134. The genius of the special services
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As soon as Sun Yu's arrow went off the string, Yu Ban secretly shouted in his heart that it was not good, and other people couldn't see it, but as a military general who had been dealing with bows for many years, how could she not see the power of this arrow.
The string power of the five-stone bow completely exceeded the strength that Yu Ban's "bow general" added to her two-stone bow, and the whining sound of the arrow telling Yu Ban that this arrow was much more powerful than her arrow.
Bai Hong passed, there was a loud bang, and the wolf iron arrow shot by Sun Yu sank into the shield pile.
The soldier with good eyesight took a closer look: "Wow! Even the tail feathers sank into the shield. ”
Sure enough, the powerful arrow shot by Sun Yu did not enter the shield entirely, leaving only a deep round hole in the shield pile, and when you look through the round hole, even the tail feathers of the wolf's arrow cannot be seen. But the tail feathers of the arrow shot by Yu Ban just now were still on the surface of the shield...... This time, even if you don't look at how many shields you have shot through, you know that Sun Yu's arrows have pierced more shields than Yu Ban.
At this moment, the Cao soldiers were dumbfounded! On the other hand, Xuzhou Bing laughed out loud.
"Go count and see how many pieces you shoot?" The Xuzhou soldiers clamored loudly.
The soldiers who were responsible for moving the shield version were all Cao Jun soldiers, and when they saw that they had lost, they were a little timid and didn't dare to count the shields, and the dilemma was very funny.
After all, Yu Ban is a magnanimous general, she waved her hand and said, "Don't care about my face, go and count!" ”
When the Cao soldiers heard this, they slowly walked to the shield pile, counted carefully, and reported depressedly: "Ten ......"
"Wow!" At this time, Xuzhou Bing and Cao Jun couldn't help but exclaim.
After hearing the ten pieces, Sun Yu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, although he knew that he could win most of the time, he was still a little worried that the power of the five-stone big bow could not compare to the martial arts, but at this time, the dust had settled, proving that the five-stone big bow was still superior. Sun Yu thought to himself: With my current arm strength, I can not only pull the five-stone bow, maybe the seven-stone bow can be pulled, but ordinary bowsmiths are no longer reliable, it seems that only by finding the "god of work" can we make a better bow, and we must pay attention to it in the future.
Sun Yu shot through ten shields, but Yu Ban only shot through five, who was high and who was low was already clear at a glance, Xuzhou soldiers let out a huge cheer, on the other hand, Cao Jun, everyone lowered their heads in depression.
Sun Yu grinned, put away his bow and said: "This is your loss, according to our gambling agreement, within today, you are not allowed to build a camp." ”
Xiahoudun and Yu Ban glanced at each other, blinked their only remaining right eye depressedly, and pouted: "General Sun, you bully people!" You can shoot such a strong arrow, and you deliberately use words to squeeze us. She remembered the old feelings when she was locked in the tiger prison, and she was very close to Sun Yu, but Sun Yu ran to pull the shelf, and also used the means to rectify them. Xiahoudun was unhappy in his heart, and there were tears in one eye.
Ahem, bullying little Lori really has a sense of guilt, Sun Yu sweated, but this bias is pulled, and there is no way to change the hexagram. He spread his hands and said: "The killing of the Cao family's family this time is really not Tao Qian's fault, it was all done by Zhang Min's person when he saw the wealth, and I killed that person, which can be regarded as avenging the Cao family." This thing can only be regarded as a natural disaster [***], and it can't be relied on on the heads of the people of Xuzhou, it's really wrong for your sister Meng De to raise troops to dye people into colorful people, I don't think it's a bias. ”
Xiahou pouted and said, "What does it matter if you are dyed into colorful people, and you didn't kill them...... Forget it, I don't count if I say it. Today I lost the bow, so I won't build a camp. ”
She blinked her eyes and said with tears in her eyes: "General Sun, you are so bad, you actually didn't let us build a camp, and you have to sleep in the grass tonight...... Woo, I don't like to sleep in the grass, there are so many insects crawling around! ”
Ahem, no, my brother's guilt has risen to the extreme. Sun Yu hurriedly turned his head, reined in and returned to the city, and said in a stiff manner: "You are not a little girl now, you are a general, since you are a general, don't be afraid of snakes, insects, rats and ants." ”
Xiahoudun flattened his mouth, bit his lower lip, and nodded.
"Collect the army, we'll see you tomorrow." Sun Yu reined in his horse, led Xu Huang, Cao Bao and a bunch of Xuzhou soldiers, and staggered back to Xuzhou. As soon as I walked into the city, I heard a huge cry from Xuzhou: "Wow, General Sun's magic arrow is unparalleled." ”
"Mr. Li Chuchu, no, Mr. Sun Xunzhen, you are my idol......"
"Seeking Truth...... I am the little peach blossom in the red garden in the north of the city, you come to play with me, I won't charge you money......" As soon as this sentence sounded, before the end of the sound, Mi Fang's roar sounded in the crowd: "Little peach blossom? How dare you seduce my brother-in-law? ”
“……”
The crowd was silent.
Mi Fang is obviously a tyrant in Xuzhou, how far away is the little peach blossom and how far away is she hiding.
