Yu Hua saw Yang Yu coming early on, pretended to take another sip of tea, and then said slowly: "I have heard for a long time that Lord Yang is the most approachable, and sure enough, the characters he has made friends with are three sects and nine streams, and even this trick and pretending to deceive is also Lord Yang's confidant and friend." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The people at the table laughed uncontrollably,

When Yang Yu first came, he was still suspicious of Qingxuzi colluding with Yu Huahe, and deliberately led himself here, it can be seen that Qingxuzi has always stood aside pitifully, and Yu Huahe and others are like this again, but they have gone to this suspicion.

Although Yang Yu didn't want to see this person who had framed him, since he had to see him, Yang Yu was not afraid, and he was right. Fortunately, now that the two of them are in the same order, there is no need to make a big salute, so he said lightly: "Yang was born in a commoner, and he only relied on a little merit to rank in the court, so he naturally couldn't compare to adults." ”

The irony of these words was too strong, Yu Huahe's face changed immediately, and he led the army to the battle, but as a result, his entire army was wiped out, and he was also punished by the emperor, which was his heart disease.

However, Yang Yu's words can offend a group of second ancestors on the table, and without waiting to turn into a speaker, a short fat man next to him shouted: "The surname Yang, you don't have to be sharp-tongued." This Taoist priest was treacherous and deceitful, and was exposed by us in public, and I wanted to teach a lesson, but I didn't expect people to move out of you, a great god. Since you're here, what do you say? ”

When Yang Yu heard that this was the case, he was not familiar with Qingxuzi, but it was far from the extent that he was strong for him, so he really didn't want to care, even if he was considered cowardly by others, it was better than doing senseless fights. If it was in the previous life, he was a scholar, and he might have to fight with this "annihilator", but with the experience of this life, now he is practical, and he said: "I'm sorry everyone, I actually ...... with this Taoist chief."

Before he finished speaking, Qingxuzi jumped over, whispered a word in Yang Yu's ear, and retreated after speaking, Yang Yu's face changed greatly, he struggled for a long time, sighed and said, "Why are you willing to let this Daoist master go?" ”

Humpty Dumpty said, "You have to apologize to us!" ”

Yang Yu didn't say a word, and arched his hand: "Everyone, my friend is not a thing, it is indeed wrong for him to offend you, I apologize to everyone on his behalf, you adults don't remember the villain, just treat him as a fart, let him go." ”

The people at the table had their eyes above the top, wanting to break Yang Yu's sharpness, but they didn't expect Yang Yu to apologize when he said apology, without any ambiguity, they all listened with a shelf, and when they heard the last sentence, several people laughed.

Yu Huahe glanced at Humpty Dumpty reproachfully, probably blaming him for the low conditions he gave, and said: "I have heard for a long time that the Guozijian is the highest university in my Daliang, and Lord Yang is the record of the Guozijian, so it must be a chapter, so it's better to do this, you improvise a poem at this time, and when it's done, you can do whatever you want, how about it?" ”

Everyone at the table let out another burst of laughter, I heard that Yang Yushu hadn't read it, there was a good show to watch now, if he couldn't do it, he could naturally humiliate him, and if he made it, it must be a limerick, so he could only laugh and be generous.

Yang Yu listened, and the expression on his face was indescribably strange. Tears run, through the most common slap in the face in the novel - writing poems and slapping the face - finally it's my turn. My life is not good, I can only be a low-key person, do things carefully, the prince who has it in my hand has run away, and I can only pretend to be stupid, I can't say it today, I can finally show it, and it is a slap in the face, happiness!

The short fat man saw Yang Yu's strange expression, thought that Yang Yu was embarrassed, and said in a weird manner: "Lord Yang's masterpiece, it must be excellent, I have to take a pen and paper to memorize it, tomorrow, make people paste all over the capital, note Lord Yang's name, so that thousands of people can admire." ”

Everyone laughed even more presumptuously, and when Qingxuzi saw this, he coughed and said: "This, the poor road is also literate and hyphenated, it is better for me to ......"

Before he finished speaking, Yu Huahe slapped him in the face with his backhand: "Did you let you speak?" ”

Qingxuzi was beaten and stumbled, and he didn't dare to speak again.

