Liu San and the others came to the county yamen, Jiang Kun had been waiting there for a long time, he never expected that Liu San would find so many people to help, and hurriedly greeted him, saying, "Pavilion Chief Liu, your lineup is too luxurious, look at it, there are more people escorted than hard labor!" ”

Liu San knew very well in his heart that this Jiang Kun was eager for Liu San to take all these people away, if it weren't for these brothers, especially Chen Zijian, he might have grown more than one person tall because of the incident in Xianyang City, and now the trees on the grave may have grown more than one person taller, he smiled and said, "How dare I neglect what you told me?" Naturally, it should be done as a big thing, thank you brothers for coming to help, now you can rest assured! ”

Jiang Kun nodded and said, "Okay, rest assured, since all the heroes took the initiative to help Pavilion Chief Liu, the county order will never treat everyone badly, please rest assured, the food to be used on the road is ready!" ”

Liu San walked up to look at it, and said to Jiang Kun with his ear, "My lord, can you prepare to have wine?" ”

Jiang Kun smiled and said, "I know, what is good for you is that cup, you can rest assured, two cars, this is the first time that you have prepared so much!" ”

Liu San sighed and said, "Alas, who doesn't know that our county master is an iron rooster who can't pull out a hair, look at it, we have so many brothers, how can two cars be possible?" I see, in two days at most, these two cars of wine will be gone, do you think you can give me two more cars? ”

Jiang Kun said, "Don't cry poor, in the past, it was a cart of wine, but I saw that there were many of you, so I only gave two carts, which is enough!" ”

Liu San sighed and said, "Look at so many brothers, they are all invited by me to help, if they don't even have enough wine, will they still help me?" These four hundred and fifty people are not a small number! ”

Xiao He also came up and said, "I think I can give them two cars, after all, the distance is so far, at least a month, at most it will take three months, and these two cars of wine are indeed too little!" ”

Liu San took advantage of the fire and robbed, "That's it, don't worry, my lord, your wine is not eaten in vain, you let us drink well and go on the road, as long as everyone works together, we will definitely complete the task, if you don't let us eat and drink, how can we have the strength to complete the work?" ”

Jiang Kun was helpless and said, "Okay, it's all up to you, you, only you can bargain in my county office, right?" Look at who is like you, when you come here, you always have to carry the ashes from the county yamen! ”

Then Jiang Kun instructed, "Come on, prepare two more carts of wine for Pavilion Chief Liu." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

When Liu San heard this, he was very happy, and said again and again, "Okay, okay, or Lord Jiang will hurt us for being on an errand, don't worry, we will definitely complete the task beautifully!" ”

Jiang Kun waved his hand again and again after hearing this, and said, "Okay, okay, how can I be scared when I hear you say good things?" I don't want it anymore, but it's for the sake of Lord Xiao's face! It's not too early, so let's bring that hard labor with you! ”

Cao Shen hurriedly led people and brought a group of hard laborers from the backyard, standing neatly in rows and rows, Jiang Kun cleared his throat and said, "Fathers and fellow villagers, according to the arrangement of the county government, we want to send four hundred and fifty people to Lishan to repair the imperial mausoleum, you are fortunate to be drawn, for our emperor to repair the mausoleum, this is everyone's honor, everyone must always be grateful, the emperor's grace is huge, this is the opportunity given to us by God, please abide by your duty, obey the command, live up to the mission, and complete the important task of repairing the emperor's mausoleum as soon as possible!" ”

This Jiang Kun, what he says is better than singing, what is for the emperor's order, and what is it for abiding by his duty? Everything is written in textbooks, the dialogue between the two of them is like a god, Liu San has Liu San's plan, Jiang Kun has Jiang Kun's abacus, and the two are there to play dumb with each other!

"Ladies and gentlemen, you represent our Pei County, after you go, you must follow the above arrangements, go to Lishan on time, complete the tasks assigned to us on time, win glory for our Pei County, and honor our Pei County Magistrate, I am here to ask everyone!" It seems that this mobilization speech is not a modern product, it has existed since ancient times, this Jiang Kunzhen is full of words and foaming at the mouth, and it seems that after leaving these hard labors, the earth in the world will not turn!

"This time I went to Lishan, let the Surabaya Pavilion Chief Liu Ji Liu Pavilion Chief lead the team, and now please welcome Pavilion Chief Liu with the warmest applause!" With Jiang Kun's encouragement, there were a few pitiful applause below, which was also worthy of Liu San.

