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Then with an exclamation, Li Lizhi got up from Li Che, her face flushed with shame, and ran to her seat to pretend to be an ostrich. Li Che patted the soil on his body and tasted the feel, but in fact, there was no feel, a little girl with a big fart wanted nothing, there was a fart feel, Li Che felt sorry for a while, it would be nice if he was older, evil, too evil. Li Che silently recited goose rice tofu a few times in his heart, immeasurable Tianzun, suppressing evil nature.

"Oops, which bastard hit me?" The man at the door screamed in pain and scolded.

A group of gentlemen quickly found their own seats and sat down, picked up the book and shook their heads and pretended, looking like a good student, if the book was not taken backwards, it would be more like.

Of course, Li Che will not be a javelin there, looking at the appearance of the crowd, it is a great character, but he can't afford to provoke him, so it's better to learn from it.

"The old man beat you, what do you want Fang Jun?" An old and majestic voice came into Li Che's ears.

Fang Jun? I understand, isn't it Fang Yiai, the second son of the old man Fang, the victim of Princess Gaoyang's pursuit of free love, is really not an ordinary person, two, too two. But who is this old man? Isn't it bullish?

"Confucius, boy, boy... The one who is the younger brother of De took the first step, "As soon as he finished speaking, he ran away, leaving a school of admiration, daring to skip class in front of Confucius, this benevolent brother is really heroic, first mourn for you three numbers."

"The old man must have a good talk with your father, hum, rotten wood," Confucius naturally couldn't catch up with a half-year-old son, so he had to shout two sentences, expressing his willingness to visit his home.

Li Che squinted at Li Ke, only to see that he was the most straight, and it seemed that he was very upset for his brother's courage, and he held the edge of the book into a twist.

"Boy, what are you looking at? You're Li Che, right? ”

Just as Li Che was stunned, the voice of the old master came from his ears, Li Che looked at the old master standing next to him in a daze, hurriedly stood up, and bowed respectfully: "I've seen Mr." ”

"Well, excuse me, I've heard of you for a long time, and I'll finally see you today, the old man is looking forward to what you have to make me feel so bad," After speaking, he ignored Li Che and walked straight to the lesson plan.

Li Che thought about it very hard and thought about it, he didn't offend this old gentleman, he heard the meaning of this as if he had our handle in his hand, shook his head and shook his head to get rid of the unrealistic idea, whatever, the soldiers will block, the water will cover up, it is really not a scoundrel.

The old master knocked the ring ruler on the lesson plan crackling, and suddenly the school was silent, and they all looked at him, the old master was very satisfied, and then said: "Today, we have a newcomer to the school, the old man first reported to his family, the old man is Kong Yingda, and he is the doctor of Guozijian, the old man is the most disliked and self-righteous, he is smart, lazy and slippery, and once he finds the ring ruler in the old man's hand, he is ruthless. ”

The "snap" of the ring ruler fell on the lesson plan, and the wolf on it trembled, and said very powerfully.

Li Che looked around, everyone was silent, their eyes did not squint, they did not dare to make the slightest movement, even those girls were bitter, it seems that this old master is not recognized by his six relatives, and everyone has suffered the loss of this ring ruler.

"Okay, today we review the last schoolwork..."Kong Yingda was very satisfied with the effect he caused, and sure enough, his majesty was still there, huh?

Kong Yingda was stunned when he looked at Li Che, what do you mean by raising your hands? Seeing that someone challenged his majesty, Kong Yingda was suddenly unhappy, and said with a cold face: "Li Che, do you have something to do, why are you raising your hands?" ”

"Sir, I have something to ask, I don't seem to be in the last class, kid doesn't know what it is."

"Turn to the second page and read along, isn't that also the same?" How Kong Yingda thinks of Li Che is not pleasing to the eye, this must be a troublemaker, and explained impatiently.

Li Che sat down obediently, turned to the second page, he was dumbfounded again, he couldn't recognize all the words, and then raised his right hand.

Kong Yingda just wanted to continue lecturing, but when he saw the raised hand again, he said angrily: "What's the matter?" ”

Li Che said embarrassedly: "That... Sir, I recognize these words... I don't recognize it completely. ”

As soon as Li Che finished speaking, the hall was full of laughter, especially the few children of the generals who slapped the table and laughed.

"Quiet, quiet," Kong Yingda's words were still quite powerful, and suddenly the school was quiet again, but the flushed faces showed that the students were not at peace in their hearts.

"Li Che, do you really not know these words?"

"Uh, I really don't know," Li Che was very puzzled, what do you mean? Is it so funny to be illiterate?

"And how did you come up with those great songs?"

Li Che frowned, what do you mean? looked at Kong Yingda with a puzzled face.

Kong Yingda looked at Li Che, who was puzzled, and slowly said, "... I was born to be useful... Thousands of purples and thousands of reds are always spring..."

Li Che understood, aren't these just two poems that he plagiarized? Oh, the emotional old Kong thinks that since he can compose poems, there should be no problem with this literacy, but you are a traditional Chinese character, which is a bit difficult.

Li Che's eyes flickered, and he said casually: "That's all kid's foolishness, don't take it seriously, hehe." ”

"Hiss," Kong Yingda and the students all had a toothache, and there was a burst of inhalation, shameless, too shameless, blind, then these big Confucians simply crashed to death, and what are they doing academically, they are all blind.

"Childish nonsense, don't you think the old man's ruler is not strict," Kong Yingda stretched out his hand to manipulate the ruler, and wanted to fight.

"Sir, please slow down, the kid is not nonsense, as the saying goes, the masterpiece is made in nature, and the magic hand is occasionally obtained, don't you know, sir?" Li Che dodged to the side, he didn't want to try the hardness of the ring ruler, and it was estimated that it would not be a problem to beat his hands into steamed buns.

Kong Yingda was stunned for a moment, and silently recited these two sentences: A masterpiece is made by nature, and a wonderful hand can be obtained. I was very emotional for a while, and looked at Li Che suspiciously, seeing that his eyes were pure and not like ridicule, is there really a prodigy?

"Of course, of course, the old man knows, the good sentence was originally sent by feeling, well, the old man will let you go for the time being, and the illiterate words will come to the old man alone, and the old man will answer with you personally."

Li Che happily agreed, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the ring ruler leaving him.

After a small episode, Kong Yingda continued to teach, in a burst of voices, Li Che was drowsy, indifferently he was not the only one, the three brothers of the Cheng family next to him had already dreamed of Zhou Gong, fortunately there was no snoring, Kong Yingda was too lazy to pay attention to these three treasures, anyway, they were at the end, and others couldn't see them.

However, Yu Chi Baolin and Yu Chi Baoqing impressed Li Che, only to see the two of them sitting upright, not squinting, listening carefully, maybe Kong Yingda was also very satisfied with the performance of the two brothers today, and asked a rare question.

"Yu Chi Baoqing, let me explain, why is this gentleman so far away?"