Chapter 193: Da Yu'er
"Big... Big Jade? Zhu Youzhen was completely stunned by the lively and lovely Mongolian girl in front of him.
In the previous life, the Qing palace braided drama was very popular, and Zhu Youzhen's classmates also suffered from it. But those brainless screenwriters and directors have a really limited level of making up nonsense, and there are thousands of protagonists in TV series, but there are actually only a few. In addition to Xiao Xuanzi, the fourth master, the eighth elder brother, Huang Ama, Lafayette and others, the most popular is probably the big jade, that is, the later Xiaozhuang Empress Dowager.
In these garbage TV series, Da Yuer was originally a childhood sweetheart with Dolgon, but was forcibly married to Huang Taiji by his father; Hong Chengchou, the commander of the Ming army who was captured by Huang Taiji, was originally resolute not to surrender, but when he saw this big jade, he suddenly became soft and fell under her pomegranate skirt.
After Huang Taiji died, Da Yu'er had to marry the powerful Dolgon at that time in order to allow his son Fulin, that is, Emperor Shunzhi, to sit on the throne safely; Shunzhi was infatuated with Dong Xiaowan, and Da Yuer beat the mandarin duck again, causing Shunzhi to become a monk in Wutai Mountain, which led to the next bloody male pig's foot Xiao Xuanzi.
But no matter how Zhu Youzhen looked, he couldn't connect the scheming woman with the innocent girl in front of him. Isn't there a lot of girls called Da Yuer, and I recognize the wrong person?
Thinking of this, Zhu Youzhen asked tentatively: "Big... Miss Da Yu'er, I have a presumptuous question for you, I don't know if it's okay? ”
Da Yu'er smiled slyly: "Are you Han people so verbose? If you want to ask, you can ask, what is presumptuous and not presumptuous. But since you're willing to be verbose, I'll give you a few little questions. If you can answer it, I'll answer your question. ”
Zhu Youzhen secretly wondered in his heart: Does this big jade still like brain teasers? Fortunately, he is also a good hand in this area, riding a monkey on a tree and a monkey underground; From a distance, it's an electric fan, and up close is an electric fan, and it's long since I couldn't play, and I was afraid that the teenage girl in front of me wouldn't be able to do it. Thinking of this, he said confidently: "Then please ask the question!" ”
"First question: What's your name?" Da Yu'er said with a smile.
Zhu Youzhen suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, secretly thinking that the Mongols might have this level of intelligence, which is also a topic? Immediately said without thinking: "My name is You Jian, remember?" ”
Da Yu'er nodded seriously and said, "I wrote it down!" Second question, how old are you this year? ”
Zhu Youzhen was speechless for a while. He traveled from his previous life, and he really didn't know the age of the "deity". Fortunately, he saw it in his previous life, saying that Chongzhen was only seventeen years old when he ascended the throne, and he was busy calculating in his heart: Chongzhen's accession year was the seventh year of the Apocalypse, and this year is the fourth year of the Apocalypse, so he should be fourteen years old. But the ancients said that age is imaginary, so it must be fifteen years old.
After fifteen years old, he hurriedly said: "Fifteen years old, I'm fifteen years old, hehehehehe." ”
"Do you want to think about your age for half a day?" Da Yu'er burst out laughing, "One last question: What was the name of the song I sang just now?" ”
Zhu Youzhen was dumbfounded, thinking that this big jade was too cunning, and deliberately asked two simple questions, but left the most difficult question at the end! He only knew that this song belonged to the Mongolian traditional long tune, but what was the name, and how could he, a modern person, know it?
Da Yu'er saw Zhu Youzhen stammering, and said proudly: "I can't answer!" Let me tell you, this song is called "Sixty Beauties", and I just made it to participate in tonight's song party! If you can answer, you have really become a god! ”
Zhu Youzhen said with a smile: "This question is too difficult, can you change it to a simpler one?" ”
"No! You've already lost, and you can't do it! Da Yu'er rolled her eyes and said, "However, I can give you a chance to remedy: you also have to sing a song for me, and you must also sing this prairie!" ”
Zhu Youzhen thought about it for a long time with a sad face, secretly thinking that although there were many pop songs in his previous life, most of them were love songs of "You love me, I love you". Although there are also songs that sing about the steppe, most of them are folk songs in Mongolian. He didn't know Mongolian, so of course he couldn't sing a song.
Seeing that Zhu Youzhen couldn't sing, Da Yu'er was immediately interested, and pouted: "You Han people are really boring, you can't even sing a song!" I'm leaving! ”
So saying, she rode away. Zhu Youzhen was in a hurry, secretly thinking that if you leave, where will I go to find the Khalkha Department. In this hurry, he suddenly had an idea, and hurriedly stopped her and said: "Who said I can't sing, but I may not sing well." ”
Da Yu'er immediately came to her senses, clapped her hands and smiled: "Sing and listen!" It must sound good! ”
"Then I'll sing it!" Zhu Youzhen had to clear his throat and sing: "The wind blows through the grass and sees the cattle and sheep, and the Hulunbuir soil is fragrant; With a wave of the eagle on his shoulder, he took the heavens and the earth into his chest.
Home is on horseback, nomads love the distance; The face carved by wind and frost, the vicissitudes of life from birth.
