Chapter Eighty-Six: Li Er also took drugs
Li Shimin looked at Li Che, who was puzzled, and said with a sigh of relief: "Virtuous son-in-law, have you heard of a sentence?" There are no thousand-year-old dynasties, only thousand-year-old families. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć infoHey, hey, the family. Son-in-law, do you really have no thousand-year-old dynasty, what kind of thing is his family? ā
"This..."Li Che is not stupid, how can he not hear that Li Shimin's heart is full of resentment, as long as Li Che dares to say that the Tang Dynasty really does not have a thousand years, only a few hundred years of continuation, it is strange if you are not cut in half, whether you are his son-in-law or not. It seems that Li Shimin's son-in-law has really been beheaded a few later, Khan, this is really a high-tech profession to be a colt, why did he think of such an idea.
"In fact, I also know in my heart that throughout history, most dynasties have been the founding kings and wise rulers, who can open a lifetime of peace, and then their descendants will not be good, ruining the family business, and finally until they perish. But I'm not reconciled, why can his family inherit it for thousands of years, and I want to break this tradition, hum! ā
Li Che listened to Li Shimin's complaints, yes is complaining, isn't this obviously not looking down on others, to put it bluntly, it is jealousy, but it is also a family that is sometimes too good at causing trouble, what do you say that you passed on that family that has no thousand-year dynasty and only a thousand-year? Isn't this adding to the emperor's blockage, you are unlucky to meet the awesome Li Er.
Maybe the Maison will complain that we didn't say it, but do you believe it yourself? Could it be that the common people in the countryside will say that it is estimated that there are not even many people who can read and write, even if there are people who read, it is not from your family.
Li Shimin complained for a while, and when he saw that no one responded, he turned his head and saw that Li Che was in a daze, and he went up with a kick.
"Virtuous son-in-law, how? What I said doesn't make sense? ā
"What?" Looking at Li Shimin's cannibalistic eyes, Li Che swallowed his saliva, and the light behind him was in a daze and didn't hear what he said, in case he said it wrong, hiss...
"Father-in-law, don't worry, the son-in-law is thinking about a very important question," Li Che saw that Li Shimin was about to kick, and hurriedly threw out his words to attract Li Shimin's attention.
"Say? I can't tell if you're ugly, so I'll whip your ass at the archway. ā
Li Che wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist on his head, and said: "The son-in-law is thinking about how to improve the material of this movable type, hehe, the son-in-law has thought of a good thing, the name of this thing is lead." ā
Li Che thought of this soft material and easy to carve, I don't know if Datang has it, in order to save the buttocks, and more importantly, to save face, if the butt is pumped at the gate of the palace, it will definitely spread throughout Chang'an City in less than a day, this is the first trick in the world. Those who are bored don't know how to arrange it.
Looking at Li Shimin's thoughtful appearance, Li Che thought of another metal and said, "Or tin." ā
"I know this lead, but what I am worried about is that this thing is scarce and not easy to raise," Li Shimin saw that Li Che would be wrong, and said with a frown on his beard.
"It's great, it's great, I don't know where it's found? My father-in-law hurriedly told me that my son-in-law was in urgent need of this thing, "Li Che's heart lit up, what kind of wood and clay are you using with this thing, why didn't you think of it earlier."
Li Shimin looked at Li Che's excited appearance, knowing that this thing must be the key to movable type, and a smile appeared on his face, but he was immediately a little embarrassed, and Li Che looked inexplicably wonderful.
"Virtuous son-in-law, what about this lead, I can give you an edict so that the craftsman can raise this thing, but how can you raise this by yourself? It's not easy for me to forcibly requisition," Li Shimin gave Li Che a clueless sentence, which made him even more confused.
"Where the hell is my father-in-law?"
