"The paper can't contain the fire, Princess Heyang knew about it a few years ago, and she took someone to arrest the little concubine and beat her to death. Unexpectedly, the horse master was an infatuated lover, so he hugged the corpse of the concubine and cried, and then went up the mountain to become a monk. ”

Qin Lei patted the case and said: "If you hang yourself, you should be exposed." ”

The little fat man smiled, nodded and said, "The hero sees the same thing." When floating a big white. The two of them clinked glasses. After drinking a few cups, Qin Lei really found that the little fat man's complexion was much better, it seemed that this kid was really not bragging.

The little fat man ate a chopstick dish, swallowed and drank a sip of wine, and then continued: "In this way, Princess Heyang is widowed, and she has no face to live in the Suguo Mansion, and His Majesty also feels indebted to his daughter, so he gave her the palace when he was a prince, and since then Princess Heyang has monopolized the mountain, but she is also at ease." ”

Qin Lei bowed his head and said, "I see, then how can it be related to these women?" ”

The little fat man said: "Princess Heyang has hated men more and more since she lived alone, and she has liked to dance with knives and guns since she was a child. Don't look at me like that, how do I know how your father taught me? So he set up a club in the palace called the Mulan Society, known as the women who don't let the eyebrows go. Martial artists were also hired to teach martial arts. ”

Qin Lei didn't expect this sister to have a gang background, and groaned: "Are there many people who have joined? ”

The little fat man said depressedly: "At first, everyone joined in the fun, and there were many official ladies in the capital who participated. Even my sister joined in in for a moment. ”

"This club is strictly taught, and the average daughter can not endure this kind of hardship. It is that many have withdrawn. My sister is a tough girl, and she couldn't hold on until the spring of this year. The little fat man looked proud.

Seeing Qin Lei's funny face, the little fat man said angrily: "Do you know that there are still a few clubs of more than 100 people now?" He stretched out his fat five fingers and shouted, "Five! ”

"In addition to my sister, there are these four today." Qin Lei said suddenly.

The little fat man laughed, "Yes." Then he said angrily: "The remaining four women consider themselves elites and are known as the Four Heroines of Kyoto. Messing with trouble all day long, and claiming to be uneven. But relying on his status and the blessing of the second princess, no one in Zhongdu City dared to provoke, and gradually his eyes grew to the top of his head, thinking that Zhongdu could no longer accommodate their female dragons. In the recent battle ahead, these female bandits envied Princess Xiuning of the previous dynasty, and wanted to form some women's army to serve in Hanguguan. ”

Qin Lei laughed and said, "Wouldn't it be a good thing if I went?" ”

The little fat man said, "If it's their own, they can go if they want." I want to pull someone else. This morning, I called my sister to Princess Heyang's mansion and insisted that she sign a letter of enlistment. The sister has already accepted her heart, how can she agree. was beaten by these shrews, and now she is still lying in the house. Ay. The little fat man looked sad and seemed to be very sad.

Qin Lei knew that this was just the words of the little fat man's family, and he couldn't do it true, but he also generally knew the ins and outs of the matter. Suddenly figured it out, Youyou asked, "Is there anyone among these four women who is more noble than Wen Ruotong?" That's why you pulled me on your back? He figured it out, at that time, even if he didn't talk about Wanlilou, the little fat man would also pull him away. This kid clearly went straight to Wanli Tower.

The little fat man lost his voice and said, "How do you know?" He was indeed as Qin Lei thought, although he was not afraid of offending the princess, but he would always bring some trouble to the family, so as soon as he recognized Qin Lei, he had the intention of taking him as a bag.

Qin Lei closed his eyes and said: "Wen Sandao broke my identity, and his sister was still trembling with fear, but the woman behind me dared to sneak attack me." Say, who is she? He opened his eyes and glared at the little fat man. It's just that the voice is still calm.

The little fat man said weakly: "It's not anyone, it's just what ......"

"What?" Qin Lei asked.

"Princess ......"

There are a total of four princesses in Daqin today, the eldest princess is married to Nanchu, and the second princess is Heyang, and the fourth princess is said to have a heavy body and cannot leave the palace. Only Princess Shanyang, who was born with Princess Heyang's mother, is the sister of the eldest prince.

Qin Lei recalled the appearance of the woman holding the Emei thorn who wanted to slap someone in a hurry, as well as the resentful eyes, and couldn't help but be secretly refreshed. Originally, I regretted that I couldn't make a golden branch and jade leaf, but now I finally got what I wanted, which is really refreshing. The only fly in the ointment is that I don't know when I fight, which affects the senses.

But his face was gloomy and he didn't say a word.

