679, the whole army, drumming, Armageddon [1/2]

β€”β€” Sun Jian was scorched by Liu Beilei, and his hands and feet trembled with anger.

Sun Yu secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, this time Sun Jian was dizzy, with her surname of Jiangdong Tiger and decisive killing, would she raise a knife and slash at Liu Bei and Zhang Fei? No, I'll have to be careful.

However, Sun Jian was already dizzy, and he began to speak no matter how often he spoke: "Liu Bei, how can you talk?" Hitch a fart! If the old lady really wants to get married, with the beauty of the old lady, even if she is ten years old, she doesn't need to take her daughter, but if she wants to marry me, she has to give a son. ”

Liu Bei smiled softly, and retorted without anger: "You and your daughter Sun Quan are just like the straw sandals I knitted, no matter how beautiful and beautiful the straw sandals are, if they are worn by someone...... I can't afford to sell it at a high price, so I can only dispose of it second-hand...... I like to bundle second-hand straw sandals with unsightly straw sandals, and sell two pairs for the price of one pair. ”

She stopped here and looked at Sun Jian and Sun Quan with her eyes, which clearly meant that one of you is a second-hand straw sandal, and the other is a straw sandal, so let's pack it and sell it.

I'm dizzy, you actually scolded Sun Jian for being a broken shoe, oh my God, she must be going crazy, Sun Yu is sweating!

However, Sun Jian did not get angry, and there was no such thing as "broken shoes" in the Three Kingdoms era, and the earliest origin of this statement came from the "Water Margin" in the Ming Dynasty. So at this time, when Sun Jian heard the word "broken shoes", he didn't feel very insulted, but only thought it was a simple adjective.

Moreover, in the Han Dynasty, the folk customs were open, and it was not a problem for women to be finished, and it was easy to remarry after a dead husband, far from having so many shackles on women in the Ming and Qing dynasties. For example, Cao Ying in real history is particularly partial to wives, Cao Pi also married Yuan Xi's wife, and Zhao Fan also wanted to marry his brother's widow to Zhao Yun...... It can be seen that it is not a strange thing for a woman who has died of her husband to find a man again, and men and women at that time didn't care about the question of virginity or not.

Sun Jian snorted coldly and said, "The old lady is a used straw sandal, isn't Sun Yu anymore?" It's not all half a catty. ”

cough, your topic seems to be getting more and more deviated, Sun Yu thought to himself: If you don't come out to stop it, these two guys don't know how outrageous they want to say. He cleared his throat and was about to come out to play a round, but he saw that Sun Quan next to him couldn't stand it.

She swiped the ground and jumped into the middle of the field, crying: "You one says I'm ugly, that one says I'm ugly, everyone says I'm ugly, I hate you...... Besides, you have to ask my opinion if you want to marry or not, right? I...... I'm still hesitating. After speaking, the blue-eyed and purple-haired Sun Quan squatted on the ground with his head in his arms and cried wow.

Tsk, saying that the broken shoes didn't make Sun Jian angry, but he made Sun Quan, who thought he was very ugly, angry and cried, this guy was already indecisive, and he encountered such a big event as getting married, and now he has no idea at all, and he was scolded for being ugly, and he cried after a multi-pronged approach...... It's a bit out of control.

"Alright, stop swearing! Getting to the point! Sun Yu wiped his sweat and said: "The focus is still on the issue of delivery, I think ...... I still want Sun Shangxiang. ”

When Sun Jian heard this, he immediately said: "No, my first two daughters are gone, and these three daughters have to stay with me to inherit the family business no matter what, and they can't be given to you." ”

The topic went around in circles, and finally got back on track, and then went back to Sun Shangxiang.

I have to say that the thinking level of the three Taoyuan sisters to create the surname Jump is too high, obviously they were talking about Sun Shangxiang just now, but they didn't know how to pull it on Sun Jian and Sun Quan, making Sun Jian so angry that Sun Quan is still crying on the ground...... When the topic returns to Sun Shangxiang...... Everyone was a little dazed, although this was the main topic, but everyone didn't know what to say.

What do you say? Quietly...... "If you don't say it, I'll say it!" Sun Shangxiang suddenly mustered up the courage to stand up, thanks to the nonsense of Liu Bei and Zhang Fei just now, Sun Shangxiang's courage increased greatly, and he didn't care about any face and exquisiteness, and said loudly to Sun Jian: "Mother, I really like to seek the truth, you just let me marry him." ”

"No! Someone in Koto must inherit! Sun Jian refused to let go.

"Mother, you're still young, you can have another one." Sun Shangxiang finally let go: "Although my father died early, can you add another one...... Or a one-night stand or something...... I have another daughter to inherit the family business, but I don't inherit it anyway. ”

Sun Jian: "......"

Everyone: "......"

