Chapter 9 The foolish people miss women

There have been bandits in the town recently, and it is not very peaceful, and the students in the village have to go to and from school together. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info They will march to the school together with Juanzi, Mangzi, and Huoya. Juanzi is in the same class as Ma Yunming and Ma Yunyao, and they are all high elementary schools, and Mangzi, Huoya and Zhu are in the same class, and they are all junior primary schools.

Juanzi smiled and said to Zhuzi: Zhuzi, I know you, you don't know me, my name is Juanzi.

Mangzi said solemnly: Foolish, I also know you. My name is Mangzi.

Huoya also said with a straight face: Fool, I also know you, my name is Huoya.

Zhuzi didn't know why they called themselves fishermen, so he hurriedly explained: I am not a fisherman, I am the son of the young master's nursery.

Reckless and open-toothed laughed. Juanzi scolded: You two know how to bully people.

It wasn't until noon on this day that the pillar finally figured out the origin of the "foolish people" from Juanzi's mouth, and Juanzi told him that some students in the school gave him the nickname "Han Pig", but that day he was frightened by his fists and feet and tree climbing skills, so he changed to Ma Yunyao's name: Foolish people. I felt that the four words were too long, so I changed it to foolishness, and thought that it would not be easy to anger the pillar, even if it was angry, it was Ma Yunyao's cause, and it was none of their business.

Juanzi thought that the pillar would be angry, but the pillar just laughed. At that time, in the countryside, it was common for children to nickname each other. Zhuzi has always been worried, because of the homophony of the name, he was given an alias such as "pig baby", or because he climbed a tree to expose his ass, he was called "bare ass" to make fun, but now he is just called "foolish", and he can't help but breathe a sigh of relief. He thought that the name was awkward, and most people didn't know what it meant. I also think that since "stupid people" is Lu Xun's name for the vast majority of Chinese people, it is not to be insulted. I am always one of the vast majority of the countrymen, and the foolish people are always better than the reckless and the open teeth, so I am very relieved, and even a little grateful to the young lady, I feel that it is fortunate that she has such an awkward "nickname", so as to avoid the ignorant self from being called a hundred times more ugly.

Going to school was really fun and fun. The world is no longer just about the Ma family, you can hear new things and see new people every day. It seems that his relatives are no longer just his father, he has formed a sworn friend with Mangzi and Huoya, talking, laughing, crying and making trouble all day long. The pillar was surprised to find that he had changed, what "only said three points when meeting people", what "kept his mouth shut like a bottle, guarded like a city", what "do not see, do not listen, do not speak, and do not move", the principles that his father taught him to abide by were all left behind by himself. He found himself so longing for a partner, for someone to talk to. He even hated why his father taught him such dogmas, and it was precisely because of these unknown dogmas that he stole his happiness. With a partner, he no longer thinks about the rivers and lakes, because Mangzi and Huoya are taking him to spy on the world.

At noon on this day, Mangzi and Huoya talked to Zhuzi about the bandits in Lijia Village. It is said that Mr. Li's family in Lijia Village was robbed by 4 or 5 armed bandits the night before, and Mr. Li died on the spot, while Miss Li was raped and killed by bandits, and her family property was robbed, which was quite miserable.

Speaking of the details of Miss Li's rape and murder by bandits, Huoya's eyebrows suddenly fluttered, and her spit flew sideways, and she said it vividly, as if she had seen it herself: saying that the Li family is not only a big family, but also a scholarly family. Miss Li has been raised in a deep boudoir since she was a child, and she stays at home, not only binding her chest, but also binding her feet. Although she is twenty-eight years old, she is a stunning beauty in this area. The bandit heard the rumors and came here. Although the Li family also had five or six courtyards, the gunshots turned into birds and beasts. When Miss Li arrived at the martyr woman, and when the bandits dragged her, she bit her tongue and committed suicide. But the person is too beautiful, and even though he died, he could not escape the humiliation.

The two talked and talked, and somehow they talked about Ma Yunyao. Mangzi said: Although the Ma family is also a big family, it is not a scholarly family. Ma Yunyao doesn't bind her feet, although she looks okay, she is not beautiful, because women have to bind their feet to be beautiful. He said that once upon a time there was a woman named Lady Niang, who had a pair of small feet of less than three inches, and was not only beautiful but also good at singing and dancing. It is said that when this woman walks, where there is a lotus flower, the lotus flowers will bloom one after another. A woman who is light can dance on a lotus flower, and this woman's feet are entangled.

Mangzi has a relative who is a gentleman from an old private school, and he is familiar with all kinds of fragrant stories.

Huoya agreed, and he said: The little feet are very comfortable to touch, very beautiful, very beautiful. He pouted his nose, closed his eyes slightly, shook his head, and made a look of enjoyment.

The pillar didn't understand whether a person is beautiful or not, and what is the real relationship between the big feet and the small feet. But when he saw the expression of the open teeth, he was convinced. He gestured three inches again, and couldn't help but stick out his tongue.

Mangzi said again: Ma Yunyao didn't bind her breasts, look at her breasts, they look like a wet nurse, they are not beautiful. Do you know Yang Guifei, she is the number one beauty in the world. It is written in the book that she once accidentally exposed her breasts when she came out of the shower, so that the emperor saw it, and praised it and said: Wonderful! Gentle like chicken head. Her godson said, "It's as slippery as stuffed with crisp." Do you think, is it so big to have chicken head meat and stuffed with crisp? Therefore, the breasts should be small.

And he said, "Yes." Dangling a big bob, it's like our country mother-in-law. Where is it like a scholarly door?

The pillar also doesn't understand what's wrong with big breasts. He thought stupidly, how beautiful this Yang Guifei should be.

Mangzi and Huoya told the story of Yang Guifei's godson peeking at her bathing. Later, he told the story of peeking at other people's baths, and his face turned red for a while, and the bottom was strangely bulging and rising.

That night, the pillar had a strange dream. There was always a woman dangling in front of his eyes in his dreams. One moment with clothes, the next with no clothes; One moment with shallow eyebrows and a low smile, and one moment with beautiful eyes; One moment holding his hand, the other holding his waist. The pillar wanted to see her face clearly, but couldn't. The pillar got up and chased after her, and after chasing, the woman became Miss Ma, with big breasts and white skin.

The pillar woke up, his heart was still pounding, but there was a large wet patch under his crotch, which was sticky to the touch. The pillar was startled and thought he must be sick. But I thought of the naked woman in the dream, but I couldn't remember what the naked body looked like.

When he arrived at the school, Mangzi saw that the pillar looked a little strange, so he asked him what was wrong. When the pillar said that he woke up in the morning and wet his pants, Mangzi and Huoya laughed and shouted: "The foolish people miss women, the foolish people miss women."

At noon, Mangzi and Huoya decided to take the pillar to the town's silk village to see the women, but they were afraid that the pillar would not go, so they lied to him and said that they wanted to see the "diorama".