Chapter 15: Invincible Spell

"Jump,......&Ā„*&&*. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 "Mr. Jia took a short stick and viciously ordered the little egg.

"I don't know where I learned this ......, half-hung orc Mandarin. He really recited this beast language as a spell, idiot. But ......, alas, ......, unlucky. The little egg sighed in his heart and jumped helplessly on the ground.

Although Wukong has never been able to speak the beast language, he can understand all the meanings of the beast language in Mandarin.

The few beast words that Mr. Jia knows are actually very simple and rude.

It's all threats like, I won't give you food, I'll beat you, I'll skin you, I'll boil, steam, blow up ......, and so on.

That's why he can command the beast to obey.

This reason, Mr. Jia himself, is not clear at all, he simply regards these beast words, all of them as supreme secret spells.

Therefore, he himself felt that he was superior to others, and he was an extraordinary person with great magical powers.

"Bite this dress, I'll wash your ass, right?" Because he didn't know what he meant, Mr. Jia would always say something strange to the beast.

Gluttony was puzzled, and after looking at Mr. Jia, he turned his head to look at Xiao Dan again.

"Bite this dress! You stupid tiger bites! What do you think it's for? Shall I wash your ass? Shall I wash your ass? Shall I wash your ass? ……。 Mr. Jia worked hard and began to chant incantations incessantly.

"What a idiot! But ......, this guy's intentions ......, it seems to be quite vicious? Oh no, he's already in a hurry, and it's estimated that he is about to use violence. Thinking of this, Xiao Dan hurriedly signaled to gluttony and acted according to Mr. Jia's instructions.

So, gluttony helplessly pounced on a scarecrow in a black robe.

"Ha, I knew that the spell really worked! However, to deal with a beast like the White Tiger, you have to recite it twelve times. I had to write it down quickly. By the way, go get that fat pig and let him see my magic show. After talking to himself, Mr. Jia hurriedly ran towards the caravan in the distance.

"Boss, wouldn't it be nice if I bit him to death? Why should we suffer such a living sin here? Gluttony complained to the little egg in the language of the beast.

"There's no one around, right?" After Xiao Dan finished asking the gluttony in human words, he saw that the gluttony shook his head at him, so he continued to preach.

"I have to get the pendant back. Are you sure it was the big fat man who took the pendant away? Xiao Dan asked the gluttony seriously.

"Anyway, he took the pendant with his own hands, and I don't know where he put it. Boss, these people are weak and pitiful. After I bite them all to death, won't you just look for them? Boss, why are you bothering so much? "Gluttony really can't keep up with Xiaodan's train of thought, there is obviously an easier way, but the boss doesn't let him use it.

"Tell me honestly, what did Bai Ze say to you before we left Taoyuan?" The little egg did not answer the gluttonous question, but asked it eagerly.

"This ......, no! Master Bai Ze, what, nothing has been said to me! Absolutely not, really! Boss, don't ask that question again! The gluttony was very weak-hearted, and after lying loudly, he twisted his body to the side, not daring to look at the boss again.

Seeing him like this, Xiao Dan immediately confirmed that Bai Ze definitely told Tao Tao about the method of turning back into a human, but because Tao Tao didn't want him to become a human, he always lied and said that he didn't know.

"Gluttony, Bai Ze sent me to the human world to collect information, I am the way I am now, how can you let me break into the interior of the human race! Hurry up and tell me how to change people, otherwise, you will be delayed, Bai Ze's big event! Xiao Dan looked anxious and threatened the glutton.

After hearing this, the gluttony was dumbfounded on the spot, so it quickly explained the method of turning back into a human being, that is, the method of turning the silver hair on the little egg's body into a silver hair armor hidden under the skin.

After Xiao Dan remembered the method, he immediately grew a breath of air in his heart, so he continued to ask the glutton.

"Gluttony, do you still remember the Wuzhi Mountain where Zhu Yan lived when he was tortured?" The little egg was full of anticipation, waiting for his answer.

"How could I possibly remember this, it was two years ago." Gluttony replied to Little Egg as a matter of course.

