Chapter 2106: The Extended Meaning of Drawing a Bow and Releasing an Arrow
Guo Ye shook his head and said, "How do I know what Qihuang technique?" What he just said was a lie to him. ”
"Huh? So how do you know that he has insomnia in the middle of the night, gets up dizzy, and ...... And ......"
"And shivering after urinating?"
"Exactly."
Guo Ye smiled narrowly and said, "King Chitose, do you also have these problems?" ”
Yang Sheng lowered his head and said, "It's not a secret, there really is." ”
"Haha! The wingman doesn't have to be embarrassed, these symptoms are common to most people. ”
"No, I used to pee when I ......"
"It used to be warm. Now these days are a cold spring, very cold. So, almost all people shiver after urinating. This may not be related to kidney deficiency. ”
Yang Sheng said: "I understand, what you did today is similar to the bet you made with Qingqing at the beginning." ”
"Exactly."
"You're saying he can't get close to women, and that's false?"
"Not necessarily." Guo Ye chuckled lightly and said, "If his psychological quality is not good, maybe he really can't get close to women." ”
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"Huh? How so? ”
That night, Dong Maoshi sat on the chair dejectedly and talked to himself.
That's right, he really "can't". Although he verbally expressed disbelief, Guo Ye's words were deeply rooted in his heart.
Just now, he brought a concubine over, wanting to prove that what Guo Ye said was pure nonsense, but suddenly found that it was difficult for that thing to stand tall anymore.
To put it simply, he called it psychological impotence, and the more he worried that he couldn't do it, the more he couldn't do it, and in the end it really didn't work.
Of course, Dong Maoshi didn't have this medical knowledge, and he secretly wondered in his heart, could it be that I can no longer enjoy the fun between men and women at a young age?
I regret it, if only I had listened to King Qin's words, wouldn't it be ten years? Endure it and it's over.
What now?
King Qin, King Qin, you are the reincarnation of the Great Black Heavenly God, acne can be restrained, can't it be just such a way to cure kidney deficiency?
Don't let me down!
Thinking about it, his gaze fell on the bow given by Guo Ye.
Dong Maoshi prayed: "God! Emperor of Heaven! Daikokutenjin! And the gods and Buddhas passing by! I hope you can bless me with that thing in my crotch in the future, like this bow, I can shoot as many arrows as I want, and shoot as long as I want. ”
When he had finished reading, he drew an arrow from the quiver box, placed it on the bow, pulled the back of the bow with his left hand, and pulled the bowstring with his right, and called out "Open!" ”
And then...... Nothing then. Dong Maoshi didn't even pull the semicircle, so he couldn't pull it anymore.
That arrow drooped weakly, it seemed to contain some special meaning, and Dong Mao was dumbfounded at this moment......
Of course, this matter is not Guo Ye's intentional row, he is not so godly.
In fact, Guo Ye did not have any good intentions in sending this treasure bow, but what he wanted to hint at was ...... White barbarians can't.
Three days later, Qingtang Village.
The gongs and drums are noisy, the colorful flags are fluttering, and the alliance between Datang and Baiman is held here.
"King Qin Chitose, do you think my clan athletes are still strong?" Dong Sijiang, the patriarch of the Fu clan, asked with a smile.
"It's really a powerful force."
"Do you think the weapons in their hands are still sharp?"
"Although it can't be called a magic weapon, it can be regarded as a rare good weapon."
"Can their armor be called strong?"
"So to speak."
"It is rumored that your Tang Dynasty Son of Heaven said that I can use one to ten, without him, a strong soldier and a sharp ear. I don't know if there is such a thing? ”
"There's such a thing."
"That'll do." Dong Sijiang said: "I have tens of thousands of good sons and daughters like those who are strong and strong, why should I be under the emperor of the Tang Dynasty?" Huimeng can, but I want my family to recognize the Tang Dynasty as the master. Forget it. ”
Guo Ye raised his eyebrows and said, "It seems that your old man is quite confident in Bai Man's military strength." Dong Gongzi, what about you? ”
"Me?" Where can Dong Maocheng take care of this, from last night to now, he has been thinking about his impotence, and said, "I...... I don't care. It's all done! It's all done! ”
"Are you satisfied with the bow I gave you last night?"
