Chapter 13: The Big Fat Egg

Every year, summer in northern Jiangsu comes very quickly. In February and March, it is still cold in spring, warm at noon, and the temperature difference between morning and evening is large, which is very uncomfortable. Once in April and May, the trees are green, the flowers are in full bloom, the girls' bodies are also light and slender, and the Nanchao River behind the village has become a paradise for naughty children to play.

Yu Songyuan and his friends have worked hard, and their water kung fu is not bad. On the plains of northern Jiangsu, there are many rivers and ravines, and the reason why everyone can swim is not deliberately learned, but soaked in the water all day long.

After practicing every day, their greatest pleasure is to plunge headlong into the flowing Nanchao River, whose water is as clear as a mirror. Especially in the summer vacation, I am even more happy to soak in the water all day long. Among Yu Songyuan's best friends, he has the highest swimming skills, the fastest speed, and the distance of the fierce son. jishu can be practiced, and the time of holding breath underwater is not all based on practice, it depends on lung capacity.

As soon as Yu Songyuan was born in She Wenfang's belly, his voice was loud, and his lung capacity was amazing. He can hold his breath underwater for about ten minutes, and he can be two or three times as far away as others with a fierce thrust, which is breathtaking.

The militiamen in the village have been scolded by Zhou Kun many times since they were defeated by them, and they have always held a grudge. In the past six months, knowing that Lu Zhan was defeated by the four Yu brothers, they have been holding their breath and looking for a chance to find this field. With the arrival of summer, they saw an opportunity, so they began to move.

Zhou Kun said, "I make a request, just find an opportunity to treat a few little cubs who don't know the height of the sky, and don't drown people." Whoever drowns will go to jail! ”

On that day, Yu Xinhe ordered Yu Songyuan and them to help Yu Yueyue and Teacher Chen's family harvest the wheat in their own fields. The two families combined, a total of just over two acres, by the evening all the grain was out. Due to the good growth, more than one acre of wheat has been harvested nearly 600 catties after passing the scale. At that time, the yield of field grain plants per mu was generally about 300 catties, and all the field wheat in the village was "on the outline", and the professor and Mr. Chen both crossed the "Yellow River".

This is the liliang of science, and now, the professor, Yu Yueyue, and Wang Feng are already the agricultural production consultants of Yu Xinhe and Yu Xinmin. They seem to know everything, from fruits and vegetables to wheat, corn, and rice, and if there is a problem with field crops, they have better solutions than the scientific and technological personnel of the commune's agricultural technology station.

The two decentralised households, who were bullied by the people, slowly gained the respect of the people in the village because of this.

For example, in breeding, wheat seeds were sown directly into the ground in the past, and if the moisture was not good, the emergence rate of some areas was low. According to Yu Yueyue and Wang Feng's suggestion, the sixth team first scalded the wheat seeds with hot warm water for half an hour, then soaked them in water for one night, and sowed them directly the next day. According to their approach, the wheat emergence rate is surprisingly high.

Rice seedlings, they are even better. Later, two Jishu members of the commune's agricultural technology station, who were born as workers, peasants, and soldiers, often came to discuss problems with them and the professor.

The grain will be spread out in the yard, the weather is very good, and tomorrow as long as it is dried for one day, you can enter the warehouse. Yu Yueyue and Wang Feng were very happy, and their faces bloomed with happiness. Wang Feng cut the big watermelon in the shade of the tree in front of the door, and Mr. Chen led the disciples to eat the melon. Chen Jing was holding a large watermelon, like a big cat, all over her face.

Wang Feng cut another big watermelon and asked Chen Lan to send it to Yu Songyuan and Yu Songquan's house respectively. Mr. Chen's illness recurred from time to time, and although he stopped coughing up blood, he gasped for breath as soon as he spoke, and couldn't help coughing.

"Sell...... Popsicles! "I just finished eating melons and was about to take a bath, when there was a melodious sound of selling in the distance.

