At the Golden River in the Golden Town, there is a small hydroelectric power plant. Humanity, which is increasingly environmentally conscious, does not intend to build dams to cut off the flow of rivers.

There is a dam-like thing in the middle of the river, but every time the water line reaches a certain height, the whole dam will start to slowly open the gate to release water, and at the same time, it will allow the flora and fauna in the water to pass through the estuary, without affecting the ecological environment at all.

There's a lone mechanical guy fishing on the embankment.

Yuanzhou rat looked over and looked, wow, this hanging master is really powerful, the fish caught are full of bowls, I am afraid that there are not more than a dozen, and they are all big, and they swim in the basin nervously, and they have a premonition of their fate to be eaten.

"I have gained a lot!" The Far Continent Rat accosted.

The mechanical fisherman nodded: "Well, there are a lot of species caught today, Simpsons rohu, weevilfish, single-banded dwarf non-alibid carp, inverted catfish and cichlids are all alive, it's a miracle." ”

Far Continent Rat: "...... You're not a fisherman, you're a ichthyologist. ”

The mechanical fisherman said in high spirits: "I will learn about fish when I am idle, and I can agree if you call me ichthyologist." There were no fish within a hundred miles that I didn't know, and there were no fish I couldn't catch. ”

The Yuanzhou Rat looked at his full bowl and said, "I believe it." I think you can support your family just by fishing. ”

The mechanical fisherman said angrily: "I don't have a home, and I don't have to make a living, thank you." ”

The farland rat sneered, and sat down cross-legged beside him to watch how the arrogant fishing expert fished.

After a while, the far-reaching rat said, "I don't have a home either, no family, only nurses and guardians. Whether it's you robots or us oviparous people, when you are born and leave the factory, you will have a faint sense of nostalgia. ”

The mechanical fisherman nodded in agreement: "Well, nostalgia. Where are you from, young man? Where are you going? Look at your big bag. ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "This is my graduation trip. I want to measure the world with my feet, and see with my own eyes the reliable and unreliable geographical knowledge and humanities knowledge that have been written into my genes by EGG. ”

Mechanical Fisherman: "I invite you to eat the farmer's grilled fish." ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Thank you, thank you. ”

He looked left and right, but found no bait, and said strangely: "What do you use as bait?" ”

Mechanical Fisherman: "I'm telling you, you promised to keep it secret, it's my trade secret." ”

Far Continent Rat: "Uh...... What are the secrets of fishing? Well, I swear in the name of my non-existent daddy that I will never reveal your trade secrets. ”

The mechanical fisherman was satisfied, and said, "I'm hooked, look." "A carp is struggling.

The mechanical fisherman lifted the hook and threw the lively carp into the fish tank, showing the Yuanzhou rat his unique fish hook, which turned out to be connected to a miniature holographic projector.

The Yuanzhou rat lost his voice and said, "Emma, you used the projector to deceive the fish!" ”

The mechanical fisherman shook his head: "Actually, I'm using big data to fish. ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "What...... What big data? ”

Mechanical Fisherman: "Of course, I used my knowledge of ichthyology to create illusions of various foods that fish like, and then I continued to accumulate big data to reach the current level of efficiency. Fish catch the bait almost every minute or two. ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Awesome! It's the first time I've heard of big data fishing, and you're a cyborg. ”

Mechanical Fisherman: "Are you also racist?" We're neuronal creatures, too, but flesh and blood have been replaced by steel. But...... If I weren't a robot, I probably wouldn't have buried my big data phishing skills. I will set up a company, recruit employees, and promote this technology for the benefit of the country and the people, which greatly simplifies the tedious process of fishing. ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Don't dare." I also have a lot of robot friends, and one of them was saved from death, and I miss the days when she was by my side, helping me keep vigil, helping me drive away mosquitoes, and helping me hunt. It's a pity ......"

Mechanical Fisherman: "What's wrong?" ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Finally left me." Mortals will die. Either by fate or by fate. ”

Mechanical Fisherman: "Thank you, thank you for seeing us as mortals. ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "With your wisdom and strength, you will eventually stand tall among the nations of the world." ”

The mechanical fisherman invites the Yuanzhou rat to eat grilled fish, and more than a dozen big fish can be picked at will, and the Yuanzhou rat invites the mechanical fisherman to enjoy the special snuff box for the robot. This thing was a small gift he bought for Miji at the Cyborg Bar in Aardvark Town, and he didn't need it anymore.

Mechanical Fisherman: "Huh? What is this? ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "OUT, right?" This is the 'wine' that you robots drink, and it will make you feel like a fairy. Give it a taste. ”

The mechanical fisherman sniffed, "Huh...... It's a bit intoxicating...... Forget it. If you take advantage of my drunkenness to dismantle my parts and sell them, where can I be reasonable? ”

Yuanzhou Rat said angrily: "Is there no such little trust between people? ”

Mechanical Fisherman: "Be careful to make the Ten Thousand Year Ship, your human laws are too biased, even if you dismantle us into eight pieces, it is not illegal, and a witty mechanical man like me will not expose his weaknesses casually." ”

The mechanical fisherman is a freelancer who fishes in the morning and sells along the streets in the afternoon, and Yuanzhoujun is ready to follow him into the city.

