230, Tiger Head Lori, Xu Yu! 【3/3】
Sun Yu looked at Xu Yu carefully, and saw that she had a tiger head and a tiger brain, tiger claws and tiger tail, except for a face that was exposed, and her whole body was wrapped in tiger skin clothes, which looked too much like a little tiger.
Tiger Head Lori looked at Sun Yu and Zhang He, and smiled honestly: "You are not yellow turban thieves, I don't bite you, hehe!" She turned around, groped around on the yellow turban thieves rolling on the ground, found out all the food they were carrying, took a cloth bag and carried it on her back, and said with a smile: "You rob my food, I will rob yours, fair!" ”
Sun Yu was speechless for a while, and couldn't help asking, "Sister Xu Yu...... Why did the Yellow Turbans steal your food? Tell me about it! ”
Tiger head Lori tilted her head and thought for a long time before she said: "One day I was hunting around here, you see, I am a little tiger, of course I have to catch pheasants, wild boars or something to eat." I set my sights on a pheasant, and when I was about to pounce on it, a villain named Ji Fang ran out of nowhere and shot the pheasant to death with an arrow, and then he took the chicken away! ”
Tiger Head Lori squatted down, held her head and thought for a long time, and then said: "Oh, by the way, I happened to be very hungry at the time, so I was so angry that I dared to grab food in the tiger's mouth, hum, see that I don't bite them to death." ”
Sun Yu: "......"
Zhang He: "......"
How is this another foodie? Let this thing meet Zhao Yun, it will definitely spark love, Sun Yu sweated profusely in his heart, but this guy is much stronger than Zhao Yun, she can hunt, bite, and grab food, Zhao Yun can only starve pitifully.
Sun Yu coughed dryly and said, "Little girl, it's not right for you to bite like this, since that chicken was shot first by the hunters of the Yellow Turban Army, it should belong to them, not that they robbed you of your things." ”
Tiger Head Lori sighed, looked up and said, "Don't call me a little girl, I'm not a little girl, I'm a little tiger, my name is Xu Yu." ”
"No, you're a little girl." Sun Yu said depressedly.
"No, I'm a little tiger!" Tiger Head Lori raised her paws angrily, she raised her paws at Sun Yu, raised her voice and said, "See it...... This is a tiger's claw, only a tiger has it, can the little girl have it? ”
"Cough" Sun Yu said angrily: "That's just the tiger claw you wore on your hand, not your real hand." ”
Tiger Head Lori snorted: "I don't have hands, I'm a little tiger, I only have claws." If you look at my ears again, they are pointy and hairy, and these are tiger ears. She reached out and tugged at the ears on the top of the tiger's hat, but accidentally used too much force, tearing the tiger's hat off, revealing her short and radiant hair.
Sun Yu sweated profusely, pointed to her head and said, "You still say that you are not a little girl, you see, your hair is exposed, and the tiger head hat has fallen off, right?" ”
Tiger head Lori hurriedly pressed the tiger skin hat back on her head: "This is the disguise of the tiger, in order to attack people, the tiger occasionally disguises itself as a little girl, so the hair you saw just now is my disguise, I am a little tiger, my name is Xu Yu, it won't be wrong!" ”
Sun Yu: "......"
Zhang He: "......"
"Then why is your tail hanging limply behind your ass?" Sun Yu said loudly: "The real tiger's tail can move!" ”
When the tiger head Lori heard this, she pouted her little buttocks and shook it hard, and the tiger tail that hung softly on the buckle of the butt actually brushed the ground and shook it up. "Snap" swept on the small tree next to it, and the small tree shook for a while, and a few leaves fell from the tree, obviously the power of this sweep is not small.
She grinned and said, "The tiger's tail is like a whip, my tail is not fake, I am a little tiger, this thing is true." ”
"And how do you speak?" Sun Yu is really going crazy: "The little tiger can't speak, the little girl can speak!" ”
Hearing this, Tiger Head Lori paused slightly, and then she suddenly opened her mouth and shouted in the voice of the tiger: "Huh...... Oh...... Ao ......"
After calling, she grinned and said, "Hear me?" I can also speak the words of a tiger, but you don't understand my original language, because I am a smart little tiger, so I learned how to speak. If you don't like to hear what people say, I'll talk to you in tiger language...... Oh...... Whew......"
I'm dizzy, the ghost can understand your fake tiger words, but I'm afraid the real tiger can't understand it.
The serious girl couldn't help it, she stabbed Sun Yu's waist, lowered her voice and said, "This girl is not normal, let's ignore her, just bring the soldiers of the Yellow Turban Army back." ”
Sun Yu is also sweating profusely, and the serious girl doesn't know who Zhu Yu is, but she knows it. There is no reason to let go of this world-famous general, and say that he has to be turned into his own army. There's no way, no matter how abnormal she is, she has to bite the bullet herself. Sun Yu suddenly remembered the famous "radio wave clan" in later generations.