After a while, Yu Yue came over with a lead basin, two cents a popsicle, and bought a bunch of them. After eating one by one, the brothers ran and jumped into the Nanchao River.

There are already more than a dozen adults bathing in the river, and it is already on summer vacation, Yu Songyuan's second brother Songlu, Yu Songquan's eldest brother Songjiu and second brother Songming are all on the river, so they have relaxed their vigilance.

This section of the river is relatively wide, and under a wooden bridge, there are no reeds on either side, and the men of the village gather here to bathe after their summer work. The women of the village, on the other hand, would go far downstream, get dressed and go into the water, then take off their clothes in the water, wash them and dry them on the reeds on the shore. When the shower was over, the clothes were dry.

Although Yu Yueyue and Wang Feng love cleanliness, no matter how hot and sweaty they sweat during the day, they will not bathe in the river with the women in the village. Because they are from the city, they don't like to bathe in clothes. They always let the four Yu Songyuan brothers stand guard on a moonlit night at night, swim with them, and ensure safety on the water. Then, he will quietly take off his clothes in the Nanchao River and wash them happily.

After a day's work, Yu Songyuan and the others lay lazily on the water, so comfortable that they almost fell asleep. Yu Songyuan suddenly felt an abnormal water surge under him, and thought that it was a dead friend who was stabbing a fierce son, but he ignored it. Suddenly, someone grabbed his feet and dragged him underwater. Because he didn't prepare, Yu Songyuan suffered a big loss and was choked on a few mouthfuls of water. He struggled to break free, floated quickly, and swam quickly to the shore.

Climb ashore and look back, the person who drowned him was gone.

Look at Chen Lan, "Fat Dun", and "Xi Shi" again, they are being pressed in the water, floating and pressing from time to time. He understood that it was the same people they had beaten. Yu Songyuan jumped back into the water, and a fierce man stabbed next to the "Xi Shi" who was struggling for his life, grabbed Yu Sankui's feet and twisted hard, and then dragged him underwater, dragged to the bottom of the water and hugged him tightly.

Sankui was short of breath, choked and gulped water, and struggled hard, but Yu Songyuan hugged him and couldn't break free. Suddenly, Yu Songyuan deliberately loosened his hands, and Sankui struggled to float and surfaced desperately. As soon as he hiccuped and gasped, Yu Songyuan pressed his shoulder, pressed him down again, and only let him go when he drank a few more mouthfuls of river water and his hands and feet became weak.

At this moment, Chen Lan had already broken free and landed on the shore by herself, and the two of them were lying on the shore coughing hard, spitting out the river water poured into it. Zhou Xiaolou is still pressing the "fat dun" who has lost the ability to resist and has blurred consciousness into the water.

Yu Songyuan turned around and plunged into the water, swam under them, floated suddenly, twisted Zhou Xiaolou's wrist according to the "fat dun", and turned around with force of a 360 degree, Zhou Xiaolou let go, and after the "fat dun" got out, he fled to the shore with all his might.

Yu Songyuan pressed Zhou Xiaolou's shoulder, concocted the same method, and pressed hard under the water, Zhou Xiaolou grunted and choked on water. When he was almost filled, he floated up, and as soon as he took a breath, he pressed down again, and then gurgled and drank water. This was repeated many times, and it was only until Zhou Xiaolou's hands and feet were rippling like cotton and he was powerless to struggle, that Yu Songyuan dragged him to the water's edge and threw him to the shore like a dead pig.

Zhou Xiaolou was lying on the ground coughing frantically, while vomiting water, his stomach was bulging, like a dead dog that had been in the water for a long time, dying. "Fat Dun" was still lying on the ground panting, and he still hadn't slowed down. Chen Lan walked over, turned over Zhou Xiaolou's round body, let him lie face up, stepped on his belly with his feet, and water gushed out of his mouth, like a fountain.

After a few kicks in a row, the water in his stomach was basically vomited, and he gasped, coughed, and retched weakly. Yu Songyuan said: "Say, besides you and Sankui, who are the other two?" ”

Zhou Xiaolou only cared about coughing and didn't say anything.

