301 Trick to Death

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Luan Yi and his family exchanged pleasantries for a while before calming the excited hearts of the family members after the sudden change of joy and sorrow.

Cai Yan checked Luan Yi from top to bottom, and after being sure that Luan Yi was not injured, he asked suspiciously: "Luan Lang, they all said that you were shot, why are you so alive?" If you are not injured, why play dead! ”

"That's a long story." Luan Yi couldn't help but recall the scene at the foot of the mountain that day.

It is said that on that day, Luan Yi fought in the battle, tore through the defense line of the Cao army, and saw that he was about to kill in front of Xiahoudun.

But at this time, he found that Xiahoudun loosened the tightly held bowstring. "Buzzing ......" long arrow meteor struck him straight at the door of the face, the speed is fast, the angle is tricky, it can be called the arrow of chasing life.

Luan Yi saw that there was no way to avoid it, and even thought that the limit was approaching, and his life would not exist.

At a critical moment of life and death. His spirit burst out with unprecedented potential, his eyes were as deep as an eagle, his movements were as fast as a leopard, and at the critical moment when the long arrow was about to pierce his face, his head twisted, and his upper and lower jaws snapped together, and he actually caught the arrow with his teeth.

However, the enormous elastic potential energy contained in the long arrow exceeded his expectations. Driven by the great force, the arrow went half a minute deeper, piercing the tip of his tongue...... And there was still a danger of continuing to sprint, stabbing him in the throat.

At this moment, he discarded the sledgehammer in his hand, quickly retracted his hands in front of him, and at the critical moment when the long arrow was about to pierce his throat, he grabbed the arrow feather and snatched it away. snatched a life under the chase arrow. The act of the rest of his life after the catastrophe shocked him with white hair and sweat.

He originally wanted to throw away the arrows and continue to fight, sending Xiahoudun to hell. But after smacking the viscous blood flowing from the tip of his tongue, he moved his mind to let the arrow remain in his mouth, and at the same time accumulated a mouthful of blood and spit it out. Screamed and fell off the horse.

Zhang Fei, Tai Shici, and Xu Chu then rushed over, and when they saw him with arrows in his mouth and his mouth full of blood, they were startled, and thought that he was really shot to death by Xiahoudun, so they cried.

Just when they were sad and angry, Zhang Fei, who was rough on the outside and very delicate on the inside, inadvertently found Luan Yi who was lying on the ground when he was crying.

He stepped forward and hugged Luan Yi, pretending to be pitiful, and quietly leaned Luan Yi's face to his ear, but heard Luan Yi whisper: "I'm not dead." Third brother, spread the news of my death. ”

Zhang Fei suddenly understood, nodded at Luan Yi, and shouted at the top of his voice: "The sect leader has returned to heaven!" Sons, we can't leave his body here. Kill...... Bring the Master back to the Holy City. ”

The next thing, Cai Yan and Diao Chan all know. Upon learning of the return of the Church Master, the church guards were filled with grief and indignation, and their murderous spirit was even greater. Under the leadership of Zhang Fei, Tai Shici, and Xu Chu, he went on a killing spree, and finally broke out of the encirclement.

The wives and concubines let out a sigh of relief, and Diao Chan was puzzled: "Since Luan Lang is not dead, why do you still pretend to be dead?" ”

Luan Yi said: "I want to use the method of deceitful death to confuse Cao Cao." ”

"Death? Confused? "The sable cicada still doesn't know why.

Cai Yan looked at Luan Yi with adoring eyes and explained, "Sister Cicada, let me ask, what would Cao Cao do if he learned that Ziqi was dead?" ”

He would have thought that the church was leaderless and its morale had plummeted. And take this opportunity to use troops against the church unscrupulously, and maybe even directly to Jinan. ”

"That's right!" Cai Yan nodded with a smile, "But Ziqi is not dead...... At the same time, there is another point I don't know if you have found it, where did Fengxiao go? There are also the eldest uncle, the second uncle, Hercules, Zilong, Hanzhong...... Where have they all gone? They are Ziqi's right-hand men, inseparable all day long, but now they are gone. Obviously, Ziqi still has a trick! ”

Luan Yi didn't expect that he just said the beginning, and Cai Yan would be able to guess the second half of the plan. He couldn't help but give Cai Yong an approving look, and admired in his heart: A talented woman deserves to be a talented woman. It is more thorough than Cao Cao, who is obsessed with the game. "That's pretty much it, and you have to keep it a secret for the time being."

"That's nature!" "Luan Lang, don't worry!" Everyone responded.

Young Luan Shimeng couldn't understand what the adults were saying, but she knew one thing very clearly - "Great! Daddy doesn't have to move to heaven. ”

The child's words suddenly aroused laughter in the room. Everyone was beside Shimeng and stroked her red little face, but Luan Yi directly hugged Shimeng and couldn't kiss enough.

Luan Shimeng suddenly realized that her beard was no longer so prickly, but it made people feel itchy and wanted to laugh. She giggled, pinched her nose and said, "Daddy, you stink!" ”

Luan Yi was greatly embarrassed when he heard this, but don't say that Luan Shimeng, even he himself couldn't stand the smell of stinky salted fish on his body.

"Luan Fu, get me some water, I want to bathe!"

"Okay!"

After bathing, Luan Yi temporarily put aside his family and took Xu Shu, Jia Xu, Zhang Fei, and Tai Shici to the dark room in the church to discuss secretly.

