Chapter 20 The Song version of Tang Seng
"The chicken of Jigong Mountain is back in the world, Quyuan is angry, and all kinds of songs are known! The magic chicken understands human nature and understands human language, which is really a great wonder in the world! Three days later, the West Street Goolan tile city solemnly opened, in order to give back to the majority of customers, a specific ten-day rehearsal system, each person into the city 20 Wen, ten days later rose to the usual price of 50 Wen! Looking forward to our customers! Don't miss out! Tell each other! ”
The master of typesetting looked at Liu Ming, then looked at the text and laughed: "Housheng, isn't your gimmick a bit big!" Chickens understand human nature and speak human words? Wu Bu Shen Han can't do it yet, you don't have to show off! ”
Regarding this person's questioning, Liu Ming just smiled, why should he explain it to a person like him, why should he explain his fierce life!
"Don't say it's a chicken, it's just that the parrot can't speak people accurately! In the future, are you really willing to print these things? ”
"Master! How much does it cost me to print a hundred? ”
Liu Ming didn't bother to pay attention to him, and directly asked the price to see if the money in his pocket was enough!
"Hou Sheng, if the real chicken can speak, I want to see and print again, if you frame people, won't I be wronged by the Printing Bureau!"
"Master, I promise you that you can speak, so tell me how much it costs to print a hundred copies!"
"The royalty is 30 wen, 100 pieces of straw paper are 100 wen, ink powder is 100 wen, and the production of letterpress is 50 wen, almost 280 wen!"
"Then let's start printing, when will it come out?"
"Half an hour, and finally ask, Housheng, that chicken can really speak human language? Don't pretend to be a parrot! Coax the villagers! ”
This is so special to get rid of a Tang monk in the world, it's long-winded!
"Master, how about I let you enter the market for free in three days?"
"Really, you Goolan tile city is estimated to also need to print small tickets, seeing that you have printed a lot of large pieces of straw paper this time, how about I also print 500 small tickets for you?"
I didn't say that this guy is really pestering, and he can do business!
"How much more do I need to add?"
"It's not much, the small ticket costs less plates, powder, ink and paper, so I'll charge you twenty yuan!"
Liu Ming was completely speechless, feeling that this guy was looking at the price set by the money in his pocket!
Could it be that there are masters in the folk of this era, seeing through the eyes?
It could just be a mistake!
"Alright! When will it be taken! ”
"I guess it's going to take an hour! When the publication is finished, I will send someone to your side of Goolan Wa City, and when the time comes, I will collect the money, you can ask for it! ”
This guy was curious about the chicken's ability to talk one moment ago, but the next second, his face changed and he gave an eviction order! Keep fiddling with his crickets!
Liu Ming is also helpless, no matter what, it is estimated that the ancient people had no concept of time! This playing with crickets is a waste of life!
At the same hour, Liu Ming had already finished dinner, and the guy from the Printing Bureau came with a stack of advertising words and receipts that Liu Ming had written before!
"Official, where are the chickens? I'm going to have to take a look to give it to you! ”
The middle-aged man hooked his head to look for the traces of the chicken, and he didn't seem to believe Liu Ming's words very much. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Who's looking for grandpa!"
The big rooster who had been injected with a genetic injection by Liu Ming was in someone else's chicken pen before he walked into Goolan Wa City with a figure-eight step!
It's hard to imagine that a chicken that doesn't come home at night can learn to walk slowly with its hands (wings) behind its back like a human!
"Where are you little bunny going again! I haven't seen your chicken shadow for a day!? ”
"Hmph, the conditions you promised me before were not fulfilled, so I have to find my own target!"
The big rooster asked Liu Ming to find him a hen to spend the night before, what is this special thing, Liu Ming decisively forgot about it, this is not a matter at all! Of course, Liu Ming will also have a perverted reputation to find him chicken!
The master of the Printing Bureau was dumbfounded, one person and one chicken just ignored his existence and talked wantonly!
The stack of straw paper in his hand fell to the ground unconsciously, and the ground was sprinkled with straw paper.
He only cares about holding up his jaw that is about to fall off, how can he have time to take care of the things in his hands!
The big rooster swaggered back to his chicken shed, to be precise, it should be said that it was a dog shed, the uncle used to raise a wolf dog, and later sold it because of the weapon fight in Liujia Village!
Only a dog shed made of square wood was left, and now it has become a place for this chicken to prostitute!
In the past few days, Liu Ming has only been busy with his own affairs, and he can't take care of this chicken, but fortunately, he knows how to find food and drink! Otherwise, I would have met Hades early!
In modern times, it can only be said that Liu Ming is a person who can't raise small animals, raising dogs to die, raising cats and cats to run! Raise rabbits to cook in a pot!
is a person who doesn't worry about it, a person who lives with a computer all day long, so what feelings do you have to deal with the small animals that are raised!
"Master, how did you throw my straw paper on the ground! The ink is almost gone! ”
Liu Ming was a little distressed and picked up the advertising paper that was scattered on the ground, the ink of these things was black as soon as he touched it, and the level of private printing was very different from that of the official, and it was easy to fade!
"That.... That... Chicken... Chicken... I can really talk! Ha ha! You really didn't lie to me! I'll be coming to see it in three days! Take good care of that magic chicken in the next life! I'll take my leave! ”
The master of the Printing Bureau was so excited that his jaw almost fell, but he didn't forget to explain it while being happy, and left in a hurry!
"Master...... The money hasn't been given yet...."
Although Liu Ming shouted, the guy was immersed in the joy of shock and couldn't extricate himself, just thinking about going home quickly and telling the big news of the day to his wife and children at home, and he still cared about whether he had money or not!
I think the price of printing things should be relatively low, and the price of straw paper is there, not too expensive! Printing things is also typesetting, and then printing with ink!
Looking at the black piece of straw paper, it is estimated that cheap ink is also used!
The uncle came back as scheduled, but he didn't have the original happy expression, but frowned, this time the corner who went out was not willing to come back, although the uncle treated them well, but suddenly the uncle sold a lot of things when he was doing it.
Ordering the closure of Goolan Wa City, wouldn't it chill them, and then distrust, they are now estimated to have found a job in other counties, and suddenly let them give up their current stability and return to a master who may be dissolved at any time, wouldn't it be to drink the northwest wind!
When Liu Ming actually did the chicken that sang "Zhao's Orphan" in the curtain that day, the uncle's shock was no less than that of the master who printed it, and he was also ecstatic!
At this time, people hunt for curiosity very much, and someone once opened an elephant courtyard in Bianliang for people to watch, and charged tickets! It is said that it was shipped by regional ship from Quang Nam!