Chapter 254: Urine Escape
Male and female bathing is actually nothing in modern times, but in the Tang Dynasty, even if men and women wore strict clothes and coexisted in a pool and did nothing, it was a great thing, and the four words of bad customs would be ruthlessly buckled on your head by the people.
The indoor swimming pool, because it is winter, is put in warm water, steaming hot air, Yanglin will naturally not wear so tightly, at present, no one has come to play in these facilities, Yanglin plans to take Li Lizhi to swim first, let the people behind drink their bath water.
However, these two people did not swim seriously, with their age, they were definitely considered late married men and women in Datang, and they hugged each other to play KS after swimming for a while.
"Ahh
A sharp voice suddenly sounded in the empty swimming pool, and the forgetful two hurriedly separated.
"Ahem, it's Gao Yang! Brother-in-law, this is saving your sister, oh, she just fell into the water, we are doing artificial respiration, hehe, you don't know what artificial respiration is, right? It's to blow into the drowning person's mouth so that the drowning person can breathe, oh yes, your sister is fine now, let's go up! ”
Li Lizhi had already buried his red face in Yang Lin's chest, Yang Lin said while sneering and picked Li Liqin up from the water, in fact, the deepest water in this indoor swimming pool is only Yang Lin's waist, it is for those women who can't swim to soak in the water, with Li Lizhi's height, how can she choke on water, but Princess Gaoyang is a fart, she always likes to play behind Li Lizhen, she is only ten years old, and she is like a little adult.
"Hmph, don't lie to me, you don't call me when you come to play in the water, I'll play by myself." Gao Yang had already changed into a Tang-style strict swimming suit when she was in the locker room outside the door, and she jumped into the water by herself without waiting for Yang Lin to get close, but water is not for anyone to play, and people who enter the water for the first time will generally have an unstable center of gravity. It is easy to fall, Princess Gaoyang is no exception, she staggered and slipped as soon as she went, she was only ten years old, her height was not high, and the water on Yanglin's waist was already up to her neck.
"Oh, brother-in-law, help, I'm drowning, help me with artificial respiration."
Yanglin has a black line, and the little demon star Gao Yang is here. Yang Lin is not playing, in fact, he can stand firm after a little adaptation, Gao Yang doesn't need Yang Lin to save him at all, but this woman's pool Yang Lin didn't dare to stay anymore, picked up Gao Yang, and sent the two sisters to a more fun sauna, Yang Lin quickly escaped.
By the time Yang Lin changed his costume and returned to the banquet hall, Li Er had already drunk a lot and gathered in a hall with thousands of people. And he drank a high-grade wine like Yangjiang Daqu, even if it was a wine tank, he had to drink it, but this was fine, Yanglin didn't need to think of any excuse to stop Li Er from inspecting the heavenly and earthly nightclubs. If he really gave it to him, the eyes of Empress Eldest Sun would probably kill him.
Li Er was helped back by the inner attendant, but Yang Lin was pulled over by the nobles, and it was naturally the same group of boys he met in the Royal Academy who were embarrassed to drag Yang Lin away. Like Yu Chi Baolin and Cheng Chumo, these older children have already gone into battle to kill the enemy, and Changsun Chong. Li Huairen and others have also entered the court as officials, although the grade is not high, but they are all in important positions, the most strange thing for Yanglin is Li Chengqian and Li Tai brothers, they are actually on the side of the Xungui Hall, no wonder I didn't see these two people in the royal hall just now, needless to say that Yanglin also knows that the two brothers are befriending Xungui, after all, in the early Tang Dynasty, in addition to the seven clans and five surnames, it is the power of Xungui that is the greatest, and even the real power they hold is greater than the seven clans and five surnames, not to mention anything else, the most real military power is all in the hands of Xungui.
"Stop, what's this for?" The two goods actually didn't give Yang Lin too much opportunity to talk or pull and pull, and while directly pushing Yang Lin to the table, they poured a sea bowl that could hold half a jar of wine and put it in front of him.
"What else can you do, drink! Among those of us, you are the most capable, and the biggest bowl today is, of course, for you to drink. Cheng Chu smiled silently, in fact, this guy seems to be real, he is shrewd in his heart, for him, it is naturally the most enjoyable to drink a big bowl of wine, but Yanglin is not, qigong practice to a certain point, it is inevitable to drink some wine to stimulate the body, there is no martial artist who does not drink, but Yanglin has never drunk wildly, drinking depends on the mood, this is a habit he has developed in his two lives.
"There's a fraud!" Yang Lin didn't serve the bowl, but his eyes swept over the guys who looked at him with flattering smiles.
"Hehe, it's not a big deal, it's just a nightclub on earth that day, hehe, you know, I love to watch a lively or something"
"No, didn't we discuss the quota for Chang'an Academy? It's a place where we can learn science and technology, and learning the ability to build tanks has become our lifelong dream.
Cheng Chumo was only halfway through his words, and was interrupted by everyone, this doesn't need Yang Lin to speak, these guys who are drunk seven or eight points of alcohol don't recruit themselves, infighting, of course, what Cheng Chumo said is also the most true idea in his own heart, when it comes to reading, he can't compare to everyone except Wei Chi Baolin, if you let these guys learn well, you still have a mess, so shrewd as him, in fact, he is here to sabotage, everyone doesn't learn the best, at least now he has the highest rank.
