Chapter Twenty-One: Baba Ears
"What are you doing?" Huzi carried the steel, and when he returned to the station, he saw Qin Zhi, Tian Ji, and Ye Ji'an sticking their heads out of the door and looking in, and couldn't help asking. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
A voice sounded behind him, the three of them were startled, and turned their heads to see that the person who made the voice was a tiger carrying steel, Qin Zhi hurriedly said with a thief on his face, "Brother Huzi, you stay here first, the courtyard is not suitable for a third person to appear now." β
"What's wrong?" Huzi is the pioneer platoon has the best relationship with Qin Zhi, with his understanding, if the other party's face is like this, there must be a lively look to see, and he hurriedly threw away the steel and looked inside the door frame.
"Yo, sister-in-law is powerful." When Huzi saw the courtyard, Yulan twisted Ye Zhengjun's ears and whispered to Qin Zhi beside him with a grin.
"It's going to be wonderful." Qin Zhi's words were a little out of shape because of his smile, and he quickly covered his mouth.
"Be quiet, you won't be able to see it if you are discovered." Ye Ji'an made a silent gesture towards Qin Zhi under him.
"Watch the play with peace of mind, if you miss this play, I don't know if there will be a month in the Year of the Monkey." Tian Ji said with a smile.
"Da Zhuang didn't expect you kid to be a bad guy." Huzi couldn't help but laugh and scolded when he saw Tianji, who didn't talk much on weekdays, like this.
"Huzi, you are embarrassed to say that I am not the same now that the Japanese army brother is long and the army brother is short, and now it is also the same to watch the excitement here." Tian Ji raised his head and rolled his eyes at the other party.
"Hey, hey, each other." Huzi scratched his head and showed his signature honest smile.
The laughter of the four people at the door naturally did not escape Ye Zhengjun's ears, but now he can't spare his hands to clean up these kids.
After three months of hard practice, the senses have improved a lot, but this thing has both advantages and disadvantages, for example, now, the ears that were twisted by Yulan were even more painful than before the crossing, when they didn't take the bullet from the anesthetic.
"Sister, let go first, let's talk about it if we have something."
Ye Zhengjun was helpless in his heart, if it was someone else, he would have found a way to break free, but the reality has no if, now it is Yulan, a lesbian, who is twisting her ears, in case she uses too much force to make a bigger mess, the old brother Ye Yichang, who is very satisfied with his brother and sister, has to pick his own skin!
"Now I know that I have something to say, and I was so nervous just now!" Yulan looked at Ye Zhengjun's miserable appearance, tried to suppress the urge to laugh, and said with a straight face.
"Sister, Jade Beauty, I was wrong, can't I admit my mistake."
The corners of Ye Zhengjun's mouth were bitter, and he probably figured out the previous scene in his mind, but he didn't find anything to worry about, but the form is stronger than people, and it is always right to lower his posture even if there is a mistake.
"Say, what's wrong!" Yulan is not stupid, how could she not see that Ye Zhengjun's words were completely said to get out, and the anger that had been fading rose again.
Okay, you Ye Zhengjun, the old lady sent food every day this month, and there was no thanks, and she was still thinking about perfunctory things, so she had to clean up this solipsist thought today.
The more Yulan thought about it, the more angry she became, twisting her ear's hand and starting to slowly "adjust the channel".
As soon as his slender hand moved, Ye Zhengjun was miserable now, feeling the pain in his ears, and he didn't care about anything in a hurry, and sang the lyrics of 1988.
"One shouldn't, two shouldn't, I shouldn't have something to do, even if it's blind, it doesn't matter, I shouldn't be blind and unrepentantγγγγγ Nine shouldn't be, ten shouldn't, if you make a mistake and don't repent, you shouldn't do it, next time I will remember it, please Yulan, you let go of your hand quickly. β
"Brother Jun is talented, and he is so creative in admitting mistakes."
"That's it, the lyrics of which play are these, why is it smooth."
"Ah, fox, when did you two come here?"
"It's early, I'm too embarrassed to bother you to see you so engrossed."
"That's it, such a good thing is not called us together, and now we have only seen half of it."
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After the song was sung, the teenagers immediately whispered at the door, and in the courtyard, Yulan burst out laughing at Ye Zhengjun's ten, and the hand that twisted her ears naturally let go.
As soon as his hand left his ear, Ye Zhengjun hurriedly jumped away, constantly rubbing the twisted ear.
"What about the 'Ye Yan King', I can't bear such a little pain, and if I am shot on the battlefield, I will not be even more dead or alive." Yulan stopped smiling and looked at Ye Zhengjun with a look of disgust.
The nickname of King Ye Yan is that after the last ambush, a company of soldiers saw Ye Zhengjun and the teenagers covered in blood, like the legendary hell ghosts in the countryside, and since then, the vanguard platoon has been poured into the title of a battlefield ghost by a company of soldiers.
