Chapter 34 Slapping cures acute illness
After the news of Hikaru Kobayashi's death in World War II reached the brigade headquarters, the commander of the Japanese brigade, Ishikawa Ryuichi, was stunned at that time.
"General! Checkmate! "Your Excellency, Brigade Commander!" Several operational staff officers found that the situation was not right and hurriedly called out loudly. How do you know that the commander of the Ishikawa Brigade turned a deaf ear, and there was no reaction at all, so he sat with his eyes straight and stumbling, and he didn't know what kind of emergency illness he was committing.
"Your Excellency the General is overly frightened, which is to let the phlegm blind the mind. I used to read a strange Chinese book with a story about Fan Jinzhongju. is said that after Fan Jin raised people in high school, Huanxi was overly blinded by phlegm and became insane, and was later woken up by a slap from his father-in-law who killed pigs. Otherwise, let's try this method too? ”
A staff officer came up with such a strange idea, and what people said was well-founded, and even the story of Fan Jinzhongju came out, so everyone couldn't believe it. But the one in front of him is the commander of the Shaozuo Brigade, and none of the people present are Ishikawa Ryuichi's old father-in-law, who should be responsible for this slap? Who would dare to slap His Excellency the General?
A group of officers are you look at me, I look at you, just now they shouted very fiercely, but when it came to the real thing, none of them took the initiative to ask for help.
Time stopped for two minutes, and as soon as the door opened, a young officer broke in from outside, and as soon as he entered the door, he shouted loudly: "General, general! Your Excellency, General! Uh, what are you guys? After shouting, he saw a room full of officers whose faces were not very good-looking.
"Kobayashi Shaozuo, what are you doing here? This is the brigade office, is there such a loud noise as you? An officer, who was also in the rank of Shaozuo, stood up and sharply accused Kobayashi Shaozo who came in.
"Uh, I'm sorry Muto-kun, I was reckless. I have important information to report to the general, what about the general? General Ishikawa! General, what's wrong with him? ”
"After the general learned the news of the death of his brother Kobayashi Daisa, he was overly frightened and became like this. Just now, Suzuki-kun said that the general was fascinated by phlegm, and a slap may be able to wake the general up from this state. We are discussing who will slap the slap. "Things are not complicated, and the clear-headed operational staff officer explained the situation in a few words.
"So, has the person who will be slapped confirmed?" Kobayashi Shaozuo glanced at the room full of officers with an unkind face. His rank as a young lieutenant is not high, and there are several people in the brigade office who are higher than him, and everyone knows that he has just died of a cousin, but no one cares about his faux pas.
"It's not decided yet, otherwise, Kobayashi-kun will try it?" Muto Shaoza, who had just accused Kobayashi of being reckless, said a candidate that everyone recognized, and as soon as he mentioned this, more than a dozen officers in the huge brigade office all nodded in agreement.
"Yo Si." Kobayashi Shaozo hesitated a little and immediately accepted this glorious mission, he still has important information to report, who will he report to if General Ishikawa doesn't wake up?
Everyone flashed to both sides, revealing Ishikawa Ryuichi, who was still in a stupid state in the middle. Kobayashi Shaozuo took a few steps forward and stood in the best position to slap him, but his raised right arm couldn't fall for a while.
This is the general, the supreme commander of the brigade, can he fight? According to the rules of the army, those who beat their superiors were punished with twenty sticks. He was beating His Excellency, a general several levels his senior, so I'm afraid that the military stick will have to go from twenty to a hundred, right?
However, thinking about the cousin who died in battle, and then thinking about the information he wanted to report, in the end, Kobayashi Shaozai gritted his teeth and was ruthless, and regarded Ishikawa Ryuichi in front of him as the murderer of Kobayashi Koji. As soon as his right hand fell down hard, a big slap hit the brigade commander Ishikawa Ryuichi in the face, "Smack!" "The sound is loud and crisp.
Ishikawa Ryuichi immediately had a visible slap mark on his face. But it's strange that the commander of the Ishikawa Brigade just shook a little, but he didn't wake up from that state of dementia. Obviously, the psychological blow suffered by this person is even worse than Fan Jin, who was promoted in the exam!
What should I do if I have been slapped and the person has not woken up? Keep playing! As the saying goes: the first person who dares to eat crabs is the rarest. The second and third ones are less stressful.
After Kobayashi Shaozuo slapped the brigade commander and didn't wake up, the officers in the office were already energetic. Although they didn't rush up, the gang also lined up one by one to slap them in the face. There are even devils who were not very right in the past who are secretly competing to see who slaps hard and who can beat loudly.
"Crack! Syllable! Sound! Syllable! The slap kept ringing, and the two sides of Ishikawa Ryuichi's face quickly swollen, and blood flowed out of the corners of his mouth and nostrils.
"I'll hit it twice!" It's Muto Shaosa's turn again, this one doesn't like it for a while, and strongly asks for a double attack. After a beautiful slap, the slap was just about to hit him a second time, but the target of the hit suddenly tilted to the side and stood up, and General Ishikawa woke up!
Muto's hand raised in the air stopped, this person reacted quickly, quickly put down that hand quietly, and then flashed into the crowd, he hid!
But can this kind of thing be avoided? When Ishikawa woke up, he had already seen Muto's slap. Besides, who can guarantee that His Excellency the General will not wake up when he slaps him? Ishikawa sat up slowly, raised his hand to touch his face, and moaned involuntarily. The whole head is swollen, can he not hurt?
"Muto-kun, Muto Hongyun, say, what did you do just now?" Sure enough, the first thing General Ishikawa said after waking up was to hold his killer accountable.
"Your Excellency, I'm sorry!" Now, Muto Hongyun has also let go, and he has told everything that happened just now from beginning to end. I slapped you just now, but all the people in this room have been beaten, and everyone has a share! The first to do it was Kobayashi Shaozuo.
Ishikawa Ryuichi glanced at everyone present with a chilling gaze, then stretched out a finger and hooked it, "Kobayashi-kun, I heard that you have important information?" Go ahead. ”
"Your Excellency, General, I'm sorry. I apologize for what I just did. According to the information obtained by the humble position, after the death of Kobayashi Koji Daisa, the Kobayashi detachment began to organize a retreat without fighting spirit. However, the 81st Division and the 88th Column of the Zhina Army of Huanggang Temple actually began to pursue at the same time. The Kobayashi detachment had already retreated to the vicinity of Wulipu. ”
"What? The Kobayashi detachment was defeated and retreated to Wulipu? And what about the Eighty-First Division? What about the Eighty-Eight Vertical? ”