"This matter, in fact, there is already a complete set of plans, but well, the academy is still early, you wait for the specific enrollment plan to be introduced, and you will definitely have priority at that time." Yang Lin said as he pushed the big bowl aside without a trace, this bowl of wine is probably not so simple, there is still a fraud!
"Oh, I said Kobayashi would think about everyone! There is no need to worry about this matter at all, then everyone will toast him with a bowl of wine and talk about gratitude! ”
Yu Chi Baolin is not a fool, as soon as Yang Lin's voice fell, he pushed the big bowl in front of Yang Lin again, and encouraged everyone to take their own cups and toast to Yang Lin together, according to normal terms, this situation is just like when Li Er was drunk just now, he can't refuse, the cup is dry, but Yang Lin is not Li Er, he doesn't need to be so powerful and domineering.
"Oops, I'm in a hurry to urinate, it seems that I drank too much water when I went swimming just now, everyone drink first, I'll come later." Yang Lin suddenly turned around and rushed towards the toilet outside the crowd, that expression really couldn't be more real, but he didn't know how to escape from the wine with this move, and directly gave Datang a new word, peeing.
"Do you say, will he come back?" Li Chengqian, who had been sitting upright and didn't speak much, smiled.
These nobles are playing. Naturally, I still know that the identity here is still respected by Li Chengqian. Usually when he speaks, it is natural to answer with him as the center.
"Can he come back or not, this bathroom or something, so close, let's just wait for him at the door, this bowl of wine, he drinks it, and if he doesn't drink it, he drinks it." As soon as Yu Chi Baolin's words came out, everyone felt that it was extremely true, and hurriedly rushed to the door of the bathroom. But how can a master of urine escape give people the opportunity to block themselves in the bathroom! Yanglin didn't go in at all, walked out of the corridor directly, went down the stairs, and after a while, he went out to Wanmin Square, at this time it was already dark, but the performance of Wanmin Square had just entered the climax, under the illumination of the lights, the stage that had been built for more than half a month became more colorful. And the sound quality is not very good speaker,It has already made the people in the square begin to fall into the devil,They have never heard the singing of Xiliang and other art troupes so clearly。
As for what is deceptive in the wine, Yang Lin has roughly expected it. It's just that Yang Lin is in the limelight today, which has aroused the hatred of the noble boys, and if you want to trick Yang Lin, the best trick is not to treat others in the way of others. In addition to the fish gallbladder in the wine. It's fish gall, which is Yanglin's favorite thing to use when he marches at sea to punish officers who can't complete tasks according to standards, who calls the sea no fun. It's just that there are a lot of fish galls!
Looking at the jubilant scene on Wanmin Square, Yanglin felt a lot, the strength of the Tang Dynasty is based on the initial entry into the industrial age, but there are still many new problems to be solved under such a strong situation, there is a fundamental difference between governing a feudal society and governing an industrial society, with the improvement of people's cognitive ability, their claim for rights will continue to deepen, if the imperial court can not meet the needs of most people, then there may be big problems, the eldest grandson Wuji's hair has turned white by nearly half in this year, Originally, he should have been the longest-lived minister under Li Shimin, but a Tang Dynasty code directly caused him to die more than half of his brain cells, and I am afraid that a short life is inevitable.
The purpose of Yanglin's establishment of Chang'an Academy is to cultivate some talents who can manage a new type of society for Datang, of course, it will not be effective in the short term, from the completion of the academy to the success of students, it will take at least five to ten years of hard work, but now, the people are still immersed in the joy of just getting rid of poverty, and they will not think too much about social problems at all, that is, the simple folk customs of Datang, so that Yanglin has time to do these things.
What the court will do in the next year is actually Yang Lin has already predicted, but he did not plan to participate in person, not to mention that his qigong has been practiced to a critical moment, and he needs Li Bin's personal guidance, and he will not leave Chang'an in the short term, that is, he will marry Li Li, which is also an extremely time-consuming and labor-intensive thing, the eldest princess marries, in the Tang Dynasty's etiquette system, is second only to the emperor marrying the queen, the so-called marriage, marrying is placed in front of the marriage, it can be seen that its importance is greater than marrying, so the emperor marries a daughter, generally more grand than the emperor's concubine.
And the defeat of Hou Junji Goryeo is the biggest stain since Li Er came to power, although Xue Rengui saved face for the Tang Dynasty a little, but the stain is a stain, Li Er, a domineering emperor will not allow the stain to be stored zài, judging from today's banquet arrangement, the identity of the most distinguished foreign guest was placed in the lowest banquet hall, this is a naked insult, it can be seen that Li Er does not respect them, and there is a meaning of letting them reach an agreement and form an alliance, they do not align, Li Er couldn't find so many excuses to eliminate them one by one! At this moment, Li Er has been arrogant to the point that all the countries in the world are self-respecting, and naturally thought of the blueprint for the unification of Asia and the entry into the world that Yang Lin sketched for him at the beginning.
Pacing slowly, Yang Lin unconsciously walked to Xinghuafang, since the urine escaped, it is natural to escape thoroughly, the business operation, with Yanglin's current identity and power, of course, there is no need to take care of it personally, but don't forget the few grand wishes that Yang Lin made when he first arrived in Datang, if he didn't do those few things, Yang Lin even felt that he had wasted this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cross in vain. (To be continued......)