chopsticks to the green vegetables next to him. But at this time, a pair of chopsticks quickly stretched out next to him and took away the large ball of green vegetables in front of him. Li Wuyan frowned and turned his chopsticks to the small dried fish next to him, but stopped immediately when he reached the bowl. The chopsticks next to him didn't expect him to come this way, so he quickly stopped by the bowl, and then stretched out to other dishes as if he was fine. Li Wuyan turned the chopsticks to the meat, and the chopsticks next to him also turned around, Li Wuyan turned back to the dried fish, and the chopsticks next to him turned again. Li Wuyan's chopsticks rotated back and forth between the dried fish and the meat, and the chopsticks next to him also followed Li Wuyan's back and forth. Suddenly, Li Wuyan made a false move, quickly stretched out the chopsticks to the side and picked up the tofu, and then turned his head and looked at the owner of the chopsticks next to him triumphantly.
"Is this tofu sweet?" Yueyue asked sourly.
"Poof......" Before Li Wuyan could speak, Fan Zhutou squirted out a mouthful of rice. He quickly wiped his mouth, then pretended to be calm and said, "It's okay, it's okay, you continue, just as if I don't exist." ”
Li Wuyan gave him a blank look and continued to eat with his head down. Yueyue felt a little embarrassed, put the dishes and chopsticks aside and said a word, and hurriedly walked back to the guest room on crutches when she was full.
Only Fan Zhutou and Li Wuyan were left at the table, and they both ate silently without saying a word. It wasn't until Fan Zhutou had eaten enough first that he patted his belly and asked, "Did you learn anything this afternoon?" ”
Li Wuyan said calmly while eating: "I learned that fighting with lead is really tiring. ”
Fan Zhutou kicked him and said, "Be serious." ”
"It's gone." Li Wuyan put down the dishes and chopsticks, hiccuped, and said casually: "I have long forgotten the battle in the afternoon, only the lead block is very heavy in my memory, and it hurts to be beaten, and I have long forgotten the details of other ghosts." So if you ask me what I've learned, all I can tell you is that it's very tiring to learn to fight with leads, so I have to get my body used to these leads, otherwise I may not have such good luck next time. ”
"Hmm...... It's okay, that's it, come and help me clean up the dishes and chopsticks. ”
"Ahh Li Wuyan suddenly covered his stomach and said, "It seems that I suffered internal injuries in the afternoon, and I have only had a seizure now." No, I'm going to check it out. ”
Fan Zhutou ignored him, but cleaned up the table and said calmly: "Since you want to get used to the lead block so much, then add a few more pieces, it will be faster to get used to it." ”
Li Wuyan hurriedly picked up the cloth next to him and wiped the table, and said with a sneer: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, maybe it was an illusion just now." Oh, Fan Zhutou, I'll do it, just rest for you. ”
Fan Zhutou sat aside and looked at Li Wuyan, who was wiping the table attentively, and suddenly said, "Let me tell you first, I don't have any extra sheets." ”
Li Wuyan was stunned, then frowned and thought for a while, and said, "Then give me a hemp rope." ”
Fan Zhutou was stunned for a moment when he heard this answer, and then nodded in agreement.
After Li Wuyan finished adding fodder to the donkey's trough, he walked to the guest room with a hemp rope, opened the door, and saw Yueyue lying on the table in a daze with an oil lamp. Yueyue turned her head when she heard the sound of the door opening, then looked at the hemp rope in Li Wuyan's hand and asked curiously, "What are you doing with the hemp rope?" Is it something to tie? ”
"If you don't take hemp rope, what should you do when you sleep at night?"
"Sleep? Oh. Yueyue was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized. She thought for a moment, frowned and said, "It's okay, I don't mind sleeping with you if you're tied up." ”
Li Wuyan put the hemp rope on the table and said, "Who said that you tied me?" I'm afraid you'll do something wrong to me at night. Let's be fair, wrap the scissors hammer, who loses and ties whom? ”
Yueyue heard this and said angrily: "You're still not a man, why is this so." ”
"Nope! It's about chastity, and you can't be sloppy. You don't want to do it, don't you want me to go to Fan Zhutou again to get a skipping rope and tie it together. ”
"You...... Never mind. Yueyue glanced at him, then hid her hand behind her back and said, "Once the winner is decided, you are not allowed to dump it." ”
"It's a good time to decide the winner. Come"
"Wrap the scissors hammer." "Wrap the scissors hammer."
Li Wuyan threw a punch and then lost. Yueyue laughed happily three times, then picked up the hemp rope and looked at Li Wuyan with ill will and said, "Hmph, it's not in my hands in the end, it's better to start with it." Say, how do you tie it, and I will fulfill you. ”
Li Wuyan stretched out his hands forward, glanced at her and said, "Don't be too tight, the rest is up to you." ”
Yueyue said excitedly: "Then let me tie you a concentric knot!" ”
"Whatever you want, just don't tie it up. No, I'm very worried now, what should I do if I tie it up, I'll call Fan Zhutou to tie it up. ”
"No, how embarrassing it would be to go to Fan Zhutou to tie it up. I'll just come on my own, watch mine. Eh, why can't you wear this, you twist your hand a little...... Oops, twist it a little more...... I can't twist it, so I'll tie it in another place...... Aha, I'm sorry to strangle your neck, I'll help you untie it......"
After some tossing, it was finally tied, Yueyue was very satisfied with the results of her labor, and Li Wuyan also tried it, but it was okay, not tight. After that, the two of them prepared to turn off the lights and rest, and Li Wuyan thought that there would be some moths in bed. He had forgotten that so much had happened today, and that the two of them were already quite tired, and had just laid down in bed and fell into a deep sleep.
In the middle of the night, Li Wuyan was woken up by urine, and in a hazy sleepy eye, he wanted to ask Yueyue to help untie the rope, but he didn't expect to tear it off casually and fall down. Li Wuyan looked at Yueyue, who was sleeping soundly on the inside of the bed, and couldn't help but smile bitterly. He crept out of bed, stepped out of the room, and gently closed the door.
When he was done, he shook himself and prepared to go back to his room. But after thinking for a moment on the way, he turned around and walked back to the ashram, untying a few pieces of linen tied to a stake and draping them over his body. He tiptoed back into the room, closed the door, and glanced at Yueyue, who was still asleep. Then he put on a sackcloth and lay down on the table and fell asleep again.