Sun Fatzi, the fastest runner in the village, rushed into Li Wuyan's house, just in time to witness the moment when Li Wuyan hugged his head and squatted on defense, and the girl punched and kicked him again. He was even more excited www.biquge.info he covered his mouth and said softly, "Yo, what about domestic violence?" I didn't bother you, did I? ”

"you." Li Wuyan couldn't stand Sun Fatzi's cheap smile, stood up and kicked at him. Sun Fatzi made a move that was very inconsistent with his figure, flexibly dodged back, and then said with a smile on his face: "Hehe, it seems that I really bothered you to enjoy domestic violence, it's really rude." So I'll go first? ”

Li Wuyan stepped forward and grabbed Sun Fatzi's collar, and Sun Fatzi shouted: "What are you doing, what are you doing, my brother and sister are still watching, what are you going to do?" Li Wuyan really didn't want to pay attention to him, but he had no choice but to drag him to the dining table, press him on the chair, and get ready to explain. Unexpectedly, this guy actually ignored Li Wuyan, looked at the girl with a ** face, and said in an extremely obscene tone: "I've been in for so long, why don't you kid introduce your younger siblings." Little lady, oh no, brother and sister, what is your surname, where do you live, how can you be such a delicate little beauty who falls in love with Li Wuyan's stupid donkey. Why don't you follow me, I guarantee that you will eat and drink spicy food, which is much cooler than in Li Wuyan? ”

Li Wuyan slapped the fat man's head hard when he heard this, and said, "What are you talking about, it's a mess, can you say something about people?" ”

"What do you say?" The fat man slapped the table and said angrily, "But what's wrong with asking your daughter-in-law to introduce herself?" You hid a daughter-in-law and I didn't bother with you, what are you doing now? Do you still treat me as a brother? ”

"She's not my daughter-in-law!" Li Wuyan said angrily.

Sun Fatzi said as a matter of course: "Nonsense, aren't you married yet, of course she is not your daughter-in-law." ”

"Hey, this ...... Our relationship is not what you think. ”

"What do I think, how do you know what I'm thinking, you're not a roundworm in my stomach, what are you talking about."

For the first time, Li Wuyan felt what it meant to play the piano to a cow and what it meant to be desperate. He squatted down again, hugged his head, and said to himself: "I can't make sense to you, you ...... You ask her yourself. ”

The girl was stunned for a moment, and before she could turn her mind around what the two brothers were doing, suddenly Li Wuyan threw off the burden, she was startled, and hurriedly waved her hand and said, "No, no, no, I don't know." Why don't I understand what you're talking about? ”

Sun Fatzi changed his expression that he thought was kind, and asked in a kind tone: "Brother and sister, don't worry about him, that kid is messy." Come, tell my brother, which family's daughter are you, why did you follow Li Wuyan, this kid. ”

The girl opened her mouth for a long time, but she couldn't spit out a word. In the end, I had no choice but to look at Li Wuyan with a look for help and asked, "Hey, Li Wuyan, which family do you say I should come from, and why did I follow you?" ”

Li Wuyan didn't expect the girl to throw the burden back so quickly, is this an inescapable fate? He said desperately: "Didn't you say that your surname is Jia Li." ”

"Oh, my surname is Jia Li." The girl said seriously.

"Aren't you still a homeless person from Jizhou?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I'm a homeless from Jizhou. Oops, I remembered it all at once. ”

Sun Fatzi watched these two little mouths singing and harmonizing on the sidelines, which was really interesting, and interjected and asked, "Then how did you follow him?" ”

"yes, how did I follow you?"