Unexpectedly, another female voice shouted: "Mi Fang! Little Peach Blossom is afraid of you, but my little apricot is not afraid, you woman made a fool of herself in the Overlord Building a few days ago, and was slapped in the face, what kind of female tiger is she out of now? Find the real handsome guy, Morlie Nashre, come to my little apricot, not only for free, but I also provide you with ...... Special...... Special...... Wear...... Business...... Oh! This is said very tiredly, obviously said by the name of a green building, and it is sticky and tickles people's hearts.
cough, Sun Yu's heart trembled, and he almost fell off the horse. Fortunately, after coming to the Three Kingdoms, he was surrounded by women every day, and now the anti-woman strike is relatively strong, so he stabilized and didn't fall.
However, Sun Yu finally stabilized, but heard Mi Fang shouting, "What special services can you provide?" Hmph, I'm not a woman if you're a woman? You'll be those, and so will I! The old tree is rooted, the goddess scatters flowers, the old man pushes the cart, and the Guanyin sits on the lotus ......"
"You're a fart, you've only heard one name for these moves, right?" Xiao Xingzi laughed and said, "How can you have an old lady with rich experience." ”
"Humph!" Mi Fang sneered: "Have you heard that there is a genius in this world? All I have to do is listen to the name! If you don't come to my Mi Mansion, I'll show you my brother-in-law! ”
Poof, Sun Yu really fell off the horse now, he quickly let nm01 sweep through the crowd and find Mi Fang's location, Sun Yu rushed over, grabbed the back of her neck, got up like a chick and said, "Don't you want to be a good person?" What kind of quarrel with the dust woman in front of the people of Xuzhou? It's so noisy! Come home with me. ”
It's strange to say, as soon as Sun Yu stretched out his hand, Mi Fang suddenly became like a kitten, not noisy or noisy.
At this time, it was Sun Yu's victorious return to the city, and Tao Qian wanted to come up and thank him for a few words, and then discuss with him how to deal with Cao Jun next. As a result, Mi Fang made such a fuss, everyone looked at Sun Yu with sweat, and thought, "Isn't your wife Miss Mi San?" Why is Miss Mi Er clamoring to provide you with special services...... What's going on? Ahem, the Mi family's affairs are really complicated, and we outsiders can't understand it. ”
Tao Qian was embarrassed to come over, so he had to stand far away.
Sun Yu sweated and said to Tao Qian: "Lord Tao, Cao Jun has nothing to do today, I will come back tomorrow morning to discuss with you how to fight Cao Jun, and go back today to deal with the housework." ”
Tao Qian didn't know what to say, so he smiled bitterly: "Cheng, you go back quickly, let Mi Fang make trouble again, we in Xuzhou don't know what to become." ”
Sun Yu carried the back of Mi Fang's neck, ran back to Mi Mansion in a hurry, and threw her into the lobby: "I can't control you, wait for your sister to come back and clean you up." "There was such a big fuss at the city gate just now, Mi Zhu must have seen it, and after a while, the boss will definitely come back to clean up the second child, Sun Yu has a headache when he sees her, so he naturally doesn't bother to pay attention to her.
That night, Yue'er was like a hook, Sun Yu lay on the bed and turned over, always thinking about whether this battle was worth it, the opponents who fought in the past were all bad guys, and he didn't have any burden in his heart, but this time against Mimiyan's army, why didn't he fight it? If Xiahoudun keeps her promise tonight, she is a little Lori, she has no tent to sleep, she can only sleep in the grass, isn't it very pitiful?
Sun Yu couldn't help but roll over and walk to the front yard, and took out a sleeping bag from his big car, which was designed after the marching sleeping bags of later generations, soft and warm. Sun Yu rode his white horse, ran to the west gate in the starry night, and when he saw Sun Yu, the soldiers who kept vigil obediently opened the city gate for him.
Sun Yu rode his horse to the west of the city, only to see the soldiers of the Cao army sleeping on the plain, because there was no camp, everyone was sleeping in the grass, weapons and armor were placed haphazardly. Several groups of soldiers on the night patrol carried torches and rounded around the strangely sleeping soldiers.
Seeing Sun Yu coming over alone, the night patrol soldier was slightly taken aback, and hurriedly greeted him and said, "You are Sun Xunzhen, what are you doing here?" ”
Sun Yu raised the sleeping bag in his hand, sighed and said, "I'll send a sleeping bag to General Xiahoudun." ”
If Sun Yu didn't come alone, he was afraid that Cao Jun would knock on the bang and call someone to Haibian him, but now he looked at him alone, thinking that he was here to be an envoy, so he didn't make a big fuss.
After a while, the night patrol soldiers called Yu Ban! She hugged her fist at Sun Yu and sighed, "General Sun...... Didn't you pull the bias frame to help Tao Qian? It's kind of fun to run around and deliver things. ”
Sun Yu also sighed and said, "General Yu, what about this...... I have a lady who is from Xuzhou...... Ahem. ”
Yu Ban shook his head and said: "Forget it, let's not talk about this, the two countries are fighting each other, in private, our lord admires you very much, and there is no need to treat you as an enemy and enter the camp...... Uh, come in and sit down. She used to say that she would come into the camp to sit, but now there is no camp at all, and Cao Jun sleeps on the grass like a savage...... Where do you start? This is all Sun Yu's fault.
The two were a little embarrassed, but Sun Yu still stubbornly walked in with a sleeping bag.
Yu Ban said softly: "Speak quietly, General Xiahoudun and General Dian Wei are asleep, and the consequences of waking them up will be very serious!" ”