Li Dayin thought for a while, then cleared his throat and said: "This, cough cough, I am heroic and chic, and I am serious and not sloppy!" ”

"Uh......"

"Behead the enemy in the sword army, and hold the gun and the maiden under the crotch!"

Burst!

After all, someone couldn't help but burst into laughter, and then there was a wave of laughter.

And all the maids present, as well as Wu Yuechan and other female generals, all bowed their heads with red faces and bowed their heads silently.

After Ye Yu listened to Li Dayin's poem, he couldn't cry or laugh indescribably, because he really didn't know how to comment on this poem.

Li Dayin's limerick poem, in all fairness, is still somewhat level. For Li Dayin, a man who doesn't know a lot of big characters, being able to write these four lines of poetry is very surprising to Ye Yu.

Because the poems written today are much higher than the standards at the wedding banquet in Fuzhou.

Although the attainment of poetry has improved, Li Dayin's poetry and personal discipline seem to be declining infinitely.

In the end, he still understood the way to maintain the occasion, and came forward to round this embarrassing scene for Li Dayin.

The banquet continued, and the music suddenly rose to a high pitch and the rhythm became cheerful, and several clowns in ostrich feathers leaped into the arena with their heels.

These people performed arhats, ladders, and balls for the guests, and their funny and smart performances won the laughter of the crowd.

The clowns retreated in sweat, Ye Yu then stood up with a wine glass, and Xiang Guo, who knew each other, hurriedly waved his hand to signal quiet.

"Tomorrow, my Heavenly Empire army will return to the court!"

As soon as the words fell, the officials of Western Xia, led by Li Chunyou and Daochong, responded in various tones: "Congratulations to King Qin!" Congratulations to King Qin! ”

Ye Yu nodded, and immediately raised his hand, and the audience fell silent again.

"Li Renyou's wolf ambition disregards the favor of the Celestial Empire, and he openly sent troops to ignite the flames of war, and now this king is going to return to Beijing, so he will escort Li Youren to the army, follow the army to the south, and this king will deport him to the feet of my Son of Heaven, and wait for his fate!"

The key announcement finally came, and the civil and military ministers of Western Xia seemed to only now remember their emperor and the disadvantaged situation they were in, so the whole audience was miserable.

"Haha! All right!! Come, and this king will toast the king of Western Xia with a cup! it! ”

Ye Yu drank the wine down, and Dao Chong reminded the five-year-old Li Chunyou to raise his glass in return.

Although Li Chunyou didn't know anything about national affairs, he knew that everyone present was very afraid of the handsome big brother in front of him, so he raised his wine glass tremblingly and took a symbolic sip.

The ethnic minorities in the north have always been fierce by nature, and even ignorant dolls can drink a little spirits, so although Li Chunyou is still young, the amount of alcohol is not comparable to that of Han people of the same age.

"Come on! Come to the most exciting show! Heavenly Demon Dancing Queen! ”

A long sound of a mustache......

Jingle bells and coquettish female voices humming at the same time......

Twelve young girls wrapped in light silk of different colors came in two groups like colorful clouds, small bells on their wrists and ankles danced to the music and crisp dance steps, and peacock feather-adorned hair ornaments swayed in the long black or maroon hair.

The veil on the face reveals a pair of seductive colored eyes, the mystery of gray, the tranquility of green, and the purity of blue perspective.

Twelve plump breasts and fat buttocks, soft and white wonderful* live, colorful, and fragrant appeared in front of the guests, and everyone's eyes lit up......

This is the Heavenly Demon Dancing Girl that Li Renyou has always favored, originally composed of thirteen women from the Western Regions, but unfortunately when she was fighting with the Song Army in Chengdu, she was picked to death by Xin Qiji's silver spear.

Li Dayin looked at the twelve fiery women, his eyes stared at the circle without blinking, as if this group of beauties would disappear in the blink of an eye.

Xin Qiji saw that Li Dayin was like a pig brother, so he touched the other party with his arm, and then teased: "Brother Li, don't you have to endure the knife of a beauty?" ”

"Uh...... Ahem, I'll just take a look......" Li Dayin retracted his gaze in embarrassment, and couldn't help but smile embarrassedly.

In the midst of the embarrassment, Li Dayin did not forget to touch his neck, because Xin Qiji's words instantly pulled his thoughts to the Chengdu battlefield.

At that time, it was because of his greed for the beautiful body that suddenly appeared on the battlefield that he almost died at the hands of a woman.

A drum sounded, and the music stopped.

Twelve colorful silk robes trembled gently, like twelve peonies about to bloom.

The crowd waited with bated breath as another clean drum sounded.

With a coquettish shout, twelve pieces of light silk fell together, and the twelve shiny bodies suddenly ignited the atmosphere of the audience.

The atmosphere in the venue, which had just cooled down, was heated again, and the men's enthusiastic cheers roared like a herd of cattle galloping. Especially the generals of the Song Army, who had not heard of the woman's fragrance for a long time, their voices changed at this moment.

Even Confucian literati like Xin Qiji, their eyes began to straighten.

Because the twelve Heavenly Demon Dancing Queens who had faded from the light silk were almost defenseless except for their veils, only a tight-fitting gauze was tied around their waists by a ribbon, and a small colored bell was tied to each of their bare and trembling breasts, reflecting a large piece of beaded and jade skin......

The extremely seductive figure, the bewitching outfit, and the looming curves under the transparent tulle must be Confucius's life, and I am afraid that his blood will be in the blood in an instant.

The tambourine and harp sounded like horses' hooves, and after the Heavenly Demon Dancers showed off their devilish appearances, they stirred up the heat wave of the males with fierce flying movements.

The seductive figures shook in front of everyone's eyes, and the faster and faster rhythm of the bells fascinated everyone, and countless dry throats involuntarily poured glass of liquor into the dance music.

Countless pairs of bloodshot eyes blurred between breasts, waves, buttocks, and waves, and coveted hands swayed with the writhing waists of the dancers.

The wonderful dance steps rotated rapidly, the light gauze opened like a lotus, twenty-four slender and white ****, and twenty-four bulging breast peaks, which attracted the almost gaffe screams of the guests.

The rapid sound of the drum was permeated with the rough howl of male beast mating, and the noisy and misplayed huqin was mixed with the soul-destroying moans of *. The bells that beat the heart like raindrops turn into a *call of temptation, and a * impact on the manic instinct of the viewer's latent heart......

Obsession, fanaticism, congestion, mantra, all kinds of sensuality are now all gathered in one.

The audience was fascinated, carried away, and completely melted into the whirlpool of *, spinning more and more dizzy, spinning more and more dizzy, so that in the end only the greedy eyes were left, coveting the beauty.

At this time, however, there were three exceptions.

Wu Yuechan, Lone Wolf, and ...... Ye Yu!

At present, if you are not tempted, there are only three possibilities:

One, not a man;

Second, a man who loves to pretend;

Three, a man with a heart;

And tonight, Ye Yu is the man who has something on his mind, so he has no intention of appreciating this visual feast of extreme temptation.