Mouth. Mouth. Mouth. Mouth. Mouth. One state

On May 20, the 42nd year of Jiajing, the emperor's team returning to his hometown and province finally set off to return to Beijing. More than 600,000 people sent each other off, wanting to see their arrogant Ming Jiajing Emperor Zhu Houxuan again, and then listen to him say a few words.

When the golden and brilliant imperial chariot, under the thousands of gold-armored and red-robed Han generals, slowly drove from a distance, people cheered all day long, kneeling on both sides of the official road, separated by a double layer of guards, to pay the most humble respect to the emperor above.

But what was disappointing was that the emperor did not show up, and the imperial chariot did not even pause, and went straight north. Watching the mighty procession pass in front of me. Father An6's heart is really a little uncomfortable,"

Emperor Jiajing on the imperial chariot seemed to feel the sentimentality of his father and fellow villagers, and actually blinked his eyelids.

Chen Hong, who was on the side, happened to see this scene. Frightened enough to almost scream, he stared at the emperor. There was a murderous surge in his heart in an instant, but fortunately, the emperor did not make the next move and continued to be drowsy.

Chen Hong stared at him for a long time, confirming that the emperor had not woken up, and then he breathed a sigh of relief. A cold wind blew, and he couldn't help but shiver. Now my back is soaked."

“”。 Chen Hong couldn't help but curse in a low voice, he really lived like a year in the past few days, although he had imagined countless times, if the emperor died like this, what to do; If the emperor wakes up again, what should he do? But to his great frustration. My own nerves, at all, do not have that tenacity to bear any kind of consequences.

The team of more than 20,000 people marched like an army on the march, and naturally it was not much faster, and when it was dark, they had only gone out for twenty miles, and they could only go down to the camp to cook.

As is customary. King Jing and the ministers came to the palace to greet the emperor, of course, when Jiajing was sober. He wouldn't see them, so Chen Hong came out calmly and blasted these people back on the grounds that "Your Majesty is meditating."

When everyone left, Xiong Xian came over and said, "I saw the signal of Xiao Ge Lao today, what he means is that everything is going according to the original plan."

"Oh". Chen Hong looked at the last red glow in the sky and muttered, "I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on to that day."

Xiong Xian knew what Chen Hong meant, and he also understood that with Jiajing's current situation, he might drive the crane west at any time, so he couldn't help muttering, "What should I do if it stinks on this hot day?" He patted his head and said, "You can buy some fish and put them in the car."

"Nonsense." Chen Hong looked at him helplessly and said, "Then there is no silver three hundred taels here?" ”

"So, what do you say? Xiong Xian flicked his sleeves. Pouted, he said, "I said stay in Ann 6." You just want to start,"

"Alas," Chen Hong rubbed the swollen sun**, closed his eyes and said, "Let those two imperial doctors show the emperor again, and then instructed Eunuch Yuan: "Get the two of them over later, Eunuch Yuan whispered."

When it was time to take the card, Eunuch Yuan asked people to bring Imperial Doctor Jin and Imperial Doctor Cui over."

"Oops. What does it smell like, as soon as he saw them, Eunuch Yuan couldn't help pinching his nose and said, "How many days have you two not taken a bath?"

The two were immediately very embarrassed, and Cui Yan hurriedly said, "I'm one day, he is four days" means that the rancid taste is mainly from Imperial Doctor Jin.

"Take them down and scrub them." Eunuch Yuan waved his hand and said to his follower, "Really, say hello to the mixed hall division, and when you send bath water in the future, you will also prepare a bucket for the two of them, and you don't need hot water in this summer." So what to be stingy

The eunuch on duty took the two imperial doctors out, and casually found a bucket of water for them to wash clean. Cui Yan seemed a little shy, and refused to be honest with Imperial Doctor Jin, and carried the bucket into the tent before coming out after washing. The eunuch found them clean clothes to change into. That's when they were brought back again.

"Godfather, the imperial doctor is here, and Eunuch Yuan whispered outside the public opinion.

"Come in, come in, Chen Hong's tired voice came from inside.