He asked, "Wenhe, what is the current movement of Cao Cao's soldiers and horses?" ”

Jia Xu arched his hand and said, "Muslim master." On the third day after our army withdrew from Shanyang, Cao Cao led his troops to occupy Changyi ......"

"Day three?" Luan Yi couldn't help but interrupt Jia Xu's words, and said with relief: "Neither attacked the city on the day I cheated my death, nor did I come to loot my hearse...... Cao Cao still has a bit of a conscience. ”

Jia Xu joked: "Yuan Zhi had already prepared and set up an ambush on the way back to Jinan. If he really came to chase him, he would only bring humiliation on himself and add casualties. ”

Luan Yi asked again: "After occupying Shanyang, what did Cao Cao do?" ”

After occupying Shanyang, Cao Cao ordered Li Dian to lead 3,000 troops to garrison Changyi, and led the army all the way to capture Rencheng County and Dongping Kingdom, and left 3,000 men and horses in the two important towns respectively, approaching the border of Jinan. It has been more than two days since the siege of Xipingling County. ”

"Count it like this......," Luan Yi fiddled with the abacus on the table, "Cao Cao brought a total of more than 45,000 people into Yanzhou in this battle, and lost more than 10,000 people in several battles, and now he has divided troops everywhere to defend the city and minus more than 10,000 people, "Cao Cao, there are less than 25,000 people left." How many of us are there? Luan Yi asked Archbishop Xu Shu, who was in charge of the military affairs in the church.

Xu Shu said: "There are still 15,000 elite soldiers in Licheng County. If there is a temporary conscription, 20,000 can be collected in a day. ”

Luan Yi secretly praised the power of religion as extraordinary. If it were to be replaced by other princes, it would take at least a little more than a month to recruit 5,000 men and horses. However, in Jinan, under the guidance of the Church of Our Lady, the church only needs to raise its arms and shout, and a large number of believers are eager to serve the Virgin Mary. Luan Yi immediately decided, "Very good." Immediately send men to levy 5,000 soldiers and horses, and make up 20,000. ”

"Who's stationed over there in Xipingling?" Luan Yi asked again.

Xu Shu said: "Yu Wen is now in Xipingling City. I have instructed him that he must defend Xipingling for three days, and after three days, regardless of victory or defeat, he must withdraw to Licheng and camp outside the city. ”

"Excellent! I am very relieved to do things in the ban, just wait for the good news of Wen Ze's defeat. Luan Yi asked again: "How is Jia Di over there?" Will they be able to get around behind Cao Jun in three days? ”

Xu Shu replied: "Brother Yi'er, rest assured, Jia Di arrived in Xuzhou Xiaopei as scheduled as early as ten days ago, and arrived in Yutai County by boat along the canal three days ago. Now they are marching rapidly in the direction of Shanyang, and within three days they will definitely reach the rear of Cao's army, and launch a fierce attack on Changyi City as scheduled. Jia Di has more than 10,000 soldiers and horses on hand, plus the help of thunderbolts and sharp weapons, and the siege is as easy as a breeze. After capturing Changyi, Cao Cao had no way out. Defeat is a matter of time. ”

Jia Xu, who was sitting on the side, quietly listened to the conversation between Luan Yi and Xu Shu, and the reverence for Luan Yi in his heart couldn't help but take another step. A long, long time ago, when Jia Xu was still serving under Dong Zhuo's account, Luan Yi was already a famous figure in the Han Dynasty. Jia Xu often hears about Luan Yi's deeds, "How is God." "What God will be?" Jia Xu disdained these words of praise, because in his mind, although Luan Yi was talented, his heart was too soft.

Always looking around, looking left and right, he even thought at one point that if Luan Yi and Dong Zhuo were half ambitious and ruthless, they would definitely be able to achieve a great career.

It's a pity that Luan Yi doesn't, in the eyes of the world, he is the humble gentleman who treats people politely and politely. This person is also a scholar and competes for domination of the world...... Don't even think about it.

Later, when the church army besieged Chang'an, Jia Xu saw Luan Yi's ruthless side for the first time. couldn't help but say that Luan Fuqiang fed him poison and forced him to comply. Is this kind of indiscriminate means something that a gentleman can do?

Of course not, there are only two kinds of people who can do such things, one is a despicable and obscene villain, and the other is a tyrant who has achieved great things. The villain and the villain seem to be very different, but in fact they are only in a thought.

The one who has strong strength and finally wins power and people's hearts is the hero, and it is the villain who becomes a prisoner and is spurned by the world.

Luan Yi is well-armed and has hundreds of thousands of sectarians in his arms, so he is naturally a hero.

Although Jia Xu was poured poison into Luan Yi's stomach, he was impressed by his heroic posture in his heart.

The second time I saw Luan Yi, he really showed his "ruthless" side, just seven days ago.

For people living and living in the second century A.D., if a person talks about death all day long, then he is really not far from death - life and death are an unlucky topic for them, and even if they need to be discussed, they have to find other words to replace it. For example, the death of the emperor is called death, the prince will be called "薨", and ordinary people mention death is called "go", "gone" and so on.

For example, when ordinary people eat, chopsticks are not allowed to stand upright in the rice bowl, and the reason why this is so is because the shape of the chopsticks inserted in the bowl is very similar to the incense pillar inserted in the incense burner, so it is considered unlucky.

And then there is: people must not stand at the door when talking to each other. This is because the threshold of the door has the meaning of a ghost gate. One person stands inside the door, one person stands outside the door, blocked by the threshold, a bit like the meaning of people and ghosts.