774, escaping from pets put me to sleep [2/2]
- "What?" Zhang Ren was shocked: "Throw this woman into the carriage?" It's not safe! What if she plots to find the truth? Let's choose one of us to go in and accompany him. ”
Chen Gong shook his head and said, "You can't use our people, what if Xunzhen takes his own people hostage under the control of 'usurping the country'?" ”
"I think about it this way, Zhang Xiu is Dong Zhuo's general, why would she help Cao Apu guard the carriage? proves that she must have fallen into the 'usurpation of the country'. Next, Xun Zhen also fell for the 'usurpation of the country', so that he and Zhang Xiu are now Cao Apu's courtiers, and there should be no hostility between each other, so don't worry about her plotting to find the truth. ”
Zhang Ren and Wang Yue suddenly realized.
Chen Gong said again: "Besides, won't we deal with Zhang Xiu before throwing it in?" Wash her white, strip her clothes and armor, tie her up naked, and then throw her into the carriage, if it would be dangerous to find the truth like this, then he would have died countless times. ”
"Reasonable!" Zhang Renmeng nodded: "It is worthy of being a military advisor, and he is really thoughtful." ”
Chen Gong finally added: "Actually, it's a little out of etiquette to do this, alas, but I, Chen Gong, have already done something that doesn't abide by the etiquette law, so let me break the jar." ”——
"Master, it's night outside, and the convoy is stationed by the creek." NM01 had just flown out for a spin and was coming back to report to Sun Yu.
Sun Yu nodded, got up from the soft couch, and slept on the fragrant, soft, and extremely luxurious soft couch for a day, his whole body slept a little sore, and he couldn't help but stand up and shake his hands and feet, and do some stretching exercises.
The Witch Emperor looked at him with tears in her eyes.
"What are you crying about? I didn't have anything wrong with you again. Sun Yu muttered unhappily.
"You...... You put me to sleep! "The Witch Emperor cried super sadly.
"Hey, don't say something so misleading, when have I slept with you?" Sun Yu Khan.
"You and I, sleeping in the same bed all day, isn't it you sleeping on me?" The Witch Emperor cried miserably: "I'm not innocent anymore...... I begged you to replace it with your mouth, but you refused, or the beast slept with me. ”
I'm dizzy, I just slept next to you, that's far less than letting you serve me with your mouth, right? What kind of mindset do you use to weigh the weight? Sun Yu feels that his logical thinking ability is a little confused, it is really dangerous to be in the same room with an unreliable woman, even if she doesn't use a knife to stab you, she can use the method of abnormal logical thinking to hit your brain.
"Please untie the rope from my body...... "The Witch Emperor cried, "I can untie only one hand!" ”
"What are you going to do?" Sun Yu Daqi.
"I want to ...... Write a note......"
Sun Yu: "......"
Sun Yu was depressed for a while, but finally compromised, "The Legend of the Witch" reminded Sun Yu of his "The Legend of the Scientist", so as soon as he heard the word "The Legend", he had no reason to relent, so he had to untie the ribbon on the Witch Emperor's body.
I saw the witch emperor sadly open the notebook and write it down with a trembling hand: "Three years of demons...... Winter...... Today I slept on the runaway...... I kept begging him to spare me, and I was even willing to serve him with my mouth. But he was unmoved, tied me with a silk rope, and threw me on the bed, and climbed into bed after him...... When I woke up, I cried, but I didn't admit it, he said he hadn't slept with me...... How shameless can you be to say such nonsense with your eyes open? ”
"Stop!" Sun Yu Khan: "What are you remembering?" If you write it down like this, others will definitely misunderstand it when they see it. ”
"My notes, I can remember as much as I like." The Witch Emperor held the book tightly in his arms: "Even if I fall into your hands now, and you have slept with me, don't try to control my book!" ”
"I'm dizzy, you're right, your notes are indeed how you like to remember, but you should remember real people and real things, don't give me something to remember in it." Sun Yu Khan.
"Which sentence in this is not a real person?" The Witch Emperor said with tears in her eyes: "I won't memorize the notes, every sentence in it is written down sincerely." ”
Sun Yu thought about it carefully, although this account made people read all kinds of misunderstandings, but it was really all true, I was dizzy!
At this time, the Witch Emperor's face suddenly turned red: "You...... Turn around, okay? ”
"What? Why should I turn around? Are you going to stab me in the back? ”
"I ...... I...... I think it's convenient. ”
Sun Yu Khan, yes, I've been locked up in this carriage for a day, not to mention her, I actually want to be convenient, but just now all kinds of unreliable things came one after another, I forgot for a while, but how is there a convenient way in this small carriage?
I saw that the Witch Emperor had retreated to the corner of the carriage, where there was a delicate ceramic toilet...... Sun Yu suddenly realized, yes, this is Dong Zhuo's luxury carriage, of course there should be a toilet or something, now it is winter, not like in summer, there will be a peculiar smell, and I didn't notice that the toilet was placed in the corner.
