Chapter 221 Lao Tzu told you to become a eunuch, and you have to become a eunuch
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Bakusky was bewildered by the strange look of the noble old man at the door, he looked at Gao Hu and shook his head, "What is this old bastard talking about?" ”
Gao Hu's mouth was small, his nose let out a snort first, and he snorted at Gao Laogui with disdain, "His old man wants to compete with you to see which of you two is a real man." ”
"Oh, ha...... Ouch......" As soon as Bakusky laughed, his mouth couldn't help but moan in pain, and he quickly covered his swollen lips with his hands.
"Oh God, my dear, are you alright?" Gao Hu put down the hand that had been covering the top of his head, and touched Bakusky's hairy face in distress.
"I didn't ...... It's okay, look how I educate this old bastard! Bakuski's saber shook in front of his eyes, looked at the back of the noble old man who had already walked out of the door, and muttered hatefully.
"Oh, dear, be careful!"
"Don't worry, my Mayan baby." Bakulsky wanted to kiss his Maya, but unfortunately his lips didn't allow it.
Gao Laogui was still hunched over his waist, trembling and stepping down the steps of the main hall. Then he turned around, still smiling and looking at Bakusky who came out, and pointed to the Russian soldiers who were making a lot of noise around, "Boy, do you still use them to help?" ”
The meaning of Gao Laogui was also understood by Bakusky's translation without the tail behind his buttocks. He stood on the steps, looked at his group of drunks, and pouted with disdain, but he didn't dare to push too hard, because it hurt. It's just that he didn't forget to stiffen his chest forward at the same time, and the saber in his right hand gently patted and patted his left hand, which had just been removed from his thick lips, and shook his brain.
"You bums, damned prisoners, all be quiet for a while. I'm going to use a knife to teach this old Chinese bastard who doesn't know how to lift up, and you give me a good look at what the Tsar's Majesty's eagle is. Bakusky swallowed the pain in his mouth, and then smiled condescendingly at the old nobleman who seemed to him to be almost shrunk into a ball. Can you still use a helper against your old thing? Hehe, that's too much to look at you sick things.
Gao Laogui is illiterate, but he can look at his face, and he doesn't have to guess what Bakusky is thinking in his heart now. However, he smiled again, and the crutch in his hand gestured on the ground, and he actually drew a circle, but it was not round, "Shouldn't I write a life and death paper, so as not to regret it?" However, you have to write this, and I still can't do this. ”
When Gohushi relayed this to Bakusky, the answer of Mr. Major Bakusky, who was extremely noble in her heart, made her stunned.
"Write? I don't know how to write, the heroes of the tsars only knew the sword, not literate. Bakusky shrugged his shoulders and tried to pout, "Writing is the work of priests." ”
Dizzy! Gao Hu's eyes rolled several times. She only knew that foreigners had a charming fox smell, and how did she know that ninety-nine and a half of these Tsarist soldiers were blind with open eyes, and the so-called noble language she learned was just like her mouth sticking to her sweetheart behind her back, but it was just something that could be popular with just one mouth.
Gao Laogui smiled happily, he really didn't expect that he could find a bosom friend here, "Haha, the old blind man met the little blind man, and the two of us happened to be a pair of shrimp (blind)." Okay, then I won't embarrass you, this old blind man, come, come, come, reach out. Probably a little excited, he coughed twice, leaned on his crutches in both hands, and poked his head forward, as if waiting for Bakutsky to make a move.
"People laugh at you for being blind." Gao Hu pouted, feeling a little awkward no matter what he thought in his heart. This dead thing is really real enough, if you don't know how to read, you don't know it, why do you want to say it. You don't care about it, and you don't want to think about how much that person loses his share.
"How could I be blind? It's just a bad mouth. Bakuskika Bakaba's eyes looked at his Maya with some incomprehension, and he felt very wronged.
"Phew!" Gao Hu spat fiercely, "People are scolding you for being a dead dog, the son of a hooligan (bastard), and a cub under a turtle (bastard), understand?" ”
"What, the filthy pigtails dare to scold the Tsar's heroes?" Bakusky was angry, and he was so angry that he got angry. He jumped down a full six steps in one fell swoop, and the saber slashed at the "damn old fellow" in front of him with the terrible sound of the wind.
"Oh, that's chic!" With Gao Hu's exclamation, all the Russian soldiers in the courtyard cheered and whistled constantly. Lord Major's knife is definitely wonderful enough, and it is even more ferocious and abnormal, where can that "old sick man" afford this knife.
To all his surprise, Bakulsky's knife was hollowed, and because of the force, he even stumbled under his feet, and the saber slashed through the green bricks on the ground, pulling up a string of sparks.
"!" Bakusky looked at the old man in front of him, who was still like a ball of curled up, and shook his head vigorously, hoping to stare out his eyes. This old thing, how did he dodge this knife? He really didn't see it clearly.