The so-called "radio waves" are people who have paranoia and live completely in their own world. The "Airwaves" love to role-play, and they will insist that they are aliens or something else. This Xu Yu is obviously an ancient version of the radio wave little Lori, and she resolutely believes that she is a little tiger. For this kind of person, you have to follow her words, and you can't go against it, otherwise you will never be clear.
Sun Yu said softly: "Little tiger, okay, I now admit that you are a tiger." ”
Tiger head Lori was overjoyed: "Have you admitted it?" That's great! Ben Little Tiger has lived to be ten years old, and you alone can see through the true face of me as a little tiger, hahaha. ”
I'm going to see through the fart, I'm just following your words. Sun Yu said depressedly: "Little Tiger, do you have any parents?" Where do they live? ”
Tiger Head Lori tilted her head and thought for a long time before she said, "I don't remember...... Once the tiger grows up, it must have its own reading territory, well, a mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, tigers live alone, do not need relatives. ”
Zhang He: "......"
Zhang He was about to go crazy, and shook Sun Yu's arm, wanting to tell him to hurry up and stop talking to this weird girl.
Sun Yu made a gesture to let the serious girl calm down for a while, and then smiled at the tiger head Lori: "Little tiger, you are squatting on this mountain alone, how lonely you are!" You see, my brother talked to you, and you chatted happily with your brother for a long time, which means that you also like to play with people. Do you want to go with your brother? My brother has a lot of good food, and he has a partner who is about your age to play with you! ”
Listening to Sun Yu's words, the tiger head Lori was overjoyed and seemed to be quite moved, but she suddenly frowned and said: "One mountain can't accommodate two tigers, the tiger lives alone on the mountain, and can't play with other people." ”
Sun Yu immediately smiled and said, "Since one 'mountain' can't accommodate two tigers, why don't we just stay on the mountain?" You go with me, let's go to the big city, there will be no problem. ”
When Tiger Head Lori heard this, she was overjoyed: "You are so smart, why didn't I think of it before?" Staying alone on a mountain is suffocated, and I knew that entering the city would not be a mountain, so I would have gone down a long time ago. ”
Zhang He: "......"
Sun Yu smiled gently: "Okay then, come with us!" Sun Yu smiled on his face, but he was screaming in his heart: Good my mother, I have really become a bad uncle now, this behavior is more human trafficker than human traffickers, I don't know what Tai Shici wants to say about me when I go back.
Tiger Head Lori raised her tiger paws and said happily: "Okay, I'll go with you!" ”
As soon as these words came out, Sun Yu was overjoyed, this is a superman, it is so simple to deceive it, it is too simple, not good, I always feel that it is so simple, there must be something wrong with it.
Sure enough, I saw that the tiger head Lori suddenly crooked the little tiger head, grinned, revealing two good-looking little tiger teeth, and said to Sun Yu: "If we go together, will you listen to me, or will I listen to you?" ”
"Ahem, of course you listen to me." Sun Yu said cheekily: "Look, I'm older than you and taller than you, I can still give you delicious food, of course you should listen to me." ”
Tiger Head Lori shook her head and said, "I'm older than me, taller than me doesn't necessarily have to be better than me, what about food...... If you don't give it to me, I can rob it, so I have no reason to listen to your ......"
Zhang He: "......"
Sun Yu sweated profusely, isn't it, Xu Yu looks like this, is he going to compete with me? I'm dizzy...... What kind of martial arts is she? Do I have to beat her? I don't want to kidnap Lori, but I'll be kidnapped by Lori.
Sure enough, Tiger Head Lori laughed and said, "Let's fight, you win me, I listen to you." I win you, you listen to me. Fair and reasonable, this is our tiger's way of life. ”
Phew, nonsense, tigers live alone, how can there be a reason to listen to the words of another tiger if you win, and you are not the leader of the monkey group, Sun Yu wiped a lot of sweat. This competition can be cautious, Xu Yu is not an ordinary person, theoretically speaking, she should be on the same level as Dian Wei, Brother Dian Wei will definitely not win, then Xu Yu will not be able to win, if I take over her competition, maybe I will really be abducted by Lori...... Won't this become the laughing stock of all the bad uncles in the world?
At this time, Zhang He, the serious girl next to her, took a step forward and blocked between Sun Yu and Tiger Head Lori, the golden light flashed on her body, and the two big words "high-spirited" jumped above her head, and said seriously: "Little Tiger, you compare with me first, and then compare with him, he is much more powerful than me." ”
The golden light drifted through the trees, reflecting the surrounding trees with a layer of golden light, and the scattered raindrops in the sky were very beautiful under the reflection of the golden light.
Tiger Head Lori was startled, she jumped backwards, climbed a big tree, and then shouted: "Wow, you actually know martial arts...... It's not fair, I don't know how to do martial arts! I'm not going to fight with you anymore, and I don't want to go with you! Oh...... Oh...... Whew......"
When Sun Yu heard this, he was surprised, huh? Doesn't she know martial arts? Yoke...... Damn shackles again!
(To be continued)