807, Zhang Baiqi and the Yellow Turban [1/2]
The first year of the big moe, autumn.
The dead leaves are flying in the wind, the north wind is coming again, and the heavens and the earth are depressed.
On the hillside behind Julu County, a row of simple graves is juxtaposed, and these tombs do not have tombstones, because the bones buried in them were executed as "anti-thieves", so the people who buried them did not dare to erect any inscriptions for them at the beginning.
Sun Yu accompanied Zhang Baiqi, Zhang Mancheng, and Zhang Niujiao, the three sisters, who were busy in front of the tomb, Zhang Mancheng and Zhang Niujiao put various fruits and beef and mutton sacrifices in front of the tomb, while Zhang Baiqi was holding a long stone slab, on which words were carved, and there were many stone slabs beside her, all of which were used to carve tombstones.
The family is buried here, and she is inseparable from her transformation into Zhang Jiao, in this big revenge day, she at least wants to carve a tombstone for them with her own hands, maybe to atone for her sins, so that they can forgive themselves...... Sun Yu didn't say anything, just quietly accompanied her.
After carefully carving for a long time, Zhang Baiqi finally carved the tombstones for her family, and then inserted them one by one in front of the corresponding graves, where there are her mother, father, brother, cousin, and uncle...... There were many other subordinates and servants, none of whom were left behind, and they all carved their names one by one.
In the end, Zhang Baiqi took out a box, and in the box was a human head pickled in lime, which was the head of Nanhua Lao Xian, she placed the human head in front of her mother's tombstone, and then respectfully kowtowed to the tombstone three more times.
Behind her, Zhang Mancheng and Zhang Niujiao also knelt down slowly, and behind her, Zhou Cang, Zhang Yan, Liao Hua, and Bian Xi...... A large group of generals of the Yellow Turban Army mourned in silence.
After Zhang Bai finished saluting, he slowly stood up, turned to face all his subordinates, and said in a calm voice: "Ladies and gentlemen of the Yellow Turban Army, all along, thanks to everyone's help, we finally overthrew the declining Han Dynasty, and then assisted Lord Xunzhen to establish a peaceful and prosperous ......."
Speaking of this, she paused, raised her head and said: "The original intention of the establishment of our Yellow Turban Army is to make the world happy, if it is already good today, I announce it here...... The Yellow Turban Army was disbanded, and from today onwards, there will be no more Yellow Turbans in the world. All the commanders, you have all been fired! If you are willing to join the Da Meng Kingdom as an official, please do it yourself, and if you are willing to go home to cultivate the land, please also do ......"
"Heavenly Master, where are you going in the future?" Bian Xi asked loudly.
"What ...... I" Zhang Baiqi smiled faintly, leaned closer to Sun Yu's side, and then said softly: "In the future, I will give up the title of great sage and good teacher, be a little maid for Xunzhen, and live a happy and happy life." ”
Generals: "......"
Zhang Yan took a depressed step forward and said, "Heavenly Master, you can't do this!" ”
"Why not?" Zhang Baiqi asked rhetorically.
Zhang Yan spread his hands and said: "There are several people here who want to marry Xunzhen as a concubine, you are the most noble among us, if you are only a maid, how can we be embarrassed?" ”
"What's wrong with that? When the Yellow Turban Army was disbanded, where did I still have any identity? You and I are all equal people, you go to be your concubine, I am my maid, there is no conflict. Zhang Baiqi said with a smile.
"No just no way!" Zhang Yan said depressedly: "I can't accept this kind of thing happening. ”
Bian Xi next to him stepped forward timidly and said, "Heavenly Master, if you only be a maid...... I...... I'll also be a maid, you pour tea and water for Xunzhen, and I'll give him a bed and a quilt, please let me continue to follow behind the Heavenly Master......"
Zhang Baiqi shook his head and said: "No, you could have been a concubine, why bother to go crazy with me, I don't agree." ”
Bian Xi gritted her teeth, and suddenly took out a piece of paper from her arms, as well as pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, she actually carried these things with her, opened the paper on the ground, and wrote with a pen: "Guarantee: I, Bian Xi, hereby promise, follow behind the Heavenly Master for the rest of my life, the Heavenly Master will be a maid, and I will also be a maid......"
After writing, she drew a girl, stamped her handprint, and said: "Look, this is the "Letter of Guarantee for Being a Maid for a Lifetime" I wrote, and I am very serious. ”
Zhang Baiqi: "......"
Sun Yu: "......"
Zhang Yan shrugged: "I don't want to be a maid, since you don't want to be a concubine, I won't do it either, I want to continue to be a general, continue to be my marshal in Montenegro...... Why don't I be a secret lover for Xunzhen, relying on my swallow-like light body, you can go to the backyard of the palace if you want, on a dark and windy night, I wore a general's armor and flew into the window of Xunzhen, and had a tryst with him, so romantic. ”
Sun Yu Khan: "Stop! I don't want more ghosts knocking on the window in the middle of the night, you give me a little serious. ”
Liao Hua next to him shrugged: "I don't know what you're struggling with, whether it's a concubine, a lover, or a maid, I believe that Xunzhen won't treat any of us badly, in short...... I can go on with my petty bourgeois life, whatever it is, it doesn't matter. ”
She took out a delicate small wooden box of rouge from the small bag she carried, handed it to everyone and said: "This is the latest trend, the rouge purchased from Xiangyang, everyone comes to wipe it, sweeping the tomb is a very serious matter, today everyone is not wearing makeup, ugly to death, you are ugly like this, whether it is a maid lover or a concubine, you will not want to seek the truth." ”
The women were taken aback: "Is it really ugly?" Rouge hurry up and get it! ”
"Bring the bronze mirror!"