The little fat man really thought he was angry, stood up and bowed deeply to apologize: "Brother, the little brother had to send an arrow at that time." Besides, if the younger brother is not guilty, can he suffer this injury? The younger brother swore to the heavens that there would be no next time. "The attitude is very sincere.

Qin Lei raised his eyelids and snorted, "Don't take it as an example." ”

The little fat man was overjoyed, bowed, and grateful.

The two drank again, and only then did they get up and go downstairs when they saw that the sun was going west. When it was time to settle the account, the little fat man rushed to settle the account, and he was afraid that Qin Lei would compete with him and separate Qin Lei from the counter, and said in a smile: "Next time my brother will please, next time my brother will please." ”

Qin Lei didn't shirk either, he looked at him fixedly for a long time, and when he saw that he had finished paying the bill, he smiled and said, "Actually, I don't have any on me." ”

The little fat man's smiling face suddenly fell, and he said helplessly: "Okay, let's settle it." ”

Qin Lei smashed his chest and chuckled: "You are good, I, Qin Lei, recognize you as a friend." After saying that, he didn't care about him, turned around and left.

The little fat man stayed for a long time before he came back to his senses and pouted, "Who is rare." After speaking, he pulled his legs and followed behind Qin Lei's ass and said loudly: "Brother, brother, junior brother invites you to go to Yudaihe to play in the evening." ”

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Qin Lei didn't go to the Yudai River in the end, but just agreed with the little fat man to swim the Yudai River together next time, so he got into a brand-new carriage and returned to the East Palace.

When he returned to the Scholar Pavilion, it was already in the west, and the new palace maid trembled and took off her regular clothes for Qin Lei and changed into civilian clothes. Then he saluted respectfully and departed as if he had fled.

Qin Lei smiled helplessly, he stayed in the Scholar Pavilion for less than eight days, and the palace maids who were originally assigned to him hanged one of them, and two were missing. This casualty rate is too high even for the dangerous profession of palace maids. is based on his image in the heart of the palace maid, who has quickly degenerated from Prince Charming to an ogre. The few remaining servants in the house are also in danger, for fear that one day bad luck will come to them.

Qin Lei stood at the door, looking at a flock of birds fluttering in the sunset, and there was a goshawk hovering in the sky higher. Qin Lei muttered: "Run away, the farther you escape, the better, otherwise none of them will survive." ”

The palace maids standing on both sides shivered and looked at each other in fear.

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(Extended version of the content, hehe)

The dinner was eaten by Qin Lei himself, and the prince came back very late in the evening. As soon as he came back, he called Qin Lei to the study, retreated left and right, and sat behind the desk staring at Qin Lei with annoyance.

Qin Lei knew that retribution was coming, so he was not in a hurry, and stepped forward to bring tea to the prince and said, "Second brother has been busy for a day, hard work, drink tea and drink tea." ”

The prince wanted to beat him severely, but seeing his lazy appearance, he knew that what he said was in vain. took the teacup and put it back on the desk, the tea overflowed, wetting the few big words just written on the table: no haste, be patient.

Qin Lei looked at the words that had not dried in the ink, and said depressedly: "Brother can scold if you want to, it's the younger brother's sin to suffocate your body." ”

Seeing his aggrieved look, the prince laughed angrily: "Fifth brother, fifth brother, when I first met you, you pretended to be a humble gentleman, and you made the second brother so happy." Within a few days, the fox's tail was revealed. You are nothing more than your third brother and fourth brother plus a piece. ”

Qin Lei was surprised: "I have such a high level? ”

The prince snorted: "On the first day, I ruined the palace maids, and on the second day, the palace maids hanged themselves, and two more palace maids disappeared in a few days. Today, he fought in the street again, and went to Wanlilou to spread wild. The most hateful thing is to beat a woman. Also a dozen four. Still...... Also ......"

The prince couldn't say anything. Qin Lei hurriedly added: "I also beat the third sister." ”

The prince shook his head and said with a smile: "No, no, this is a good fight, a good fight, and the second brother is in a good mood." Hahaha......" said that he was no longer angry, and the more he thought about it, the happier he became, and finally laughed at the desk.

Qin Lei couldn't have imagined that the prince actually had such a deep grudge against Princess Shanyang. But he knew that he couldn't let the prince lose his temper anymore, so he reluctantly asked, "Then what else did I do wrong?" ”

The prince stood up, wiped away the tears from laughter, and said breathlessly: "I was going to scold you for making fox friends and dog friends, but when I think of the angry and corrupt appearance of the concubine today, I am not angry at all." ”

Qin Lei was silent.

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