"You...... You unfilial daughter, do you think that giving birth to a daughter is to plant turnips, a radish and a pit, and you can harvest if you plant it? And the daughters born may not have martial arts skills, I gave birth to your three daughters, all of whom know martial arts skills, which is already considered a big profit, if there are a few more, God knows if there can be strong martial arts skills. Sun Jian scolded angrily: "If you come out with a mediocre birth, how can you inherit the family business?" I don't want a ready-made daughter, I'll go and fart again. ”

Sun Shangxiang was determined to fight his mother to the end, and snorted loudly: "It's not easy to give birth to a daughter with martial arts skills?" Xunzhen gave birth to a dark gold casually, if you let me marry him, I will persuade him to have one with you, maybe it will be a dark gold! ”

Flutter ...... The people around him vomited blood again.

Sun Yu's sweat was already so sweaty that everyone was about to get dehydrated, and Sun Jian was also shocked by his daughter's strange thoughts. God, how did she come up with that? I don't remember raising her like this.

Sun Jian only felt exhausted for a while, the three daughters were all angry, the eldest daughter ran away from home, the second daughter was indecisive, and the third daughter's arm was completely outward...... To rely on this sister to inherit the family business, it seems that it is really a bit hanging, is it possible that I really want to have another one? If I do have another one, what should I call it?

In fact, these three daughters are taught so strangely, it still has something to do with Sun Jian himself, the so-called upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, if Sun Jian himself is very reliable, he will not teach unreliable daughters.

At this critical time, Sun Jian's thinking of jumping the surname actually jumped to the matter of naming the fourth daughter, she tilted her head and thought stupidly: If I have another one, I will be named Sun Yi, if there is a fifth one, it will be called Sun Kuang, and if there is still a sixth one, it will be called Sun Lang...... Hey, I'm still pretty good at choosing names, and I've thought of three names in an instant, genius! I'm truly a genius!

Who to live with is a big problem, speaking of which, if you want your daughter to have strong martial arts skills, it is a good idea to be born with Sun Yusheng, but ...... If you really give birth to him, should the daughter born be commensurate with the current daughters and sisters, or the mother and daughter? Belch...... This problem is a bit serious as well...... Sun Jian wandered out of the world for a while, and when she returned to the real world, her thinking was completely confused, and she smiled bitterly and said: "Marry it, marry it, a group of white-eyed wolves, I raised you so big for nothing." You can marry whoever you like, and I don't care about you anymore. ”

"Oh, too! My mother agreed. Sun Shangxiang was overjoyed, brushed the ground with a dodge, arrow step, the action was as fast as a meteor, three points faster than the most sensitive body athlete Sun Yu had ever seen, and in a flash, he got into Sun Yu's arms, hooked Sun Yu's neck and said greasyly: "Find the truth, my mother promised to let me marry you, haha, let's go into the cave room quickly......"

I fainted, you are too anxious, I have seen a man like this, and it is the first time I have seen a woman, Sun Yu Khan.

Although there were many unhappiness and sweating in the process, Gongsun Jun's goal was finally realized, and the three young masters of Jiangdong were all married to Sun Yu inexplicably, and the plan of peaceful evolution of Jiangdong can be said to have ended perfectly. Now that Sun Jian has agreed, with Wu Lin's "marriage promotion", even if Sun Jian wants to regret it, it is useless.

The sisters of the Gongsun Army were suddenly overjoyed, this time, Jiangdong can be said to have arrived, and the next thing to do is to defeat the Yuji rebels and restore the lost territory of Jiangdong. Without the young master, Jiangdong, who has only one Sun Jian to support the faΓ§ade, can rely on the advantage of having three young masters in his hand to slowly annex it, and he is not in a hurry.

"Report!" At this moment, a spy from Jiangdong suddenly ran over with a rolling belt. Sun Yu found that the spy was not wearing Jiangdong's military uniform, but a rebel's variegated uniform, and it seemed that he was a spy who had been mixed with the rebels for a long time.

"Why are you back?" Sun Jian frowned, thinking: This person is the most important chess piece I buried in the rebel army, ordinary intelligence is not worth it for him to give up hiding and run back, it seems that there is a very important military situation.

The spy wiped a cold sweat and said, "Lord, the big thing is not good, the information obtained by the subordinates is too important, so I don't care about lurking in the rebels anymore." Last night, heavyweight reinforcements came from among the rebels, and I saw that there were a few more flags in Yu Ji's Chinese army tent, and the whole army was preparing for a general attack, so my subordinates had to flee back to Chaisang overnight to inform the lord of the matter, so as not to suffer a loss. ”

Heavyweight reinforcements? Could it be that Nanhua is coming? Sun Yu was shocked in his heart, but then calmed down, and now he is followed by Zhang Jiao, Zhang Fei, Tai Shici, Tong Yuan, and if you count Sun Ce who is lurking in the dark, there is also a Hua Tuo who can treat his injuries at any time. With such a strong lineup of generals, she can attack and retreat and defend, even if she can't win Nanhua, she can spend it with Nanhua, and she doesn't want to easily break through Chaisang City.

Seeing Sun Yu's eager expression, Sun Jian frowned and said: "Seeking the truth, I still say the same thing, you just watch from the side, my Jiangdong's affairs will be handled by me Jiangdong myself." ”

After finishing speaking, she raised her head, her heroic face floated, and she said loudly to the Jiangdong female generals next to her: "Whole the army, beat the drum!" Since the enemy is about to launch a general attack, our army cannot show weakness, so we will fight it out in this battle! ”

(To be continued)