Take off your pants and pee!

Long Xiaoqi poured a soak of urine fiercely, all of which were scattered into the military food bag, and then raised his hand and threw it to the opposite side.

"Smack!"

The bag cracked, and the urine inside splattered in all directions.

“Shit！ Fuckyou！！！ ”

Suddenly, there was an angry scolding from the GI, and several of the guys who were rushed to it had disgusting faces, covered their noses and retreated.

And here, when the guardians saw Long Xiaoqi doing this, they immediately followed suit. In a short period of time, one urine bag after another exploded like a grenade in the crowd of soldiers.

"Damn, why are these yellow-skinned pigs so disgusting!"

"Oh...... Oh my god, my feet are full of disgusting urine......"

A volley of fire suddenly made the GIs jump like thunder. A few GIs couldn't take it anymore and were about to pull the trigger this way when they felt their guns. It's a pity that after picking it up, I looked at it for a long time, and finally put it down hatefully.

"Don't fall for their tricks, they want us to shoot the first shot!" A GI officer shouted: "They are humiliating us, trying to make us angry, don't be fooled." ”

Yes, it's humiliation, it's to make them angry, and then the first shot is fired. Although Long Xiaoqi didn't know if this battle could be fought, he knew that small-scale conflicts abounded, or that the battle for important areas had been going on in secret all along. Even if there are no such things that are going on in secret, I am afraid that the country will want to fight hard.

All the preparations are ready, just waiting for the war, is this a joke? No, it's definitely not a joke, everyone knows that a war is really needed now.

But even if you fight, you have to occupy all the moral high ground, which is famous.

Throwing a urine bag...... Even Lei Xiao was a little embarrassed when he saw it, and kept pouting.

"What are you pouting?" Long Xiaoqi asked with horizontal eyes.

"You are so shameless and despicable!" Lei Xiao took a cigarette in his mouth and said, "Throwing a urine bag?" You should throw the! What is the attack power of the urine bag? The attack power of the is great, not only can it cause the power of a grenade explosion, but it can also play the role of a sensory weapon. In a way, it's no less powerful than tear gas, hehehe......"

"yes, why didn't I think of that?" Long Xiaoqi's face suddenly realized, and he said to Lei Xiao: "Come on, come on, you pull out a little for me first." ”

"Can't pull it out." Lei Xiao blinked his eyes and said, "There is no yet." ”

"Then what do you say?" Long Xiaoqi looked disdainful.

"What about it? By the way, maybe Comrade Lin Feiyang can pull it out! ”

The two of them looked at Lin Feiyang in unison, and their eyes exuded a strong longing, which was simply begging for from Comrade Lin Feiyang.

"Whew......" Lin Feiyang exhaled heavily, turned around and stopped paying attention to these two guys.

Everyone can see that this is clearly Long Xiaoqi and Lei Xiao bullying Lin Feiyang together. It's just that Lin Feiyang didn't have a temper at all when he was bullied, and he couldn't accept it.

A relatively orthodox man with a ruffian plus a stream. The scoundrel is doing it, and the consequences can be figured out with his toes. Here, Lin Feiyang can't fight the two of them, besides, Third Sister Long is also there, and Zhao Ying is also there, how can he fight? It's simply weak!

It was at this time that the Guardians saw that the GIs had also begun to untie their pants and seemed to want to learn from them.

"Prepare to retreat!" Long Xiaoqi shouted loudly.

If you throw a urine bag at someone, they will naturally throw the urine bag too. You've finished urinating, and people have just held back a big bubble, and the courtesies are still exchanged.

But the strange side appeared, these GIs did not pee, but carried guns and half-carried pants, dangling birds and running towards this side.

"Shoot, shoot! Lao Tzu's bird is bigger than yours! ”

"I'll do it! I'll do it! I'm doing it! ”

"If it's a man, take off his pants and compare birds, and if he doesn't accept it, he will shoot! Hahahaha......"

“……”

Long Xiaoqi is messy, Lei Xiao is messy, and all the guardians are messy. But messy is messy, they really don't dare to compare with others......

Insulting, enraged, the GIs insulted the Guardians in the most obscene way. One by one, the birds dangling themselves fiercely pushed at the guardians, and their mouths let out arrogant and domineering insults.

Everything is done to provoke the other party and make the other party shoot first. This is a specific environment, and any way to humiliate the other person in a specific environment is certain.

"My bird is a lollipop, your mother likes this lollipop the most, every time she licks it from top to bottom, opens and swallows it the hardest, ahahahahahaha......"

The GI also learned to curse the country, dancing and scolding at one of the Guardians. From other people's mothers to other people's sisters, by the way, I scolded all the big aunts and little aunts and the like.

"Grass, Lao Tzu has collapsed you!" One of the Guardians was anxious, holding a gun to the GI's head.

"Come on, come on, fight here, hahahaha......"

The Guardian's eyes were red, his teeth rattling, and he almost opened the safe. He wasn't the only one in this situation, many of the Guardians were red-eyed.

If it weren't for the first shot, it would definitely tear each other apart like a beast.

"Are there any fish?" Long Xiaoqi shouted behind him.

"Yes!" The person in charge of logistics replied loudly: "I don't know how long I have to stay here, I have already caught a lot of fish!" ”

"Good!" Long Xiaoqi waved his right hand and roared: "Brothers, take a fish for each person, hurry up!" ”

Take the fish? The Guardians were a little confused, not knowing what they were going to do with the fish. But they have been listening to Long Xiaoqi's greetings here, so they don't think much about it, turn around and run back to get the fish.

Hundreds of people turned around and ran backwards with a hula, and the soldiers who watched were puzzled for a while.

"Fish? Are they hungry? ”

"Do you want to eat sashimi here?"

"Haha, as long as they dare to eat, let's pee on them! Hahahaha......"

Soon, the Guardian, who had a fish in his hand, ran back and stared at the GI on the other side of the middle line.

"Hey, I'm a lollipop, your mom's favorite thing to lick......"

A soldier raised his eyebrows at Long Xiaoqi, and kept throwing the bird at the top of the straddle.

Long Xiaoqi blinked, pinched the gills of the fish with both hands, made the fish's mouth open wide, and then pushed forward fiercely.

"Oh!" The GI let out a scream.

The bird he took out to provoke was wrapped in the beak of a fish......

Seeing Long Xiaoqi doing this, the other guardians were happy, and they opened their mouths one after another and poked at the GIs fiercely.

"Scolded the person next door, aren't you hanging? Isn't there a bird that has nowhere to use? I've found something for you! Hahahaha......" Long Xiaoqi laughed.

The GIs who were arrogantly scolding just now were about to cry.

“Fuck！ Fish have teeth in their mouths! Whew......"

"Hit! Call me!! ”

The GIs couldn't help it, and rushed directly towards the guardian with their fists, and the guardians were not to be outdone, and also slammed into the guardian with their fists.

In an instant, a scuffle between the most professional soldiers came to an end......