Chapter 712: Teach the Emperor to Pick Up Girls

"Yes, General Jiang, I heard that you are very good at this......" Zhengde thought about it and turned to Jiang Bin again. [No pop-up novel network]

"The ...... the last general" Scarface scratched his head, his good at it is specifically fingered, and the relationship with women, he is mainly good at the second half, and Zhengde is obviously asking the first half, and he is also worried.

However, under Zhengde's forced gaze, he had no choice but to use his brain, this girl is a little similar to Ling'er back then, how did Brother Xie and Sister Ling'er get together? Eh, there is a way, he slapped his thigh and had an idea: "Your Majesty, if you want a woman to fall in love, you have to show your heroism......"

"How do you show that?" Seeing what he said, Zhengde was a little interested.

"Heroes save beauty!" Jiang Bin said matter-of-factly.

"But General Jiang, how do you know when Miss Liu will be in danger? Could it be that Banzai Ye has been waiting here stupidly? The third father-in-law couldn't come up with an idea himself, but he didn't want to be taken over, so he jumped out again.

"If there are conditions to do it, and if there are no conditions, create conditions, isn't it just a few bad people? This is not simple, those guys under Xiao Qi are not a good way to come, just find a few and let them play in their true colors. Jiang Bin waved his hand and glanced at the third father-in-law with disdain, he didn't know anything, he didn't understand this bit of the routine, you would be a eunuch in your life.

"General Jiang, I heard that you don't like to follow the right path in women, I didn't believe it at first, but now it seems that you really like to engage in crooked ways, what I want is to impress Miss Liu with sincerity and let her see my charm, what kind of bad idea are you talking about?" Zhengde also glanced at Jiang Bin with disdain.

"Who is so long-tongued, he actually told the emperor about this kind of thing, the last general is wronged, and the last general does not follow the right path, isn't this what it means?" Scarface screamed.

"That's not what it means, so what does it mean?" Zhengde asked rhetorically.

"Well," Jiang Bin squeaked, "It's not something special, it's just a new trick I learned from those women in the Wa Kingdom, this ...... That one...... Anyway, Your Majesty, you will understand later. ”

"General Wen, what do you think?" Leaving behind Jiang Bin, who was talking nonsense, Zhengde turned to mildness again, compared to the two people in front of him, mildness is still very stable.

"Your Majesty, this marriage matter is the words of the matchmaker of the parents. Now the queen mother is still in the capital, but the marquis and the emperor have the right to worship, but it is barely reasonable, as long as you go to the nunnery to ask about Miss Liu's life experience, this matter will be ......"

The gentle method is really decent, people from a family are originally very important to etiquette, and in his opinion, this kind of thing should be handled according to the rules.

"Alas, forget it, you can't do it, you still have to rely on the eldest brother at this time, big brother, what do you say?"

"Well, in fact, the methods that several people said have a certain feasible surname, but ......" Xie Hong had long expected that this matter would have to fall on his head, so when others offered advice, he was also thinking about this problem.

The third father-in-law's method is very practical, for a delicious person, it is obviously a good prescription for the situation, but what the second brother wants to show is pure personal charm, and this method is debatable. Of course, the second brother is very rich, but this money also came from his status as an emperor, which is obviously not in line with his original intention.

Jiang Bin's idea is also good, in addition to the appearance and status of a man's charm, muscles are also very important, with Jiang Bin's status in his previous life, maybe Zhengde used a similar method at the beginning, so he left an allusion to the dragon and the phoenix.

The gentle method is decent, if other methods don't work, it will be possible to propose relatives according to this model, and it is a big deal to mention it in the name of Zhu Shou, Zhu Shou is unique, except for him, no one can hold the position of the chief military officer in the world.

After Xie Hong finished thinking about it, he smiled slightly and said, "The best way is to take a multi-pronged approach." ”

"How do you do it all at once?" Zhengde is excited, it's good to have a big brother who can do anything, from national affairs to personal problems, there are solutions to everything.

Everyone is also very curious, do you please women, in this era, it is nothing more than the above methods. The method of the three fathers is common in Qinglou Jizhai; Jiang Bin's method belongs to the wild road, which is used by the reckless people in the rivers and lakes; Gentle methods are the most common path.

These three methods are obviously incompatible, but Hou Ye has come up with a multi-pronged approach, even if he is the most dismissive of this, he is just as interested, who doesn't like gossip?

"Come on, second brother, this is not the place to talk, I'll tell you slowly on the way back......" Xie Hong pulled Zhengde out of the wooden tower and went to the camp.

"First of all, as General Wen said, the other party's family background is to be inquired about, and in addition, although you don't want Miss Liu to know your identity, if you can't get the understanding of the nunnery, it is inconvenient for you to carry out your pursuit."

After thinking all the way, when he arrived at the camp, without waiting for Zhengde's urging, Xie Hong began to flicker.

"Well, that makes sense, then I'll leave this matter to General Wen." Zhengde nodded.