"Are there puddles? I'll take care of ......"
The serious topic suddenly stopped and turned into a makeup discussion for the girls, Sun Yu smiled bitterly, pulled his legs and walked into the carriage next to him, planning to go back to the car to rest for a while.
At this moment, the big-breasted royal sister Zhou Cang suddenly flashed, and she and Sun Yu got into the same carriage.
"General Zhou Cang, what's the matter with me?" Sun Yu Daqi.
"Find the truth, I'll open the skylight and say something." Zhou Cang snorted and said: "At the beginning, you tricked me into following you, and the bait you used was to introduce you to the excellent men of 'Yanjing Village' to me, but now that a few years have passed, where is the handsome guy you introduced to me?" Where exactly? ”
"This ......" Sun Yu Khan, he had long forgotten about this matter outside the clouds.
"Where is Yanjing Village?" The big-breasted royal sister asked viciously, "Where are your brothers and sisters?" Where is the handsome guy in Yanjing Village? Hurry up! ”
"Ahem......" Sun Yu didn't know what to say.
"Looks like a lie to me." The big-breasted royal sister was furious.
"This ...... I'm not lying to you, Yanjing does have a lot of handsome guys. Sun Yu Khan said: "It's just that for one reason or another, I am the only one in Yanjing who can come out to see you, and everyone else is ...... Ahem...... Can't make ......."
"Ah...... You...... You're so bad that you lied to me. The big-breasted lady knelt down in the carriage, propped her hands on the board, her head drooped, and did a standard frustrated forward bend movement.
○| ̄|_This action made the twin peaks on her chest hang down, swaying and leisurely, very impressive, Sun Yu couldn't help but think badly: This guy's chest is not inferior to the Witch Emperor, very powerful.
After a long time, the big-breasted royal sister recovered from her frustrated body, and when she raised her head, her two eyes shot a green light: "Seeking the truth, you have deceived me for a few years, my youth, my beautiful youth, all delayed like this, you have to compensate me." ”
No way? The law does not recognize such a thing as youth loss fees.
The big-breasted royal sister pounced, pressed Sun Yu down on the car board, and reached out to untie Sun Yu's clothes: "If you accompany me with my youth, use your ** to compensate...... I calculated, I joined the Gongsun Army in the first year of the demon, and now it is the first year of Dameng, and there has been a gap of three years...... Well, a year is three hundred and sixty-five days, and three years is a thousand...... Cough...... More than a thousand days. "She's not good at math, and she can't figure out how many days a year is for a while, but it's more than a thousand anyway.
Sun Yu's heart was furious: "What are you doing with this?" ”
"You owe me three years of ** compensation, once a day, a total of more than a thousand times!" The big-breasted royal sister said viciously: "Come now, let's not rest if we don't finish it!" ”
Sun Yu: "......"
Hey, hey, laughing, right? More than a thousand times, you will die! Absolutely going to die! Forget it, just do it, buddy, I'm experienced in a hundred battles now, I'm not an ordinary rookie man, it's not a simple thing to clean up your big-breasted guy, and when the time comes, you will kill you and call forgiveness, and you will know that it is impossible to do it more than a thousand times.
As soon as Sun Yu turned over, he pressed the big-breasted royal sister under him, touched his hands, and suddenly two huge softness fell into his hands...... It's so cool!
At this time, the car door was kicked open with a sudden bang, Zhang Yan flew in lightly, and said angrily: "Zhou Cang, you guy is usually silent and angry, but you actually want to steal food to find the truth?" I haven't even succeeded yet, my mother. She was followed by Zhang Baiqi, Bian Xi, Liao Hua and others, all of whom looked at Zhou Cang with strange eyes.
"How did it become a stealing meal? Is this what I owe to me? The big-breasted royal sister also said: "He has been with me more than a thousand times, and I am about to collect the account." ”
"More than a thousand?" Zhang Yan was shocked, Zhang Baiqi was shocked, and Liao Hua was shocked.
The big-breasted royal sister snorted, "Don't come and get in my way until I take back my more than a thousand times." ”
"Faint, how can it not come to hinder you." Zhang Yan scolded: "If you really let you take away these more than 1,000 times, will you still have our soup to drink?" No, I'll fight with you. She took off her clothes and squeezed the ground into Sun Yu's arms: "Don't pay attention to that stupid woman, let's come first." ”
Bian Xi also threw away the guarantees, paper, pens and other things in his hand and rushed in: "Fight!" ”
"That's ...... I'm afraid it's not good, right? Sun Yu pretended to refuse.
"This ...... That one...... Don't worry, you haven't taken a shower yet......" Zhang Baiqi blushed and fled with a heartbeat, and quickly closed the door of the carriage and said: "Slave...... The maid will prepare hot water for you to bathe first......"
"Outside, when are you coming in?" Sun Yutian's shameless voice came out...... Then the carriage creaked...... After nine years of the big meng calendar, Zhang Jiao finally found a new body, so he ...... Ahem...... The story of no shame will continue......
(To be continued)