Chapter 05: Demon Saint Zhu Yan
"Climb up the hill ahead, hurry up, you idiot!" After the white ape gave a gluttonous punch, he commanded it proudly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The gluttony was punched, and sure enough, he was happy, he shook his big tongue, and immediately increased his speed by another gear, and ran happily towards the five-fingered mountain that looked like a human hand.
Xiao Dan didn't know what the relationship between these two monsters was, he didn't even think it was terrible when he saw the stupid appearance of the glutton, and even felt that the gluttony was a little cute.
Halfway up Wuzhi Mountain, gluttonous with the two masters, slowly walked into the big cave in front of him.
"Woo! Woo! The Great Sage! You've really suffered for the past 500 years! How can such a loyal servant of yours live in such a place? Woo....... Looking at the bare environment in the cave, which was so simple that there was nothing there, the gluttony lay on the ground and covered his face, and howled and cried.
"What is this monster crying about? It's too daring, isn't it? The big monster won't eat you, can't you have a little backbone? Dan sat on the stone and looked curiously at everything in front of him.
"Stupid gluttony is easy to deceive. Hmph, am I as stupid as you are? How could I possibly live in a hellish place like this where birds don't poop? Hey, hey, hey, it's so much fun. While snickering in his heart, the white ape preached indignantly to the glutton.
"Cry! You still have the face to cry! For the past 500 years, you have been blessed in the paradise. But what about me? But I want to live in this kind of wilderness where there are no ghosts, and I drink the northwest wind every day! How are you doing, you are still taking advantage of me, a poor demon? You say, "Are you right about me?" The white ape forced his smile and asked the gluttony angrily.
"Great Sage! I, I, how dare I take advantage of you? Wronged, Great Sage! I didn't take advantage of you! Not really! Gluttony shouted anxiously loudly.
"None? How dare you quibble! Bai Ze sent you to see me punished, but what about you! You're trying to eat people! And put all the blame on my head! Isn't that so? Do you dare to say that you didn't take advantage of me? I'll beat you bastard-! The white ape happily jumped on the gluttonous head and began to bully the other party openly.
"Misunderstanding! Great Sage, you misunderstood! I just want to smell people, I don't want to eat people! I really don't! Really! ……。 Gluttony held his head pitifully and kept explaining loudly.
However, it doesn't matter if you are wronged or not, you will be gluttonous on a sunny day, and you will be idle anyway, don't explain so much, let's beat it first.
The white ape teased enough gluttony, so he pretended to sit down on the big stone, and said to it seriously: "Okay, Uncle Ben has seen everything and sees that you really don't want to eat people, so get up." ”
"Thank you, thank you, thank you! Great Sage, you are really wise and powerful, and you are like a god in judging cases! Gluttony praised the white ape with great gratitude.
"All right, since you have seen and seen, where you came from and where you go back. Uncle Ben's heart is like water now, and he is dedicated to the Tao and works hard to cultivate, you go, don't bother me again. The white ape pretended to be very forced, closed his eyes, and looked like a big demon.
"Oh, I see, Great Sage. The little demon will retire and not disturb your old practice. After saying that, he honestly withdrew from the cave.
"Squeak squeak......! Squeak squeak squeak ......! ……。 As soon as the gluttony left, the white ape immediately jumped up, squeaked and laughed, and stood on the stone, jumping up and down back and forth.
"What are you doing back? Looking for a fight? When the white ape found that the gluttony had gone and returned, he immediately sat down on the stone and pretended to be a demon again.
Now Xiao Dan has understood that the White Ape Bacheng is a big liar, and he was stunned for a moment when he bluffed the poor gluttony.
"Great Sage, look at my brain, it's so confused, I almost forgot about it. Great Sage, Master Bai Ze said, you don't have to stay in the world anymore! You're finally back to where you are! Gluttony grinned excitedly and shouted happily to the white ape.
"You're fart-! I, I, my fake ......, hundreds of years in prison! Good boy, how dare you fake orders? I'll kill you bunny! "The white ape is really anxious this time, it doesn't know how happy it is in the world, and it doesn't want to leave at all.