The exclamations, cheers, and whistles were gone, and all that remained was the fury that ran straight into Bakusky's head. He let out a long howl, and the saber once again enveloped the bleak wind, and the cold light swayed, like flying snowflakes, rushing towards Gao Laogui.
The old man was hunched up, step by step, and almost every time Bakulsky's saber seemed to be able to cut at him, but it always grazed the top of his low head. And every time he took a step back, he coughed again, as if every step he took was already difficult.
The whistles and screams erupted again. This time even Bacudsky himself understood that these whistles were not for cheering for himself, but for mocking himself. He was anxious, crazy, howling like a wolf, biting like a dog, and hating to swallow Gao Laogui alive in one bite.
Gao Laogui is still retiring. He knew in his heart that as long as he took five more steps back, behind him would be the big shadow wall in the courtyard. This house was built brick by brick by himself and his neighbors, and he knew where any place in the yard was even with his eyes closed. He had to annoy the foreign cub first, and then lure the foreign cub as far away as possible from his kind, only then would he have a chance to maim him.
Bakusky saw the shadow wall behind the old noble. Seeing that Gao Laogui had retreated to the near shadow wall, he finally felt relaxed. Hehe, run, run, you're going to run again? He even saw the begging and pity in the noble eyes. "Die!" He picked up his saber high, and with all his strength for the last time, he slashed hard from right to left, slashing at the noble neck.
At the moment of the last calcium carbide spark, Gao Laogui took a step back calmly with his right leg, and his low body followed to the right side, just under this side, the white braid suddenly wrapped around his neck, and the waist that had been bent for a month suddenly straightened up. His eyes were not begging and pity in Bakusky's fantasies, but a scorn with a smile.
Bacudsky's knife brushed off with Gao Laogui again, but this time he never had a chance to take it again. Gao Laogui gave him the knife, followed by his left leg and slightly forward, and the crutch in his right hand flipped and slammed it on Bakusky's wrist holding the saber.
"Ahh Bakulsky howled, and the saber fell to the ground. He was not allowed to have a second reaction at all, Gao Laogui's left foot spun on the spot, and then flew up with his right foot. The kick was both ferocious and well-handled, and the entire right foot was stuck between Bakutsky's legs. In an even more terrible wail, Bacudsky took two steps back, and then bent his knees, and the right hand, which had just been pumped and probably had been severed, together with the left hand that was shaking in mid-air, covered the place that only he and the noble man could know about with lightning.
"Boy, it's not over." Gao Laogui felt as if he had gone back to ten years ago, no, twenty years ago, when he could pull a plow by himself, and he could carry a whole tree that had been cut down in half a hug. His right foot just touched the ground, and then he went forward, and the stick in his hand like a sword flipped forward, and then swung horizontally, a move "jade belt waist" was not drawn to the waist of the foreign cub, but really pulled the right leg of the foreign cub, "Kneel down for Lao Tzu!" ”
Seriously, only the screaming Bakusky was left without hearing Gao Laogui's strict order, and he was about to die because of the unspeakable mystery that hurt his heart and lungs. It's just that Gao Laogui is too ruthless and domineering, and he doesn't give him any chance to be free at all, he subconsciously straightens up his waist that bends forward like a big lobster with severe pain again, and kneels down obediently. He knelt too irregularly, his body was twisting constantly, his hands were tightly clamped between his legs, his waist that had just straightened up collapsed again, and his head was almost stuck in the ground.
"Oh God!" It's a woman's scream.
"Oh God!" This was the surprise of the same kind of people who suffered.
"Good!" This was the cheer of a dozen servants of the Gao family, who had already been busy and exhausted, and had just raised their hearts to their throats for the old master.
"Foreign cub, you can also be considered a gentleman? You didn't inquire carefully before you came to Wendeng, how many of the real men here don't know how to do it? Gao Laogui held the crutches in both hands, and glanced coldly at Bakusky, who was still struggling at his feet, from a hissing scream to a breathless cry. Foreign cubs, are they still stinky and beautiful? Hehe, from today onwards, you will never be a gentleman again, Lao Tzu calls you a eunuch, you have to become a eunuch, the tiger is not powerful, you foreign cub really think that Lao Tzu is a sick cat.
Thinking of this, Gao Laogui smiled proudly. But he only laughed twice, and suddenly a series of violent coughs hit him uncontrollably. He felt his throat and eyes start to be salty and fishy again, and his heart was very clogged. He looked at the group of foreign cubs who had woken up in front of him and would never believe in the promise of standing by and watching, alas, it was really old, if it was even ten years ago, Lao Tzu alone would have asked for ten lives for you.
"Kill, kill this filthy Chinese pig!" More than forty Russian soldiers, like more than forty wild beasts, swarmed to the noble old man who was still standing upright, but his body was constantly shaking, mixed with the cries of broken cups and plates, knives and sheaths misaligned, and hoarseness.
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