Who would buy one on the street and take home? "Hey, you should go to the market and sell it." ”

The mechanical fishmonger said, "No, we robots are not welcomed, and the fishmongers there will beat me." ”

The Yuanzhou Rat was indignant: "It's really hateful! ”

Sympathy was overflowing, and the Yuanzhou rat was ready to help him sell together, shouting: "Sell fish~ Sell fish~ Freshly caught big fat fish, pure natural non-GMO wild fish, the taste is different, come and buy one to try it!" The taste is guaranteed to be very different, because in order to ensure the quality and safety of the fish from the factory, the taste is all the same, and there is no fishy smell unique to wild fish! I just ate a grilled fish and wow, it tastes great! ”

The Yuanzhou rat turned into a chatterbox fishmonger, hey, the effect is really good, anyway, it sells much faster than the mechanical fishmonger.

When passing by the supermarket, the Yuanzhou rat said, "Who would sell a single fish to eat?" Unless it's a snack! You should go to the supermarket and buy a packet of spices, and then tell the customer that you can download the recipe for making a big fat fish into fish cakes from the Internet, and eat the wild fish as a snack, then it will sell better! ”

Hearing this, the mechanical fishmonger nodded frequently: "It makes sense, you are really a business genius." ”

After the supermarket came out, I happened to see a typing and copying shop at the entrance of the supermarket, and I bought a piece of colored electronic paper there and advertised: Freshly made wild fish cakes, the taste of the Stone Age!

After thinking about it, it wasn't enough, and Yuanzhou Rat put a few small words in the lower right corner of the billboard: Male and Female Tears Aquatic Products Company.

The mechanical fishmonger pointed to the words, "What is this?" ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Nowadays, humans generally don't trust hawkers, so they have to put up a company sign. ”

Mechanical Fishmonger: "Oh...... I still don't understand, so why is it called a man's silence and a woman's tears? What do you mean? ”

Yuanzhou Rat smiled: "It is that the man will be silent when he eats our big fat fish, and the woman will cry when he eats it, which shows that our product is very powerful." ”

The mechanical fishmonger scratched his head: "I still don't understand it, this idiom can't be used like this, right?" It seems to be related to emotional dramas, and it can't be related to eating fish. ”

Far Continent Rat: "Because you're a cyborg!" Humans think you're emotionless, so you have to play the emotional card to make your mobile stall human, because you're in the human business. ”

The mechanical fishmonger will be suspicious, but it turns out that many people are very interested in the name of this male and female tear aquatic company, and they have stopped to ask, and have been fooled by the far-continent rats to buy a fish and go back to make wild fish cakes.

In the process of chatting with customers, Yuanzhou rats worked hard to show how difficult it is for them to fish, wind and rain and sun, as well as mosquito bites, crocodiles looked around, Yuanzhou rats took the hand of the mechanical fisherman and said: "You see one of his legs, it was bitten off by a crocodile, fortunately it is a mechanical man, you can easily replace the long legs, if you change to say me, but I am guilty." ”

It stimulates the sympathy of customers, and the enthusiasm for buying is more enthusiastic.

Mechanical Fishmonger: "This...... Dude, I'm grateful that you helped me sell fish, but it's not right to lie, right? ”

Far Continent Rat: "Is there absolute truth and justice in the world?" If so, why are you robots being bullied? In fact, the truth of the world is just a game, as long as you can do things, the benefits outweigh the risks, and any means can be used.

You have been driven out of the vegetable market by humans, and if you don't take extraordinary measures, won't you starve to death? Besides, fictional stories are also a kind of consumption, and you think, in ordinary days, telling a terrifying story to human friends brings some kind of pleasure to their lives?

They might think, 'Oh, it's so hard and dangerous to go fishing in the wild, and what about crocodiles!' Thankfully, I don't have to. ’

Their sense of security and relief comes out, they consume our stories, and our big fat fish has added value, truly achieving the rush of 'male silence and female tears'. It's a win-win ending. ”

After such a transformation of the Yuanzhou rat, the wild fish, which was originally only sold for 1 golden egg and a catty, was actually sold for 10 golden eggs, so that the mechanical fishmongers had to worship.

After a day of communication, they established trust and friendship, exchanged names, of course, the robot has no name, and the Yuanzhou rat gave him a resounding name: Ziya? Gold.

In order to distinguish the molecular tooth from other robots, the Far Island Rat also drew a cichlid (diao) on his chest, which has a zebra-like texture and is very beautiful.

Of course, Yuanzhou rats are very willing to associate with Ziyajun, just kidding, such a smart and witty mechanical man can actually invent "big data fishing", **************?