The two imperial doctors, Jin and Cui, went inside. Hurriedly asked Chen Hong for peace, Chen Hong motioned for them to get up, and said softly, "Show it to the emperor." Tell me plainly what the situation is now

It was the two of them who complied. So under Chen Hong's gaze, he began to check for the emperor again, and after the two exchanged glances, Cui Yan said, "Father-in-law Chen, the emperor is compared to yesterday." The dragon's body is weak again, have you eaten today?.

"Feed a small bowl of ginseng bird's nest." Chen Hongdao.

"You can't feed these things anymore." Cui Yan said, "These are all extreme yang things, the emperor is already burning, isn't it adding fuel to the fire?"

"Hey, can anything else hold up?. Chen Hong frowned.

"So anyway. I have to get the emperor's fever off first, Cui Yan said softly, "I'll make a prescription." Please prepare some medicinal herbs

"Is it a cure?" Chen Hong fell into a contradiction again, and after struggling for a long time, he slowly said, "Let's open the prescription first."

So the two discussed it and jointly prescribed a prescription, and Chen Hong signaled that they could go down. Cui Yan plucked up the courage and said, "Gonggong Chen, I think that the emperor's current situation should have an imperial doctor waiting all day to deal with the unexpected."

Imperial Physician Jin also nodded, and said in a trembling voice, "This is what it means to be below, to be below."

"I'll think about it". Chen Hong nodded and said, "You guys go down first." ”

Perhaps it was because he saw that the emperor's condition was indeed too bad, and after an hour, a eunuch came to tell the two. Chen Hong had already agreed to their request, and asked them to take turns to be on duty by the emperor's side. Cui Yan discussed with Imperial Physician Jin, and he was responsible for the first shift.

When he returned to the emperor's opinion, Chen Hong pointed to the medicinal materials on the big case and said, "Everything you want is here." Then he looked at Cui Yan and said, "There is no one else here now, you tell me the truth, whether the emperor's illness can be cured, and to what extent." As he spoke, he grabbed him by the collar and said, "Dare to tell half a lie." One hundred orders and eight kinds of torture tools in the East Factory, I guarantee that you will taste one. All over! ”

"Yes," Cui Yan said with a pale face, "The emperor himself is deficient in qi and blood, and he has malaria, and his qi and blood are more and more lost, and I think his tongue is purple today." There are ecchymosis, and the veins are more astringent, and I am afraid that it will be "mother abuse." No matter how inevitable it is. ”

"What "mother-abuse" illustrates the point. Chen Hong said impatiently.

"Simply put, it's more malaria." Cui Yandao said, "Ordinary people in the prime of life are not easy to treat, not to mention that the emperor's dragon body is more than ordinary people" said to Chen Hongzuo, "Gonggong Chen, in Xia and Imperial Doctor Jin are not good at this department, it is better to invite Imperial Doctor Ma Zhong Ma and Imperial Doctor Liu Jing Liu to come, they are masters in this area"

Chen Hongxin said that people are selfish after all, and they have to find the top post, but he will not agree, shook his head and said, "This matter can't be known to too many people, the emperor's illness will be entrusted to the two of you."

"This" Cui Yan saw that the last glimmer of hope was shattered, so he had to resign himself to his fate, "Then let's do our best." ”

"Hmm." Chen Hong nodded and watched him busy for a while. You asked again, "You say, can the emperor wake up?" ”

Cui Yan was pounding medicine with his back to Chen Hong, and when he heard the words, he stopped his movements, and thought for a long time before he said softly, "It's difficult, at least," for a period of time, and he couldn't wake up. ”

"I see." Chen Hong nodded. He closed his eyes and said, "You're busy." ”

Cui Yan prepared medicine for the emperor and wiped the dragon's body with spirits. After a busy night, the next morning the team entered again. He stopped.

Then he saw noon on the imperial chariot, and finally stayed up to change shifts with Imperial Doctor Jin, and went back to sleep on the carriage that Chen Hong had allocated to them, and waited for him to be woken up. Another night is coming.

