readx;?readx; Chapter 415 The Camel Lady and the Guiguzi

"Yes, it's coming!" Qin Lei said in a deep voice: "Those who have an urgent need for this will flock to it, and the three plans of Jingshan City, the Grand Canal, and the Aqueduct that the Lone King is holding in his hands are themselves three cornucopias," rubbing his chin and laughing: "If you don't make a lot of money, you can only be regarded as the Lone King's brain is in water." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Although Qin Qi couldn't figure out how the prince turned these three major projects into a cornucopia, he still heard that the prince had already grasped the wisdom pearl, and a big stone in his heart had fallen to the ground, and said with a smile: "Weichen will organize people to dredge the Jingshui River and strive for early navigation." ”

While he was talking, a big boat slowly drove over the river, and Qin Lei saw that the boat was strangely shaped, like a water spider, and couldn't help laughing: "What kind of strange thing is this?" Water spiders? ”

Qin Qi ordered someone to stop the boat, and replied loudly: "Back to the prince, this is the river dredging boat invented by Mr. Le, we have already tested it, and one boat can replace about two thousand laborers." ”

Qin Lei suddenly came to happiness, and said with a smile: "I really don't know how this guy Le Buyi was born, how he has a belly full of ghost ideas," and said with a smile: "His master's nickname is Guiguzi, he should be called a ghost idea, and when he hears it, he is a family." Seeing that Qin Qi's plan was obtained, Qin Lei was in a good mood, and his mouth began to talk nonsense.

Qin Qi also rarely said: "Although the ghost idea doesn't sound as Guiguzi's style, it's better than cute." ”

"Who's better than cute?" A white-clothed figure appeared on the bow of the strange ship, and his voice was clear and gentle, it was Le Buyi's half-immortal.

"The people in the mountains just don't talk about it," Qin Lei said with a smile: "Say Cao Cao Cao Cao will arrive." ”

A small boat was put down on the strange boat and Qin Lei, Qin Qi, and Shi Dang were picked up. Le Buyi stretched out his hand to pull Qin Lei onto the boat, looked up and down and said with a smile: "Lord, didn't let your mother-in-law scratch her face......"

Qin Lei was so surprised that he couldn't help blurting out: "How do you know ......" I saw Le Buyi smile treacherously: "I didn't know before, but now I know." ”

"You dare to lie to me!" Qin Lei blew his beard and glared: "I said that it is impossible for anyone around me to have a mouth so long and so broken." With a blank face, he said in a rough voice: "How can you guess that it has something to do with Mrs. Li?" ”

Le Buyi said slightly proudly: "The prince is a person with a strong sense of time, and he will come back when he says that he will come back on which day, and he will definitely not be late, but he will not be early." Now that you have come ten years early, it is clear that something has happened in Beijing, so you who are bold can't stay. ”

Qin Lei was unconvinced: "Maybe it's something else......"

Le Buyi threw out a top hat and giggled, "Who are you?" What time is it? The only old guy in the entire Midcapital City who can compete with you, and you are still speechless by you. As he spoke, he handed the gourd on his waist to Qin Lei, pinched his long beard and said with a smile: "To be honest, except for your mother-in-law, you are no longer afraid of anyone." ”

Qin Lei was held comfortably at first, but when he heard it, he felt that something was wrong, unscrewed the gourd and raised his neck to take a sip, and scolded with a smile: "I know that you are happy to hurt people for your own responsibility, if it weren't for this 'monkey drunk' is really the best, I have to pull out your two beards." ”

Le Buyi said with a smile: "Actually, I am very kind in the bottom, and I never fall into the well," said as if he was unintentional: "It's just an occasional splash of cold water." ”

Qin Lei sighed and said: "Mr. is kind, Qin Lei has already understood, if it weren't for getting carried away, how could Yu Qian die, how could Shiyun be seriously injured...... said and pursed his lips tightly: "Speaking of which, they all died for me and hurt for me." ”

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little dull, Le Buyi hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Don't mention the past again, the prince should take a look at this 'water spider' that was brewed under it." ”

Qin Qi on the side laughed softly: "Mr. and Wang Ye are really heroes, and the prince also said on the shore that this dredging boat is like a water spider." ”

Le Buyi said: "Sure enough, like gathers like." ”

Qin Lei sneered: "It's a shame to be in the company of an old virgin, at most, it smells like each other in a certain aspect." ”

Le Buyi was suddenly poked in the soft underbelly, and squeaked and shouted: "It's too much, is this the prince's corporal Lixian?" ”

Qin Lei also showed no weakness and said, "How else?" Do you want me to find you a daughter-in-law? Aren't you single? ”

"Who said I don't want to come, don't look at people with old eyes." Le Buyi said angrily: "The dead wood can still have spring again, not to mention my budding buds." ”

"More than forty years of sprouts?" Qin Lei said disdainfully: "In addition to pickling into pickles, I don't know how to preserve the sprouts for more than forty years." ”

"In fact, some plants have a long lifespan, so they germinate late."

"It's the Spring Festival Gala......"

