Chapter 35: The Fox Fake Tiger

After entering the city, Tong Guan walked side by side with Yelu Yujian, and under the escort of the honor guard, he went to the star picking tower on Tangming Street.

In the past, Tang Ming Street was the busiest here. There are many shops and bustling people, and it is a well-known prosperous area in Taiyuan. Today, however, all the shops are closed, and there is not a single pedestrian on the street. Along the way, there was only a group of people who stood on the side of the two streets under the strict supervision of the armor soldiers to "welcome" the envoy of the Jin State.

Chu Tianya saw it in his eyes and sneered in his heart: The common people avoid the way, and the bureaucrats do their own thing-it turns out that this kind of performance art has a long history in China, and it can be described as a fine tradition!

When he arrived downstairs to pick up stars, Tong Guan and Yelu Yujian both dismounted. Tong Guan pointed to the tall restaurant and said: "This is the best restaurant in Taiyuan City, have you ever been satisfied?" ”

"Satisfaction is satisfaction, but why is this journey so lonely?" Yelu Yu said, "I have heard for a long time that the Nanguo Commercial Market is active and the people's livelihood is rich, and Taiyuan is also a Shangfu, why don't you see half a passerby, and all the shops are still closed?" ”

"Ahem......" Tong Guan coughed awkwardly and said with a smile, "Knowing that your envoy is coming, the people of our city have volunteered to welcome you." For fear of disturbing the nobles, all the shops were closed. ”

"What's the point of that!" Yelu Yu exclaimed unhappily, "Ben Jiang has always liked to be lively, and the more people, the better!" This trip to the south was supposed to be to see the bustle and prosperity of the south - aren't you doing it against me? ”

This tone is like Tong Guan usually reprimanding his soldiers.

Tong Guan swallowed hard, with a smile on his face, and said with his fists clenched: "Since your envoy has this hobby, then Xiao Wang will order the reopening of the commercial market, so that the people can return to the scene of the old street market!" ”

"Okay, that's good." Yelu Yu nodded with satisfaction, looked up at the pai yu on the top of the building, and praised it with a sigh, "It's really magnificent, the southern country is rich." A folk liquor shop is almost as good as the palace buildings of other countries! ”

"Then your envoy will please!"

"Lord Wang, please!"

Tong Guan and Yelu Yujian entered the restaurant with their front and back feet, and most of the people were stopped outside, only Wang Yu's father and son, several generals, and Yelu Yujian's deputy envoy and attendants followed. Because Chu Tianya was a special "guide", he was also allowed to join in.

As soon as he entered the main hall, he knelt down in front of a woman in a flower dress and green clothes, and said neatly and delicately: "See the noble envoy, see the prince!" ”

Yelu Yu's eyes suddenly brightened, and he was about to release green light, and laughed loudly: "The woman of the southern country is really gentle, beautiful, charming and moving!" Just listening to this sound, Ben's bones will be half crispy! ”

"Hehe, it's good if you're satisfied." Seeing Yelu Yu happy, Tong Guan finally sighed secretly and said with a smile, "These thirty female musicians were personally selected by this king to serve your envoys. They are all young, beautiful, gentle and lovely, and can sing and dance, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. ”

"Hehe, Ben Jiang doesn't know anything about bullshit things like piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and he doesn't have the slightest interest. It is good to be able to dance well, sing good songs, and more importantly, to serve men! Yelu Yu almost swallowed his saliva when he stared at these women with a pair of eyes, he didn't even look at Tong Guan directly, and said, "Hey, I said...... Lord Wang, as a eunuch, this woman's vision is not bad! Wonderful, wonderful! ”

As soon as these words were spoken, even Wang Yu, who had always been the most calm, looked gloomy, and stepped forward to argue with Yelu Yujian.

Tong Guan secretly pulled Wang Yu along, and still said with a smile: "Your envoy is laughing." If these ladies and nobles like it, please feel free to play with it. In addition, the upstairs Accord has prepared the best wine and food, especially for the arrival of the envoys! ”

"I'm really hungry." Yelu Yu didn't mean to be polite, he took the lead in stepping forward with his hands cut, strode upstairs, and said all the way, "I have heard that there is one of the most famous 'flower banquets' in the south, but what is the situation?" ”

Tong Guan followed and said, "Flower feast, as the name suggests, is to use flowers to name dishes, and also use flower petals to make side dishes. If it is not the emperor's relatives and dignitaries, they can't eat this flower feast. ”

"That's a good idea." Yelu Yu smiled and said, "Today, I want to try the famous flower banquet in the southern country!" ”

"Well, this ......" Tong Guan hesitated in embarrassment, "Today's banquet has been prepared, and in a hurry, I'm afraid it will be difficult to replace." Why don't you invite your envoy to a flower banquet tomorrow? ”

"No, it's going to be today, now." Yelu Yu also stopped, and said unceremoniously, "In the future, every banquet every day will have to be a flower banquet, and it will not be replaced until Ben will get tired of eating!" ”

Wang Yu, Wang Xun's father and son, and all the generals, including Chu Tianya, were already full of anger, and they couldn't wait to rush forward and slaughter the arrogant and rude Yelu Yujian with one sword.

But Tong Guan was still smiling, and waved his big hand, "Come on, change the wine and food - the flower banquet!" ”

"Thank you, Lord Wang!" Yelu Yu saw a fist at Tong Guan, and then walked upstairs laughing.

Wang Yu and the others did not follow in the hall downstairs, and at this time, they were all indignant and secretly scolded -

"This dog thief!"

"The beast who sells the lord for glory and the fox fakes the tiger!"