Yang Yu looked at Qingxuzi and thought that this person was not without any benefits, at least he was still a little righteous. But he asked Yu Huaji and others: "Did I make a poem and let us go?" ”

Yu Huaji said: "Exactly." ”

Yang Yu asked the Humpty Dumpty man again: "I'm done with the poem, can I not let people post it everywhere?" ”

Humpty Dumpty said flatly: "No! Must stick! ”

Yang Yu took a deep breath: "Okay, Yang will improvise a poem." ”

Thinking about it in my mind, I saw lotus flowers outside the window, and bursts of fragrance came, there is! He said: "After all, in the middle of June, the scenery of Qinghe is not the same as the four seasons. The lotus leaves are infinitely green, and the flowers are different from the sun. ”

This is the first poem of Yang Wanli in the Song Dynasty, and the original first sentence was "After all, the West Lake is in mid-June", and Yang Yu changed it.

Yu Huahe and the others were dumbfounded, no one expected Yang Yu to come as soon as he opened his mouth, and this poem ...... That's great...... The artistic conception is good, and it is indeed in line with the present, I am afraid that no one can reach it, and a table of people is as if they have been immobilized, and no one has moved for a long time.

Qing Xuzi was excited, and secretly gave Yang Yu a thumbs up.

Yang Yu looked at everyone and didn't react for a long time, and said, "Everyone, can we go?" This poem doesn't need to be posted everywhere. "Just kidding, I don't want to become famous in one fell swoop, although I know 300 Tang poems by heart, there will always be a time when I run out.

Yu Huaji reacted at this time, let it go, I am unwilling, don't let it go, the words are all spoken, and I turned my head to look at the short and fat man next to me. The Humpty Dumpty man understood, and thought that Yang Yu's last sentence was deliberately sarcastic, so he jumped up and rolled up his sleeves and said, "The surname Yang, don't be arrogant, ...... today"

Yang Yu's anger rose, and he said coldly: "What, you still want to do it?" "Yang Yu was born and died, after a long time of killing, he moved the real fire, his face was like frost, and a cold and murderous aura came out.

Yu Hua and the gang were all cold in their hearts, and suddenly realized that although this person looked like Sven, he was indeed an "outlaw" who killed people without calculation. The Humpty Dumpty man was taken away by Yang Yu's momentum, and he stood for a long time, and said to himself: "Who said to do it, I ...... I want to test you again......"

Yang Yu snorted coldly and said: "I don't think you should bother with this, I might as well tell you the truth, although Yang Yu is from a humble background, whether it is swords, guns, riding and shooting, or poetry and songs, even if it is thirty-six lines, I am afraid that there are not many people who will stump me." ”

Yu Huaji couldn't stand it anymore, and also stood up and pointed at Yang Yu: "Yang Yu's you just blow it, you, you, you ......" But after all, he didn't dare to do it, just kidding, this Si dared to take the city gate of Xijing with a hundred people, and he didn't know what to say, when he looked down and saw a table of dishes, he immediately slapped the table: "Do you know how to cook?" ”

Yu Hua and everyone almost sprayed when they said this, what is this, it's either civil or martial, what's going on with cooking. Some people couldn't help but cover their faces, and they couldn't stand this face.

Yang Yu didn't say a word, turned around and went downstairs, the rest of the people looked at each other, only to hear a chaotic sound in the kitchen, clanging, after a while, Yang Yu took a plate of vegetables and threw it on the table, pulled Qingxuzi and said, "Let's go." ”

A table of people was in a state of collective petrification, and after a while, the Humpty Dumpty man suspiciously took a chopstick and put it in his mouth, tasted it and showed an incredible expression: "Yo, it's delicious!" ”

Yu Huaji reacted at this time and patted his head: "He worked as a cook in the Turks!" ”

No one paid attention to him at a table with white eyes, what did he do earlier!?

Yang Yu dragged Qing Xuzi downstairs, Qing Xuzi was pulled by him all the way, and kept sneering: "Lord Yang is a good method, it's really amazing!" Sure enough, you can do anything! ”

Out of the door of the hotel, Yang Yucai let go of his hand and asked in a deep voice with a straight face: "Say, what did you mean by what you said in my ear just now?" ”

Qing Xuzi was just about to speak, when he heard someone shouting: "Yang Yu! Yang Yu! Yang Yu turned his head and saw that it was Su Bing and Da Niu who were coming, but they were surrounded by a small eunuch, so they had to let Qing Xuzi go first. Eunuch? Could it be that the emperor announced me, what's the matter? Yang Yu's heart rose again, I didn't do anything, I won't look for me in the emperor!?