Liu San turned around, cleared his throat, and said, "Fellow villagers, everyone heard what Jiang County's order said just now, this is the task given to us by the above, we must arrive at Lishan on time, otherwise everyone knows the consequences, and none of them can run away!" Township fathers, you know, I am also from Pei County, after receiving the task, I am very happy to lead the way for you, everyone rest assured, on the road, there is me Liu San listened, there is something for you to eat, as long as we work together, we will definitely rush to Lishan within the specified time, everyone said okay? ”

"Good!" The laborers replied in unison, like schoolchildren.

Liu San turned around and said to Jiang Kun, "My lord, do you think there is anything else to explain?" ”

Jiang Kun nodded and said, "Okay, that's it, no more, let's go!" ”

Four hundred and fifty people, under the leadership of Liu San, Chen Zijian, Lu Xuan, Zhou Wei, Ren Ao, Jian Wu, Li Liu, Zhu Zhi, Qiao Shan, Sun Tian and other ten people, walked out of the Peixian Yamen and went straight to the direction of Lishan!

Liu San left Pei County with four hundred and fifty people, and behind them, there were pairs of eyes, Lu Xiao, Fat Woman, Cao Widow, Xiao He, Cao Shen, and Xiahou Ying looked at Liu San and their shadows in the distance, but they didn't say anything in their hearts, until there were no pedestrians on the road in Pei County, and they gradually dispersed.

But no one thought that in the crowd of people seeing them off, there was a person quietly hiding in the corner of the street, she was none other than Lu Pheasant! She didn't care about Liu San and the others, but watched Widow Cao's every move, and when Widow Cao returned with her son, she followed closely and came to the tavern.

Widow Cao put down her son and picked up the leftovers left by Liu San and them, but Lu Pheasant broke in, she asked contemptuously, "What kind of beauty do I think you are, it turns out that it's just like that, why do you want to seduce my husband?" ”

Widow Cao turned around, only to find that there was more Lu Pheasant in the tavern, she smiled coldly and said, "Who should I be, it turned out to be Mrs. Liu, you are not afraid of rotten tongue when you speak, who seduced your husband?" ”

Lu Pheasant picked up the cup on the table, threw it at Widow Cao, and said, "I have seen a shameless woman, but I have never seen a shameless woman like you, you obviously can't bear the loneliness, you seduce Liu Ji, and you still say that I have a rotten tongue!" ”

Widow Cao dodged the cup sideways and said, "Please don't go crazy here, who is shameless, this is still difficult to explain, although Liu Ji and I do not have the name of husband and wife, but we have the reality of husband and wife, you see that the children are so old, is it not enough to show that I am the real husband and wife between him and me?" You have to talk about first-come, first-served, why are you still so domineering? ”

Lu Pheasant grabbed the things on the table again and smashed them at Widow Cao, only listening to the sound of banging, the cups, plates, bowls, and chopsticks in the tavern were all flying, so it was not lively, Lu Pheasant threw it while yelling, "You shameless slut, like a pheasant, beating eggs everywhere, you wild seed who doesn't know where it came from, how can you prove that your surname is Liu?" ”

Lu Pheasant sprinkled all the grievances that had been accumulated in his heart for a long time on those cups, plates, bowls, and chopsticks, as if throwing these things out could calm the anger in his heart, and it was not the widow Cao who was pitiful, but those cups, plates, bowls, and chopsticks!

Widow Cao did not show weakness, although her things were smashed, but she was happy in her heart, because when she saw Lu Pheasant's anger, a sense of superiority of possession arose, and she competed against each other, "Pheasant? What a chicken, isn't your name a pheasant? Haha, how can you say that someone else is a chicken? ”

One mountain does not tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female, two tigresses, how can they coexist in a tavern? You say one word, I say one word, you say I'm a slut, I say you're a pheasant, and the scolding is all over the place, which is unbearable.

"Why are you so sassy, your own man is dead, and you won't let go of other people's men! How many men have you really slept with? ”

"What about sleeping? Comfort, how about you? How does it feel to be alone in an empty room all day? What are you to compete with a widow for a man? There are chickens in the name, and I don't think it's a good thing, no wonder Liu San doesn't want you! ”

"Put your mother's shit fart, the old lady is a serious person, how can you be like a pheasant, I see that you are still talking nonsense, I don't tear your mouth, the old lady is not a person!"

The two women, starting from throwing things, starting from quarrels, and now carrying out the third item, grabbing, pounced, rolling, and beating, Lu Pheasant ran to Widow Cao with an arrow step, and grabbed Widow Cao's hair when she stepped forward, and dragged her back vigorously, where was Widow Cao willing to show weakness, she also stepped forward and grabbed Lv Pheasant's hair tightly, both of them were working hard, and they all exerted their strength, and kept shouting, "See if I don't kill you slut!" ”

The two of you grabbed me with a claw, I pulled you, and the fight was inseparable, so scared that Liu Fei cried, a four or five-year-old child, where has he ever seen such a magnificent scene!