Looking at the prince and Mr. Le, who were noisily walking towards the bow of the boat, Qin Qi and Shi Dang looked at each other and smiled bitterly. Qin Qi said: "Actually, Mr. Le is usually not like this, sometimes he doesn't even bother to say anything all day long. ”

Shi Dang said with a smile: "The prince is too, didn't they just say it, like gathers like things." Maybe it's only the two of them who can talk about it together. ”

Qin Qi nodded approvingly, and said with emotion: "Indeed, Mr. Le and Wang Ye's thinking is too ...... It's all too far-fetched, and we mortals only have to look up. ”

Shi Dang smiled and said, "Lord Qin, if you let the prince listen to this, I am afraid that I will immediately give you a raise." ”

Qin Lei smiled and said, "It's just a casual remark, why bother flattering in person." With that, he and Shi Dang followed.

The ship was quite large, flat and wide, and there was no cabin in the middle, but an oilcloth shed was erected with bamboo poles to keep out the rain. All of the space was used to install a fire extinguishing hose, and there were nine of them. It seems that this ship is used to carry these strange water dragons.

Qin Lei stood on the right side of the bow of the boat and said with a smile: "What is this for?" It looks like a water dragon. ”

Le Buyi smiled: "Isn't it just a water dragon," and ordered the two sturdy men to fish out a bamboo pipe that stretched out into the water and a leather pipe that was completely submerged in the water. The bamboo pipe was attached to the water hose, but the other end of the leather pipe was reaching into the side of the ship, and I don't know what it was for.

Seeing that the prince was confused, Le Buyi introduced with a smile: "That cowhide pipe is the water inlet pipe, which sucks the river water into the cabin, and there are nine leather pipes like this, which is enough to ensure that the river water is continuously sucked into the cabin, and then it ......."

"And then the ship sank." Qin Lei answered with a smile.

Le Buyi smiled stinkily: "Don't look at who I am?" His Royal Highness the King of Longwei County personally sealed the 'ghost idea', how can he do that kind of substandard thing? As he spoke, he instructed the boat boss in the bamboo shed: "Start that thing and show it to the prince if it can sink in the end." ”

The captain of the boat replied loudly: "Okay! Look, look at it. After speaking, he slipped into the cabin, and Qin Lei found that the waterline of this ship was very high, and it seemed that there was a hole in the cabin.

"Don't blame you for not reminding you," Le Buyi smiled and said: "Please hold on to the railing, don't ......" Before the words fell, there was a muffled sound from under the boat, and the huge hull shook, almost knocking Qin Lei to the ground, and the second half of Le Buyi's sentence arrived: "...... Don't fall. ”

Qin Lei glared at him angrily, held on to the railing tightly, and the boat started quickly, and more than a dozen sailors climbed up from the bilge, and the two of them stood in front of a water dragon, and worked together to adjust the direction of the bamboo pipe.

Qin Lei didn't expect this ship to be so fast, a thought flashed through him, and he lost his voice: "Pulp steamer!" Le Buyi smiled and said, "The prince will continue to watch." ”

During the journey, Qin Lei saw that the leather tube trembled, and then sent out a strong suction, like a long whale sucking water, sucking the river water into the belly of the boat, and then looking around, sure enough, there were eight evenly distributed suction pipes, all of which had begun to work.

The power of opening eight mouths at one foot is very great, and standing on the deck, you can clearly hear the rumbling sound of water entering the water. After a while, the deck was a foot shorter, and Shi Kang's face turned pale and said, "Mr. Le, can you ensure the safety of the prince?" ”

Le Buyi glanced at him and smiled: "Don't be afraid, there is this." As he spoke, he took out a strange thing like a cuirass from under the water dragon, handed it to Qin Lei, and said, "How about the prince take a look at my 'water float'?" "This cuirass has two large pieces on the front and back, and the outside is tied with coarse cloth, and it looks very familiar...... At least that's what Qin Lei felt.

Qin Lei took the strange cuirass and found that it was unexpectedly light, and when he touched the material, he realized that it was made of an extremely light paulownia wood. Others may have to think for a while, but his eyes lit up and said, "If you wear this thing, even if you put on a landlubber, you won't drown." So saying, he put the thing over his garment, and fastened the cord on it so that it would not fall off.

Le Buyi and Qin Qi also wore them, and the sailors on the deck were already wearing such things. Only Shi Dang disappetically refused one of the sailors' offers, and said in a deep voice: "Don't worry, this small ditch can't drown me." ”

Qin Lei scolded with a smile: "Stupid, what kind of hero is it, look at how many whirlpools there are around this ship, and if you fall, you will be put inside." The prince spoke, and Shi Dang put on the strange clothes unwillingly, and muttered in a low voice: "Wearing this thing, the chest is bulging, like a girl, and the back is bulging, like a camel." ”

Qin Lei burst into laughter when he heard this: "That's a 'camel lady'," said and smiled at Le Buyi: "This thing is called a 'camel lady', the water float is too tasteless, don't call it anymore." ”

Le Buyi smiled bitterly and was just about to answer, when he saw the bamboo pipe shaking violently, and the two strong sailors could only suppress it with the strength of milk.