Sun Yu shrugged his shoulders and turned his back. The two took turns to solve the problem with the toilet, and the atmosphere in the carriage became strange, and there was silence for a while, and no one spoke.
After a long time, the Witch Emperor cried: "I beg you, don't sleep with me tonight, okay?" I'll give you the soft couch, and I'll sleep on the floor......"
Before she could finish speaking, and before Sun Yu could make any statement, the door of the carriage suddenly opened a crack, and a sleek woman was thrown in, and then the door of the carriage slammed shut...... The voice of Zhang Ren, the governor of Xichuan, came from outside: "Xun Zhen, this woman is used for you to relieve your boredom, you can stay in the car with peace of mind, and we will let you out as soon as possible." ”
The woman who was suddenly thrown into the car startled Sun Yu and the Witch Emperor, and the two looked at it together, only to see that the person who was thrown in was Zhang Xiu, the spear king of the Northland, her clothes were stripped naked, but her wrists and ankles were tied with ropes, and her slightly thin body was lying on the carpet of white tiger skin, looking quite pitiful. She had obviously only taken a shower, and her hair was still wet, but it was winter, and she was thrown around naked after taking a bath, and her lips were a little blue from the cold.
Sun Yu was shocked, quickly got up, and wanted to hug Zhang Xiu.
But seeing that the Witch Emperor didn't know where the strength came from, he pounced on the ground, and his whole body covered Zhang Xiu's body: "Zhang Xiu, what's wrong with you?" ”
Zhang Xiu smiled bitterly and said, "Your Majesty...... I was also caught by Gongsun Jun's men, and they said that Xun Zhen was bored alone in the carriage, so they brought me in to relieve him......"
The Witch Emperor was furious, and then thought of his current situation, anger was useless, and he only felt a burst of sadness surging up in the depths of his heart: "You and I, the monarch and the minister, have actually fallen into the hands of the Silver Demon......"
Her tears flowed down again, and she reached out and dragged a cashmere quilt from the soft couch next to her, wrapping Zhang Xiu in it, fortunately there were three cashmere quilts on her bed, otherwise it would not be enough.
The Witch Emperor gritted his teeth, pushed Zhang Xiu to the corner of the soft couch, and then turned sideways, blocking Zhang Xiu behind him, and said in a firm tone: "Zhang Xiu, you were raped once by Sun Yu, a silver thief, it must be very painful, right?" Don't worry, this time, I'll protect you! ”
As she spoke, her demeanor became stronger and stronger, and she raised her head and said to Sun Yu: "Escape from favor...... At this point, I don't dare to beg you to do nothing, but Zhang Xiu is a poor person, she used to fight for me, and now I want to fulfill my duty as a king and protect my subordinates. All I beg you to spare her is to stop being her. Anyway, I've already slept with you, you want to relieve your boredom or something, come at me! Sleeping once is sleeping, and sleeping twice is sleeping. If you walk at night for a long time, you are not afraid of ghosts, and if there are more lice, you are not afraid of itching, and I am used to vomiting and vomiting. ”
Zhang Xiu: "......"
Sun Yu: "......"
"Your Majesty, you have misunderstood...... I ......" Zhang Xiu wanted to explain that he had nothing to do with Sun Yu.
As a result, the Witch Emperor had already entered the fantasy mode and couldn't listen to anything, she patted her chest and said very seriously: "Escape from pet, come!" From now on, the empress will never back down, and she must protect her courtiers. ”
"Cut, you can pretend to be here." Sun Yuyi stretched out his hand, grabbed the witch emperor's chin, and lightly touched it with his fingers.
As a result, it was because of a finger touch...... The Witch Emperor screamed, "Ah, the man has touched me. She went limp, and fainted.
"Just this German surname, what else do you say to protect the courtiers, you are." Sun Yu took out the silk rope again and tied up the Witch Emperor carefully, so that she would not jump out and make trouble again.
Then he reached into Zhang Xiu's quilt and fumbled to help her untie the ropes on her wrists and ankles. Of course, I can't help but feel a few very wrong positions, such as waist, back, calves or something, when the rope is untied, Zhang Xiu's pretty face is already covered with redness.
"Seeking Truth...... What did you do with Your Majesty? Zhang Xiu said a little sadly.
"Nope!" Sun Yu spread his hands: "I just slept next to her, and I didn't touch a finger of her, and she insisted that I slept with her, uh...... Although the literal meaning is not wrong, it is also too connotative. ”
"Haven't you ever done anything like that?" Zhang Xiu's face suddenly appeared with joy: "I knew that Xunzhen would not do such a bad thing, you are a good man." When I was in Cao Ying, it was inconvenient for me to intercede for Your Majesty, and now I ......"
Zhang Xiu straightened her expression very seriously, she didn't care about the cashmere quilt on her body slipping off, revealing her beautiful body, she knelt on the soft couch with both knees, her upper body leaned down, and her snow-white shoulders and back were all exposed in front of Sun Yu, and she actually knelt down in front of Sun Yu very standardly: "Seek the truth, I beg you, let your majesty go, as long as you don't hurt her, I will be your person for the rest of my life." ”
(To be continued)