Because Ye Zhengjun was the supreme commander of this powerful ghost army, the warriors put the legendary title of Hades in charge of the powerful ghosts on his head.
"I'd rather be shot on the battlefield than suffer from this cone." Ye Zhengjun rubbed his ears and muttered quietly.
"What are you muttering?" Yulan said with a straight face.
"No, nothing, we're reflecting on our mistakes." Ye Zhengjun turned his palms outward and said quickly.
Hmph, Yulan snorted lightly, knowing that the other party was talking nonsense with his eyes open, but today was the happiest day for her to join the Eighth Route Army (she finally cleaned up Ye Zhengjun), and turned around and walked towards her house without caring about it.
"Congratulations to Deputy Platoon Commander Yu." Seeing this, Ye Zhengjun's palms turned into arches, his eyes narrowed into crescents, and he said behind Yulan.
Hmph, Yulan, who walked to the door of the house, answered Ye Zhengjun with a soft snort, and as soon as his voice fell, the latter entered the house and slammed the door shut.
"My aunt is finally gone." Ye Zhengjun looked at Yulan who entered the house and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and silently wiped his tears from the "Ba Ear" men who were rumored in Sichuan, his birthplace before the crossing.
"Sister-in-law, let's slip away." Qin Zhi saw that only Ye Zhengjun was left alone in the courtyard, and hurriedly proposed.
"Yes, yes, let's go, it's too late." The teenagers seconded the proposal and turned around to leave.
Ye Zhengjun saw the movements of the teenagers out of the corner of his eye, and couldn't help but say in his heart, after watching the excitement, he wanted to leave, how could there be such a good thing in the world, and shouted, "If you still want to run, let me in." β
Hey, it's a dead ball, the teenagers heard Ye Zhengjun's voice behind them, and stopped, you look at me, I look at you, and their faces are full of play.
"What, you want me to come and invite you?" Ye Zhengjun saw the teenagers standing at the door, stopped, and his voice unconsciously raised an octave.
"How can you!" Li Jinrui knew that he couldn't hide this time, so he walked into the yard with charcoal on his back and a smile on his face.
Someone took the lead, and the people behind would naturally follow, and the teenagers followed Li Jinrui's footsteps into the yard one by one, and Huzi finally didn't forget to pick up the steel on the ground.
"Is this play good today?" After Ye Zhengjun waited for the teenagers to enter the courtyard and stand, he walked up to them with his hands behind his back.
"What's the show?" Li Jinrui looked left and right and decided to play stupid.
"Brother Jun is so talented, and he is so creative in admitting his mistakes." Ye Zhengjun raised his eyebrows, learned the tone of the other party, and repeated what he had just said.
What, Li Jinrui's face was stunned, you must know that the place where they stayed was ten meters away from Ye Zhengjun Yulan, and when he said this, his voice was not loud, and Brother Jun actually understood it word for word.
"Brother Jun, I admit punishment." Li Jinrui admired Ye Zhengjun in his heart, but at the same time, he had no intention of pretending to be stupid, so he quickly lowered his head and admitted his mistake.
"Brother Jun, I also admit punishment." Huzi was the second to speak after Li Jinrui.
"Admit punishment."
"Admit punishment."
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The teenagers lowered their heads one by one and said the word "pleading guilty".
"Forget it, Lao Tzu doesn't care about this, but you all keep your mouth tight, if you hear this in other people's mouths in the future, don't blame Lao Tzu for not talking about brotherhood."
Ye Zhengjun looked at the teenagers who were beaten like frost and laughed in his heart, he didn't plan to investigate this matter, what to investigate, what kind of crime of violating discipline and adding it to the teenagers, if he really did it, it would not be himself.
However, the matter of being cleaned up by Yulan can't be spread, and I will have to lead the troops in the future, if this "baba ear" image takes root in the hearts of the soldiers, it will not be against the sky in the future, so I pretend to be serious and stop this matter.
Ye Zhengjun's plans The teenagers didn't know, they felt that Brother Jun was easy to talk today, so they quickly nodded, "Yes, yes, yes, our mouths are tight, and we will definitely not chew the root of our tongue." β
"Okay, what kind of loyalty, where did you all die when Lao Tzu was twisted by the deputy platoon commander just now." Ye Zhengjun waved his hand, as if the young man's words at this time were as smelly as fart.
"Brother Jun, didn't you tell us to go out, if you γγγγγ" Qin Zhi said with a smile.
"Gotcha, yes, this matter is over, and the three of you hurry up and put things in the stove." Ye Zhengjun stopped Qin Zhi's words, and looked at Huzi, Li Jinrui, and Wei Jinian with bright eyes.
Okay, when the three of them heard this, they hurriedly put their things in the stove built on the west side of the courtyard.
The time to change history has finally arrived, and Ye Zhengjun looked at the things lying quietly in the stove, and smiled knowingly in his heart.