"Not satisfied! Not satisfied at all. Dong Maoshi said: "What kind of broken bow are you?" If you don't use it, you can't pull it away at all. ”
"No......" Guo Ye pretended to be surprised: "This bow is the king's beloved thing, in order to express his respect for you, he specially sent it, how can it not be opened?" ”
"What am I lying to you for? If you don't believe me, pull it to me. ”
"That's fine."
Guo Ye took the bow and drew his bow and arrows. With a slight force, the bow opens like a full moon, and the arrow goes like a shooting star. An arrow hit the bull's-eye in the distance, and said, "Isn't this bow very easy to use?" ”
"This ...... I'll try again! ”
Dong Maoshi tried again, but as a result, he still couldn't pull it open!
He blushed and said, "I have heard for a long time that King Qin was born with divine power, and when I saw it today, it was really extraordinary. It seems that I have no part in this bow. ”
Guo Ye's face sank and said, "Are you saying that my intention to give you the bow is insincere?" ”
"Uh...... You can also understand it that way. What's the use of a bow that doesn't work? ”
"To tell you the truth, this bow is not only I can pull it, but most people can pull it. If you can't pull it open, it only means that your kidneys are really ......"
Dong Maoshi hurriedly interrupted: "Don't talk about those messes, I'm a rare good player in the army, I can't even pull it away, let alone others." ”
"Oh? Really? Guo Ye said: "That's too strange." Among our Tang army, we can find a random person to pull this bow. ”
"How is that possible?"
"If you don't believe me, you can identify the people I brought with you, and see if anyone can't pull the bow."
"Finger it is, I don't believe in this evil anymore!" Dong Maoshi casually found a Tang Jun and said, "You pull this bow and take a look." ”
"Yes!"
The Tang Jun couldn't help but smile, pulled the bow into a full circle, and said, "Dong Gongzi is still satisfied?" ”
"This ...... This one...... I didn't see it, your kid's strength is really big. ”
"Where, where, you praise it. The strength of the villain is very average in the army. ”
"Hmph, being too modest is pride. I'll try someone else. ”
Immediately afterwards, he found a few more Tang soldiers, but the result was as Guo Ye said, everyone could pull this bow.
Dong Maoshi tried to find a few more white barbarian soldiers with natural powers, but he couldn't pull them away.
He wondered: "This is really evil, could it be that this bow can recognize people, and only Han people can pull it open?" ”
Dong Sijiang sighed and said, "Silly boy, don't be ashamed. No need to ask, these people are all elite soldiers selected by King Qin. ”
"The elite soldiers can't explain it. The king of Qin brought a thousand people. All of them are stronger than our best warriors? So what qualifications do we have to compete with Datang? ”
"Uh...... This ......" Dong Sijiang was also a little dumbfounded, and said that the gap between the two armies is really that big?
The gap between the two armies, of course, is not that big.
It must be admitted that in this era, from north to south, the combat effectiveness of soldiers is getting lower and lower.
The reason why the Central Plains Dynasty could not take down all the land in the south was mainly due to the lack of adaptation to the soil and water and epidemics.
The quality of Datang's soldiers far surpasses that of Bai Man, that's for sure. The elite soldiers selected by Guo Ye can beat the elite of the white barbarians, which can also be established.
But to say that the most powerful soldier in the white barbarians is not as good as the weakest soldier among Guo Ye, the thousandth, is nonsense.
The main problem is still on this bow, which was made by skilled craftsmen gathered by Li Yifu. In order to pull full, the direction of force is slightly different from that of a normal bow.
The people under Guo Ye all mastered the technique of pulling this bow after a long time of practice.
This is the third method that Li Yifu proposed when he offered advice to Guo Ye. This bow is so exquisitely made that it is specially used to show off force to the white barbarians.
Although Dong Sijiang also felt strange, he couldn't think of the cause and effect of this incident.
He said to Guo Ye: "Okay, the old man admits it." The strength of your Tang Army is stronger than ours. But you're a thousand-handed. We are vains, but there are 100,000 people......"
Guo Yedao: "100,000 people? That sounds like a lot, but if you don't stick together, I'm afraid it's not a big deal. ”
"Of course we can be united."
"Oh? Is it? Guo Ye smiled slightly and said, "If the bronze drums of other tribes surpass your clan." Will he happily give way? ”