After eating something indiscriminately, Cui Yan sat by the fire and was stunned, he didn't know what things would turn out of, "Although Chen Hong's finally loosened up and allowed them to treat the emperor, they specialized in art, and they were both northerners, and their understanding of this common disease in the south only stayed in books. There is no clinical experience. What's more, the emperor's situation is still unusable, so he is really not sure at all.

While sighing, he remembered the sound of small footsteps behind him, and as soon as he heard it, a eunuch came, and when Cui Yan turned around, he saw a low-level eunuch coming to him with his head down. In a soft voice, he said, "The slave waits for the imperial doctor to bathe." ”

"Oh," Cui Yan seemed to remember. Yesterday, Eunuch Yuan seemed to have ordered, so he asked, "Father-in-law, are you a mixed hall?" ”

"Exactly." The little eunuch pointed to another eunuch standing outside his tent and said, "Water, soap, perfume, towels, and a change of clothes have been prepared." Is it considered to be washed in a tent, or in the open air? ”

I thought that yesterday was just a bucket of water. Cui Yan couldn't help but sigh, sure enough, he has a specialization in the art industry. Then he said, "The official went to the tent and washed." ”

"Yes." The eunuch stepped aside, and Cui Yan walked to the tent, but now the eunuch was also following behind. He turned back and asked, "What are you doing with you?" ”

"Of course, it's for you." The eunuch still bowed his head and said.

"No, no, no." Cui Yan hurriedly shook his head and said, "I'm used to coming by myself." "After taking a shower yesterday, there was still nowhere to throw the strip of cloth, so he had to tie it on his body again, so he still couldn't see the light.

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"Then I'll get you clothes." The eunuch persevered.

Seeing that he was about to follow up the tent, Cui Yan hurriedly stopped him and said, "Stop, I'm shy, I can't even look at my wife." The eunuch had no choice but to stop.

"Stand here and don't move." Cui Yan instructed again. Seeing that he was standing there honestly, he walked into the tent with confidence, lowered the curtain, and saw that there was no one else inside, and then began to undress. ””

When Cui Yan stripped naked, he revealed the strip of cloth. He reached for it to untie it, but it was because he was busy yesterday. It was tied to a dead button, and it couldn't be untied for a while.

"Want to help?" That's when someone asked.

"Thank you" Cui Yan replied casually, and then immediately woke up, and saw that the dead eunuch had actually entered the tent, he panicked all of a sudden, his face turned green, he covered his chest tightly, and was about to scream, "Get out."

"Shhhh whispered, "I'm silent." ”

"You, you, you" Cui Yan stopped talking stiffly. Wide-eyed and stared at this bare-mouthed triangular eyed, rosacea boy, how could he be as handsome as Zhuangyuanlang, but that voice. And indeed it is silent.

"I'm transfigured." Shen Mo pointed to his chest and said, "Don't stop me, I can see that the strip of cloth hasn't been handed over to the emperor yet." ”

As soon as he heard this, Cui Yan believed it. Quickly explained, "There is really no way to do this, there are special circumstances"

"Shhhh Whispered, "Take a bath." "Speaking of Qizao Lonely Water, slowly poured back to Cui Yan's body, and cherished his own way!" How about it, Fa, I practiced it for two days. ”

"I haven't taken off my pants yet, Cui Yan said depressedly.

Shen Mo said embarrassedly, "I didn't see it,"

"Come on, let's wash it like this." Cui Yan was really shy, and he didn't want to be bare in front of Shen Mo, so he motioned for him to continue pouring water, and then told him softly about the situation in the past two days.

After listening to Cui Yan's words, Shen Mo relieved him and said, "According to the situation you described, Chen Hong should also be contradictory. But at least for now, he doesn't dare to harm His Majesty. ”

Cui Yan nodded, relieved, "It's good that you're here, but you have an idea for me." You don't know it's scared me to death these days. ”

"It's only been two days." Silent laughter.