Lu Pheasant has always been a little tender, where can she withstand the destruction of Widow Cao? I saw Widow Cao grab Lu Fei's hair and turn around suddenly, and Lu Pheasant was stumbled and thrown aside, and landed right in front of Liu Fei.

Lu Pheasant rushed forward, grabbed Liu Fei, and shouted, "You little wild seed, crying here?" See if the old lady doesn't fall to death! ”

Lu Pheasant, Lu Pheasant, why are you so virtuous? Liu Fei is still a child, the child is not guilty, you can't beat his mother, why do you poison this four or five-year-old child? This is Liu San's own flesh and blood!

Widow Cao panicked at this moment, and shouted loudly, "Lu Pheasant, I warn you, let go of the fat child, you will come to me if you have anything, what is wrong with this child, how can you poison him?" ”

Lu Pheasant was proud now, she smiled and said, "Am I despicable? You seduced my man, gave birth to wild seeds, and called me despicable? Today I am just making this wild species disappear from this world! ”

said, lifted Liu Fei high, ready to throw it on the ground, said that it was too late, it was slow, I saw Widow Cao rush forward violently, with the power of her mother's instinct, hugged Liu Fei, and kicked Lu Pheasant in the chest!

Lu Pheasant understood that this child was the death hole of Widow Cao, and if she wanted to defeat her, she couldn't let go of the child, the two of them held the child with four hands, and kept kicking each other with their four feet!

"Lu Pheasant, I only know now, why doesn't Liu San like you anymore, you are venomous, and you don't even let go of your husband's flesh and blood, who would like such a woman?"

"Liu San doesn't like me? I'm married to him, what about you? You're just a pheasant, don't think he'll like you if you leave him a wild seed! ”

Widow Cao was very angry, and said fiercely, "Lu Pheasant, if you let go, if you hurt Liu Fei, you and I will not have good fruits, and when Liu San comes back, I will see how you explain!" ”

……

At this moment, two figures flashed from outside the door, they were no one else, they were Lu Xiao and the fat woman, after they saw Liu San, Chen Zijian and others away, they both went back, passed by the tavern, heard the noise inside, and walked in.

I saw that the room was full of cups, bowls, and chopsticks, Lu Pheasant and Widow Cao were twisting together, and the children were screaming.

Lu Xiao and the fat woman hurriedly stepped forward, one by one, Lu Xiao said, "Sister, what's the matter with you?" What does this mean? ”

Lu Pheasant said as if he had been savior, "Lu Xiao, look at it, this is that shameless slut, she robbed my man!" ”

Widow Cao and Liu Fei were dragged aside by the fat woman and said, "Robbing your man, you don't even look at who you are, you can't even look at your own man, what's the matter with me?" ”

The fat woman hurriedly persuaded Widow Cao, "Oh, what's wrong with you? If you take the wrong medicine, how can you make a big move in front of your child? Liu San How long have they been gone, you are fighting here, if Liu San knew, what would he think? ”

Lu Pheasant said proudly, "My father and Jiang Kun County Ling are friends, if it weren't for this relationship, would Liu San be able to escort the hard labor?" Will he be able to get this errand? ”

Widow Cao listened, smiled coldly, and said, "It seems that you really don't know why Liu San and they went to escort this hard labor, saying that you are stupid, you are really not qualified, do you know, this errand, if they can arrive as scheduled, it will be good, if they delay the time, if they run away from hard labor, they will not want to come back, how many times have the people who escorted the hard labor not come back?" You're a frog at the bottom of a well, and you're embarrassed to say such things there, have you ever really cared about your man? Have you really helped him? Have you shared his worries? You can't blame him for not liking you, you can only blame yourself for not understanding him! ”

Lu Pheasant was speechless, yes, yes, he has never cared about Liu San, but does Liu San want her to care? On the wedding night, he got drunk, and from the next day, he hid in Widow Cao's place to be happy, did she have a chance to care about him?

Widow Cao's words did not attract Lu Pheasant's attention, but they attracted the attention of Lu Xiao and the fat woman, and Lu Xiao asked, "Hearing you say this, it is very dangerous for them to go here?" ”

Widow Cao said, "We are all the women of this group of escorts, they are afraid that we will worry, so they don't tell us, but from the fact that they are drinking here, it can be seen that they are really bad luck this time!" ”

Widow Cao told the sisters and fat women of the Lu family one by one what they said when they were drinking in the tavern and the expedient measures of escorting them to hard labor!