Yu Songyuan said: "Don't say yes, then it's good to do it again." As he spoke, he grabbed Zhou Xiaolou's arm and dragged him to the water's edge.

Zhou Xiaolou struggled hard: "I said, I said, it's Yu Longgao and Ka Shaotian." ”

Yu Songyuan walked towards the bathing crowd to look for them, and in the dim evening evening, they could still be found there. Yu Songlu knew what he was looking for, "No need to look for it, they left early, you guys should go back to eat." ”

Yu Songyuan agreed, walked back to Zhou Xiaolou's side, kicked him fiercely and said, "Tell those two bastards, master, I will write down this account for him, and I will confess my guilt as soon as possible." ”

Back at the "Xi Shi" house, Yu Yueyue and the professor's grandmother had already wrapped leek egg dumplings and stewed a small rooster, which could smell the fragrance far away from home, causing a few children to be greedy and their stomachs growl.

After dinner, the four of them lay on the mat in the courtyard in front of the door, and "Fat Dun" vented his dissatisfaction to Yu Songyuan and said, "Brother, you are so biased today." ”

Yu Songyuan asked him rhetorically, "If I save you first, do you think 'Xi Shi' can hold out until Zuihou?" ”

After all, he is still a big child, and "Fat Dun" said with a crying voice at the moment: "They are so fucking ruthless, my stomach is still hurting now?" ”

Chen Lan suddenly laughed, "Fat Dun" slapped him on the ass, Chen Lan jumped up in pain, and asked in confusion: "weishenme hit me?" What did I do? ”

"Fat Dun" said: "Just beat you without conscience, I'm uncomfortable to death, and you still laugh." ”

Chen Lan grinned and said, "You're wrong, I'm laughing at Ka Shaotian on that dog day." The big fat eggs under him are so fucking fat. This battle is probably for me to scrap it. ”

The three of them asked what was going on.

Chen Lan said: "At first, I panicked as soon as I drank water, choked on a few mouthfuls, and suffered a big loss. Later, when he reacted, he reached out and grabbed his big fat egg, and pinched it hard, and he let go after a pain. ”

"Xi Shi" said hatefully: "**Mom, I'm so stupid, why didn't I think about it at all, just thinking about how to run for my life." ”

Chen Lan said: "As soon as he let go of his hand, he was anxious to escape, and I pinched it with my hand again, and this kid broke free with all his might, and then escaped." I estimate that this dog may die of pain, at least half a year, and he will want to fall in love with his woman. ”

Everybody hahadaxiao up.

Laughing happily enough, Yu Songyuan said to the three of them, "The second child thinks correctly, you all have to learn a little." Hitting a snake and hitting seven inches, this place for men is most afraid of pain. ”

The professor and Yu Yueyue cleaned up the table and cut a large watermelon, and the four of them immediately got up and ate the watermelon in the moonlight. "Xi Shi" took out the small cool beds of grandma and mother, put them under the pergola, and taught grandma to touch their heads one by one lovingly, and then sat on the cool bed and ate melons.

Yu Songyuan asked, "Auntie, how many melons have you produced this year?"

Yu Yueyue said happily: "This year, there are eleven ones, and Mr. Wang's family has also ended ten, but they don't look as good as my family's ideals." Rest assured, Aunt Melons will not be left behind every time. ”

Yu Songyuan pretended to be very puzzled and asked, "It's strange, such a big watermelon is left on the side of the road, it is ripe, and no one dares to steal it, which is not interesting at all." ”

Yu Yueyue raised her hand and gave him a burst and said, "If you want me to praise you, just say it." There are a few red soldiers with strong martial arts, jealousy and hatred, and a great reputation, and there are still people who dare to bully. After saying that, she deliberately pretended to be very happy and smiled.

In the heart of the young Yu Songyuan, he immediately felt as sweet as honey, and felt so proud, so proud.