"Wechen obeys." This can be regarded as a matchmaker for the emperor, and there is nothing to be unhappy about being gentle.

"In addition, it is necessary to do what he likes, but purely using the food he bought to please others is too low-tech and has no sincerity, so you have to do it yourself, second brother, so that it can be sweet and complete."

In fact, Xie Hong himself has never pursued girls seriously, in this regard, he is not much better than Zhengde, but there is no way, Tang Bohu and Zhang Cai, who are the most suitable to come up with ideas, are far away in the capital, and he has no choice but to catch the ducks on the shelves. Fortunately, there is a lot of information about this in later generations, Xie Hong has never eaten pork, he has always seen pigs run, and his ideas are also a bit disciplined.

"It's fine to do it myself, but I don't know how to cook." Zhengde was a little dumbfounded, he was very good at eating, and he had never cooked before.

In this era, a gentleman is far away from cooking, and when Xie Hong went to the kitchen, he was resolutely opposed by the well-behaved Qing'er, and Zhengde in the palace would not get the opportunity to exercise in this area anyway.

Xie Hong waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "It's okay, you can't learn, I can teach you to do something simple and practical, of course, the specific situation, you have to wait for the detailed information to be found." ”

"Well, it's okay, it's the scout's job to find out the intelligence, so I'll leave this matter to General Hou." Zhengde nodded.

"The last will obey." The monkey's face was a little bitter, it doesn't seem like the scout was doing this, was he? That's a nunnery, and I'm going to peek into the future mother...... However, on second thought, there seemed to be a very suitable candidate in the army, well, so he did.

"Sincerity and intelligence are there, and the next thing is to show your personal charm......" Xie Hong tapped the table with his fingers, groaning slightly, his thoughts were not completely clear.

"It's definitely not okay to make a show, otherwise, let's hold a ball game, right?" Zhengde worked hard to use his brain.

"It's not good," Xie Hong shook his head, "The fun of the ball game is not something that everyone can experience, and it also needs to cultivate an atmosphere, Yingzhou is too small, it's really not very suitable, not to mention that it takes too long and it's not good, it's better to order directly." ”

"Then what's the point, it's not going to be a martial arts competition under the tower, right?"

"Music, second brother, have you forgotten? Before we go up to the tower, Miss Liu knocks on the tune of the wooden fish......" Xie Hong prompted.

Zhengde immediately understood it, and immediately laughed with realization: "Yes, she can knock out that kind of song with a wooden fish, she knows the rhythm of music, and she is quite proficient." ”

"And that's not all." Xie Hong added with great interest: "Generally speaking, people who know music and rhythm don't look down on that kind of minor key, that is to say, either this Miss Liu has a special experience in appreciating music, or she is not deeply involved in the world, and she is still a blank slate." ”

The popular songs of later generations sung by Xie Hong hit a nail in front of Ling'er, but they were quite popular with Qing'er and Erniu when they were in Beizhuang County. Lile music is regarded as a rather sacred and solemn thing by Confucianism, and Ling'er's reaction is also normal, the latter two have not been exposed to formal music, and of course there is no rejection.

"That's great, the little tunes you often hum are not very reliable, but they are very appropriate, much more interesting than Guan Guan Ju Dove or something, and it must be very effective for demonstration." Zhengde is overjoyed, he has a musical talent and can compose music, but how to compose a song to show love, he doesn't understand, and he can't find it in the classics, after all, the Chinese tradition is to pay attention to subtlety and beauty.

"The key is the instrument, it would be nice if you brought a piano...... determined the way, Zhengde immediately began to scrutinize the details, Xie Hong's tunes are difficult to interpret well with traditional instruments such as the qin, those instruments are matched with ancient style tunes, all of which are monotonous, while pop songs are much more complicated.

"Well, I've been making a new instrument for you in the past two days, and right now, that instrument is more suitable for you than the piano." Xie Hong patted his chest with confidence.

Although there were no musical instruments with them, there were many craftsmen. When the Guards fight, they have high requirements for supplies, such as the Divine Arm Bow is a very delicate weapon, which needs to be well maintained and maintained. Mo knife slashing people does not rely solely on weight, it is also important to maintain the sharpness of the blade, in the battle of Yingzhou, many Mo knives were curled.

Fortunately, the Mo knife is two-sided, even if it is a little fierce, but it is not a big problem to deal with a battle. After the war, the troops will replace spare parts, and the replaced weapons can be handled at the time, Xie Hong does not want to wait until he returns to the capital, and always maintain the best condition to meet the challenge, this is his style.

Moreover, with his prudence, of course, he would not be at ease with the layman to do this, so before leaving, he transferred some craftsmen from the Ordnance Division to come with the army, most of them blacksmiths, which could be used at this time.

"It's easier to do the tune, I'll sing it to you later, and then you can pick it yourself." The most pop songs are love to come and go, although Xie Hong is not able to keep up with the trend in later generations, it is enough to deal with the current problems.

(To be continued)