Listening to the muffled sound of 'bang', the only bamboo pipe on the surface of the water spurted out a strong stream of water, and the water column thick as an adult's arm was straight and long, and it was a full two feet before bending down slightly. After the bend, the castration continued unabated, and it squirted out more than a foot, spraying a black-clothed guard who followed the shore.

Before the unfortunate old man could react, he was pushed off the horse's back by a strong momentum, and if he hadn't hit his comrade's horse and was caught, he was afraid that he would have fallen and could not take care of himself......

Seeing that they were in trouble, the two sailors hurriedly struggled to press the bamboo pipe into the water, and the huge column of water disappeared, only a large chrysanthemum-like wave of water surged.

Looking around, sure enough, there were eight chrysanthemums, Qin Lei grabbed Le Buyi's shoulders with heavy breathing, dragged him to a corner where no one was, and said in a deep voice: "Did you cross over?" ”

Le Buyi was confused and said: "I wear clothes and shoes under it, and I never cross, but the surname Le is true." ”

Qin Lei's eyes widened suspiciously, staring at Le Buyi's thin face, and said in a low voice, "Look at my eyes." ”

Le Buyi was confused by him, and said with a smile: "In addition to eye feces and red bloodshots, the prince has not been resting well recently, and his heart is too hot, so it is better to find a few girls to solve it." ”

"Tell you about business, don't interrupt." Qin Lei lowered his head weakly, raised his spirit again, and said in an almost pleading voice: "It doesn't matter, maybe everyone in this world cares about you crossing over." But I don't care, you'd better be honest, buddy, I'm so lonely. As he spoke, he also held Le Buyi's hands tightly.

Le Buyi felt creepy, he suddenly remembered the special hobby of the prince, that is, the second brother of this lord, and said in horror: "This can't be a family tradition." He glanced at Qin Lei vigilantly, and wanted to withdraw his hand without a trace, but found that he was being held to death by Qin Lei, and couldn't help but pray: "Please let go." ”

"Don't let it go," Qin Lei didn't think about it, so he rejected his request and said resolutely: "Unless you tell your true identity." ”

Le Buyi twitched vigorously again, and found that he still didn't move, so he couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I regret that I shouldn't teach the prince to practice qi." ”

"Just say it," Qin Lei said with heavy breathing: "I swear to the heavens that I will never tell the third person, it will be our common secret, okay?" ”

Le Buyi was finally about to collapse, smiled bitterly, and said with a depressed face: "Okay, I said, but please let me go first, okay?" It's a gruesome feeling...... Old virgins don't necessarily love chrysanthemums as much as Mr. Goyanagi. ”

Only then did Qin Lei realize that he was about to pull Le Buyi's hands out of the water. Hurriedly let go and said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not interested in your chrysanthemum, I just want to know who you are?" ”

Le Buyi was relieved, sighed, and said secretly: "I haven't been a master for many years, and I don't know if I can still find the feeling of pulling the wind." Thinking of this, he raised his head slightly to the left, and looked at the wild goose in the sky, when a gust of river wind blew, blowing his wide placket like a fairy...... If there is no 'camel lady' who is convex and backward, the effect may be much better.

'Almost. Feeling that he had already dressed up as a high-looking Le Buyi, he stood still for a while before he slowly turned his head to look at Qin Lei, his eyes contained a mysterious brilliance, and he smiled faintly: "I've been hiding it for so long, and I've still been seen by the prince, okay, let my true identity be in the daylight today." In fact...... I'm ......"

Qin Lei held his breath, his fists clenched tightly, and even a drop of sweat the size of a bean appeared on his forehead. The people around him also stopped their movements and looked at Mr. Le intently, wanting to hear who he was sacred. For a while, except for the sound of rushing water, there was no movement.

Very satisfied with the effect he caused, the corners of Le Buyi's mouth pulled out a charming smile, and said word by word: "I am...... Ghost...... Valley...... Zi ......" said with an elder-like smile: "Don't be too surprised, because I am so low-key, so young, and so handsome......"

To the disappointment of Guiguzi, many sailors vomited.

"Fortunately, the prince didn't vomit," Le Buyi said happily in his heart, but when he saw Qin Lei's face full of disappointment, he couldn't help but be annoyed: "Hey, brother, Guiguzi is not a white-haired old man, are you very disappointed?" ”

Qin Lei nodded, and Xiao Suo smiled: "Well, as long as you don't come from time travel, I'm very disappointed." ”

Le Buyi suddenly felt bored, and said in his heart: 'Doesn't Lao Tzu stick a hot face to other people's cold butts? ’

But seeing Qin Lei's ecstatic expression in the blink of an eye, he laughed and said with tears: "You have been hiding it from me, look, it doesn't feel good to be played by, right?" ”

Le Buyi suddenly said: "It turns out that you are playing me." He would never have known that a moment ago, Qin Lei was really disappointed...... It seems that there will not be a single traveler who will come with him in this life.

"Don't talk about this yet, since you didn't cross over, what's going on with this high-pressure water gun?" Qin Lei was angry and ruined, and he didn't give face to the world's masters at all.