Chapter 39: Young Poets (3)
Last time, he talked about Cheng Biting Jin's poem that made everyone laugh at him, which made him very embarrassed.
Looking around, Cheng Yanjin found that he couldn't afford to mess with these people, such as Li Er, the eldest grandson; Otherwise, provoke a group of people, just like the eldest grandson Wuji, if you come again, maybe you will let those Wenchen group besiege; Of course, you can also cause trouble, such as provoking that Wei Chi Heitan again, so that you can fight and get out. But that's the last resort, and now he hasn't drunk enough, how can he fight with Yu Chi Heitan, which is the finale of every banquet.
It just so happened that he saw a little boy coming in from the gate with a little girl, he didn't know these two, but he thought that they were also the children of His Royal Highness King Qin, and he was about to praise a few words and take the opportunity to get out, but he didn't expect that the little boy almost fell down all of a sudden, and then laughed like those Wenchen, leaving only the little girl next to him to look at him blankly.
I didn't expect such a child to laugh at me Lao Cheng! Cheng Biting Jin's temper came up: "That kid, are you also laughing at me?" ”
"This ......" Li Kuan felt that he was really wronged, this is the rhythm of lying down and getting shot.
"Why, I was dumbfounded by Lao Cheng, right? Just you, a kid, are still following jokes, today, if you don't make a poem about my old Cheng Qiang, you are laughing at me! No one could stop Cheng Biting Jin's turbulent temper, and everyone present was stunned by his words: like a child, I am afraid that only this demon king of the world can do it, and he has no face and no skin.
Li Kuan only knew at this time that this was the famous demon king of the mixed world, when he entered the door just now, he only heard his crooked poems, although he called himself Lao Cheng, but he didn't think about it, at this time when he saw his virtue, he guessed that this was most likely.
Cheng Yanjin is notoriously difficult, not only in terms of marching and fighting, but also in this situation, he doesn't care about any face, even if it is with a child, he has to fight for a high level. But he couldn't have imagined that this was not really a child, but a small child with an adult soul in his body and a mysterious system.
"This general, do you really want to be like a child like me?" Li Kuan looked at Cheng Yanjin innocently, with an innocent smile on his face.
Cheng Yanjin was somehow furious by his innocent smile, and felt that something was wrong in his heart, but he couldn't say it. But at this time, he was also difficult to ride a tiger, so he had to bite the bullet: "Others laugh at me, they are all a lot older, and it's okay to laugh, but you, a little kid who hasn't grown up yet, actually dare to laugh at me?" Is it really good to be a bully? ”
"The boy never meant that! I just think that the general's poems can be described as alpine drums, and the sound of a hundred miles is heard, and the so-called seven tricks have passed through the six tricks, and they are about to enter the highest realm. Since Li Kuan knew that this was hob meat, how could he be polite to him, and replied directly.
Li Er stood on the main seat, looking at Li Kuan, who was playing tricks with Cheng Jin, and couldn't help but feel a little relieved in his heart, that woman was also so eloquent at the beginning. If it is said that the eldest grandson is his most intimate person, he knows the cold and the warmth; That person is the person he is most close to, and he talks about everything. Now she and her son are about to start showing their edge, but she can't see it anymore.
"That is, General Ben's literary style is loaded with five big cars and eight buckets!" Cheng Yanjin laughed.
Not only him, but everyone in the audience who understood the conversation between the two laughed, but who was laughing, everyone knew it.
"Boy, even if you clap your sycophants loudly, you have to compose a poem! I know that you are the son of His Royal Highness King Qin, so the poems you write don't have to be comparable to Lao Cheng, just like the eldest grandson Wuji! Cheng Biting Jin was proud, he was very confident in himself.
"Really? The boy is ugly! Li Kuan came up with the idea of plagiarism on a whim: if the poems of those famous artists in the next hundred years were plagiarized, what kind of poems would they write? Will there be no Li Du, no Bai Letian, no Han Yu? Thinking about Li Kuan, he decided to make some poems to test the water, although it was a little shameless, but if he didn't do such a thing after a trip, wouldn't he lose his face in the crossing?
Li Lizhen didn't understand the conversation between Li Kuan and Cheng Yanjin, she still looked at her second brother with a blank face, as if she knew that the second brother's praise of the bearded uncle just now was not a good thing, because the smile on the second brother's face would only appear after doing bad things, which she knew best.
She quietly pulled the sleeve of the second brother's coat, hoping that the second brother would tell her father what they were laughing at: "Second brother, what are you laughing at?" Rei also wants to laugh! ”
The little girl's innocent words made the people who heard it nearby laugh again. Li Kuan turned around and rubbed the little girl's long hair: "The second brother is praising that bearded uncle!" His voice was very loud, just like the second brother beating the drum yesterday, and it didn't make sense. ”
Little Lori still didn't understand, but she seemed to be very powerful, so she looked at her second brother with admiration: "Second brother is the best!" ”
"Hmmm! The second brother is amazing, but the beauty is amazing! We are good boys, we can't praise the second brother in person, we must whisper afterwards, otherwise we will be said to be proud, so we must remember that we can't praise the second brother in front of others! When Li Kuan and this little girl are together, they often unconsciously lower their psychological age to the height of this body.