"You ......" Li Wuyan was about to continue, but suddenly reacted, snorted a few times, and said angrily: "What followed me, messy, when did you follow me." ”

The girl also reacted at this time, and also took a few sips, and said angrily to Sun Fatzi: "Yes, when did I follow him, you explain it to me." ”

This little couple is so interesting, Sun Fatzi couldn't help but smile and asked, "Since you didn't live with him, how can you live together?" ”

"Ah...... Uh, this ......" The girl didn't know how to answer, so she could only look at Li Wuyan with a distress look again. Li Wuyan couldn't stand it anymore, so he stood up and shouted to Sun Fatzi: "Why live together, I think she is pitiful and can't take her in for one night?" ”

"Okay, why not! Whoever says no, I'll blow his head out! Sun Fatzi said with a righteous face. Li Wuyan thought that he finally understood the truth of the matter, and when he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he didn't expect Sun Fatzi to change into a ** smile and ask, "So, how did you guys have a good night?" ”

What does it mean to be unable to communicate? What is despair? Li Wuyan didn't want to say a word now. He pointed to the gate and said to Sun Fatzi in a trembling voice, "You go out for me!" ”

Sun Fatzi was reluctant and shouted, "What are you anxious about? Did I say that you have a sore spot? I guess you kid sneaked into bed in the middle of the night and put people to sleep. Hey, you kid really can't see it, I always thought you were a decent gentleman! ”

The girl saw that Li Wuyan's face was dark, and quickly stood up and explained: "No, don't get me wrong, I let me sleep because I said I wanted to sleep in the bed." He's such a good guy, everything is my own free will, don't get him wrong. ”

Li Wuyan looked at the girl dumbfounded, and Sun Fatzi also looked at Li Wuyan dumbfounded, and then secretly gave a thumbs up. When Li Wuyan saw this, he desperately understood that everything was over, and it was useless to say anything.

Fat Sun walked up to Li Wuyan, patted his shoulder, and showed a lewd smile. Then he waved his hand to the girl and said, "Brother and sister, I'll go first, and I'll ask Wuyan to take you to my house to play when I have time, and I'll invite you to eat freshly cured ham meat." ”

The girl didn't know how to answer, so she waved her hand and smiled reluctantly. Sun Fatzi's figure gradually faded away, but Li Wuyan was still stunned in place. The girl was a little worried about him, so she stepped forward and asked cautiously, "Well, did I say the wrong thing just now?" ”

Li Wuyan wanted to say a few words to her, but then she thought that in fact, this matter had nothing to do with the girl, and she just said a few good words for herself in the end. He sighed and said, "It's okay, what you said is very good." By the way, let's go, after a while, some seven aunts and eight aunts will block the door, it's really too late. ”

The girl was surprised and said, "Huh? Are they all people like the fat man just now? Then you're tired enough to choke. ”

"It's okay, the whole village can't understand people's words, and the other uncles and aunts are still quite reasonable." Li Wuyan went to the kitchen and took a few steamed buns and stuffed them into the girl's arms, and said with a straight face: "Although we have met for less than a day, after all, so many things have happened together, which shows that the two of us still have fate." I won't talk nonsense, I wish you a safe journey! ”

The girl looked at the few steamed buns in her arms and couldn't help but redden. She walked a few steps, suddenly turned her head, bowed her head sincerely, said thank you, and hurried away.

Li Wuyan looked at the back of the girl leaving, and couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly. Although this girl had caused him a lot of unnecessary trouble, Li Wuyan could not feel any disgust for her. Seeing her eyes that smile like crescent moons, no one in the world should hate her. Li Wuyan couldn't help but feel a little distracted when he thought of this.

It didn't take long for the sound of footsteps in the distance, and most importantly, the laughter of the seven aunts and eight aunts. Li Wuyan patted his face and calmed down his emotions, what should come will always come, and this time he must make things clear.

The footsteps were getting closer, and Li Wuyan walked out the door to meet them. Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked out of the gate, Li Wuyan saw a familiar figure surrounded by the group of uncles and aunts in the village.

When the figure saw Li Wuyan, it was like seeing a life-saving straw, squeezing past one uncle and aunt, and running over as if flying. She asked Li Wuyan with a sad face: "Li Wuyan! Didn't you say that the fat man couldn't understand people! How do I feel that your whole village can't understand people! ”

Li Wuyan didn't know how to answer, so he could only lower his body, hold his head, and make movements that everyone was familiar with.