"Since the fall of the Yu Dynasty, the princes have quarreled, the heroes have risen together, and the Central Plains has been in chaos. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info until the Taizu of my dynasty was born, destroyed the Six Kingdoms, drove out foreign enemies, established the Dayan Dynasty, and shocked the universe. The people finally ended their lives of displacement, and the Central Plains was peaceful. Today, let's tell you about the most difficult battle since Taizu was born, and ......"

"Wait, old grandson, I talked about this last week, change it."

The old grandson glared at the young man who interrupted him very unhappily, but there was no way, the customer was the master, since he was not satisfied, then let's change the paragraph.

"Ahem, ahem, since I've said it, let's change it. By the way, today we will talk about a few of Taizu's dragon sons and grandsons. My ancestor is the martial arts star in the sky, and several princes are also contaminated with the blood of immortals. The eldest prince was brave and good at fighting, and made great contributions in the Huaiyang Campaign; The second prince can write and be good at ink, and a "Treatise on Passing Yu" makes students all over the world ashamed; The four princes are the most sympathetic to the people, often share weal and sorrow with the people, and are deeply loved by the people. But what is surprising is that the throne was obtained by the most wooden six princes, what is the secret of it? Let's break it down......"

"Hey, old grandson, I've also talked about this, don't you have any other goods in your stomach?" The young man interrupted the old grandson with a dissatisfied voice.

The old grandson couldn't bear it anymore, and said to the young man angrily: "Stinky boy, if you don't listen, let me out, don't affect the other guests." ”

"Other guests?" The young man looked left and right, and finally pointed to the big yellow dog in front of the door next door and asked, "Is it me?" ”

"Ahem, what, let's move on. Since the guest officer is not satisfied with this, then let's change the paragraph. Well, let's talk about the story of Emperor Wu. At that time, although the Great Yan Dynasty was rich and strong, it was invaded by barbarians, and the people on the border were miserable. Emperor Wu succeeded to the throne at the age of sixteen, and at the age of twenty, he drove his own expedition, and the northern Xiongnu retreated 300 miles in a row. He also ordered General Li Rong to march to the northwest and seize Longyou ......"

"Old grandson, are you forgetful, did you forget the story of Emperor Wu just in the morning, did you forget it so quickly?"

"Then talk about Emperor Jingdi, the son of Emperor Wu......"

"I've said it, change it."

"Then let's talk about the son of Emperor Jing, the ...... of today's saints"

"Another."

"Impossible, I definitely didn't say this, what about you kid me?" The old grandson said angrily, but the young man pointed to the back of the old grandson with an innocent face. The old grandson felt inexplicable, and turned his head to see that a servant with a full face was looking at him with a fierce look.

The old grandson turned his head back stiffly, and then said with a straight face: "Yes, yes, yes, change one." Today we will tell the stories of three monks. Once upon a time, there were three monks, and they had no water to drink......"

After a while, the official walked away from the old grandson's storytelling stall. The old grandson breathed a sigh of relief, feeling glad that he had escaped, why did the people forget that they could not discuss the government in vain?

But the young man in front of the storytelling stall still shouted loudly like no one: "Old grandson, you still can't talk about it." ”

The old grandson glared at the young man viciously, thinking that it was this stinky boy who almost entered the cell, stood up and said angrily: "Don't say it, don't say it, the old man is going to close the stall, where did you come from, hurry back to where you come from." ”

"Don't say it? That's good. The young man stood up, patted his buttocks, and then walked up to the old grandson and stretched out his hand and said, "Old grandson, you took a fish from me last week and said that you want to make up for your grandson's body." The big yellow croaker weighs one pound and six taels, and you have to give me fifty-five taels according to two taels and five cents, and it is not easy to see you, so the interest will not be charged to you. ”

The old grandson was stunned when he heard this, and after a long time he didn't react, the young man was a little impatient, patted the old grandson's desk and said, "Hey, old grandson, it's useless to pretend to be stupid, pay back the money quickly, I don't have time for you to spend it." The sun will go down in a while, and I have to rush home to cook rice. ”

This sentence woke up the old grandson, he sat down again, and then said with a serious face: "Today, in order to thank you for your usual visit, I plan to talk here all night, old man." Now let's tell the story of the two tigers, and ......"

When the young man heard this, his eyes turned red instantly, and he pulled and pulled the old grandson, but the old grandson still didn't move, and still said the two tigers, which had the taste of Mount Tai collapsing in front of him and not changing color.

The young man tugged for a while to no avail, so he said a few cruel words angrily and left angrily.

It wasn't until the boy walked away that the old grandson stopped talking. He looked at the horizon where there was no boy for a long time, and said proudly: "The hairy boy fights with me? You're still a little tender. ”

Seeing that the sun was about to set, the old grandson put away the storytelling stall and went home. Along the way, he remembered today's good luck and couldn't help humming a little song. Suddenly, he saw his eldest son running forward in a hurry, and quickly stopped him and asked what had happened. Unexpectedly, his eldest son opened his mouth wide, looked at the old grandson with a surprised face and said, "Dad, you're okay." ”

"What can I do?" The old grandson felt a little confused.

Xiao Sun stomped his feet and said regretfully: "The kid who often hears you talk about books at the bookstall said that you were hit by a carriage and sent to the hospital. But Zhang Shengshou of the medical hall was willing to heal only when he saw Qian. The kid came to us to get the money, and then said that he was fast, so he sent it to Zhang Shengshou first to prevent delaying treatment. As a result, I ...... Eh, it looks like we were deceived by that kid. ”

The old grandson knocked the dumb son's head hard, and said angrily: "Our family is so stupid? Gave him a hairy boy to cheat? ”

Xiao Sun touched the back of his head and said aggrievedly: "That kid is fine, he is holding a jade pendant, which is still stained with blood." I specially asked Grandma to come out and take a look, it is indeed the one you usually bring. And human lives are at stake, we are in a hurry......"

After hearing this, the old grandson hurriedly touched his body, and found that his jade pendant was taken away by the kid at some point. He asked anxiously, "What about the jade pendant?" Did you take it away while you weren't looking? ”

"That's not true, he just handed it back to our family."

"That's good, that's good." The old grandson patted his chest with relief, but suddenly thought of something very important, and hurriedly asked, "How much did that stinky boy get from you?" ”

"Well, when I think about it, it seems to be sixty wen."

"What? I actually took five more words! Li Wuyan, don't let me see you again! The old grandson raised his head to the sky and roared.