"Hmmm! Lizhi will praise the second brother later! Little Lori nodded her little head in a matter-of-fact manner.
"Boy, what are you doing there? Hurry up and compose poems, or you'll lose! Joke that I'm going to be drunk! Cheng Yanjin waited impatiently, and urged over there.
"Since the general can't wait, then the kid will begin!" Li Kuan straightened the clothes on his body, straightened the hat on his head, paced to the center of the hall, and saluted around: "The kid is here today to offer ugliness, I hope you uncles will give more advice!" ”
"Well, at a young age, he has a demeanor with everyone, and he is worthy of being the son of His Royal Highness King Qin! Brother Confucius has a good education! "Xu Jingzong is on the side of Wenchen, but in the corner, because his reputation is not very good, although he is ranked among the eighteenth bachelors of Tiance Mansion, but there are few who have a good relationship with him, and he is not as good as Yao Silian, a Confucian and sour child, this old ghost with a nickname of dead face.
The sons of King Qin are all studying in the palace school, and Kong Yingda is the husband of these princes and grandsons, which these people know, so they all congratulate Kong Yingda, and it is a great honor for the teacher to teach such a student.
"This ......" Kong Yingda didn't know what to say, you must know that this second son has not been to his class for a few days, because of his poor health before, the school was always intermittent, and then he only went twice in the past two months, and he ran away halfway and went to Taiye Pond to fish. For this matter, he also discussed with the eldest grandson princess whether to force the prince to go to school, but he didn't expect the eldest grandson, who attaches great importance to children's education, to give him a vague answer this time. Now these people say that he is well-educated, and they are really ashamed of his old face.
However, Kong Yingda was not embarrassed for long, because Li Kuan began to compose poems: "The kid thought of it, please listen!" ”
Li Kuan paced to the front of Li Er's main seat, picked up a wine glass on the table, and looked at it: "Grape wine glow-in-the-dark glass." ”
The first sentence came out, it was unremarkable, just a description of a glass of wine, but no one present said anything, because many famous sentences through the ages are like this, which were plain before, and magnificent in the back.
"If you want to drink the pipa, urge it immediately!" Li Kuan turned to look in the direction of the kabuki over there, where several singers were holding the pipa, which had been used in the previous cabaret performance.
Although there is a pipa on the scene, but this sentence is obviously more than that, the last three words 'immediately urge' set off a sense of urgency, why don't you have time to drink a glass of wine, you have to rush to get on the horse? Don't......
Sure enough, as soon as Li Kuan's last two lines of the poem came out, the style of the whole poem changed drastically: "Drunk and lying on the battlefield, don't smile, a few people have come back to fight in ancient times!" ”
"What a drunk and lying on the battlefield, Mo Xiao, a good ancient man to fight a few people back!" Li Er stood up from the main seat and looked at the young son in the audience and laughed.
This child really understands himself, just like his mother! Li Er said to himself in his heart, fighting on the battlefield is the main theme of Li Er's first half of his life, how many bloody battles, how many times he escaped from death, cast his prestige as the king of Qin, and also composed his invincible heroism, but who knows that on that battlefield, he is also afraid in his heart, I don't know when he will be wrapped in horse leather, and he will never see his dearest person again. How many times did he want to get drunk after that battle, and to fall drunk on the battlefield, so that the brothers who had died in battle could come into his dreams and tell him the last words in their hearts. But he couldn't......
Li Er's eldest grandson knows best, and when he sees him so out of shape, he knows that this little Erlang has poked at the weakness of his husband's heart. She let out a long sigh, then looked at Li Chengqian, who was sitting on the side, and Li Tai, the little fat dun who was trying to stuff meat into her mouth, and shook her head.
"Heroic! Really heroic! I didn't expect children to be able to make such poems! Lao Kong, do you really teach such students? Yao Silian put his old face in front of Kong Yingda. The look of smiling or not smiling is full of banter!
This old guy is not good at this, he always likes to pick up people, so his popularity is only a little stronger than that sinister Xu Jingzong. But he was not ashamed: "The so-called gentleman does not associate with villains, you guys who calculate interests all day long have long discarded the way of Confucius and Mencius in your heart, and the old man disdains to associate with it!" ”
Cheng Yanjin was speechless at this time, although he was vulgar, but the pride in this poem was also real, because of the battlefield conquest, he could understand the feelings better than those Wenchen, he knew that he had lost, and this poem was much more clever than his 'full slope enemy let me cut down'.
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