The Wrangler is still wandering, and he follows the migratory pastures; When you are lonely, the song is melodious, and the long tune is sung from generation to generation.
The Wrangler was still wandering, and behind him was the setting sun; No one knows how sad he is about the moon..."
"Stop, stop!" Zhu Youzhen wanted to sing again, but Da Yu'er quickly stopped him and said, "The lyrics of this song are very good, but why is the tune so weird?" It's hard to hear! ”
Zhu Youzhen's face turned red, and he secretly thought that he couldn't blame me, he was still a good voice of China! In a hurry, I can only think of such a song that has something to do with the grassland.
"Okay, I'm kidding you!" Da Yu'er smiled charmingly and said, "The song is very nice and fresh!" I thought the Han Chinese couldn't sing, but now it seems that you can sing better than us Mongolians! ”
At this time, Qiao Hongyun's convoy also rushed over, and they all listened to Zhu Youzhen's singing curiously. Li Chongyao also sat in the car, tilted his head and listened carefully, and said with a look of adoration on his face: "Wang... You're so good, you can sing! Why haven't I heard you sing before? ”
Zhu Youzhen's face turned red, so he had to divert the topic and said, "Da Yu'er, can you answer my question now?" ”
"Ask!" Da Yu'er said simply.
"Is your surname Borzigit?" Zhu Youzhen said nervously.
Da Yu'er was surprised: "Yes! I am the daughter of Korqin Bel Zhaisan, and my family surname is Borzigit. How do you know that you have seen me before? ”
Zhu Youzhen's head suddenly buzzed, thinking that this time she couldn't be wrong, she was really the famous jade in history!
When he was still stunned, Li Chongyao smiled and said, "It just so happens that the two of us are also going to the Horqin Department, just to find your father, and I can go with you!" ”
Da Yu'er smiled and said: "This sister is so handsome, are you two husband and wife?" ”
Li Chongyao's cheeks blushed suddenly, but he lowered his head with happiness on his face.
"Sister, don't be shy!" Da Yu'er came to Li Chongyao's car, took her arm, and said enviously, "If only I had a husband who can sing so well!" When the time comes, I will make him sing to me every day! ”
Li Chongyao was also amused by her, and couldn't help but smile: "Little sister, how old are you, you want to get married?" And said in front of everyone, are you ashamed or not? ”
Da Yu'er said seriously: "I'm thirteen years old, and I can get married!" We Mongolians are not like you Han people, you can say whatever you want, and you never hide it! However, I can only take you to Khalkha, but I can't accompany you to Korqin. Because my Abba wanted to force me to marry someone I didn't like, I didn't want to run out! ”
Zhu Youzhen was taken aback in his heart, and hurriedly asked, "Who does your father want you to marry?" ”
"Jianzhou Jurchen Baylor Huang Taiji!" Da Yu'er pouted, "He is already in his thirties, and he is still not satisfied with marrying my aunt Zhezhe, and he still wants to marry me!" I don't want to marry him!" ”
Zhu Youzhen and Li Chongyao glanced at each other, and their hearts sank. Zhu Youzhen said in his heart, isn't this Horqin Department going to form an alliance with the imperial court, how can he hook up with Houjin again, and marry Baylor's daughter to Huang Taiji? Is it stepping on two boats? If that's the case, it's too dangerous!
Da Yu'er didn't know what the two of them were thinking, and smiled brightly at Li Chongyao: "Khalkha is going to hold an Ao Bao meeting tonight, and there is also a song competition, which is very lively!" Now that you've caught up, be sure to participate! ”
Li Chongyao has a straightforward personality, and he has a special temper with Da Yuer, who is also cheerful and straightforward. The two chatted enthusiastically after a while, like sisters, and put Zhu Youzhen aside.
Qiao Hongyun couldn't interject all the time, and only then did he take the opportunity to smile at Zhu Youzhen and say, "Childe, the villain sees that this girl is quite interested in you!" She is the daughter of Korchinbele, and it would be great if you could use her relationship to make friends with Korchinbele! The villain can also touch your light and make a lot of money! ”
Zhu Youzhen's face turned red, and he just said: "Boss Qiao said that he was laughing...", and suddenly stopped, and an evil thought arose!
That's right! In the history of another time and space, this Da Yu'er is the concubine of Huang Taiji, the mother of Emperor Shunzhi, and the grandmother of Emperor Kangxi. If she doesn't marry Huang Taiji, then won't Shunzhi, Kangxi and the like all exist?
In other words, if he pushes her down and puts her in the palace again, maybe then Fulin will become his son and Kangxi will become his grandson!
In this way, won't the bullshit Qing Kingdom be cut off?
The more Zhu Youzhen thought about it, the more proud he became, thinking that one sheep was also driven, and two sheep were also released, since he had promised Li Chongyao to marry her, it should not be difficult to marry one more big Yuer, so it would not be difficult to kneel on the washboard for Rui'er and Li Chongyao a few more times.
Besides, this is also a patriotic act, in order to avoid the decline of the Chinese nation and the misery of hundreds of millions of people, what does it matter if my brother sacrifices his hue?
"Hey, hey, hey, hey!" Zhu Youzhen couldn't help laughing out loud, making Li Chongyao and Da Yu'er beside him look sideways, thinking that he was having cerebral palsy!