In the middle of the night, my little brother was disobedient again and glared at me angrily. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I sighed and had to say, "System, can you summon Bobo for me?" ”

The system coldly replied to me with only one word: "Get out." ”

This guy has always been very unsympathetic, after all, it's just a system.

You read that right, I have a system, a very awesome summoning system, and I don't know what's going on anyway. Well, to be exact, it should have been crossed.

You read that right, it is so, and I am convinced of that. The source is that I saw an essay in the history category on the starting point website, so I planned to write a book that is very awesome, will be popular in the future, and can make me a god, the name I have been thinking about for a long time (well, in fact, I only thought about it for a few seconds), called "The First in History of Chaos". The reason is that the great god Zhang Xiaohua wrote a book "The First Chaos in History", and I had to use the name "The First Chaos in History", who asked me to write the book late. Of course, I also want to use the fire of "The First Chaos in History" to burn me, as long as I don't burn to death.

Of course, all of this is my obscenity. In fact, I didn't wait for the title to be approved, and I was already here, still writing Mao's book.

God knows how, I swear to the light bulb (the light bulb doesn't show up anyway), I definitely didn't think about Bobo, I didn't think about any other rattan basket or empty or anything, so my little brother got angry and had nothing to do with me at all. Well, I admit it, I did get tempted by the corrupt ideas of capitalism and couldn't help but have a little dirty thoughts. Sure enough, it's all fart. I can't control my little brother, and I have a woolen relationship with other people's capitalism.

I was thinking about whether to send the book to the creation or to the starting point, when I realized that I had already crossed over, and it was indeed a bit of a pain. Sometimes crossing is such a painful thing.

A lot of people think that I should be surprised at this time. But in fact, I was really taken aback, because I traveled to the "First Chaos in History" that I was about to write, and a future god-level author was lost like this, and the editor of China Literature must be secretly wiping away tears. Well, the night was good, and the only drawback was that I didn't get out of the habit of bragging.

To be exact, I traveled to a dynasty that I don't know when, and I set it in the novel at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, but it was not the beginning of the Three Kingdoms, but it directly integrated the Wuhu Chaohua into the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. My plan is to set up a very awesome summoning system, where the protagonist can summon heroes from various eras to get a high level of compulsion. Of course, it's not the kind of mode of fantasy monster fighting and upgrading, nor is it the immortal cultivation mode of Xianxia killing people and destroying the belly, it is purely a hodgepodge of history.

That's why I named the book "The First Chaos in History", but now it seems that I don't have to think about whether to go to creation or the starting point.

Forget it, no, the devil knows how this happened to me.

Here's what this summoning system probably does:

There are a total of six levels of system upgrades. The first level can summon some of the most awesome characters from the novel. The second level can summon some charlatans, that is, the kind of people who kill people and set fires, because this kind of people meet the requirements of this history (from this point of view, I didn't set it randomly). The third stage is to summon some very awesome generals, the fourth stage is to summon more awesome generals, and the fifth stage is the most hanging, you can summon some, eh, let's not talk about it for the time being. Of course, there's a sixth stage, and I don't want to talk about it, because it's more painful.

Well, having said all that, the little brother is still angry. I can't wait to kill myself now, why did I add one when I set it: I can't summon beautiful women. This is probably death.

From this point of view, I'm a genius, and you've seen anyone who has killed themselves?

Actually, in addition to these features, I have two other stunts:

The first is the escape skill, called "Walk Up", which is a very awesome skill, and the speed can be upgraded from one to six times, corresponding to the system level.

As for the second type, in fact, I thought about it seriously for a long time (that is, I only thought about it for two seconds before crossing), and I don't know whether to use Li Xunhuan's flying knife stunt or Lu Xiaofeng's spirit rhino finger. But the second I crossed was thinking about Li Xunhuan's flying knife stunt, so I now have both the flying knife stunt and the spirit rhino finger.

How can I feel embarrassed? So I happily accepted.

By the way, there is another point, which is the upgrade system of the system. Well, you need to force the grid, the first level needs ten points to force the grid, the second level is one hundred, the third level is ten thousand, the fourth level is one hundred thousand, the fifth level is million, and the sixth level I haven't thought about it yet, the ghost knows how much it takes.

This proves that I am an absolute genius, because that alone can definitely kill myself. Originally, these were set for the protagonist.,You guessed right.,Used to abuse the protagonist.。 If it's the protagonist, then you definitely don't have to die, because you have the aura of the protagonist. So, the question is, I, the author, have crossed over and robbed the protagonist of his job, so who gave me the halo of the protagonist?

You say, 'Am I a genius?' Don't admit it, I know that you all admit in your hearts that I am a genius, and you have the ability to pit yourself to death.

I have come to the conclusion that pretending to be forced is a prelude to death, and it is the only choice to die.

According to the plot development set by my previous outline, I will meet an old man next, just like the big fool in "Kung Fu", who fooled me to the barracks, so I calmly waited for him to appear.

As soon as I silently counted three times, he would appear.

"One, two, three."

I silently counted three times, but I still didn't show up, I had never seen such a dishonest person.

When I counted to a hundred, I finally heard a broken gong singing a meat song appeared.

"The eldest girl of the drunken flower building is a son, big and round."

"That fleshy ass, it's curvy and white."

"I really want to go up and wipe two handfuls, but my old man has no money."

It's definitely this thing, there will be no one else except him.

He saw me, and his eyes were shining with a thief's light.

Next, he'd say I'm skeletal amazement or something, and he'll trick me into going to the barracks, earning brokerage fees, and squeezing my surplus value. In this way, he will have the money to go to the drunken flower building to discuss the philosophy of life with the eldest girl.

The dead old man smiled like a chrysanthemum and began to fool me: "Little brother, I see that you are surprised by your bones・・・・・・"

I interrupted him impatiently: "You must say that I am a genius in martial arts, a pillar of the country, able to save all the people from fire and water, and will become the leader of the Celestial Wolf Battalion, the pioneer of the fine willows, with an unlimited future, and fame and fortune at my fingertips・・・・・・"

The dead old man looked at me in astonishment, covered my mouth to prevent me from speaking, and asked, "How do you know what I'm going to say?" ”

I said in my heart, nonsense, if I don't know, you can go to Ritian.

"Actually, you're wrong." The dead old man still covered my mouth and didn't let me speak, "I want to say: robbery, hand over the money." ”

Soon, he let me go in a friendly way, and said to me in a serious tone, "How can I rob? You see I'm so old, the loess is buried up to my neck, where do I look like a villain? But I just want to lead by example and tell you that you must have backbone to be a man, and don't think about getting something for nothing. To be kind, you must do: sweep the floor for fear of hurting the lives of ants, and cherish the moth gauze lamp. In this way, we can become a Buddha as soon as possible. Amitabha, immeasurable celestial. ”

I think he was right, people should be honest with each other, and in order to lighten the atmosphere, I also threw away the bricks in my hand.