Li Shimin looked at Li Che with a puzzled face, pursed his lips and said two words: "Taoism." ā
Temples? Li Che was dumbfounded, it is really not good to forcibly requisition, why? Who is Li Shimin's ancestor? Lao Tzu, that is the ancestor of Taoism, since this Taoism has become the state religion, this Taoist temple has also risen from the ground, and ordinary people do not want to provoke this group of Taoist priests. If this is forcibly requisitioned, wouldn't this be a slap in the face of the ancestors?
It's okay for us to buy it, right? Li Che felt that this group of Datang chemists wouldn't take that thing too seriously, right? However, Li Che still underestimated the end of the persistence of this group of warlocks.
Thinking that this group of biochemical warriors dared to stuff anything into their stomachs, what dansha, saltpeter and other things that he didn't know what they were, Li Che shivered.
But it seems that our Majesty Li Er also likes to knock medicine, it seems that we have to remind him. Don't make him happy, let us accompany him to live forever, then there is no place to judge, who told us to marry someone's favorite daughter.
"Father-in-law, what do you think of immortality?"
"Does the virtuous son-in-law also have a dabbling in this technique?" Li Shimin's face was happy, as an emperor, who doesn't want to rule for a long time, but this immortal technique can be encountered but not sought, and now he is very excited to hear Li Che mention it.
Li Che looked at Li Shimin's excited appearance, showed an expression that was really like this, and then his face turned pale, and he said seriously: "The son-in-law has not dabbled in it, and I also advise my father-in-law not to think about it, if anyone says that he can make people immortal, please ask his father-in-law to kill him." ā
Li Shimin was disappointed for a while when he heard Li Che say it, and then laughed for a while, how could he ask a child? However, when Li Che said that he was going to kill the person who sacrificed the art of immortality, his brows furrowed, and he was obviously a little angry.
Li Che saw that Li Shimin was displeased, and after considering his words, he said, "Does my father-in-law know what the elixir refined by this Danshi contains?" Dansha, saltpeter, herbs. For the time being, let's not talk about whether this herb is reasonably configured, just say that this dansha is edible? It's a very poisonous thing, and if you eat too much, you will be poisoned and die! I also asked my father-in-law to plan for the world, and don't be contaminated with this thing. ā
"Hiss," after listening to Li Che, Li Er's neck felt cold for a while, and there was some disbelief, is there really no such immortal technique?
Li Shimin walked back and forth and asked very seriously: "Is this serious?" ā
"The father-in-law can go to verify it to distinguish the truth of what the son-in-law said. It is best to test it with livestock, such as chickens, ducks, sheep, etc., and the results may be available quickly. ā
Li Shimin felt inexplicably irritable in his heart, wanting to vomit but feeling that there was nothing to vomit, and his face turned pale for a while.
Li Che didn't see it well, knowing that Li Shimin must have knocked the medicine, otherwise he wouldn't have such an expression, Li Che hurriedly comforted: "The pill is not too much to eat, it is not harmful to the body, and it can be recovered through recuperation, the main thing is not to contaminate this thing in the future." ā
Li Shimin's face was not very good, he was full of murderous energy, and said fiercely: "I want to go and witness it in person, and you will come with me." ā
After speaking, he strode out, leading a group of guards straight to the palace on one side.
Li Che followed closely to see what was going on.
After a while, I came to a large hall, and from time to time there was a strange smell coming from inside, a bit of medicinal incense, and the smell of burning wood. This is? Could it be that Li Er invited a warlock to refine the pill, hiss, now the matter is a big deal.
Li Che hurriedly followed to see what was inside.
A middle-aged man dressed as a Taoist priest who had just walked into the main hall led the two Taoist boys to make a gesture with one hand, and said with excitement on his face: "Your Majesty came just in time, Poor Dao has just refined two Wuji Pills, and if you eat it for a long time, you can become an immortal and enter the Dao, and enjoy the avenue of eternal life," he turned to look at a little boy beside him and said, "Tong'er is not going to invite him soon." ā