Lu Juan said, "My family is closest to Liu Sange's family, his family has a total of four brothers, the eldest is called Uncle Liu, the second is called Liu Zhong, the third is called Uncle Liu, and he died before he was one year old, the fourth is called Liu Ji, that is, Liu Sange, he was originally the fourth in the family, just because the third brother died early, everyone called him the third, and he also has a half-brother named Liu Jiao." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Chen Zijian said, "Uncle Bo Zhong Ji Jiao! ”

Lu Juan patted him on the shoulder and said, "That's right, Uncle Zhong Ji Jiao, this is our name when we named it, Uncle is the boss, Zhong is the second, Uncle is the third, Ji is the fourth, this Jiao, I mean that the five people should be united." ”

Chen Zijian nodded, thinking in his heart, it turns out that the ancients took names and these famous halls, when he was studying, what he hated the most was those ancients, what was the name and what the number, he couldn't remember any of them, what Confucius Mingqiu, the word Zhongni, he had never been able to figure out the relationship between this, he could only memorize the pain, now he understands, this name is the name of the person, but not everyone has it, such as these people, there is no name, the word Zhongni, that is the nickname, Zhongni, is the second child, so, Confucius, also called Kongqiu, also called Kong Lao Er!

"But how can you say that he is the true son of heaven?" Chen Zijian asked.

Lu Juan said, "This has to start from his birth......" Lu Juan said about the legend.

On a sunny day, Daddy Liu and his wife were working in the fields, and his wife said, "Oh, why is my body so uncomfortable today?" ”

Daddy Liu thought she was lazy, and said, "You are like this all day long, take a rest if you want to, what's the big deal, you can't finish it today, do it again tomorrow!" ”

As he spoke, he helped his wife to a tree to enjoy the shade, and Father Liu said, "You rest for a while, I'll go back and get some tea!" ”

His wife nodded, and fell asleep under the tree, at this time, the wind was blowing, and something came out of the air, it was a dragon, I saw that the dragon came to Liu's mother, leaned over to Liu's mother, and was doing the joy of men and women, Daddy Liu came back, saw this, was very angry, ran to him, only to see that the dragon had long disappeared, Daddy Liu woke up his wife, and shouted, "What have you become of?" ”

His wife said, "What are you arguing about, I was dreaming, and I dreamed that the red dragon came to my house......"

Where did Daddy Liu believe these words, and roared, "I want to be lazy all day long, what a red dragon, I just saw a big snake about to bite you, so I ran over, hurry, eat something, while it's cold now, let's dig back for a while!" ”

When Lu Juan said this, he said secretly, "Not long after this incident, Liu's mother became pregnant with a child, and this person is none other than Liu San!" ”

Chen Zijian heard this, and laughed, Lu Juan glared at him and said, "What? You don't believe it? ”

Where did Chen Zijian believe this set of nonsense, he was thinking in his heart: This is obviously a bad guy hiding in the dark, after seeing Daddy Liu go home, he approved the dragon body props, and raped Liu's mother while she was napping under the tree, what is the real destiny, it is clearly an illegitimate child born with an unknown bad person! The more Chen Zijian thought about it, the funnier it became, but he didn't dare to say it, after all, people are ancients, and no matter how they are, they are also modern people, so they have evolved thousands of years more than them, how can they say such things?

Seeing that Chen Zijian didn't believe it, Lu Juan said, "You don't know, you have seen seventy-two black moles on his left leg, this black mole is not something that ordinary mortals can grow, Third Brother Liu is the real son!" ”

Chen Zijian was embarrassed to object, so he could only nod and say, "Yes, yes, Third Brother Liu is the true son of heaven, he is the one who wants to be the emperor!" ”

He said that he was panicking in his heart, just by his bear-likeness? In modern society, he is an authentic second-rate, not that his father said that he was idle, even Chen Zijian didn't believe it, he was good at drinking, gambling and lustful, if such a person really became an emperor, he must be a rogue emperor in the ages!

Lu Juan sighed and said, "It is precisely because of his birth that he doesn't like to study, when we studied together since childhood, he always said that when the emperor can not study; When the family asked him to do some housework, he said that he was the emperor, how could the emperor do housework? So over time, he became what he is now, with Daddy Liu, it was a small quarrel in three days, and a big quarrel in five days! ”

I don't study, I don't work, and I found an excuse for "the son of heaven", there is such a thing in this world, it's really strange to the extreme! It's ridiculous to the extreme, "When I go back, I will also say that I am the reincarnation of the true son of heaven, look at what those top students in the university think!" ”

Chen Zijian followed Lu Juan while thinking about the good things in his heart!

"Let's go, let's go find Third Brother Liu and see where he goes!" Lu Juan said, dragging Chen Zijian and rushing to the street.

Chen Zijian said, "Where will he go if he runs away from home?" His leg is under his belly, where will you go to find him? ”

Lu Juan shook his head and said, "You and he are brothers, in addition to going to the gambling house, he will definitely go to the Cao Family Tavern, and now that he is penniless, how can he go to the gambling house?" I see, let's go straight to the Cao Family Tavern! ”

Saying that, the two hurriedly came to Widow Cao's house, Liu San was drinking there with Widow Cao in his arms, and when he saw Lu Juan and Chen Zijian coming, he said with a smile, "What are you two doing here?" I didn't invite you here! ”

Lu Juan said, "You really bite Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people, I interceded for you, but I was scolded by Uncle Liu, you really lack heart!" ”

At this time, Chen Zijian took a serious look at this legendary true son, and saw that he had a high nose bridge, big eyes, big ears, dignified appearance, and a very beautiful and chic good beard when he grew up, he was a real handsome guy, no wonder, he was an illegitimate child, a hybrid, naturally good-looking, and a mixed-race breed!

"Alas, don't mention my father, he always compares me with the eldest brother and the second brother, can this be compared? I'm going to be the emperor in the future! Liu San said with a grin.

Chen Zijian couldn't help but laugh in his heart: It's up to you? In addition to hugging widows all day long, you are a great drinker, and you have to be the emperor, if you are like you, I might as well believe that there are ghosts in this world!

Widow Cao said, "Yes, yes, if you want to be the emperor, you will have your dream of a hundred days in the Spring and Autumn Period, and you won't look at you, you will nest here all day long, and you don't look like a prince when you wear a dragon robe, where is the life of the emperor!" ”

Liu San played his dirty mouth and went straight to Widow Cao's fair neck! said, "Don't worry, baby, you just wait to be the queen!" ”

Dreams, this is a good thing, in dreams, anything is possible, just like Liu San said, he wants to be the emperor, that's a dream, how can a dream become a reality? Alas. Withered vines and old trees faint crows, the school won't let you go home, surprise naked exams, don't hang, it's just talking in a dream!