So, it's only a little bit away this time, and it's going to really hurt the gluttony.
"Let's go, I'm tired of standing up to the sky and the earth, and I believe in my words! If you say you will receive a thousand years, you will receive a thousand years! One less day, I won't leave! Zhu Yan was uneasy in his heart, and shouted categorically to the gluttony.
When the gluttonous heard this, he didn't blink an eye, and slammed headlong into the stone wall of the cave.
Zhu Yan swooped to the glutton's head, it kicked the stone wall with both feet, and pressed the top of the glutton's head directly from top to bottom with one palm, and pressed the other party down with one palm.
Then, Zhu Yan kicked the gluttony out with one kick, rushed to the other party's body with blood-red eyes, roared angrily, and beat the other party hard with one punch!
"I'm grass! What the are you crazy about! If you want to die, get out of here! You're a retarded, dead idiot, stupid enough to learn from humans to commit suicide! I'll fuck your mother....... Zhu Yan kept beating gluttony angrily, until the other party was seriously injured and couldn't move, and then it finally stopped.
"Big ...... Saint, I ...... and I don't want to die. But ......, Master Bai Ze said...... If you don't go back with me, ...... I ......, I must ......, and ...... die in front of you." Gluttony intermittently told Zhu Yan the truth.
"Bai Ze-! You bastard! After Zhu Yan was stunned for a moment, he roared loudly in anger.
"The world of youkai is simply too violent. Hitting each other is a sign of love for each other. If you are excited, you must commit suicide. Next, the one who saved the other party had to beat the suicide half to death, and then shouted to show his strength. Violent, barbaric, uncultured, alas, ......, a monster is a monster. Xiao Dan lay on the stone, and kept feeling a lot of emotion in his heart.
Zhu Yan can't take care of Xiao Dan now, and its top priority is to cure the gluttony as soon as possible.
Of course, the treatment of monsters, of course, is wonderful, don't want it.
After Zhu Yan smashed the boulder into pieces with one punch, he grabbed two cantaloupe-sized stones and returned to the glutton's side.
Then, it stretched the gluttonous mouth up and down, and then stuffed the stone into the other party's mouth, and after one piece was stuffed, Zhu Yan didn't care about the other party's reaction, and directly stuffed the other stone into the glutton's mouth.
This is not the end, Zhu Yan ran back and forth more than a dozen times, until all the broken stones were stuffed into the mouth of the gluttonous like garbage, and then it stopped.
Xiao Dan was completely stupid at this time, he didn't expect that the white ape would be able to lose his heart to such an extent.
"Thank you Great Sage for saving me, but ......, alas, ......, I have to ......!" After eating a boulder, more than twice his size, he immediately stood up vigorously.
"You idiot don't have to die! I'll go back with you! Zhu was disgusted and shouted loudly at the gluttony.
"Great Sage...... Great Sage, Great Sage-! Woo......! Touched, he fell to the ground with his head in his arms again, and began to cry.
Zhu Yan couldn't take care of gluttony at this time, it was irritable with its hands behind its back, walking back and forth in front of Xiao Dan, and from time to time, it would grin and scratch its head.
"What should I do? What the hell should I do? My fur can fool ordinary monsters, but those old guys can't be bluffed! By the way, and Bai Ze's bastard, it will definitely find out! It's a dog! Why is this the time? Can't you just let me stay for another hundred years! I only need a hundred years! Alas......, there is no way to ....... Thinking of this, Zhu Yan looked at Xiao Dan dejectedly, ready to send the child back to the human world.
However, when it looked at the stone again, except for the gluttony with a smirk on his face, Xiao Dan disappeared without a trace!
"Great Sage, let's go. The little young master's body is too weak, I took it in my mouth, you see. As he spoke, he opened his big mouth and revealed Xiao Dan who was howling and crying inside.
"Huh? Hurry up, ......, okay, I didn't hear what you just said, let's go. After Zhu Yan said something extremely vaguely, he rushed out of the cave with a swish.
"Great! There was a fool who helped me take the blame! Perfect, so perfect! Zhu Yan ran happily while cheering happily in his heart.