"Report to the captain, the devil's food conscription team has set off." Sure enough, as Liu He guessed, the devils began to collect grain, and the logistics of the devils could not keep up with it for a long time, so they had to give an order to eat on the spot, that is, to grab grain from their respective places, and from now on, there will be another war between the people of China and the devils, that is, the war of grain.

"Tell the letter, every family will eat bran from now on, especially keep the children's mouths shut and don't say things that shouldn't be said."

Years of preparation depend on this fire.

"Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome, welcome Taijun to my village to guide the work." At noon, the devil came, it seems that Shangli Village has a lot of face, and there is no imperial army to come together, but a small team of devils came with a translator, and they are also afraid, this is an important business of the devil in a village, so naturally it must be treated well.

Liu He is very bad, he moved some of the ceremonies to welcome the inspection team in later generations to this era, what colored flags, welcome children, are used, the front line is naturally the village's Imperial Association Army security team, a person of five and six with guns on their backs stood at the head of the village in two rows, followed by the village chief and Liu Xiucai, and then there are some gray-faced children, each of them is holding a small plaster flag in front of the wavering, and then there are the women in the village, look at these women are very beautiful.

Zhang Zhen, who was full of abscesses on her neck, painted her face with red and green, and there was a woman with abscesses on her face, or a woman with abscesses on her hands, or a thin old lady, all with heavy makeup and red lips, "Yo, Taijun is here, welcome welcome, welcome to my house to sit down." ”

"Vomit, vomit, vomit." The little devil couldn't stand it anymore, and the formation also dispersed, bending over and vomiting. "Yo, Taijun, are you sick, why don't you go to my house to rest?" The women with abscesses on their hands all ran up and pulled the devils.

"If you want the west, if you want the west, you better go back first, we will go." This little devil was disgusting and had no choice, and even their chief had instructed them before they came, that they must be civilized in this village, and this was an important transaction village for them, so they had to endure the disgusting and agree.

The only shortcoming is the lack of gongs and drums, the devils have finally entered the village, since the banner is to welcome Taijun to inspect and guide the work, naturally need to bring the devils to the weaving site.

The so-called weaving site is naturally a large field built in front of Liu He's house, and the top of this field is a roof covered with grass, that is, it is sunproof and rainproof, but it is not windproof, that is to say, the site is only supported by a lot of wooden pillars to support the top, and there is no obstruction around.

Now the people in the village have a habit, that is, they like to chat in this place when they have nothing to do, if they are at the time of the meal, some people will come to this place from home with a rice bowl to eat, but otherwise, now is the meal, many villagers are holding the bowl in a group of three or five squatting together, chatting and eating.

"Taijun is good, Taijun is good." When the devils come in, some of the villagers who pass by will consciously stand up, hold the rice bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other, make a salute, and then say hello.

"To the west, the great of your good people." "Taijun, don't eat something." Naturally, the villagers with good eyes will naturally send their rice bowls to the hands of the devils.

"You eat, you eat, ours has bread." The devil's several attempts to speak were interrupted by these villagers, and they saw that the villagers were eating very well, so they naturally became hungry.

Moreover, the villagers who greeted them also went home, and soon some villagers came out with rice bowls, and each found their own familiar villagers to chat and eat together.

"Bang bang, it's time to eat, it's time to eat." This is Liu He's man's man knocking on the rice bowl and shouting, Liu He's family has a lot of people eating, there are many long-term workers, and some people rubbing rice.

Who's rubbing this is a group of children. "Little rabbit cub, you come back for me, don't always go to Liu Dong's house to eat, you know." At this time, there were girls with loud voices who began to twist the child's ears and pull them out.

"Hey, auntie, auntie, child, how much can he eat, besides, our family eats better, you can let him eat here." "That, Liu Dongjia, I am embarrassed that this little cub eats at your house every day, otherwise, I will bring you a bowl of rice from my house."

"He's talking about this, this, this, ......," the interpreter was busy translating Liu He's conversation for the devils.

"I'll see what good food you've eaten, kid." "No," the little kid hid his rice bowl behind him. "Don't rob me of my food, this meal is delicious." Naturally, children can't lie, and this devil wants to see children's jobs even more. "Hey, that Xiaodong, you can give it to Taijun to eat, I still have it here, and I'll give you another bowl."

"That, Taijun, give." This child named Xiaodong reluctantly put his job in the hands of the devil.

"Ahh Maybe this devil thought it was something delicious, so he took a big sip directly, and then it squirted out, and there was a sound of pulling the bolt of the gun, "Sir, what's the situation." "It's okay, it's okay, put the gun down, let's eat."

"Kid, this is delicious of yours, come and try our food." The devil gave Xiaodong a piece of canned food. "Well, it's delicious," Xiaodong quickly ate the canned food, and then looked at the devil with a blank eye. "Well, I'll give you another piece." In other words, maybe this little devil remembered that the children in his family were like this, and even if they ate like these children.

No matter what this little devil thought, he still gave the canned food in his hand to this Xiaodong. Xiaodong took the canned food and ran to the side, he ate it while showing off with other friends.

This time it's bad, the friends ate all the rice in the bowl in two clicks, and surrounded Xiaodong, "Xiaodong, I don't share this good thing with my brother." "Go, this is given to me by Taijun, if you want to eat, you have to find Taijun yourself." Soon several children were fighting together.

"Nani, what's going on?" The little devil wondered, why did this start a fight, if this annoyed the people of this village, would they affect some things.

"Come on, kid, come here to eat." Naturally, there is no canned food, but the devils have already cooked the rice, what rice balls are still delicious, the devils have not yet started a group, they were eaten by this group of children first, but this child is gathering more and more, little devils, you are hungry.

Liu He snickered on the side, the play was a success.