Chapter 03: Understanding Each Other
After Xiao Dan woke up in a daze, as soon as he opened his eyes, the first thing that caught his eye was a big white ape face full of fairy energy. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Huh? Didn't I get stuffed into that jar? What the hell is this guy doing? Well......? Xiao Dan suddenly found that his whole body was full of strength, and he had a strong urge not to vomit or be unhappy.
"Asleep? It's strange that he actually slept while sitting. Xiao Dan tapped the belly of the white ape, thinking that the other party was sleeping, and suddenly breathed a sigh of air.
"Don't leave now, wait when!" Thinking of this, Xiao Dan rolled on the white ape's lap and left his makeshift crib.
"I'll ——!" He thought that the white ape was sitting on the bed, and as long as he rolled, he should fall on the bed, but Xiao Dan didn't expect it at all, and the script was not written like this at all.
The white ape maintained a meditative posture, and was more than two meters high from the bed out of thin air, suspended in mid-air!
As a result, Xiao Dan, a little baby who was eager to escape, immediately became a tragedy.
With his back down, Xiao Dan quickly fell to the jade bed, if this is a solid fall, then he must not be thrown half to death?
Instinctively twisting his body, the baby turned over quickly in mid-air, his hands and feet and limbs downward, as if he was a civet cat, without making the slightest sound, and fell on the jade bed very steadily.
"Yay? How did you get this, this, this? I, why am I so awesome? It should not be ....... Xiao Dan slowly raised his head, and when he saw the white ape sitting quietly in the sky, his brain instantly lost all ability to think.
The soft white pillar of light shot in from the entrance of the cave, evenly sprinkled in the air, like a god's white ape, the white light seemed to be draped for it, a giant cloak flying wantonly, and the white ape was so majestic and extremely sacred!
"This, this, this, this ......, fake, hallucination! Yes, it's definitely an illusion! I'm ——! It's a monster——! Escape! Run away——! Thinking of this in horror, Xiao Dan bit his lip tightly, and after overcoming the fear in his heart a little, he stiffened his scalp and limbs together, and rushed towards the entrance of the cave.
The surrounding scenery brushed and brushed, and continued to speed behind him; The wind swept along the baby's forehead and against the delicate skin of the baby's back; Xiao Dan didn't know how fast, fierce, and incredible his speed was at this time.
The bottles and cans under his feet, the bumps and bumps, the bumps and bumps, could not have any effect on him at all, at this time his limbs were light and powerful, these troublesome and nasty obstacles, Xiao Dan could often move a little and be agile and silent.
Three meters, two meters, one meter, "Ah——! I escaped——! Xiao Dan suppressed the ecstasy in his heart, he jumped more than two meters high, and jumped out of the cave with great excitement, bathed in the silver-white moonlight.
Without waiting for him to enjoy the joy of freedom, the refreshing and cold evening breeze in the forest saw the vast starry sky above his head.
Suddenly, all the scenery around Xiao Dan changed in an instant, and when he came back to his senses, he stupidly discovered a terrible truth.
"Yokai——! This is a monster——! Why am I back? Little Dan trembled, and lay in the arms of the white ape again, his pink and tender little buttocks, which were like watermelons slapped by the white ape, kept slapping several times.
"Squeak squeak——! Chirp——! After the white ape grinned and frightened Xiao Dan, he calmly closed his eyes and continued to cultivate.
"Hmm......? This youkai ......, it doesn't seem to have any ill will towards me, right? No, no, youkai are cannibals! What about this product stuffing children in jars? It's definitely cannibalistic! Isn't that right? Why do I think it's a good youkai? No, it must have wanted to fatten me up before eating! Escape! Gotta escape! After thinking of this, Xiao Dan rolled again and began the second escape operation.
It's the same this time, and it's the same for the third time, as long as Xiao Dan gets out of the hole, he will immediately be inexplicably recaptured by the white ape monster, and then he will be spanked without pain at all, and then he will be intimidated by grinning.
The fourth time, Xiao Dan did not run away from the cave, after he fell on the jade bed, he quietly began to wait, wanting to see if the white ape would catch him back.
Ten minutes later, Xiao Dan immediately understood the rules of the white ape, as long as he didn't go out of the hole, he didn't care about himself.
"Huh? Is this kid so smart? I only trained three times, and he understood my intentions, yes, is it quite troublesome? I'm ——! It's not a hassle at all——! The white ape noticed that Xiao Dan was about to push the jade screen he had worked so hard to make, so he hurriedly pinched Xiao Dan back in the air, and then slapped his ass a little harder, and scared him again angrily.
"I see, you can't destroy the treasures in the cave, which should be a big taboo. The stingy monster actually hurt my ass, hum, the Fortune Keeper. Xiao Dan touched his buttocks and complained angrily in his heart.
"So...... this monster seems to be a good monster, right? However, ......, I need to make one final confirmation. Thinking of this, Xiao Dan cautiously crawled towards the fat ape jade jar.
"Huh? What does this little fool want to do? Do you want to push it to the wine tank? Hey, hey, hey, with your little strength, you can't push it. No way! He, he, he, he, he even wanted to steal wine and drink. Hahaha...... laughed at me, this little ghost is really superb! The white ape was suspended motionless in mid-air, but the smile on his face suddenly increased a little.
Xiao Dan looked at the fat ape wine jar nervously, in order to find out whether the white ape was a good demon or a bad demon, he gritted his teeth, and climbed to the top of the wine jar like a fat spider.
After the two calves clamped the jade jar hard, Xiao Dan turned and turned, and slowly unscrewed the jade head of the fat ape.
"You can't destroy the treasure." Xiao Dan held the big head of the jade ape, and slipped out and landed steadily on the ground.
After placing the jade ape's head, he carried a large white jade spoon and jumped on top of the wine jar again.
After mixing for a long time, Xiao Dan finally scooped up the 10,000-year-old ginseng in the jar.
"Is this a child? Wrong! This is a king-sized ginseng doll——! Luxury! What a extravagance! It seems that the rich monkey is really a good monster. I think the great power of my perverted body is due to him. What the hell is it going to do? What does it mean that you will not eat me or let me go? Xiao Dan straddled the big wine jar and silently bowed his head in contemplation.
"Drink, why don't you drink? Oops, it's boring, it's not fun at all. Depend on! How do you close the lid on the jug? Really, stupidly! It's not at all what I was back then! Human children are stupid and don't understand the joy of taking advantage and stealing. Silly little ghost, I'll send you away tomorrow! Seeing that Xiao Dan was not fun at all, the white ape became even more determined to send him away.
Xiao Dan didn't know the wonders of the white ape, anyway, he had nowhere to use his strength now, so he began to tidy up this messy peerless treasure cave.