"I'm living like a year." Cui Yan rubbed his upper body with a towel, rubbed it, and suddenly stopped moving. He said with a sad face, "But the emperor's illness is difficult to handle," and said bitterly, "Lao Jin and I are not good at this subject, if this is an ordinary person, we dare to use medicine boldly" But the emperor's body bones, a little stronger medicine and wine can't be used, it's really helpless. ”

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"Don't worry, I'll have a way when I come." Silently put down the water scoop and pulled the towel to wipe his hands.

"Why, you also know how to heal?" Cui Yan said with his mouth wide open.

"My half-ass, it's not enough for you to be an apprentice," Shen Mo took out a thin oiled paper bag from his arms. "I have a cheat book here." You might as well take a look. ”

As soon as he heard that it was a "cheat", Cui Yan's interest was greatly reduced, and he shook his head and said, "This kind of thing from an unknown source." Can it be used by the emperor? ”

"This thing is coming from the right place." smiled silently: "Its author is called Li Shizhen." ”

"Master Li?" Cui Yandeng's eyes lit up and said, "Is this really Master Li's manuscript?" ”

"Of course." He smiled silently, "He has a lot of connections with me, and once said to me that there are different good and bad doctors in the world today, and there are few good doctors for doctors." There are many quacks who kill people, so in order to prevent me from dying in vain, they wrote down the diagnosis and treatment of some common diseases for me. As he spoke, he shook the booklet and said, "I heard Ma Quan say that the emperor had malaria, so I went back to look through the book, and saw that the good guy had a malaria divided into seven or eight kinds of malaria, such as positive abuse, warm abuse, cold malaria, heat miasma, cold malaria, and labor abuse, and I saw that my head was two big, so I tore off this part." Do you see if it works. ”

"Of course it works, give it to me!" Cui Yan snatched it up, didn't care about the water on his body, so he read it carefully with the oil lamp.

Shen Mo fell into a trance, shook his head and smiled, put away the bucket and bathware, and said to Cui Yan, "I'll come back tomorrow" I don't know if he heard it.

Out of Cui Yan's tent, he silently handed over all the things in his hand to the eunuch who was waiting outside, and the two left the royal court side by side, encountering several patrols along the way, but seeing their clothes and the things in their hands, they did not come forward to interrogate.

It's far from the heart. But the two didn't dare to make a mistake, so they could only talk in a whisper. "My lord, I want to ask a question." The taller "eunuch." As soon as he opened his mouth, it turned out to be a three-foot voice This guy has a burnt skin, he is not born with a beard, and he hides his flesh very much, and he doesn't take off his death, you can't see that tendon meat, playing the role of a eunuch, is better than the innate conditions of silence.

"Don't call me sir." Silence pointed him right, "Call brother." ”

"Whatever it's called." Sanchi was a little anxious and said, "You said that this eunuch is urinating standing or squatting, I'm afraid of revealing the stuffing, so I haven't dared to pee until now, I'm about to burst out." ”

"Heh, you're really asking the right person." Silent and said seriously: "According to my careful observation, I asked my seniors. Now this eunuch, he can pee if he doesn't stand up. ”

"I guess so." Three feet ran to the side of the road, squatted in a shadow, and peed.

Silence followed. But he stood beside him, slowly unbuttoned his trouser belt, and stood and shushed.

Sanchi was depressed and almost plunged to the ground, and complained, "Brother adult, you trick me"

"No, I said it's okay not to pee standing up, but just stating this fact." Shen Mo tied his belt and whispered, "At the same time, I also admit that eunuchs can also pee standing upright." He laughed in a low voice, "However, out of a hundred eunuchs, ninety-nine will choose to pee standing up." ”

"And what about the rest of the one?" Sanchi said depressedly.

"Aren't you squatting here?" Shen Hehe laughed.

The laughter was not loud though. But because it has been scraped by eunuchs, it is sharp and penetrating. Let the patrol team in the distance hear it, and roar over and say, "Don't sleep yet, what the hell are laughing there!" ”

"Sleep here, sleep like this" Shen Mo hurriedly followed Sanchi and fled back to the station of the Mixed Hall Division.

In the next period of time, the two will spend time as eunuchs, and they can't show their words and deeds, and they must try their best to imitate "I don't know if there will be any sequelae."

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