"Daddy, the child can't help it! I'm going to beat him up! ”

Wang Yu took a deep breath and waved his hand to stop everyone, "If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan." Even though Yelu Yu was arrogant and rude, he would only be here for a few days at most. We don't have to be like such a vulgar and ignorant brute slave, and we won't be out of sight in the future! ”

All the generals and colonels present were furious. Chu Tianya was the only one, silent.

When Wang Xun saw his demeanor, he pulled him to the side and whispered, "Brother Chu, didn't you see Fang Cai's scene?" ”

"I've seen everything that happened along the way." Chu Tianya said indifferently, "What's wrong?" ”

"Isn't Brother Chu angry, angry, and unwilling to kill that dog thief?" Wang Xun said with surprise and anger.

Chu Tianya smiled and said in a low voice: "Has Brother Wang ever thought about why Yelu Yujian dares to be so arrogant on our territory? ”

Wang Xun was stunned for a moment, blinked his eyes as if he was thinking, and then said: "It's nothing more than relying on the strong soldiers of the Jin State to bully me and the Great Song Dynasty dare not compete with it!" ”

"That's it." Chu Tianya said indifferently, "My Great Song Dynasty is so rich and vast, and I have millions of soldiers and hundreds of millions of people, why should I be afraid of the Jurchens who have been established for less than ten years and have only 200,000 troops?" Forgive me for making a very inappropriate analogy - now I am like a seriously ill giant elephant, facing a thin lone wolf, I am also afraid to move, and let this lone wolf ride to the head of the rampant roar. If we can cure this giant elephant, how dare this thin wolf be arrogant? ”

Wang Xun was completely stunned, and nodded as if he didn't understand, "It seems to be the truth...... But aren't you really angry or angry today? ”

"I was angry and sad." Chu Tianya sighed lightly and said, "Yelu Yu is just a minion lackey, he is already so arrogant and domineering, and he doesn't take us and others seriously at all. It can be seen from this that the generals of the Jin Kingdom despise us so much! Jin people are naturally hateful, but I am more of a big Song to me - mourn their misfortune and be angry with them! ”

"Hey! - Straight Lady Thief! the thief! Wang Xun burst into foul language in a fit of anger, hated his teeth and hit his fist, and scolded in a low voice, "One day, we will teach the golden dog a hard lesson on the battlefield, and let them look down on me again!" ”

"Brother Wang is doing well!" Chu Tianya smiled slightly and said, "So, we don't need to sprinkle our anger on a lackey, we don't have to be like him." is really a good man with ambition, not to mention picking up knives and guns and fighting to the death with them on the battlefield! It's one thing to win or lose, but it's just to dare to work hard, so that you won't be underestimated! ――In the younger brother's opinion, it is all the work of a resentful woman to treat the enemy who only dares to be angry in his heart or insult in private, and he is boring! ”

"Well said!" When Wang Yu heard Chu Tianya's words, he couldn't help but sigh in admiration, and approached and said, "Xun'er, listen to it, Tianya has a lot of knowledge, this is the mind and courage of a really good man!" - You learn! ”

"Shame on the child!" Wang Xun hurriedly clasped his fists and bowed, and bowed to Chu Tianya again, "Brother Chu is so knowledgeable, Wang Xun has been taught!" ”

"Master has praised it falsely, where do you dare to be a disciple!" Chu Tianya hurriedly returned the salute, glanced upstairs, and saw that Tong Guan had already entered the Accord with Yelu Yu and closed the door, so he said, "Master, they went in." ”

"Leave them alone. And when there is a summons, I will go up later. Wang Yu said lightly.

Chu Tianya knew that Tong Guanxian had a private meeting with Yelu Yu, and he must have given a generous "meeting gift", otherwise, wouldn't it be inconsistent with his usual style?

Such an occasion is naturally not allowed to be observed by others.

After a long time, Chu Tianya and the others were waiting in the hall downstairs to smoke from the seven orifices, and Tong Guancai and Yelu Yu walked out side by side from the Accord, chatting and laughing very intimately.

Seeing this scene, Chu Tianya said in his heart: Come on, Tong Guan succeeded in bribing!

At this time, the flower banquet for emergency replacement has also been prepared, and five important figures from both sides are seated. Chu Tianya, along with Wang Xun and several other Yelu Yu guards, stayed outside the Accord to wait.

Seeing that the sky was about to get dark, Chu Tianya's belly was grumbling with hunger, and his legs were a little sore, and he was cursing in his heart for cursing the damn Tong Guan and Yelu Yujian, it was best to be pierced in the throat by a fish bone!

The feast was not until midnight, when the prostitutes were almost exhausted and fainted. Yelu Yu saw that he was already drunk, Tong Guan personally helped him into the bedroom, and then sent two stunning beauties to serve him to celebrate Jinxiao, and today is over.

At this time, Tong Guan breathed a sigh of relief. He summoned Wang Xun and Chu Tianya and instructed him to take turns to be by Yelu Yujian's side at any time, but if he had any requests, he must try his best to meet them. From this day on, the two of them are not allowed to leave the Star Picking Tower for half a step except to obtain permission or go out with Yelu Yujian; However, all the things needed for daily use can be reported to the county king's office for allocation or sent to the pawn to get it.

Then, Tong Guan left a large bag of gold for the two of them to use as the expenses for entertaining the envoys, and then left the Star Picking Tower and returned to the palace to rest.

Looking at Tong Guan's figure when he walked down the stairs, he was already tired and light-headed, Chu Tianya couldn't help but shake his head and sighed: It is really not easy to go to great lengths to serve and please Yelu Yu to see this kind of rude barbarian slave. This is the answer to that sentence - there is no mistake in raping and killing the ancients, and the wicked have their own wicked people to grind!