Xiao Dan made a lot of calculations, but in the end he still miscalculated, that is, he completely underestimated the gluttonous forgetfulness, so that now, his dream of getting rich overnight has completely come to naught.

"You're awesome! You're so good to me! If it weren't for the wrong environment now, Xiao Dan would have rushed to the gluttony and started punching and kicking him.

"Of course! Boss, you can rest assured! Since Master Bai Ze asked me to accompany you, I will play in the world for a hundred years. I'm sure I'll take good care of you! Gluttony was firm and proud, and bragged to the little egg.

Xiao Dan pointed to the chains around his neck and the shackles on his ankles, and said to Glutton with a sneer: "Yes! You're so good at taking care of me! You see, it's because you're so good at taking care of me. As for me, I got this beautiful necklace and this beautiful anklet. Thank you so much! The little egg gritted his teeth and looked at the gluttony.

"Old, boss? You, what you said, yes, is it the opposite? Gluttony was embarrassed and asked in a low voice.

"What do you think! Am I still praising you? Don't talk nonsense with me, listen up! After a while, when the idiot returned, you broke free of your chains and threw yourself at my side. Then you just take me in your mouth. Remember, you can't hurt me! Do you understand? Xiao Dan explained to the gluttony seriously.

"Oh oh, boss, you can rest assured. I've remembered by now that it will never hurt you. "After two years of living together, the gluttony has long been looking forward to the little egg, although it doesn't know what the little egg is going to do, but the little egg has never let it, and has suffered a little loss.

Five minutes later, Mr. Jia triumphantly led the fat man Yi Luli to this temporary training ground together.

"Whew!" The gluttony roared to the sky, and in a flash, the big iron chain as thick as a thumb on its neck was directly broken!

Then, gluttony ignored it, and the two of them, who were completely paralyzed with fright, jumped across more than ten meters away, jumped to the side of the little egg, and then, took the little egg in its mouth.

"My hundred gold! Hurry up and let it go! When Yi Luli saw that the white tiger was going to eat the strange monkey, he was immediately not afraid, and after Lili Suo got up, Yi Luli prepared to go crazy and grab the food.

"You're asking for money! Come back! Huh? After Mr. Jia grabbed Yi Luli, he suddenly saw a scene, an incredible and wonderful performance!

The little egg was held in the mouth of the tiger, not only was he not afraid, but he hugged the tiger's face with his little short arm and giggled happily.

Then, the little egg followed the tiger's bloody mouth, and easily climbed to the top of the tiger's head, rolling back and forth.

At the end, the little egg sat on the tiger's neck and instructed the tiger to walk back and forth around a stake with chains tied to the ground.

"Mr. Jia! Wonderful! It's so exciting! When the white tiger broke free from the chains just now, I was really scared to death! However, after watching the later performances, I can only say the word "service"! This performance is exciting, thrilling, novel and interesting! Well, really good! Yi Luli looked excited and praised Mr. Jia.

"Where, where, carving insects is just a small skill, not enough to worry about teeth, not enough to worry about teeth. Wait a minute, I'll go and tie the tiger chain. After saying that, Mr. Jia cautiously walked to the side of the big iron chain.

After opening the lock and picking up most of the chain, Mr. Jia began to chant a spell to the white tiger: "Don't move!" Shall I wash your ass? Shall I wash your ass? Shall I wash your ass? ā€¦ā€¦ļ¼Ÿ After reciting twelve pennies, he cautiously moved in front of the white tiger.

After re-winding the chain and locking the big lock again, Mr. Jia recited the spell again, and this time, he trembled: "Get up! Shall I wash your ass? Shall I wash your ass? ā€¦ā€¦ļ¼Ÿ Get back! Shall I wash your ass? Shall I wash your ass? ā€¦ā€¦ļ¼Ÿ Sit down! Shall I wash your ass? Shall I wash your ass? ā€¦ā€¦ļ¼Ÿ ā€

In this way, Mr. Jia has now finally fully confirmed that he is definitely a person who is destined to belong!

With such an invincible spell, coupled with the wonderful performance of a monkey and a tiger, this time the Dongdu tour, himself and the Maitreya Divine Sect behind him, will definitely achieve the most satisfactory result!